The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[fenjer]

hallo munky!

[munkygunn182]

Fenjer in IB? Daaaamn i have been away a long time! Hows things?

[fenjer]

haha! Normal service will be resumed tomorrow I'm back to uni.

I got sent here in disgrace earlier for derailing a thread...

I'm a naughty girl.

How are you? Gonna make it to any bimbles this weekend?

[andrewsmith]

viva le beire

[munkygunn182]

Hey sorry I had to run out and to a PC tech job. Yeah i'm good, working day and night at the moment though! No bimbles this weekend sadly, MOT runs out tomorrow, needs new tyre (which I have, just haven't yet fitted) and also im in Leeds for a mini festival! :D

You headed out this weekend? What do ya do at uni?

[andrewsmith]

*Metal Scream*

CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG GGGGGGGG

Alreet?

[fenjer]

I'm in my final year of midwifery, final exams in august/september.

I think there is a bimble on sunday with Bibio, weather permitting!

Sounds like you have a good weekend planned - shame about the MOT tho!

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Craig.

By the sounds of things you could do with a cup of tea & to put your feet up!

[munkygunn182]

Sounds good Fenjer. Still happy with your course? I'll need to get out on some of the bimbles with bibs. Met him at the SV Ecosse night oot, one of the funniest guys out there!

Yeah the MOT sucks, but i'll get it put through the first day I'm back up!

AS! Aye i'm good mate, hows yourself?

Sorry for my lack of attendance recently, been too busy riding the feckin thing :P

[munkygunn182]

Hi to Fruity and Minimorcambe also!

How are we both doing?

I shall rest when I'm dead... or drunk :D

[fenjer]

Aye, just trying to find a job now!

Hi Mini!

[minimorecambe]

How are we all?

I need bar ends before I can go play out. Not been out since the ARTNW and I want to try my new can :D

[munkygunn182]

Finding a job... always the hard part! I've been lucky in that I've landed my dream job recently, and have spent the past month or so preparing! (hence the lack of attendance!)

Dare I say the megathread has some life in it again?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi AS, MM & Fenjer.

I'm good ta, knee is still not great but at least I'm oot and aboot on bike again (thank flipping flip).

Plumbed a bath in this weekend with my pop......




.....plumbers deserve every penny they ask for.

[andrewsmith]

AS! Aye i'm good mate, hows yourself?

Not bad mate, just working night shift in bar most the week. Urself


Evening alllllllllllll :p

[munkygunn182]

Not bad mate, just working night shift in bar most the week. Urself


Evening alllllllllllll :p

Yeah good man, got promoted at work, landed my club job amongst others, adjusted my uni course to fit a bit better. Being honest, can't really complain atm!

Fruity, good to hear you're back on two wheels! Bet it was exciting the first time to get back out? :p

[andrewsmith]

Yeah good man, got promoted at work, landed my club job amongst others, adjusted my uni course to fit a bit better. Being honest, can't really complain atm!

Fruity, good to hear you're back on two wheels! Bet it was exciting the first time to get back out? :p

well done mate! Forgot to FB you the other week.

Fruity is the knee holding up?

MM i think ur zorst will be louder than gav's thinking

[minimorecambe]

Its not actually that loud. Just sounds nice. The baffle is still in there............................ for now :p

[fenjer]

Hi Fruity and AS...

MM - i get really jealous when I hear people have new shiny bits... especially exhausts.

I always think sydney sounds pathetic next to everyone else on a ride out! :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fruity, good to hear you're back on two wheels! Bet it was exciting the first time to get back out? :p

Too flipping right!

As soon as the consultant said 'don't worry about the swelling' I asked him to sign me back.

Fruity is the knee holding up?
Loads better ta for asking Agent S.
Just completed a occupational heath form so I might be able to get seen by the physical therapy team quicker.

Even if I have to eat ibuprofen by the handful, I plan to make the AR.

[Reeder]

Just ride without barends :)


HI EVERYONE!

[munkygunn182]

I'm a little bit gutted, I may or may not be able to attend the AR now... my bands apparently playing a festival in Glasgow that coincides.... dunno what to do! :(

[Reeder]

Are you in a famous band?

[minimorecambe]

My hands are bad enough as it is with my tendonitis, I dont need the vibrations aswell (not in that way anyhow)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hulllo Reeder my dear fellow, how the devil are we?

[Reeder]

Naughty girl. Correct your spelling too!

Sup super fruit. I'm good, how art thou?

[munkygunn182]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedski!

[minimorecambe]

Naughty girl. Correct your spelling too!

Sup super fruit. I'm good, how art thou?

Done, sorry King Reeder :smt058 am I forgiven??

[munkygunn182]

Hi Fruity and AS...

MM - i get really jealous when I hear people have new shiny bits... especially exhausts.

I always think sydney sounds pathetic next to everyone else on a ride out! :(

Ride next to me then... im 100% standard at the moment :p

[minimorecambe]

Hi Fruity and AS...

MM - i get really jealous when I hear people have new shiny bits... especially exhausts.

I always think sydney sounds pathetic next to everyone else on a ride out! :(

I have had a standard exhaust for ages. Still would have if he hadnt bought me one for my birthday :D

I just hated the look of it.

[Reeder]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedski!
Yoooooo!
Done, sorry King Reeder :smt058 am I forgiven??
Of course dear!
Ride next to me then... im 100% standard at the moment :p
I actually got complimented on how loud and awesome mine sounded by someone on an SV1000 on the EAR rideout last year ;)
I changed the exhaust before I'd even riden the bike or passed my test lol!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sup super fruit. I'm good, how art thou?

Shattered, busy week followed by a busy weekend of D.I.whY didn't I just pay someone.

On that note, I wish you all a very restful sleep as I can't keep my eyes open.

Good night and God bless (or the appropriate religious deity/atheist equivalent).

:smt008

[andrewsmith]

Hi Fruity and AS...

MM - i get really jealous when I hear people have new shiny bits... especially exhausts.

I always think sydney sounds pathetic next to everyone else on a ride out! :(

Fenjer the can that MM's got are very reasonable (I'll not say the price)

Too flipping right!

As soon as the consultant said 'don't worry about the swelling' I asked him to sign me back.


Loads better ta for asking Agent S.
Just completed a occupational heath form so I might be able to get seen by the physical therapy team quicker.

Even if I have to eat ibuprofen by the handful, I plan to make the AR.

Feeling better for getting back to work

[fenjer]

Ride next to me then... im 100% standard at the moment :p

So is sydney.

I have had a standard exhaust for ages. Still would have if he hadnt bought me one for my birthday :D

I just hated the look of it.


Yeah, I did have an ART can in the garage, but couldnt find a link pipe, and then the guy who gave me the can decided he wanted it back. So that was that.

I dare say there is much to do to Sydney before an exhaust becomes a priority, and there's no significant other to supply birthday presents. lol

[munkygunn182]

Yoooooo!

Of course dear!

I actually got complimented on how loud and awesome mine sounded by someone on an SV1000 on the EAR rideout last year ;)
I changed the exhaust before I'd even riden the bike or passed my test lol!

Afraid I'll be staying standard for the foreseeable future... overdraft aint gonna pay its self off!

[Reeder]

Night fruity!


Well fenjer... I'm available if you need someone to snuggle into at night?


Craig my darling, I've been in my OD for four years haha. I have other priorities in life atm rather than paying that off. I wanna live a little before I try and pay it off. It's hugeeeee :D

[minimorecambe]

Night Fruit Bowl :smt058

They are nice cans though :) Even if he does want to hack it to pieces :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

I dare say there is much to do to Sydney before an exhaust becomes a priority,

Upgrade to a pointy??



:mrgreen:

[andrewsmith]

The guy makes them to order, does titanium race cans for the minitwiners

[Reeder]

Upgrade to a pointy??



:mrgreen:

:mrgreen:

[fenjer]

Well fenjer... I'm available if you need someone to snuggle into at night?


Craig my darling, I've been in my OD for four years haha. I have other priorities in life atm rather than paying that off. I wanna live a little before I try and pay it off. It's hugeeeee :D

What an offer...erh... perhaps I'll pass at the moment Reeder! ;)

And I live in constant fear of overdrafts... Reeder, if you're in your overdraft, you aren't in a position to be buying shiny cans either! FAIL.

Upgrade to a pointy??

:smt072

NEVER! (well, not for a few years yet!) haha!

[andrewsmith]

Upgrade to a pointy??



:mrgreen:

Too fancy, more to go wrong and castrated by emission regs

[Reeder]

What an offer...erh... perhaps I'll pass at the moment Reeder! ;)

And I live in constant fear of overdrafts... Reeder, if you're in your overdraft, you aren't in a position to be buying shiny cans either! FAIL.


:smt072

NEVER! (well, not for a few years yet!) haha!

My shiney can is already paid for and I don't really have many out goings and I live at home still currently so I couldn't care less at the moment :smt019

Too fancy, more to go wrong and castrated by emission regs

Yours just castrates you by its looks and it's own performance because of it's age :)

[minimorecambe]

Too fancy, more to go wrong and castrated by emission regs

Me and Reeder win because we are simply better :cool:

[andrewsmith]

My shiney can is already paid for and I don't really have many out goings and I live at home still currently so I couldn't care less at the moment :smt019



Yours just castrates you by its looks and it's own performance because of it's age :)

It aint the power of the bike, its how you ride it!!
60 or so brake will annoy 170 brake ducati on the twisties

[Reeder]

We are aren't we MM :D

So you're a riding god are you Smithers ;)?

[Wideboy]

i am

[minimorecambe]

We are aren't we MM :D

Of course :):cheers:

[andrewsmith]

i am

So am I

[fenjer]

Do riding gods get to overtake on blind bends and double whites? can I be one?

[minimorecambe]

Im not - I suck :(

[fenjer]

MM we could be the godesses they are much better than gods anyway. :)

[Reeder]

Pffffft... double whites. Lets be honest, if you can see ahead and you know the road then why not overtake on them? Being on a bike it literally takes about 1 second to get past.

[andrewsmith]

Do riding gods get to overtake on blind bends and double whites? can I be one?

I don't!

I carry out safe and fully legal overtakes :smt083

[munkygunn182]

MM we could be the godesses they are much better than gods anyway. :)

Godesses are aaaalways better ;)

[minimorecambe]

MM we could be the godesses they are much better than gods anyway. :)

Do I get buff men with grapes and palm leaf fans?

[Wideboy]

Do I get buff men with grapes and palm leaf fans?
you get me!

[fenjer]

Do I get buff men with grapes and palm leaf fans?

If you want them love - you;re a godess, you can have what you want.

I'd not advise the baths of champagne though...

[minimorecambe]

you get me!

You go pack - NOW!

[minimorecambe]

If you want them love - you;re a godess, you can have what you want.

I'd not advise the baths of champagne though...

Bath of white zinfandel????

[fenjer]

erm... nippy.

lol

[Reeder]

Bath of baby oil?

[minimorecambe]

erm... nippy.

lol

I could wear my thermals:confused:

It wouldnt last long anyway :)

[fenjer]

just wrong reeder... wrong wrong wrong.

You dont get to waft a palm leaf...

[minimorecambe]

Bath of baby oil?

That is just a daft suggestion [-(

[Reeder]

No, not wrong. Good. It keeps your skin lovely and soft :)

I get to waft whatever I want, just normally happens to be my own gas however!

[fenjer]

Well, i suppose if you want to drink the bath full of Zinfandel and not actually bathe in it, it'd be fine.

[minimorecambe]

No, not wrong. Good. It keeps your skin lovely and soft :)

I get to waft whatever I want, just normally happens to be my own gas however!

Men :rolleyes:

Well, i suppose if you want to drink the bath full of Zinfandel and not actually bathe in it, it'd be fine.

Thats that decided then.

Order me one - stat :p

[fenjer]

hey - find yourself another minion to order your bath of zinfandel...

I'm busy ordering my own minions around... lol

"every seed has to be removed from that strawberry!" - *throws strawberry back at minion*

[andrewsmith]

"every seed has to be removed from that strawberry!" - *throws strawberry back at minion*

Reeder!!! Job for ya! :mrgreen:

[minimorecambe]

I have a minion (he's just not here right now)




*Runs and hides quick*

[munkygunn182]

I want a minion :(

[Reeder]

Reeder!!! Job for ya! :mrgreen:

Dude, you're from the north so you do it. Us southerners aren't used to such manual labour. Commoner.

[Wideboy]

i can get my knee down......... who's in the knee down club high five!

[fenjer]

i can get my knee down......... who's in the knee down club high five!

You just had to didnt you... :smt019

Well MM is prettier than you so nah.

[minimorecambe]

I want a minion :(

I give to you Rent-a-Gav
Only £100 an hour and available for your every need
Bills payable to Helen

[andrewsmith]

Dude, you're from the north so you do it. Us southerners aren't used to such manual labour. Commoner.

Your from Turnip farming country thats something you should be accustomed to

i can get my knee down......... who's in the knee down club high five!

Don't need to

[Wideboy]

You just had to didnt you... :smt019

Well MM is prettier than you so nah. yes but i can get my knee down

;)

I give to you Rent-a-Gav
Only £100 an hour and available for your every need
Bills payable to Helen
and im ****ing good!!!

[minimorecambe]

i can get my knee down......... who's in the knee down club high five!

Im in the whole body down club :)

You just had to didnt you... :smt019

Well MM is prettier than you so nah.

Aww thanks :oops:

[munkygunn182]

If i'm paying £100 an hour... I expect a better service than that.... none of this dirty southerner stuff! :P

[fenjer]

If i'm paying £100 an hour... I expect a better service than that.... none of this dirty southerner stuff! :P

I'd not bother, they're rubbish at removing strawberry seeds.

no work ethic either.

[Wideboy]

If i'm paying £100 an hour... I expect a better service than that.... none of this dirty southerner stuff! :P
i can do things with my hands that you could but only dream of, fancy a go?

[Wideboy]

anyway we do apples!!

[minimorecambe]

i can do things with my hands that you could but only dream of, fancy a go?

No one wants a table!!

[andrewsmith]

or a dhag!!!

[fenjer]

anyway we do apples!!

No one wants a table!!

Wooden Apples?

(if the hands wash dishes I might be tempted....tho I think we'd need to negotiate the price oh godess friend...)

[minimorecambe]

He won't wash dishes I'm afraid. I struggle to get him to fill the dishwasher :-?

[fenjer]

Ah well... back to the minion drawing board...

[Wideboy]

what?! excuse me i do more washing up than you do missy, and cooking for that matter!

[andrewsmith]

He won't wash dishes I'm afraid. I struggle to get him to fill the dishwasher :-?

Gavin lazy sod!

[minimorecambe]

what?! excuse me i do more washing up than you do missy, and cooking for that matter!

Shush you! I have a reputation to protect here :o

[Wideboy]

Shush you! I have a reputation to protect here :o
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


look every one see here

[fenjer]

what?! excuse me i do more washing up than you do missy, and cooking for that matter!

So you should - she's a godess :cheers:

[minimorecambe]

So you should - she's a godess :cheers:

Lol - did I ever tell you I like you? :p

[fenjer]

no - but i get the impression that you're warming to me. lol

:)

[minimorecambe]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


look every one see here

:smt075

[minimorecambe]

no - but i get the impression that you're warming to me. lol

:)

Carry on the way you are going and we will be best friends in no time :p

[Reeder]

*HIGH FIVES GAVIN*

I can tooooooo ;)

I also don't NEED to smithers... but I just can ;)

[Wideboy]

well then no more cooking and washing up from me...... im afraid my arms have suddenly broken