The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Reeder]

I can't manage steak, but i could possibly get a pic of me with bacon on tonight?

[robh539]

lmfao

[minimorecambe]

How about ham?

[Tara]

Yep, nearly done thank goodness, hopefully you can leave early today too hun xx
we shall see so much to do yet but boss is being a pain hopefully i shall get away early

[Wideboy]

I prefer garlic kievs myself

[Reeder]

How about ham?

Certainly is possible.
Tesco waffer thin?

[robh539]

I prefer garlic kievs myself

oh yeah, i think ill have them later

[minimorecambe]

Certainly is possible.
Tesco waffer thin?

Aye that will do :)

[Wideboy]

I'm gona go oot,on bike to a certain chipy and get garlic kievs and chippy chips, if its not raining :D

[Reeder]

Gotta keep you lot amused haven't I...



























































































































http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd505/reederandrew/hamman.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Lmao. Reeder you are special, but I loves ya :)

[Wideboy]

coorrr..... And im there!!

[robh539]

your not right.

You love him after a dodgy pic. whats the world coming too lol

[Reeder]

My not right?
I think you mean you're ;)

[Wideboy]

I think im safe from the mankini revolt now after reeders, thats only fair right?

[minimorecambe]

It made me laugh and nearly spray latte everywhere

[Reeder]

You wore a mankini?

[Wideboy]

No i didnt

[robh539]

It made me laugh and nearly spray latte everywhere

which did?

lilly's face was a picture in that video. I never wish to see it again tbh, i wouldn't be able to look at WB without thinking of him in it :(

[Viney]

Sadly no, I'm on call that weekend so we wont be able to make it :(
Lightweight.

[minimorecambe]

The meat did.
The mankini was also highly amusing :p

[Reeder]

I bet you did WB

[robh539]

Anyway MM you dont have time to be on here, your sister is more important :smt079

[Viney]

Yeah. That's how much I love a good steak!There is a restaurant near where i work that serves Steak by the Kilo. So you walk in, ask for wahtever size lump of cow you want. Its £6.25 per 100g, then plus chips n stuff. For a sensible sized bit of moo moo, you are looking at about £40 all in! They do different types as well, one of them being a Brazillian or something, and thats £65 just for the steak!! Gotta go there one day

[minimorecambe]

Just search mankini

[robh539]

anyway moving on. the weathers mild today !!

[minimorecambe]

Anyway MM you dont have time to be on here, your sister is more important :smt079

I can still hear her. I am nodding and smiling at the right times :)

[Reeder]

There is a restaurant near where i work that serves Steak by the Kilo. So you walk in, ask for wahtever size lump of cow you want. Its £6.25 per 100g, then plus chips n stuff. For a sensible sized bit of moo moo, you are looking at about £40 all in! They do different types as well, one of them being a Brazillian or something, and thats £65 just for the steak!! Gotta go there one day

My god! That sounds amazingggggggg!!

Have you been V?

[robh539]

There is a restaurant near where i work that serves Steak by the Kilo. So you walk in, ask for wahtever size lump of cow you want. Its £6.25 per 100g, then plus chips n stuff. For a sensible sized bit of moo moo, you are looking at about £40 all in! They do different types as well, one of them being a Brazillian or something, and thats £65 just for the steak!! Gotta go there one day

sounds ace, I was in a pub with a few orgers the other week. Did only steak. 56oz was the biggest,OMG it was the size of the table. came with chips too (these where of pics on the wall)

Will be going back there one day in the car lol

[Wideboy]

Mild is good for bikerington!!

[robh539]

Mild is good for bikerington!!

agreed. I think i may go for a play is getting brighter here now :)

[minimorecambe]

I like steak but couldn't eat a full cow

[robh539]

Ive had a few cows in my time lol

[minimorecambe]

Off to A&E with the Mother. She has had a fall.

[Wideboy]

uh oh

[Reeder]

We'll keep your space warm until you're back dear

[Viney]

My god! That sounds amazingggggggg!!

Have you been V?Na. Walk past and Drool. I really odnt have that sort of money for a bit of Moo Moo. Will go there though one day. Maybe take you, in a pair of taras heels :lol:

sounds ace, I was in a pub with a few orgers the other week. Did only steak. 56oz was the biggest,OMG it was the size of the table. came with chips too (these where of pics on the wall)

Will be going back there one day in the car lolThats a big lump of beef. The largest i have eaten was a 40oz with chips, onion rings, starter and desert...I didnt feel that well for a day or two after. Got a T-shirt though :lol:

I like steak but couldn't eat a full cowSo, Helen, how do you like it?

[Reeder]

I could be your date ;)

[Viney]

I could be your date ;)No, that mean i have to pay for you and you sure is ugly. I dont date Uglys

[Reeder]

It's a mordern world. We can split it.

[minimorecambe]

I hate hospitals, but at least I have my blackberry to keep me happy.

So, Helen, how do you like it?

:smt047

Oh my steak - medium, rare :)

[Viney]

Yeah 80/20 in my favour. You look like a rich chap!

[Viney]

I hate hospitals, but at least I have my blackberry to keep me happy.



:smt047

Oh my steak - medium, rare :)
Sod the steak...helllooooooo :lol:

[Reeder]

Lets be honest. I don't lol.

[minimorecambe]

Lets be honest. I don't lol.

Just remember who you said you would take out for steak! :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

But it doesn't mean I am rich ;)

[minimorecambe]

Im happy with wetherspoons :)

[Reeder]

Woah woah woah! I never said I would take u somewhere to eat steak. Just buy one!
Asda price steak all the way dear...

[minimorecambe]

Ah ok that suits :)

[Reeder]

Suits you ;)

[minimorecambe]

Says the boy wearing the ham joint ;) :p

[Reeder]

It means I could afford some GM ham that big ;)

[minimorecambe]

It means I could afford some GM ham that big ;)

:shock:

[Viney]

Woah woah woah! I never said I would take u somewhere to eat steak. Just buy one!
Asda price steak all the way dear...Reeder Reeder Reeder, thats no way to treat a Lady now is it. Weatherspoons are not the dearest on the planet, and spending time With Little Miss Morcombe, im sure would be time well spent. So, go on, push the boat out a bit. You'd have to turn the xbox off for a while!

sheeeesh, the youth of today. *Walks off muttering*

[Reeder]

*feels bad*

Okkkkkk

[Shellywoozle]

Boo !! Woozle is back ......... ;)

[minimorecambe]

Hey Shelly how you feeling?

[Viney]

Reedr, theres a good lad. And be on your best behaviour ok.

Woozleeeeee :kiss:

[Shellywoozle]

Hey Shelly how you feeling?

Dosed up on lemsips, just had a bath after food shopping and cutting the grass .... trying to sweat it out of me :)

Feeling pretty hot at the mo LOL :kiss: fankoo for asking H

[robh539]

Reeder Reeder Reeder, thats no way to treat a Lady now is it. Weatherspoons are not the dearest on the planet, and spending time With Little Miss Morcombe, im sure would be time well spent. So, go on, push the boat out a bit. You'd have to turn the xbox off for a while!

sheeeesh, the youth of today. *Walks off muttering*

I agreed with you Vman. Tssk :rolleyes:
You would hate to see sone of places and prices I pay for food and enertaining ladies. If us think weather spoons is to much lol
Got to treat the lady right ;)

[minimorecambe]

Dosed up on lemsips, just had a bath after food shopping and cutting the grass .... trying to sweat it out of me :)

Feeling pretty hot at the mo LOL :kiss: fankoo for asking H

Lemsip, 2 parecetomol and a bottle of wine is your best bet :) :smt056

[minimorecambe]

I agreed with you Vman. Tssk :rolleyes:
You would hate to see sone of places and prices I pay for food and enertaining ladies. If us think weather spoons is to much lol
Got to treat the lady right ;)

Im easily pleased and prefer to pay for myself :)

[Shellywoozle]

Lemsip, 2 parecetomol and a bottle of wine is your best bet :) :smt056

If I didnt have work at 7am I would be there with the bottle of wine :)

Oh well 2 days to work then 8 off so life aint too hard ROFL :smt026

[Viney]

I agreed with you Vman. Tssk :rolleyes:
You would hate to see sone of places and prices I pay for food and enertaining ladies. If us think weather spoons is to much lol
Got to treat the lady right ;)Its been a while since i entertained anyone. But you have to do it right thats for sure. I just hve to get them to agree in the 1st place...thats where it all goes wrong.

[Bibio]

someone mention mankini?

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[minimorecambe]

someone mention mankini?

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:rolleyes:

[Viney]

Im easily pleased and prefer to pay for myself :)
ooo, get you and all the independent woman stuff ;) :lol:

Ok, so easily pleased..youa re sounding more like my kinda woman :lol: If only i was 15 years younger :smt090

[Viney]

someone mention mankini?

<-----FFS, take that off, i i'll red card you..my eyes my eyes!!:shock:

[Bibio]

think i'll leave that one up for tonight. bout time wideass suffered again. lol

[Shellywoozle]

Im easily pleased and prefer to pay for myself :)

+1

[robh539]

hello miss woozle ;)

whoa Bilbo change the pic ill pay lol

Modern women :rolleyes:

[Bibio]

Im easily pleased and prefer to play with myself :)

thats better.

[robh539]

Its been a while since i entertained anyone. But you have to do it right thats for sure. I just hve to get them to agree in the 1st place...thats where it all goes wrong.

that was my trouble to mate, despite how well i treated them I don't think the chloroform went down to well ;)

[Shellywoozle]

hello miss woozle ;)

whoa Bilbo change the pic ill pay lol

Modern women :rolleyes:

Hello Mr H :kiss:

As for being modern, way of the world with men nowadays (well some anyway) ..... they usually leave me to pay :smt090

that was my trouble to mate, despite how well i treated them I don't think the chloroform went down to well ;)

Blimey that will make any girl run :(

[minimorecambe]

As for being modern, way of the world with men nowadays (well some anyway) ..... they usually leave me to pay :smt090

lol yup :(

[Bibio]

that was my trouble to mate, despite how well i treated them I don't think the chloroform went down to well ;)

get yerself to fife :D

[robh539]

Hello Mr H :kiss:

As for being modern, way of the world with men nowadays (well some anyway) ..... they usually leave me to pay :smt090

Well I wont be doing that I pay my way in life ;) and will pay outright too I like treating a lady, when i can lol

I have even paid for friends or family meals in the past.

[Shellywoozle]

Well I wont be doing that I pay my way in life ;) and will pay outright too I like treating a lady.

I have even paid for friends or family meals in the past.

I know you are different Mr H :kiss: as I put my get out clause in my brackets bit ROFL

Ha ha ha clever Woozle

[robh539]

get yerself to fife :D

I do now and again for business. Dunfermline I normally stay.

[robh539]

I know you are different Mr H :kiss: as I put my get out clause in my brackets bit ROFL

Ha ha ha clever Woozle

I did notice.

[minimorecambe]

I pay for everything for everyone.
Im a giver not a taker (no dirty comments please :p)

[Viney]

Right, Avatars off for now...simples.

[Shellywoozle]

When I go to Scotland it will be to hassle that Milky Bar Kid lass

http://bakkerbugle.com/apps/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/milky-bar-kid.jpg

[Viney]

I pay for everything for everyone.
Im a giver not a taker (no dirty comments please :p)Spoilsport

I was like that once, then i learnt...and went Bankrupt!

[Shellywoozle]

I pay for everything for everyone.
Im a giver not a taker (no dirty comments please :p)

I am a taker too and i LURVE it :smt026 :smt079 =;

[robh539]

Right, Avatars off for now...simples.

+1

Im a giver to MM, you have to be sneaky to bet me to take lol

[minimorecambe]

I just like to see people happy :)

[robh539]

I just like to see people happy :)

Thats why i give too.

[Shellywoozle]

I just like to see people happy :)
Depends what ya take MM ..... ROFL

If you leave a mess then thats giving and that dont make men happy !

Ooops I am off track a little :smt047

[robh539]

I am a taker too and i LURVE it :smt026 :smt079 =;

noted ;)

[minimorecambe]

Depends what ya take MM ..... ROFL

If you leave a mess then thats giving and that dont make men happy !

Ooops I am off track a little :smt047

:smt079

[minimorecambe]

Right my Sister is staying at the hospital with Mother so I am off home to feed the dog and let the ferrets out for a bit.

Catch you all later xxx :kiss:

[Shellywoozle]

noted ;)

ROFL oh bugga ya gonna hold me to that ! I will have more than just aching bones and a bad ankle :smt079

Catch yas later H xxxx

[Reeder]

Its gone dirty without me being involved! Blimey!

[Shellywoozle]

Its gone dirty without me being involved! Blimey!


I always drag things into the gutter .... so I am told :(

Although I think I am an angel and not in the slightest dirty minded :silent:

[Reeder]

Being dirty is fun...

[robh539]

I live in the gutter, and i like it.

[Shellywoozle]

Being dirty is fun...

Ahhh bit late for me, I is naked just had a bath and i no longer dirty !! :rolleyes:

I live in the gutter, and i like it.

Wanna compare gutters some time baby ROFL

[Reeder]

uselesswithoutpics :D

[robh539]

Ahhh bit late for me, I is naked just had a bath and i no longer dirty !! :rolleyes:



Wanna compare gutters some time baby ROFL

Yeah for sure, I have no shame. Reminds me i need to drive to a friends house naked i hope i dont brake down or get stopped lol tho that could be funny