The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Hi Helen

[munkygunn182]

Good Eve-ning Miss Hel-en *in the style of a primary school kid*

[minimorecambe]

Meh

[Bibio]

DJ spunkygunn ;)... I jest!

I'm dyin to get the bike out!

tell me about it. i'm sick of looking at all these bits and want them on the bike. the weather is getting warmer and i'm getting exited.

[munkygunn182]

whats up?

[Bibio]

bet its WB and not MM.

[Amanda]

Hello smellies !!!

[Bibio]

well well heloooooo sexy. hows you?

[Reeder]

Oh god, the pervert's here!




YAY

[munkygunn182]

tell me about it. i'm sick of looking at all these bits and want them on the bike. the weather is getting warmer and i'm getting exited.

My bikes 100% ready to go, im just a little anxious about going out on a wet road with a brand new tyre

[minimorecambe]

I can assure you its not Gav.
Just enjoying having to greet myself most days - I am starting to sympathise with Holdup :-?

[Amanda]

Yes, I am here, your evening is complete.

Entertainment me, for I am blooming bored outta my head and not allowed out cos we have no money!

[Reeder]

Naked pics be entertaining enough?

[Amanda]

Naked pics be entertaining enough?

Only if its people from the Org - and not Gavin, I've got them.

[Reeder]

Of me.

[Amanda]

Yeah sure - I have a good sense of humour!

[Wideboy]

you rang?

[Amanda]

you rang?

I'm bored .........

Reeder promised naked pics but he isn't delivering the goods. What a tease....

[Bibio]

My bikes 100% ready to go, im just a little anxious about going out on a wet road with a brand new tyre

dont be just take it easy.

[Wideboy]

well im watching the rest or casino and then to bed as i have been working far to hard and long lately


thats what she said!!

[Bibio]

BTW has anybody heard from Lilly of late?

[munkygunn182]

I can assure you its not Gav.
Just enjoying having to greet myself most days - I am starting to sympathise with Holdup :-?

You know thats not trueeeeeee :)

[Amanda]

sooooo bored

[Wideboy]

is chris working this weekend?

BTW has anybody heard from Lilly of late?
she is busy with new job

[Amanda]

Nope - he's gonna be off for another 6 weeks!!

[Wideboy]

tut alright for some, i might be able to come out to play on sunday

[Amanda]

No - he has no money coming in!!! Living off his savings.

Hopefully Sunday will go ahead - not sure about the weather

[Wideboy]

thats ****, buy and sell some more bikes

oh didnt think of the weather

[Amanda]

He sold the Aprilia and is in the process of selling the GSXR. Need more bikes to make more money

[andrewsmith]

evening all

Wasted 2 hours of my life watching my local Rugby club all but be relegated

[Wideboy]

He sold the Aprilia and is in the process of selling the GSXR. Need more bikes to make more money
maybe you should give him the skivy job at the shop :P
evening all

Wasted 2 hours of my life watching my local Rugby club all but be relegated
hi

[The Idle Biker]

rugby league or union?

[andrewsmith]

Union, we have one league team in the area and there Gateshead.
Not a fan of league TBH

S'up Gav

[Amanda]

We got bluetooth for our helmets - they is Good

[Wideboy]

what does that do? radio talk to eachother?

[The Idle Biker]

Just before I bail out, limited biking for you guys up north, snow and rain forecast tomorrow (mmmm says a London softy). Good drinking weather though, good luck.

[andrewsmith]

haha

Mines sitting on workshop stands waitting for a shock change

[Amanda]

Yeah, no wires or anything. Speakers and microphone into the helmet. Bike to Bike, Bluetooth to phone and GPS and music if you want that kinda thing.

Had a test ride and its really good.

[Bibio]

nope no snow forecast here...

[andrewsmith]

Bib its a pennines Massive occurrence this time, looks like it going to be F*** all

[Wideboy]

Yeah, no wires or anything. Speakers and microphone into the helmet. Bike to Bike, Bluetooth to phone and GPS and music if you want that kinda thing.

Had a test ride and its really good.

how much? me likey sound of that for music!!

[munkygunn182]

Heavy rain, but no snow for me

[Bibio]

aaahhh the middle of the island.

[andrewsmith]

Bib I should hopefully be test fitting that tray eventually

[Bibio]

no worries. the sooner you do the sooner i can make adjustments.

[andrewsmith]

lol I know.

I have a rough idea of what'll need, i need to get the zx10 shock on mines got worse sitting there. now like concrete unset

[The Idle Biker]

aww I've not got the bottle to work on bikes. If I had more than one I think I'd learn, but mucking up my bike is too scarry. I stopped when 2 strokes went out of fashion and valves appeared. Don't worry about supporting a naff local team, loyalty is quality, I support QPR, I've suffered.

[Bibio]

mind you if you take longer than 4-5 weeks i'll end up coming down and doing it for you and you really dont want that to happen now do you....

[andrewsmith]

haha once yours is sorted!

Be alright if i had/ had access to a garage or workshop what I had to do to the bike is 3 days work and it taken 11 weeks because its been too *******ing cold to work outside

[Bibio]

tell me about it. if i had somewhere warm to work on the bike it would be finished by now.

[Amanda]

Yeah the music works through my bluetooth on my phone.

Single kit is £149

[andrewsmith]

lol it always the way!

Anyways this should make most giggle

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110218/tuk-tory-politician-a-member-of-feared-b-45dbed5.html

[The Idle Biker]

whhhhatttttt, that's outrageously unexpected??? I bet I could av im though? bon soir

[Bibio]

he'd get my vote. i love how the media always show the bad side of bike clubs and not the 'charitable' side of them. there is a lot of good that goes on and no one ever gets to hear about that.

i hate the stigmatism of ooohhh look at those nasty bikers. when in fact a biker in a crowd is more likely to help an old person across the road.

[andrewsmith]

Very True!

Not involved with the clubs but was at the last Northern Sisters bash in January
Most of the cash went to charity. Couple of the guys were helping the police after hell kicked off outside the club

[munkygunn182]

Easter Egg Run in Glasgow, prime example. 100% charitable, but being clamped down on because of orange walks. Go figure!

[Bibio]

yup we had the 'sick kids' tedybear run in edin but that was put a stop too (as far as i know).

[munkygunn182]

Eep, brothers just phoned to say he's crashed his car =/

[Bibio]

wooops. hope he is ok..

[munkygunn182]

Aye me too, I'd go down to the crash site, but i've got drink on my breath, and happen to be insured on that car...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aye me too, I'd go down to the crash site, but i've got drink on my breath, and happen to be insured on that car...

Yeh, stay well away!!

[munkygunn182]

Mmm, its times like this a munky needs a hug!

[andrewsmith]

Beer and jack feulled hug

[munkygunn182]

Beer and jack feulled hug

Haha, you're some lad. And your spelling would suggest you've had more jack than me?

[munkygunn182]

Car's just got home... looks like it got off not so bad. O/S front wing bashed up a bit, headlight gone, but that looks to be the worst of it... thankfully

[andrewsmith]

i never spell that word corrrrrrectly

[hindle8907]

Hello

[Bibio]

Car's just got home... looks like it got off not so bad. O/S front wing bashed up a bit, headlight gone, but that looks to be the worst of it... thankfully

stuff the car how's your brother?

[hindle8907]

{removed}
sorry didnt see there had been an accident !! hope alls ok .

[munkygunn182]

Aye bibs, my brothers alright, bit shaken etc, but no injuries

[munkygunn182]

Hindle, don't go removing anything! Especially if it is likely to provoke a laugh!

[Bibio]

good. material things cost money life are irreplaceable.

yes i have been at the stout again lol

[munkygunn182]

good. material things cost money life are irreplaceable.

yes i have been at the stout again lol

Agreed bibs, i'm in at the cider the now, quality gear!

[Bibio]

now with all this talk about the biking season coming up i was thinking... how about a 'start of season' drinkypooz for all us kilt wearing haggis bashing sheep shagggin northerners?

[munkygunn182]

I was thinking the very same my friend, the very same!

[Bibio]

heheheeee fools seldom differ.

[munkygunn182]

Led by a star, the big city lights, the promise of a better tomorrow, or maybe just a bottle :D

[Bibio]

but where. i've never been out in glasgow at night just daytime. i love the wegies for the banter but had a few run ins with them when they get drunk and rowdy.

i frequent a homebrew forum and there is a general concences (SP) that there is a great place not far from one of the breweries.

i love going across the west coast as its much more 'real' and less stuck up.

[munkygunn182]

I've put a thread up in the Ecosse section ;)

[munkygunn182]

but where. i've never been out in glasgow at night just daytime. i love the wegies for the banter but had a few run ins with them when they get drunk and rowdy.

i frequent a homebrew forum and there is a general concences (SP) that there is a great place not far from one of the breweries.

i love going across the west coast as its much more 'real' and less stuck up.

Out of interest, what brewery are we referring to?

[Bibio]

cool. now remember about us lot 'its like herding cats in field full of mice' lol

[Bibio]

fek me i canna remember. it was near some art studio.

[munkygunn182]

If the name comes back into your head, hit me up with it, theres a handful of wee breweries around me! (Dunno about art studios though!)

[Bibio]

its in the heart of glasgow. duke street i think

[Bibio]

heheheheeeeeeee. http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=55.85566,-4.22843&spn=0.002228,0.006968&z=18&layer=c&cbll=55.85566,-4.22843&panoid=nKCSBFV5yn5VU4RknjDqqw&cbp=12,33.58,,0,5.14

[munkygunn182]

Dear dear dear bibs, was you taking the pi$$? :p

[Bibio]

just seen it on google maps and thought hey thats the one for me...

[munkygunn182]

Haha, i meant with your Duke St brewery ;)

If you're drinking out the gallowgate, you're drinking on your own! :p

[Bibio]

Haha, i meant with your Duke St brewery ;)

If you're drinking out the gallowgate, you're drinking on your own! :p

hahahaaaaa. see i'm not a wegie :smt040

where in glasgow can i get a REAL pint of 80/

[munkygunn182]

80/ is ember yes?

Strangely enough in my union, but it's pretty common in Glasgow. If plans to get drunk on this side of the world go through, I'll go a reckie and see where you'll get a pint!

[Sally]

Morning all!

[munkygunn182]

Morning, how many pubs you been in tonight then? ;)

[Bibio]

no 80 over the west might be export or better. i know 70 is special if we are talking tennants

[Bibio]

mornin sheep shaggger. hows aber?

[munkygunn182]

Pint of export is an easy one (I believe the solid rock cafe has it, if not, i'd imagine the horse shoe bar deffo will!)

[Sally]

Cold and wet, quite standard for here, Fife?

I have 4 women staying in my flat tonight, but they're all asleep :(

Football tomorrow, going to be fun in the rain :(

[Bibio]

right the night out has to have:

close to train station
highland park (to entice the kilted one)
good beer

i'm up for glasgow coz i've done edin toooooooo many times.

[Bibio]

fife is fife and sunny lol

wake them up....

[munkygunn182]

So long as we remain in the city centre we'll be no more than 10 mins from the station, highland park on every shelf! ( I do believe that Glasgows widest choice of whisky is dead opposite Queen St station... do we need any more than that to entice the kilted one?) And good beers galore!

[Bibio]

do we need any more than that to entice the kilted one?) And good beers galore!

no.. if its like the last time at £5 a nip he will be happy. might even see a few other being across the west side.