The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

he doesn't need to use lube he cant touch the sides..........



x

[andrewsmith]

sensible answers please

They are!

[minimorecambe]

sensible answers please

Ok



Condoms - they are sensible :D

[Holdup]

Lube????

forgot the KY Gel and Vasaline?

i told you, you supply that sundries is not included in the price

[Holdup]

Ok



Condoms - they are sensible :D

see above

[andrewsmith]

i told you, you supply that sundries is not included in the price

ok the B*** ****!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

ooooooooooh gillian why you such a sillian

[Milky Bar Kid]

ooooooooooh gillian why you such a sillian

They played that on Chris Moyles the other morning, class!

[Holdup]

on that note im going to bed

night x

[andrewsmith]

night HU.

[Reeder]

Night tiny penis x

[DarrenSV650S]

I can't stop listening to it :lol:

and just to annoy Andy...

TqGGrO5hjy8

[minimorecambe]

Night xxx

[andrewsmith]

I can't stop listening to it :lol:

and just to annoy Andy...

:smt071:smt071:smt071:smt071:smt071:smt071:smt071: smt071:smt071

:smt097:smt097:smt097:smt097:smt097:smt097:smt097: smt097:smt097

[andrewsmith]

anyways on that 'I want to shoot Darren with a Rusty spoon' note. I'm off to bed.

Night all!

P.S. THIS IS ALOT MORE ANNOYING THAN THAT VID (http://www.thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php):D

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh let me just click that suspicious looking link.....



or not :D

Night andyboy

[Reeder]

**** lmao

[minimorecambe]

Night Andyrew :)

[Sally]

on my apprenticeship course theres 2 guys from Aberrrrrrdeeeeeen intresting talking to them when they use slang

What's their names? I may know them :)

Our accents not that bad haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNN6NigGNM

That's my local tongue?! :)

[munkygunn182]

Mr Munkygunn has returned from the next village... suitably cold and full of whisky!

[Sally]

Good lad!

Am still suffering from last night :(

[Bibio]

heheheeee. there was an innuendo there but i'm turning a new leaf.

[Bibio]

What's their names? I may know them :)

Our accents not that bad haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNN6NigGNM

That's my local tongue?! :)

cheers Sally i aint laughed as much in ages.

[Ed]

Good lad!

Am still suffering from last night :(

Why?

[Sally]

It's good eh? Haha

That's exactly how my grand parents speak, that's how I speak if am speaking to them, or can do it on demand if I want to confuse the foreigners from the other side of the border ;)

[Bibio]

must admit the first time i was in aberdeen i couldn't understand a feckin word of some of the locals. another strange thing was not many people said thanks or please.

mind you have you ever spoke to a real fifer, jeeeezzz its a foreign language.

[Ed]

The average Sassenach struggles with any of you. True...

[minimorecambe]

Good Morning from a toasty warm bed :)

[munkygunn182]

Good morning also from a warm and toasty bed ;)

[minimorecambe]

A different warm, toasty bed though! :p

How are you today Craig?

[munkygunn182]

A different warm, toasty bed though! :p


Says who?

Im good, hows you?

[minimorecambe]

Says who?

Im good, hows you?

Says me as t'other half is on here remember!!! :eek:

Im fantastic thank you muchly kindly :)

[Wideboy]

Ello

[munkygunn182]

Ey up WB, how goes?

[minimorecambe]

:smt039

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all

[minimorecambe]

Morning Nic :) Hows you? Pain any better now?

[munkygunn182]

Morning all

:smt039

[Milky Bar Kid]

What shall I get up to today?? Suggestions?

[munkygunn182]

What shall I get up to today?? Suggestions?

Glasgooooooooooow :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am not going to Glasgow to get stuck in the snow!

[Reeder]

Quite a young crowd in here nowadays

[munkygunn182]

I am not going to Glasgow to get stuck in the snow!

i ammmm :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Afternoooooooooooooooooooooon all.
Sat at home with the boy.
He was up all night coughing and chucking up.

[Sally]

Why?

Was out the night before! :)

[Wideboy]

Luncheon timington

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Luncheon timington

Eh?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Whats happened to T, Lily, Q and Viney???? They are MIA!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Whats happened to T, Lily, Q and Viney???? They are MIA!
Stuck in the snow - Glasgow?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Q might be but I very much doubt the rest of them will be!!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hmmmm, good point.
Maybe they've all sat out in the garden wearing just their underwear in sympathy?

[Bibio]

Says me as t'other half is on here remember!!! :eek:


Ooooooo. another org romance.

afnoon organs

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi Bib

Off now - back on later !

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lance!

Hmmm, I am bored...but it's cold outside....very cold. What to do?!

[Bibio]

cuppa T'n'biccies. snuggle up in bed and watch your favourite xmas movie.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can't! No milk and no biscuits and no point going to the shops because there is nothing in them because we haven't been getting deliveries. PITA! Might actually get dressed and wrapped up and go a walk.

[Bibio]

go to the shops you never know the lorry's might have been plus you will have got your walk.

[Girth]

Hey yall!

[Bibio]

hey sexy. hows you?

[Girth]

Tired, its hard looking this good *shakes ass* hmmm hmm!

you?

[Bibio]

fair to middlin. but getting fed up with this bleedin snow.

[Girth]

Ours has pretty much gone but still not chance of getting the bike out, our street is like an ice rink!

[minimorecambe]

Break time :)

[Venom]

Bonjour mes amis

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 Hows life?

[Girth]

Hey you guys

[Venom]

:smt039 Hows life?

Très bien, merci

[minimorecambe]

Hello there Mr Girth :)

[minimorecambe]

Très bien, merci

Could people please start speaking English!!!

[Venom]

Could people please start speaking English!!!

Wie bitte?

[anna]

15º here mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

afternoon all

[Venom]

15º here mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

afternoon all

Prynhawn Da Anna:smt039

[minimorecambe]

Hi Anna.

Its cold here - that is all I know!! :p

[Girth]

Hello there Miss minimorecambe! :D

[anna]

olá Gary, tudom bem comtigo?

I watch the UK weather reports and Im not at all sorry Im not there!

[minimorecambe]

Its not that bad here.
Just nippy :)

[Venom]

tudom bem comtigo?


Is that 'everything well?' :confused:

Yes, thinking about what to have for tea later

[Girth]

So whats you peeps up to?

[minimorecambe]

I am just defrosting after being in the cabin most of the day.

Thinking about doing some chores that need doing but I think thats as far as I will get :p

[Venom]

I am just defrosting after being in the cabin most of the day.

Thinking about doing some chores that need doing but I think thats as far as I will get :p
Slacker!

I've made up a shopping list for tea now.

Rump steak.
Baguette
Lemon juice.

Already got butter, garlic and parsley. I will be having a steak sarnie.

[minimorecambe]

Its my day off I am allowed to slack :D

[andrewsmith]

Bonjour mes amis

Ahoj Helen ! Jaký ?

Venom:
http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/5-60.gif

[Wideboy]

Rroooaaarr orange are going to die

[Milky Bar Kid]

Orange suck!

[Reeder]

I love orange :(

[andrewsmith]

Rroooaaarr orange are going to die

you suck oranges!

[lily]

what they done?

I like orange!

[Reeder]

They give me 4 magic numbers and 2 4 1 cinema tickets :) I love them.

[Wideboy]

My 4th phone in a year that i've had less than a month is broken

[Venom]

Orange are possible the worse network ever. I only went with them for the 2 for 1 cinema tickets, then I realised I don't have any friends to go to the cinema with.

Smithy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/SV%20forum/glomp.gif

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi all

Just seen a Guinness add on tv & can't stop thinking about the stuff.

I mean I really want one.
The last time i checked I wasn't an alcoholic.
Perhaps those naughty boys and girls at Guinness have managed to slip a subliminal message in the advert.

Or maybe I'm in denial?

[Venom]

Hi all

Just seen a Guinness add on tv & can't stop thinking about the stuff.

I mean I really want one.
The last time i checked I wasn't an alcoholic.
Perhaps those naughty boys and girls at Guinness have managed to slip a subliminal message in the advert.

Or maybe I'm in denial?

Don't like the stuff. Guinness Extra Cold is ok but don't down it on a dare.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rwplYyP93kY/TC78tNubkBI/AAAAAAAAAFc/-VXH3P-yFng/s1600/gw002-brainfreeze.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

LOL

I don't dislike it but since I've seen that add i NEED one =P~
Something is not right.

I've been programmed I'm sure of it.

[DarrenSV650S]

Guiness is not for me. It's definitely an acquired taste like whisky

However I could always go for a magners if you are offering :)

[andrewsmith]

Orange are possible the worse network ever. I only went with them for the 2 for 1 cinema tickets, then I realised I don't have any friends to go to the cinema with.

Smithy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/SV%20forum/glomp.gif

:stupid:

[munkygunn182]

I'm away down the stairs to make spicy chips. Anyone for them?

[Wideboy]

yyyeaaahhh!! screw you Samsung, screw you and you phone company, stick to TV's its all your good at

[andrewsmith]

yyyeaaahhh!! screw you Samsung, screw you and you phone company, stick to TV's its all your good at

Farrrking unlucky.

Buy a nokia! WA

[Wideboy]

Got a htc desire and its loads better than my other one, on it now its so much faster and easier to write. On WiFi as the sim is yet to activate. But I like it already :)

[andrewsmith]

Got a htc desire and its loads better than my other one, on it now its so much faster and easier to write. On WiFi as the sim is yet to activate. But I like it already :)

meh i almost broke the last HTC i played with