The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Viney]

Well just show them that you're a kind caring person then, and they won't be able to help to like you :)
I know I'm only 22, but I've not been single for more than 2 months since I was 14. My decent relationships have always come from being friends with the person first :D:lol: yeah that'll work, that or rohypnol ;)

I always seem to be attracted to the mental ones :lol: Seriously, when out you think, ooo i like her, then she opens her mouth and you think my god, that shattered that illusion! Im dead fussy me. There have been some very special people in my life and some are still special and in my life. I couldnt ask for more than that.

Sorry, got all emotional there.

Oh, and i seriously need a haircut which doesnt help :)

[Viney]

VineyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyHey gorgeous, how you doin' (in a Joey type way)

[gruntygiggles]

:lol: yeah that'll work, that or rohypnol ;)

I always seem to be attracted to the mental ones :lol: Seriously, when out you think, ooo i like her, then she opens her mouth and you think my god, that shattered that illusion! Im dead fussy me. There have been some very special people in my life and some are still special and in my life. I couldnt ask for more than that.

Sorry, got all emotional there.

Oh, and i seriously need a haircut which doesnt help :)


Dan had the same problem V.





Then he met me





































and longs for the Psychos and mentalists again!

[Reeder]

Reminds me of the other week when me and my mate went out.
"Go talk to her, she's gorgeous" I say.
Off plods Glen to go be the gent. Ends up buying her a drink and talks to her for about a minute.
Glen then suddenly walks back.
"Sod that, she's thick as ****." He enlightened me :D

[Holdup]

:mad:

[Viney]

Reminds me of the other week when me and my mate went out.
"Go talk to her, she's gorgeous" I say.
Off plods Glen to go be the gent. Ends up buying her a drink and talks to her for about a minute.
Glen then suddenly walks back.
"Sod that, she's thick as ****." He enlightened me :DA couple of weeks ago, i was downt he local bar that i frequent. A girl walked out withe a suitcase. I said, blimey, i have heard of people coming with baggage! She did smile then walked off! See, i say stupid things.

[Viney]

Dan had the same problem V.


Then he met me
and longs for the Psychos and mentalists again!You iz well fit, Dan done well. Therefore i hate him by default ;):mrgreen:

[anna]

Hey all,

So my course has been given another date.... so bets now please, when do we think they will cancell, delay or **** me around this time??

[Reeder]

A couple of weeks ago, i was downt he local bar that i frequent. A girl walked out withe a suitcase. I said, blimey, i have heard of people coming with baggage! She did smile then walked off! See, i say stupid things.

Haha, pretty witty! :D

[Tara]

hey anna - the guys have an inferiority complext today they need hugs

fingers crossed for a result this time Anna x

[Reeder]

Yay hugs!

[anna]

Thanks T I am not getting excited this time that is for sure.

V-man we love you for coming out with stuff like that though ;)

[gruntygiggles]

Hello Tara - again


Hello Anna - I reckon...they'll be ok with you this time. Partly because I am ever the optimist and partly because they clearly like what you've put forward to them.

[gruntygiggles]

I'm going to do another food video in a bit....first a chocolate mousse one because it's sooooo easy and the best.

Secondly, a roasted pork fillet with braised savoy cabbage and fondant potatoes :-)

[anna]

GG - Im not convinced yet, I dont doubt they like what I have to offer (fanar fanar) as they are trying to convince their board to let me run the masters course without having a masters myself. Sadly this is a bit of a game that they are trying to keep me dangling whist they incompetently sort the rest out. I will play the game for now as I have no better offers yet. The second I do, I wont be loyal to them, I will try not to burn bridges, but very simply they wont be my first priority.

[Tara]

sounds good GG :D me i am going to attempt to get home shortly but think i shall be in for a long wait on the M3:rolleyes:

[benji106]

I know I'm only 22, but I've not been single for more than 2 months since I was 14.

Ah the serial monogomist. Im 22 but the opposite, cant keep a 'relationship' going for more than a couple of months before Im looking for an exit route. Im seeing a girl at the moment, this time last month I was thinking, yeah this is going well I could see this working out, now im thinking, sh*t how do I get out of this without hurting her feelings too much. Dont even know why really just always happens, I think like the chase more than anything else.

that makes me sound like a right ******. :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

Ah the serial monogomist. Im 22 but the opposite, cant keep a 'relationship' going for more than a couple of months before Im looking for an exit route. Im seeing a girl at the moment, this time last month I was thinking, yeah this is going well I could see this working out, now im thinking, sh*t how do I get out of this without hurting her feelings too much. Dont even know why really just always happens, I think like the chase more than anything else.

that makes me sound like a right ******. :rolleyes:

Maybe you're just afraid to commit.
There's nothing wrong with testing the waters however :)

[anna]

22!!! your still young, and not much different to a lot of others out there, so long as you are straight with those that you go out with then no harm done.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Honey, I'm hooome!

[Reeder]

Unless you have aids.

[gruntygiggles]

Hey Nic :-)

Anna - I know hun, I'm ever the optimist though, you know me!

[benji106]

Maybe you're just afraid to commit.
There's nothing wrong with testing the waters however :)

Afraid of commitment lol
Im not afraid of it in principle, I just dont want to do it in practise

[Holdup]

9 days till restrictions off

26 days till i can ride my bike because MCE are bar stewards and no one else can beat their quote

:smt076

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hey Chez, hows your day been?

[DarrenSV650S]

9 days till restrictions off

26 days till i can ride my bike because MCE are bar stewards and no one else can beat their quote

:smt076

You muppet. What's the difference between the next lowest quote?

[Holdup]

You muppet. What's the difference between the next lowest quote?

300 quid

[Reeder]

50p

[benji106]

Unless you have aids.

I think Im alright, how about you stud? :cool:

[DarrenSV650S]

300 quid

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?



How many places have you tried

[Viney]

Thanks T I am not getting excited this time that is for sure.

V-man we love you for coming out with stuff like that though ;)I know you do. She probably didnt get it...as i say, some of these woman are dense! No different in the blokes id imagine. Why is the human races mating ritual so complicated.

Honey, I'm hooome!Whats for tea.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I know you do. She probably didnt get it...as i say, some of these woman are dense! No different in the blokes id imagine. Why is the human races mating ritual so complicated.

Whats for tea.

Whatever my mother decides to cook me. I can't even drive my car without almost t-boning someone today, let alone go near the cooker.

[Reeder]

I think Im alright, how about you stud? :cool:

Hopefully I'm ok. But I'm not willing to place any bets...

[Holdup]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?



How many places have you tried

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

and about 10000000million companies

[minimorecambe]

Thats everything ready for tea, just the salmon to do when needed :)

[Bibio]

i'm being a lazy so and so tonight and going round to the chippy. its just been refurbished and it was good before, so we shall see.

[Wideboy]

i might go get some drinkies

[Milky Bar Kid]

Pizza and chips I think!

[minimorecambe]

Teriyaki salmon, garlic mash and roast veg :D

[Reeder]

Seeing as I didn't get my donner yesterday, I had chinese. I might get my Donner today!

[Wideboy]

i duno what i have....... bread and dripping and a beating most likely :smt090

[minimorecambe]

i duno what i have....... bread and dripping and a beating most likely :smt090

:smt056

Some people dont even get that so be gratefull!

[Viney]

SOme of us just get bread

[Holdup]

and others just get the beating

[Wideboy]

you still at work viney?

[Bibio]

well that was fab. they are just as good, need to work on their chips a little but i supose it could be down to them not being used to their new friars yet.

[DarrenSV650S]

Better than ainster?

[Bibio]

different. they use the same fish but slightly different batter. ainster also use king eddies if i remember where as most chippys use marris pipers.

but £7 for 2 mini suppers and no travel i'll stick to round the corner.

[DarrenSV650S]

Plus you don't have to que for 45 mins :D

[Bibio]

one of the best chippys i have been to is benny t's in falkirk expensive but good. also the one in brig o allan

[Bibio]

yup everything ready i was in for like 3 mins. fish was just out and piping hot. just as it should be. ooohhh and the fish is 'boneless'.

[Wideboy]

did it tsate good tho, not tasteless sludge?

[DarrenSV650S]

I miss not getting out on evening runs.
Hopefully I'll get out for a bimble tomorrow

[Bibio]

yup tasted yummy. i'm veeeeery fussy about my suppers hence why i wont touch any in edinburgh.

[Bibio]

I miss not getting out on evening runs.
Hopefully I'll get out for a bimble tomorrow
never mind daz with a wish and a prayer i should be visiting more in march/april.

[hindle8907]

Am still alive :) ..... Feel like $hit tho.
What's going on ?

[Wideboy]

im only going out to get a new rear tyre and thats it, you guys no anything about exups? mines squeaking and i obviously need some sort of special high temp grease for it

[Wideboy]

Am still alive :) ..... Feel like $hit tho.
What's going on ?
hows the mutated nee ?

[DarrenSV650S]

im only going out to get a new rear tyre and thats it, you guys no anything about exups? mines squeaking and i obviously need some sort of special high temp grease for it

They were nothing but trouble on my tzr

[Wideboy]

im not having any trouble with it, it works fine just squeaks at about 3k its anoying. i've downlaoded a service manual but its ****, the section about inspecting the exup jsut tells you to "remove fairings, check for cracks ect, check exup, put fairings back on"

im to cheap to buy haynes

[Bibio]

the special high temp grease you refer to is usually silicon grease as it can take verrrry high temps.


thats coz your TZR smoked like a kipper house.

[Bibio]

its squeaking at 3k as i suspect that is where it starts to open.

[Wideboy]

i didnt think the exup opened untill way up about 8k? jsut flaps about at low revs?

[Bibio]

has the piping got joints near the valve? if so it could be that thats squeaking.

[DarrenSV650S]

the special high temp grease you refer to is usually silicon grease as it can take verrrry high temps.


thats coz your TZR smoked like a kipper house.

It smoked because it didn't have the exup working so it was fully open all the time. By the time I got the exup working, the bike had spat me off and had been sold on ebay

[Wideboy]

has the piping got joints near the valve? if so it could be that thats squeaking.
ah didnt think of that, it may all be one piece not sure................ oh ******** i'll just buy a Haynes tssk

money money money

[Bibio]

it wont smoke more just coz the YPVS valves were stuck open. its coz you were using too much 2t.

[Bibio]

ah didnt think of that, it may all be one piece not sure................ oh ******** i'll just buy a Haynes tssk

money money money

your fekin loaded anyhoo. stop yer moaning :smt040

[Wideboy]

no im not!

[Bibio]

no im not!

:-k :---)

[Wideboy]

if i was loaded i wouldn't be working sir

[DarrenSV650S]

it wont smoke more just coz the YPVS valves were stuck open. its coz you were using too much 2t.

Because the valve was fully open, the oil pump was using the amount of oil it should be pumping at full chat, so when I was lower down the revs it was getting too much oil.

[Wideboy]

why do they still use them? gixers and blades dont...... they dont seem to benefit the ar5e ache

[Milky Bar Kid]

Pizza n chips was yummy. Jammies on now

[Bibio]

no... the oil pump is variable if i remember. if set correctly it should make no difference, in fact it should smoke more with the valves closed. the pump was a pain in the behind to get set right as the manual was 'by the book' and never took into account the different types of 2t. this is why i always used the same 2t shell as i could get it almost anywhere.

[DarrenSV650S]

hmmm I wonder what I could make with bread, eggs, super noodles, tomatoes, grapes, chocolate hobnobs, milk and a packet of quavers .............

[Milky Bar Kid]

hmmm I wonder what I could make with bread, eggs, super noodles, tomatoes, grapes, chocolate hobnobs, milk and a packet of quavers .............

a mess???

(take it you spied GG online????)

[Bibio]

i thought the gixers still do.

[DarrenSV650S]

no... the oil pump is variable if i remember. if set correctly it should make no difference, in fact it should smoke more with the valves closed. the pump was a pain in the behind to get set right as the manual was 'by the book' and never took into account the different types of 2t. this is why i always used the same 2t shell as i could get it almost anywhere.

Yeh it's variable but it's also controlled by the ypvs unit. The oil pump is controlled by the throttle cable, and by the ypvs unit. It needs both to work properly

[Bibio]

eggy bread with supernoodles and tomatoes followed by hobnobs and grapes with a glass of milk and quavers for later.

[DarrenSV650S]

a mess???

(take it you spied GG online????)

shhh shhh ..... watch this

[Bibio]

hhhmmmm i know that the ypvs was controlled by a servo which was controlled by the cdi but as for it being connected to the oil pump is a grey area for me. in my defence it was 20+ years ago. lol. i was tinkering with a lot of smokers around that time.

[minimorecambe]

Well that was bloody good even if I do say so myself :)

[Bibio]

what was.. ooohhh your fishy experience.

[DarrenSV650S]

hhhmmmm i know that the ypvs was controlled by a servo which was controlled by the cdi but as for it being connected to the oil pump is a grey area for me. in my defence it was 20+ years ago. lol. i was tinkering with a lot of smokers around that time.

The throttle has 3 cables from it. Two for the carbs, one which goes in to a box where it connects to another cable from the ypvs servo. Another cable from that joint then goes down to the oil pump motor to control it's flow

[Wideboy]

i thought the gixers still do.
im not sure, not unless the one i saw had a full aftermarket system, i duno then it might have


i just had chicken korma, ckicken tika, garlic nan, 2 veg samosas and come bhajis all washed down with a can of tangle foot :)

[DarrenSV650S]

im not sure, not unless the one i saw had a full aftermarket system, i duno then it might have


i just had chicken korma, ckicken tika, garlic nan, 2 veg samosas and come bhajis all washed down with a can of tangle foot :)

Still on the diet then?

[Wideboy]

the full fat diet yeah, my muscle's are being replaced by fat so my weights not going up, either way its win win :D

[Bibio]

so your servo was jammed open. if so you should have just disconnected the servo and jammed the valves 3/4 open. old trick with the 125's was to remove the pin and use a coke can ring pull as a gasket to jam the valve open between 1/2 and full. full was nothing then yipee where 1/2 - 3/4 was more of a compromise.

[Wideboy]

how do you know that? your meant to be thick

[DarrenSV650S]

so your servo was jammed open. if so you should have just disconnected the servo and jammed the valves 3/4 open. old trick with the 125's was to remove the pin and use a coke can ring pull as a gasket to jam the valve open between 1/2 and full. full was nothing then yipee where 1/2 - 3/4 was more of a compromise.

I was thinking of doing that but was worried the engine wouldn't get enough oil in the powerband so just left the valve fully open. Yep I had the "nothing, nothing, nothing ... wooooooosh" :mrgreen:
It was challenging but really really fun

It was a nightmare on the dually though. It just wouldn't sit at a constant speed, because it wasn't in the powerband. I had to sit at the back of the pack and constantly go 60mph, 80mph, 60mph, 80mph ..... etc

[Bibio]

enough of smokers it just makes me want another. which reminds me i hope the rumours are true about the rd500, but i feel it was just hype or hoax.

[Wideboy]

enough of smokers it just makes me want another. which reminds me i hope the rumours are true about the rd500, but i feel it was just hype or hoax.
why they planning on re doing it? that will never happen, the emissions legislation will ruin it

[Bibio]

I was thinking of doing that but was worried the engine wouldn't get enough oil in the powerband so just left the valve fully open. Yep I had the "nothing, nothing, nothing ... wooooooosh" :mrgreen:
It was challenging but really really fun

It was a nightmare on the dually though. It just wouldn't sit at a constant speed, because it wasn't in the powerband. I had to sit at the back of the pack and constantly go 60mph, 80mph, 60mph, 80mph ..... etc

ahhh the joys of smokers.

[Bibio]

why they planning on re doing it? that will never happen, the emissions legislation will ruin it

from what i heard it is to be injected so less emissions supposedly enough to get past euro law crap. but we shall see. only down side is, the only thing you wont pass is a petrol station lol. the suckers drink like fek.

[DarrenSV650S]

oooooh just remembered the supermoto is on this weekend :D
Might pop through for that. It's great to watch

http://www.scottishsupermoto.com/2010/event-dates/

[andrewsmith]

bonjour all!!

What cha all up to?

[Bibio]

evinin agent smith.

usual. talking crap.

[Wideboy]

sup smith

[andrewsmith]

lol u mean Daz is