The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay i'll get them in

[andrewsmith]

ok mines a Nebacaneza :mrgreen:

[DarrenSV650S]

My feet are broken. I keep heating them up with the heater, but then 10 mins later they are ice blocks again

[minimorecambe]

Could I get a glass of white zinfandel please?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

ok mines a Nebacaneza :mrgreen:

Eh? go on then what's in that then

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Could I get a glass of white zinfandel please?

Certainly. chilled? we could put the bottle in one of Darrens boots

[minimorecambe]

Good idea but I dont want it to taste of feet :-?

[andrewsmith]

Eh? go on then what's in that then

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_bottle :mrgreen:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_bottle :mrgreen:

Genius

Good idea but I dont want it to taste of feet :-?

Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for chilling vino.

[andrewsmith]

I is a expensive round

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You know you're all worth it.

[Holdup]

I keep on moving with the lights on

[andrewsmith]

where WB when you want to make a nob gag

[Holdup]

:smt015

[andrewsmith]

tire there mate

[minimorecambe]

Its quiet in here tonight

[andrewsmith]

yep!

Anyways I'm going to escape.

Night one and all.

[Holdup]

tire there mate

Yup

drinking my hot chocolate like an old man then off to bed byes soon

[minimorecambe]

Night darling xxx

[Holdup]

Night Smitherando

[Holdup]

:smt069

[Reeder]

I'm now an uncle :D

[Sally]

Congrats lad!

[Bibio]

congratz reeds m8.

evnin peeps.

i nearly spat my cuppa all over the screen earlier when i read one of the thread titles, 'spa track day' i love being dyslexic sometimes.

[Reeder]

Thanks guys :D

[Bibio]

reeds that pic is scaring me.

[minimorecambe]

Congratulations Reeder :D :D :D :D

Hope Mum, Baby and Dad are well :)

[Reeder]

Ta MM :) as far as im aware they're all well!

You scare me bib.

[Bibio]

Ta MM :) as far as im aware they're all well!

You scare me bib.

heheheheee. i'm a big shy softy really.

[Reeder]

Lets have a cuddle

[Bibio]

no probs m8. i love cuddles.

[minimorecambe]

reeds that pic is scaring me.

I think it is a good picture :)

[minimorecambe]

no probs m8. i love cuddles.

I also like cuddles :) But no one offered me them :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Just watched toy story. Quality film! :D

[Reeder]

Thanks MM.
You know I'll cuddle you :D

[minimorecambe]

Just watched toy story. Quality film! :D

Toy Story 3?

Thanks MM.
You know I'll cuddle you :D

:smt058

[DarrenSV650S]

Toy Story 3?



:smt058

Yeh. It's really good

[minimorecambe]

Might have to get it and have a watch. Heard nothing but good things about it :)

[Reeder]

I'm gonna go to bed!
Get to meet little Logan tomorrow ;)


Night all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Bibio]

mm you can have as many cuddles as you like when we meet. i might even keep my hands off your ****, not promising mind.

[Bibio]

I'm gonna go to bed!
Get to meet little Logan tomorrow ;)


Night all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

my son is going no where near you m8.

night reeds, dont bite the doll.

[minimorecambe]

Night Andrew xxx

Bib - you can have cuddles but your hands stay on my waist!!!!

[Bibio]

heheheeee, we shall see.

[hindle8907]

night alll

[minimorecambe]

Night Hindle xxx

[Bibio]

night hindle xx

[Bibio]

now where were we.. ooohhh yes MM's bum...

[DarrenSV650S]

Night everyone who is saying night because they are saying night to everyone, and not saying night to someone who is saying night.




If Mr itunes was here right now I'd punch him. I hate itunes

[minimorecambe]

Night Darren, I think, Im confused :-?

Bib - leave my ass out of this!!!

[Bibio]

no. make me.









runs and hide as MM's new boyfriend is probably bigger than me.

[minimorecambe]

Lol
I can look after myself :p

I have my big stick handy and my tazer :) But I woulndt use either on you

[Bibio]

thanks MM, i knew you loved me really.

whips and handcuffs it is then.

[minimorecambe]

Of course I loves you. :smt058

But the whip and handcuffs are staying in my special box :p

[Bibio]

your new man is a very lucky man, special box and a nurses uniform...... score

[minimorecambe]

I dont know about lucky - daft maybe :p

[metalhead19]

morning all.

[minimorecambe]

Morning :D

[Bibio]

still think this is sooo good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maR5JEDBltc

[metalhead19]

For once im actually right about it being morning :rolleyes:
Hows it going anyone who is still awake?

[Bibio]

fine and dandy m8.. hows u?

[minimorecambe]

Hehe thats was really good :D

[minimorecambe]

For once im actually right about it being morning :rolleyes:
Hows it going anyone who is still awake?

All good in Helen Land :)

[metalhead19]

im good thx.
Haha that youtube video made me laugh alot!

[metalhead19]

All god in Helen Land :)

All god? impressive....strangely enough im not even god in my own land :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

Lol

Well I think it is about time the small Morecambe person took her ass off to bed.

Night night, sweet dreams :D xxx

[metalhead19]

night night

[Bibio]

night gorgeous. xoxox

[metalhead19]

tis very quiet on here tonight.

[Bibio]

always is after 12..

[metalhead19]

strange that. lol always found it a more productive time of day

[munkygunn182]

morninnnng

[minimorecambe]

Morning all :) it's a bit icey out
I really need to start turning my phone off at night so I am not rudely awoken on my day off! :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all. I'm off work sick, going back to drs at half ten.

[minimorecambe]

You still feel crap MBK?

[hindle8907]

Morning all :)
Nic hope you gws.

[Milky Bar Kid]

MM - my gums, tongue, cheeks, lips and side of neck are all swollen now too! The inside of my mouth and throat are so sore I couldn't even eat soup without nearly crying last night.

[Viney]

MM - my gums, tongue, cheeks, lips and side of neck are all swollen now too! The inside of my mouth and throat are so sore I couldn't even eat soup without nearly crying last night.
Whimp! Woman up ;)...only kidding. Sounds painful honey :grouphug:

Morning to the rest of you reprobates

[Milky Bar Kid]

Viney, you made me smile! Thanks!

[minimorecambe]

Well hope the ABs do thier job and you feel better soon :)

Morning Hindle and Viney :)

[munkygunn182]

Morning all, woke up to an email regarding my 125... an off shore marine engineer wanting to transfer me money via paypal and for me to deliver the bike to their mate as a surprise present.... aye okay pal, i'll bring you a bike you've never seen before and get raped in the corner!

In other news, its 9.15am, and i've been invited to the pub...

[hindle8907]

LOL its getting boring now with them Nigerians.
how many people actually fall for it for them to keep trying their luck :/

[munkygunn182]

Hindle, did you see you had pm from me regarding bike bits?

[Bibio]

this month just keeps getting better and better.

i'm off to see rush at the secc in glasgow next year... yippppppeeeeeeeeeee

oohh and mornin peeps.

[Reeder]

Bloomin Nigerians

[lily]

morning!

back at work! :(

however 4 weeks friday I leave! :D

[minimorecambe]

Morning Craig :smt039 Bib :smt039 Reeder :smt039 and Lily :smt039

[Reeder]

*does a merry jig*

[Viney]

Viney, you made me smile! Thanks!Thats what im here for whilst you are in your whimpy, i dont feel well phase :kiss:

Could be worse, you could have broken your phone as well!

[Reeder]

I smashed my iPhone screen :(

[Reeder]

Is it weird that I'm having a cuppa soup at 9:45?

[minimorecambe]

I smashed my iPhone screen :(

Well that was daft :rolleyes:

Is it weird that I'm having a cuppa soup at 9:45?

No because its flipping freezing and a cuppa soup is a hug in a mug :p

[Wideboy]

Afternoon fools

how be all?

[munkygunn182]

A cup a soup is better than a pint at this time in the morning! However i've been told to report to the pub, so i wonder what's occuring

[minimorecambe]

Afternoon fools

how be all?

:smt039 I be cold

A cup a soup is better than a pint at this time in the morning!

That is a matter of opinion!!! :p

[Reeder]

So im drinking a hug? I never knew this was possible...


Sup Gav

[minimorecambe]

Anything is possible, if a little weird! :)

[Wideboy]

A hug in a mug? i would say i've now seen everything but i've yet to see a man eat his own head

[Reeder]

What other exotic things can I drink?

[minimorecambe]

Oh dear - I think my Mam has thrown away the envelope with my train tickets in for Edinburgh :-?

[Wideboy]

Yaks butter lightly simmered with antelope spleen and served in a dodo beak?