The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[fenjer]

Sounds like a tough but rewarding job MM.

I dont think uni's all it's cracked up to be, but then my experience of it hasnt been the same as the other girls who dont have small people.

[andrewsmith]

Uni aint it all they sell it to be, am sitting with £20k+ of debt and no secure job

[Bibio]

what don't kill us makes us stronger and all that...

[minimorecambe]

I would love to do it but I am not the biggest fan of the RSPCA really.

How old are you Fenjer if you dont mind me asking

[fenjer]

I'm 27 hon...

Got told I looked 22 today. :cheers:

[minimorecambe]

I got told I looked 29 the other day :(

[andrewsmith]

I've had 31 a few times.

I'm 24!

Bib are we making you feel old?

[fenjer]

WHAT! No way do you look 29 MM!

I'm generally carp at guessing people's ages!

[minimorecambe]

Im usually not too bad. I dont like too though incase I get it wrong :p

[fenjer]

Same here MM!

[minimorecambe]

Is anyone watching panorama?
Its absoloutely sick :(

[andrewsmith]

nope. Got the TT history on

[Bibio]

i'm only as old as i feel and since i got a hug from Jen on sunday i'm 27 :-)

[fenjer]

I cant handle the rage of panorama tonight - will watch it on iplayer later...

[andrewsmith]

Iplayer for mee tooo

[Bibio]

dont watch propaganda.

[minimorecambe]

I will warn you now its not pretty.
Im actually close to tears.

They are meant to be doing the job I do but they are complete *******s

[fenjer]

OMG what a *******

someone needs to find everything he holds dear - like his motorbike - and burn the ****ing thing. Preferably with him on it.

[munkygunn182]

Take two, evenings all!

[fenjer]

evening Munky

[andrewsmith]

Fail there Craig?

U ok mate?

[Bibio]

evnin munkers

[minimorecambe]

Alright Craig :)

Fenjer - I would burn something more precious to him than his bike.

[munkygunn182]

Bit peeved, been doing pre-mot work on the bike and snapped a hex socket in a head. But other than that, all checks out well!

[andrewsmith]

impressive going. What brand?

[Bibio]

i never do pre mot work other than tyres brakes and bulbs. i let them find it.

[fenjer]

totally agree MM. just RAAAAGE!

[Bibio]

on another subject. do you think it would be illegal to paint your helmet like a 'bell end'?

[munkygunn182]

LMAO, go for it bibz! :D

Silverline socket... made of softer cheese than the SV hardware, but free to me haha

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all
on another subject. do you think it would be illegal to paint your helmet like a 'bell end'?
What have you been smoking?

[andrewsmith]

Do it Bib, you know it makes sense to do it someones lid at AR

[Bibio]

i dont need any i had enough when i was younger :-)

[Bibio]

i was thinking of going the full hog with a pink set of leathers. wonder if i would get a tug.

[fenjer]

on another subject. do you think it would be illegal to paint your helmet like a 'bell end'?

Why would you want a picture of Lewis Hamilton on your helmet? :smt104

[Fruity-ya-ya]

i was thinking of going the full hog with a pink set of leathers. wonder if i would get a tug.

Very good :)

[Wideboy]

oh hai yall vas up

[Bibio]

howdeee wideass. hows you?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Got the tent out of the cupboard this afternoon to make sure it was all there.
My boy (4) convinced me to put it up in the garden.
Guess where we are now?

Good job the Wi-Fi reaches :)

[andrewsmith]

howdo Gavin, boy of the wide

[Wideboy]

sup bibolinion, not bad and yourself?

its going to rain F-Y-Y

[Bibio]

yey nowt like camping in the garden. bet your boy is well chuffed...

[Bibio]

i is good m8.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

sup bibolinion, not bad and yourself?

its going to rain F-Y-Y

Probably but that's how we roll up here ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

yey nowt like camping in the garden. bet your boy is well chuffed...

He was well giddy.
bang out now, kicking z's.
his Mum is playing the ps3 sprawled across the bed with the heating on.
she's well giddy too.

[minimorecambe]

I like camping - that is all

[Wideboy]

oh yeah and hello mr smith....... and helen..ous!

[Reeder]

YO YO FRUITY AND GAV

and the others :D

[andrewsmith]

you ok mate?
Still stuck in London?

[minimorecambe]

Why do they get special hellos Reeder???????
I feel unwanted :smt089

[Fruity-ya-ya]

YO YO FRUITY AND GAV

and the others :D

Hey up Reeder (and all those Inc wb, hel etc who I have not formally said hullo to).

[minimorecambe]

Hello Mr Fruitbowl :)

[fenjer]

Hey up Reeder (and all those Inc wb, hel etc who I have not formally said hullo to).

You spelt fenjer wrong... :(

[Wideboy]

hello andrew reeder

me in london mr smith? nope not me im back on the costa del south coast

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You spelt fenjer wrong... :(

Soooooo sorry, you're quite right.

And a very good evening to the outlandishly wonderful fenjer.

I was doing it from memory as the iPod is the weapon of choice for the discerning garden camper.
I have a shockingly bad memory.

[Wideboy]

well my short visit is over as im off to bed, tutty bye all x

[Fruity-ya-ya]

well my short visit is over as im off to bed, tutty bye all x

Night, sweet dreams.

[minimorecambe]

Night dear :smt008

[Reeder]

Sowie Hel, but I've already spoken to you today and we're going to eat cake at some point. I feel that's special enough?

[minimorecambe]

OK that will do :p

[andrewsmith]

Reeder you will be eating space cake in the back of a transit van!!!

Anyways I iz off to bed!

Night all!!!

[Reeder]

Will I?

[minimorecambe]

NO!!

I will let you sit in the lounge :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Anyways I iz off to bed!

Night all!!!

Night, sweaty drams.

[Reeder]

Us hardly bikers should sit on our bikes outside, in our leathers, eating cake, looking mean, aggressive and snarling at small children.

[minimorecambe]

But you might spill crumbs??!!

Night Andy :)

[Reeder]

So? My bike is filthy. Like, proper filthy. There's bird **** all over it and if you even brush past it you're covered in dirt but I don't care though... it looks cooler that way. The light probably would work even less now if I ever went on it in the dark purely because of the amount of flies on it.

HOWEVER, if you were implying we'd spill crumbs on your property then don't fear as I always have a mini hoover in my backpack for such emergencies.

[minimorecambe]

I have a bulldog for such emergencies. :p

[Reeder]

Then crumb spillage shall not be a problem! Excellent news.

[Reeder]

Right everyone, it's my beddy time.

Night my loverrrrrrrrsssss xxxxx

[minimorecambe]

I would expect that Gavin will help with crumb spillage aswell ;)

[minimorecambe]

Night night Andrew :smt058

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I have a bulldog for such emergencies. :p

S/he has been trained to use a vacuum cleaner! wow.
I've seen dogs playing pool in paintings but I've got to see that.

[minimorecambe]

It would help if he wasnt terrified of the vacuum cleaner. He is scared of everything - he's the most pathetic bulldog I have ever come across!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Right everyone, it's my beddy time.

Night my loverrrrrrrrsssss xxxxx

Night sleek drains.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

It would help if he wasnt terrified of the vacuum cleaner. He is scared of everything - he's the most pathetic bulldog I have ever come across!

Oh no no no.

Bull dogs rule.
I'm hoping Sarah let's us have one instead of a ****su-larsa-Thingy

[minimorecambe]

Oh yes I love bulldogs, I love any bull breeds - but mine is truly pathetic.
He acts all tough but he is scared of everything and has hardly no teeth :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Oh yes I love bulldogs, I love any bull breeds - but mine is truly pathetic.
He acts all tough but he is scared of everything and has hardly no teeth :p

Lol sounds ace.
Sarahs mam is a dog groomer and as such has generally has had long haired breeds.
I'm hoping, if we have to have a smaller dog, to get a short haired.

I know you end up picking up more but they tend to be much cooler IMO.

[minimorecambe]

Just dont get a white one they are a pain in the **** :p

Heres my lad -

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/photo15.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/DSCF2688-1.jpg

[fenjer]

Awwww! he's lovely!!

[minimorecambe]

Isnt he just :D
He is a rescue and we think he was abused because he is very skitty and hates people with a Liverpool accent.

[fenjer]

bless him!

I keep swaying towards getting another dog, but I just cant at the moment.

[minimorecambe]

I don't know what it's like to be without a dog really.
We have had -
St Bernard
Bull Mastiff
2x Labradors
American Bulldog (current)

[fenjer]

I want another Lab, and my friends 2 have each had a litter of puppies - puppies in total! Sooooo tempted!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Isnt he just :D
He is a rescue and we think he was abused because he is very skitty and hates people with a Liverpool accent.

Cool hound.

I'm refraining from making a regionalist remark (too easy).

I was lucky enough to have a lovely rescue dog (Bella) when I was at home, years ago.

She was the most loving animal I have ever known.

When we went to the rescue centre (having mithered the living hell out of mum n dad for months) she was basically skin and bone.

Two dogs that a couple had bought.
the couple split and the bloke didn't feed 'her dogs'.
a jack russell (died just after rescue) and bella (just survived).

I'm always amazed how animals that have been through do much can still love a human.

[minimorecambe]

Its just such a big commitment isnt it.

I loved my labs but I do have a soft spot for bullys :)

[minimorecambe]

Problem with Max is he loves me too much.
He is very over protective of me.

I have to have a baby gate at the top of my stairs (my room is in the loft), if he gets up to my room while I am sleeping he will gaurd my bed and not even let my Mam or Dad near me.

He is fine when I am awake, its just when I am asleep and he sees me as vulnerable.

[fenjer]

he sounds like a cool dog MM.

I'm off to bed folks. laters!

[minimorecambe]

Night xxx

[Fruity-ya-ya]

he sounds like a cool dog MM.

I'm off to bed folks. laters!

Night, sweep deans

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Night mm, better get some kip.

[minimorecambe]

Me too. Night xxx

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning.

Not the best nights sleep for me.
The birds woke me up at around 4am.
The local cockerel made sure at around 4:30.

The boy is fast on and hasn't woken all night.
Maybe if I had been sleeping in 2 bags like his mum insisted I might have dropped off sooner and woken up later ;)

[fenjer]

Oooh, forgot you were camping it up Fyy!

I'm exhausted, hate getting back into the swing of 12hr shifts. Day off today then on for 3! :(

[Quedos]

Morning all

I too is shattered this morning - all this fitness lark is not good for you!!

[keithd]

morning

raking dead moss from the lawn, now THATS a recipe for aching bones!!!

Oh and being old and fat before hand helps...

[fenjer]

Morning Q and Mr D

[keithd]

Morning Fenj

[minimorecambe]

Good morning :)

I know the feeling Fenjer. I'm on 12hr shifts today and tomorrow. Been off for nearly a month so hate coming back.
Oh well off Friday, Saturday, Sunday then off to the TTs Tuesday :)

[fenjer]

Oooh lucky you MM!

I'm working friday, saturday and have two 6 year olds to entertain on sunday!

[minimorecambe]

I'm down south at the weekend so that equates to entertaining two 6 year olds :p