The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Im going to hit the sack I think. :smt015
NIght Darren, Andrew, Sally and all orgers :kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

Yep same here. Night all

[andrewsmith]

same nite all you owls

[Shellywoozle]

wakey wakey LOL

[andrewsmith]

nite nite shell LOL xxxxx

[Milky Bar Kid]

I hate nightshifts.

[Reeder]

I hate nightshifts.

But you like sleeping in the day :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Would rather not do nightshifts than sleep in the day though. Anyway 3 hrs and 25 mins to go. Just having my meal break, I am soaked through.

[Tara]

morning - full of cold my little un has been awake since 2.22 so i.m shattred its my day off and i have to go get tortured in the dentists chair at 8am - can i start this week again please or bring on the weekend

on a high note i'm not in work :D no two hour journey no boss to ignore me woo hoo and its middle of the week day - its not allbad

[Milky Bar Kid]

Good luck at dentist T. I am so cold now cos I am tired and got so wet earlier. 1 hr n 20 mins to go though!

[Tara]

Good luck at dentist T. I am so cold now cos I am tired and got so wet earlier. 1 hr n 20 mins to go though!
Thanks MBK you take care of yourself x

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not a lot i can do when I get stuck in the rain at work! I am hating that it is so dark in the morning now!

[minimorecambe]

Ok Ok Im up :( Its pouring down here aswell

[gruntygiggles]

Up at 5.30 because the heating decided to come on, despite me turning it off yesterday, so hot I had to have a shower, walked the dogs while Rach had her shower and by the time she had left for work at 6.45, I had made and kneeded the dough for a wholemeal loaf, now proving in my bathroom, hoovered up the 6-7 wasps that came in while I was walking the dog (left the door open), hoovered the rug, mopped the floor in the dogs room and put tonights roast chicken in a big food bag marinating in the fridge. Trying something new with it.

Now, sat watching Daybreak for the first time and prioritising my work for today...it's nice being busy again :-)

How are you fair organs? :-)

[minimorecambe]

Im going to sit in a small stuffy room with 11 other people for 3 hours.

Then I will be home and full of the joys of a joyfull thing :)

[minimorecambe]

GG - your day has been more productive up to now than mine is going to be all day!!!

[lily]

just got to work!

yay its humpty day!

[gruntygiggles]

GG - your day has been more productive up to now than mine is going to be all day!!!


Haha, I'm not always like this. Well, probably will be now I'm busy again. The busier I am, the more I do!

So why are you ony working 3 hours today? Must be great to know you'll be home well before lunch :-)

[minimorecambe]

Its my day off but I have a course I "have" to go to.

Moning Lily :)

[Viney]

Morning lady organs.

:kiss: and a squeeze for all :)

[minimorecambe]

Morning Viney, bye Viney :)

See ya'll later on x

[Viney]

See, i have that effect on women :(

[lily]

morning MMC and V!

[Viney]

Hey lilypot. you ok this day of days?

[lily]

yes it is humpty day! and you my sugar daddy?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning. I am just in. Got my PJ's on, first day off is always PJ day. Tomorrow is ruined cos I am at court all day. Grrrrrrrrrr.

[gruntygiggles]

Boo for court...that stinks!

[Quedos]

*drags sorry backsides in*

morning all - MMC MBK V L and GG

I'm tired and eating breakfast at my desk
so Glad i Finish at one today. WIsh i could go home and sleep but have to take the invalid to Monklands to get his cast off. Its going to be an ouchy ouchy day!

Wanders off in need of coffee!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Boo for court...that stinks!

Meh, time and a half, taken as TOIL...means MORE TIMES TO VISIT YOUUUUU!!!!!:smt026

[Viney]

yes it is humpty day! and you my sugar daddy?Im not THAT old ;) :kiss:

Morning. I am just in. Got my PJ's on, first day off is always PJ day. Tomorrow is ruined cos I am at court all day. Grrrrrrrrrr. Morning Nic :kiss:

Boo for court...that stinks!Morning GG :kiss:

*drags sorry backsides in*

morning all - MMC MBK V L and GG

I'm tired and eating breakfast at my desk
so Glad i Finish at one today. WIsh i could go home and sleep but have to take the invalid to Monklands to get his cast off. Its going to be an ouchy ouchy day!

Wanders off in need of coffee!!You have more than one backside...how quaint :lol: :kiss:

[Quedos]

V -:tongue: & :silent: or else I'll slap your legs when i find the energy. Which won't be long - have found coffee and have a strong one in my hand

[lily]

Im not THAT old ;) :kiss:


no but you are full of sugar! :kiss:

[Reeder]

So tired.
Cannot function.
Need to learn to go to sleep at proper times.
Can't be arsed with work.
Can barely stay awake.
I wish I liked tea of coffee.
I wish I was at home.
I wish I was in bed.
I wish I had a job I enjoyed.
I wish I got paid for sleeping.
I need to do some work today.
I don't want to do some work today.
I need to stop wasting my entire work day on this forum/facebook.
I need to start doing my training but I cant be bothered.
I need to get a payrise.
I need lots of stuff.
I can't be bothered with lots of stuff.
I need some motivation.
I need my bed still.

[Milky Bar Kid]

So tired.
Cannot function.
Need to learn to go to sleep at proper times.
Can't be arsed with work.
Can barely stay awake.
I wish I liked tea of coffee.
I wish I was at home.
I wish I was in bed.
I wish I had a job I enjoyed.
I wish I got paid for sleeping.
I need to do some work today.
I don't want to do some work today.
I need to stop wasting my entire work day on this forum/facebook.
I need to start doing my training but I cant be bothered.
I need to get a payrise.
I need lots of stuff.
I can't be bothered with lots of stuff.
I need some motivation.
I need my bed still.

What he said!

[Quedos]

So tired.
Cannot function.
Need to learn to go to sleep at proper times.
Can't be arsed with work.
Can barely stay awake.
I wish I was at home.
I wish I was in bed.
I wish I had a job I enjoyed.
I wish I got paid for sleeping.
I need to do some work today.
I don't want to do some work today.
I need to stop wasting my entire work day on this forum/facebook.
I need to start doing my training but I cant be bothered.
I need to get a payrise.
I need lots of stuff.
I can't be bothered with lots of stuff.
I need some motivation.
I need my bed still.

wot he said!!

[Quedos]

Bugger MBK beat me to it!
Morning NIc - when you coming up?

[Viney]

no but you are full of sugar! :kiss:Very true Mrs C, very true

Q, stop promissing things you cant deliver ;) :lol::smt026

[Reeder]

Come tuck me into bed V.

[Tara]

well that was th emost unpleasant experience of my life but its over for the next 6 months

[Bluepete]

Morning orgarns!

It's weeing it down outside, I'm not playing out on a bike today, so I've just put a 40 pint homebrew on. Just mashing the malt, smells lovely! Home grown hops for this batch.

Pete ;)

[andrewsmith]

shall expect to see you drunk as a skunk after next friday

[Bluepete]

shall expect to see you drunk as a skunk after next friday


It's for Christmas. Even with the silly deals available at the supermarkets, I'm making 40 pints of real beer for a cost of £3.00. It's more satisfying and I can make it how I like it!

Pete ;)

[andrewsmith]

making a bit early aint you

[Graciepants]

So tired.
Cannot function.
Need to learn to go to sleep at proper times.
Can't be arsed with work.
Can barely stay awake.
I wish I liked tea of coffee.
I wish I was at home.
I wish I was in bed.
I wish I had a job I enjoyed.
I wish I got paid for sleeping.
I need to do some work today.
I don't want to do some work today.
I need to stop wasting my entire work day on this forum/facebook.
I need to start doing my training but I cant be bothered.
I need to get a payrise.
I need lots of stuff.
I can't be bothered with lots of stuff.
I need some motivation.
I need my bed still.


do my degree....i'm typing this while in bed! hahahaha

[Reeder]

do my degree....i'm typing this while in bed! hahahaha

What degree are you doing?

[Graciepants]

What degree are you doing?

law - - have 8 hours of lectures a week, and 2 whole days off, and no 9ams :) although they do expect me to do 10 hours of work for each module outside of lectures....but its the first week, and im still in bed! oops

[Reeder]

Jealous!
I wish I did go to uni, but I don't want the debt tbh. I meant to be training at the moment for my ACCA (accountancy) but its in my own time and it's just not happening!

[Shellywoozle]

Helllloooooooooooo World :)

[minimorecambe]

Thank god Im home.

Was herded into a room like cattle then sat in there like sardines because it was so small.

Told that I was on this course so I could train people myself.
Sat there through 3 hours of stuffy boredom.

Told them to stuff it when I left and I wasnt training anyone because Im not paid to do that.
We have someone who is paid as a Team Leader and she does the training so she can just crack on with it.

Having a brew and lunch now so I am happy :)

[anna]

afternoon all, it is baking here, still surrounded with boxes :(

[Tom_the_great]

Jealous!
I wish I did go to uni, but I don't want the debt tbh. I meant to be training at the moment for my ACCA (accountancy) but its in my own time and it's just not happening!

almost snap im still a lower level tho doing my AAT ! but just cba ... must put more effort in !

[andrewsmith]

rant over mm?
Does sound pointless tbh

[minimorecambe]

Yeh sorry about that!!

[BigBaddad]

The world has enough students.

[Quedos]

law - - have 8 hours of lectures a week, and 2 whole days off, and no 9ams :) although they do expect me to do 10 hours of work for each module outside of lectures....but its the first week, and im still in bed! oops

so thats where you've been I was starting to get worried :kiss:
so the text sex at midnight is off is it?:smt090

[fizzwheel]

Maverick passed its MOT and didnt need any work doing to it to get it through, Result !

[gruntygiggles]

Maverick passed its MOT and didnt need any work doing to it to get it through, Result !

YAY!!! :smt026

Same for Disco last week :smt026

:D

[Reeder]

I bet my bike would fail on basically everything possible just to **** up things more :D I feel in a bad mood today.

[minimorecambe]

Sat with curlers in my hair looking like an old woman watching day time telly :p

[Tara]

good news on the maverick Fizz

my day got worse but i won't bore you with the details Ryan is a happy baby so thats the main thing - still got a cold going to bed when falc comes home (to sleep before anyone starts :lol:)

[fizzwheel]

YAY!!! :smt026

Indeed yay, previous MOT cost £700 to get it through which is what we paid for it in the first place !

Garage reckons its solid underneath so will go on OK for another year, which is good as we dont have the money to replace it at the mo.

[Wideboy]

Afternooning, been a busy bee today, what with being the best and everything

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning...

[Reeder]

You're the best a man can get.

[lily]

Morning...

was about to text you to check you had woken up!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Feel pants. Got sore throat and mega tired.

[gruntygiggles]

Feel pants. Got sore throat and mega tired.


Run away...she's got the lurgy! :shock:

Morning nic :-)

And yes Gav, you are!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nah, I always seem to get a sore throat when I am tired.

[Wideboy]

Afternoin nic x

btw cherylingtonm... its done

well pretty much

[Milky Bar Kid]

Afternoon Gav x

[gruntygiggles]

Indeed yay, previous MOT cost £700 to get it through which is what we paid for it in the first place !

Garage reckons its solid underneath so will go on OK for another year, which is good as we dont have the money to replace it at the mo.

Fab news, although yeah...I'd have not been best please about a £700 bill.

Afternoin nic x

btw cherylingtonm... its done

well pretty much


Really? Cool. Send me a piccie...or shoulf I wait and be surprised?

[Wideboy]

i will later tonight once its home, its cramped up at the mo

[Milky Bar Kid]

Really? Cool. Send me a piccie...or shoulf I wait and be surprised?

i will later tonight once its home, its cramped up at the mo

:shock:

GAV! You told me it was only me you send those pictures too!!!!

:smt026

[Wideboy]

Shhhhhh, i'll send you one of me sprawled across it naked

[gruntygiggles]

AH....Gav, you're fab :-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! Will GG ever be able to look at the table in the correct light after you telling her you are going to sprawl naked across it!

[Wideboy]

Depends what floats her boat

my ripplint six pack toned body drapped over the table

[Wideboy]

Depends what floats her boat

my ripplint six pack toned body drapped over the table

[Milky Bar Kid]

6 pack of lager more like....

[Wideboy]

I hear no complaints!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyway, I am hungry, get in the kitchen and make me some pie...

[anna]

so rude, afternoon all

[Sally]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11427434

Quite funny :)

[andrewsmith]

fail

[Milky Bar Kid]

Boring.

[robh539]

Evening all, hope ya all well.
I had a long and crappy day working on site, same tomorrow then a 180 mile trip home. So got you lot for company tonight and the hotel bar.

[andrewsmith]

as long as the bar is on expenses

[minimorecambe]

. So got you lot for company tonight and the hotel bar.

And the bill :rolleyes:

mmmm profiteroles and ice cream :D

[Graciepants]

so thats where you've been I was starting to get worried :kiss:
so the text sex at midnight is off is it?:smt090

you love me. picked up my train tickets also by the way! :kiss:

[robh539]

And the bill :rolleyes:

mmmm profiteroles and ice cream :D

I don't pay it lol perk of the job.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Who wants to go to court for me tomorrow so I can stay in bed?

[DarrenSV650S]

I've got fruit jellies :smt106 mmmm :)


You don't

[minimorecambe]

Ill go to court for you and you go to work for me :)

[andrewsmith]

Who wants to go to court for me tomorrow so I can stay in bed?

what you in court for?

[robh539]

I'll go mbk never been that side of the court room before ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

its nothing interesting mind...

[robh539]

It will be better than my day that for sure. Lol

Anybody in the north west looked the mail paper today? About the biker sueing the council for a pothole? The rider came of and broke a few ribs. Not far from where I am now. Never heard of this before.

[minimorecambe]

How long will you be there for? Is it a full day job?

[minimorecambe]

Where abouts did that happen?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Possibly. Depends on whether we get taken or not and if we do, how many trials are ongoing.