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I know
and omg yes it is joined the motorway 2nd gear up to the rev light coming on which ive set at 14k and hold on for dear life it was amazing
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 01:22 PM
Big smile all day then hey :D
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 01:23 PM
I know
and omg yes it is joined the motorway 2nd gear up to the rev light coming on which ive set at 14k and hold on for dear life it was amazing
Red light in second, what speed would that be :p
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 01:36 PM
Lunch time done.
Back to sit in the lounge and do not much more than I have been doing for the last half hour!
Today is going very slow :(
Red light in second, what speed would that be :p
At the point i changed gear
90 :p
easyily go to a ton in 2nd
and yes Helen, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig smile
yey HU is still alive...
afnoon organs.
Wideboy
31-10-10, 02:09 PM
maplins are lies! lies lies lies!!!!!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 02:17 PM
Pumkin carving competition :)
my hands hurts already though!!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 02:19 PM
Hey Bib :)
Did you go to town then Gav?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 02:27 PM
yes, and maplins are lies!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 02:31 PM
Why are they lies?
spill the beans WB whats maplins done to you?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 02:39 PM
the elctronic fiends have doubled there instore prices compared to their website. i made a power socket for the sv and priced up to make another for the t'ace and it worked out a quid cheaper than buying a pre-made one off fleebay so i got into town to buy the gubbings, the socket itself was double teh website price and all would have cost me about a fiver more than a pre-made one off ebil pay
bad maplins, very bad maplins
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 02:41 PM
Gav you are so cheap. You and holdup must be related
Wideboy
31-10-10, 02:44 PM
but why pay someone else to do something i can do yourself?
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 02:49 PM
Damn Maplins, damn them to Hades.
I have orange hands :-? But my pumpkin is awesome :)
Wideboy
31-10-10, 03:02 PM
oh yeah forgot about Halloween, pics!!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 03:32 PM
I have pics but they are on my phone.
And I havnt got a lighter for the candle
widepants
31-10-10, 03:38 PM
gav ,,,,,honory northern tight wad
Wideboy
31-10-10, 03:43 PM
you can talk you cheap a$$
Wideboy
31-10-10, 04:03 PM
howdo anana
hey WB whats new with you??
munkygunn182
31-10-10, 04:34 PM
Evening all!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:01 PM
Hi Anna and Craig :)
The things I do to keep my staff amused!!
I am now a pumpkin :-? Bloody permanant markers aswell
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 05:05 PM
picy
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:06 PM
hey WB whats new with you??
zilch and oneself?
and i agree pics mm
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:09 PM
Will see what I can do.
I obviously don't make them work hard enough!!
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:10 PM
hmm interesting, its cheaper to buy a bottle of thatchers direct form them online than in the pub, 500ml bottle for £1.60 delivered as opposed to a pint for £3.20
hmmmm i see a bulk order coming along
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 05:12 PM
Will see what I can do.
I obviously don't make them work hard enough!!
You're supposed to be looking after them. Not using them as slave labour
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:12 PM
Stock up for Christmas. Its a good excuse :)
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:14 PM
You're supposed to be looking after them. Not using them as slave labour
I'm talking about the carers Darren, not the residents!
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:38 PM
i say set off the fire alarm, fun for all then
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 05:39 PM
I want to be Cheryl Cole...that is all.
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:43 PM
why?
I want Cheryl Cole
Evening all
its dark
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 05:44 PM
Because she is awesome. She is stunning, nice, loaded, brilliant singer/dancer.
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:46 PM
but the accent?!
but the accent?!
i like her accent
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:49 PM
No fire alarms here thankyou!!
I think most women would love to be Cheryl Cole!!!
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 05:49 PM
Geordie accents are awesome!
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:50 PM
i would like to be in cheryl cole but no be her
snarf
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 05:54 PM
Ewww
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 05:56 PM
GAV!!!
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:57 PM
why eww? i mean in her mind physiologically........ what were you thinking?
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 05:57 PM
why eww? i mean in her mind physiologically........ what were you thinking?
Liar! You were being rude, I can tell by the snarf...
Wideboy
31-10-10, 05:59 PM
oh that?..... that's just my runny nose as i have a cold
munkygunn182
31-10-10, 06:18 PM
Mmm Cheryl.
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:25 PM
tv burp
Milky Bar Kid
31-10-10, 06:31 PM
Does anyone else think that Keith Lemon is like an older, fatter version of Girth?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:34 PM
tv burp channel 3
Yup
watched it last night and now again
munkygunn182
31-10-10, 06:37 PM
Is it likely to be frowned upon if I were to put on a full set of camo, a balaclava, borrowed my mates airsoft M4 replica, and chase some of the wee tracksuit barstewards about? :D
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:38 PM
wtf is sluts spaghetti
Did you ever find the right 3 series widey?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:46 PM
no, every one i looked at was a **** heap, one had potential but it had that walnut interior......... which i hate mostest!! :thumbdown:
and lately every beemer driver i have come across has been a d!ck cutting people up ect so put me off
nothing elsa take your fancy?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:51 PM
not really, gone right off beemers mercs ect.... all over them d!ck heads even the new mini owners have got the mentality
might get a van instead, nice van tho, merc vito but they have rust problems
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 06:54 PM
Get a VW van. They look mean and have nice alloys
Get a VW caddy, they can shift, i got burnt off the lights by one once
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:55 PM
Get a VW van. They look mean and have nice alloysnay Amanda's man ***** has just baught a transporter and done that, i dont want to copy
Get a VW caddy, they can shift, i got burnt off the lights by one once
need bigger than that
Then theres one option
Transit!
Wideboy
31-10-10, 06:58 PM
transits are crap use them for work dislike them very much
we have some vivaro's and i prefer them out of all of them TBH
we had a Movano at work
but it got nicked in the burgalry we had
got this real crappy 1998 Renault Master now
Dave20046
31-10-10, 07:06 PM
aw man, just coughed a full on cheek bulging gulp of tea EVERYWHERE. Sorry first direct - I can't read your letter, probably unimportant...
transits are crap use them for work dislike them very much
we have some vivaro's and i prefer them out of all of them TBH
Our turbo diesel transits go like stink.
evening org
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 07:11 PM
Our vans are complete jokes. The vauxhall I had last week should be scrapped, nothing works properly. You lock it with the central locking and it just unlocks itself, so you have to lock/unlock it at least 5 times. The heating doesn't work, blower doesn't work. The back wiper goes the wrong way and wipes the boot, the electrics are dodgy, you touch the brakes or indicate and all the dials die and the radio goes off. The brake's biting point sometimes gets lower and lower then suddenly goes back to normal, the front wipers are crap and don't actually move the rain, the tyres are all bald, the fuelling is completely messed up, the key falls apart when you take it out the lock, if you're on a hill and try to pull away, the clutch just spins, the handbrake doesn't work, the brakes stick on.........
it's pathetic
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:12 PM
yeah but they're fecking rattly and drummy, might not sound much but when you doing a few hundred miles on the motorway it because fecking annoying........ vivaro's handle much better across the planes and mendips :lol:
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:14 PM
Our vans are complete jokes. The vauxhall I had last week should be scrapped, nothing works properly. You lock it with the central locking and it just unlocks itself, so you have to lock/unlock it at least 5 times. The heating doesn't work, blower doesn't work. The back wiper goes the wrong way and wipes the boot, the electrics are dodgy, you touch the brakes or indicate and all the dials die and the radio goes off. The brake's biting point sometimes gets lower and lower then suddenly goes back to normal, the front wipers are crap and don't actually move the rain, the tyres are all bald, the fuelling is completely messed up, the key falls apart when you take it out the lock, if you're on a hill and try to pull away, the clutch just spins, the handbrake doesn't work, the brakes stick on.........
it's pathetic
are they company owned or leased? the firms are leased so kept in top notch condition, they own 2 vans out of the whole fleet and they a right ****ters
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 07:16 PM
are they company owned or leased? the firms are leased so kept in top notch condition, they own 2 vans out of the whole fleet and they a right ****ters
Owned. Every van is a piece of **** and has loads of things wrong with it. There's one that the back doors don't stay shut so they just fling open as you're driving along. It's embarrassing
And our boss goes on about company image and how we are representing the company......
What must people think when they see vans in that state with our company logo on it?
Dave20046
31-10-10, 07:17 PM
yeah but they're fecking rattly and drummy, might not sound much but when you doing a few hundred miles on the motorway it because fecking annoying........ vivaro's handle much better across the planes and mendips :lol:
Never noticed it, only got a crappy renault **** wagon and sprinters to compare it to though.
One of the drivers has done 100 thousand happy miles in his 08 one, just blown up though - think he's going for the same again
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:20 PM
the firms main driver has a LWB sprinter....... absolute sh!te for rust, on the third one. its shocking considering its a merc
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:22 PM
how the feck do you take out death claws on fallout?!!!!
Dave20046
31-10-10, 07:23 PM
shoot em
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:28 PM
i have, they killed me and my follower in like 5 secs
Dave20046
31-10-10, 07:39 PM
I used throwing knives
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:40 PM
Lies!!
Dave20046
31-10-10, 07:47 PM
Lies!!
I don't know what fallout is. What gave it away?
Wideboy
31-10-10, 07:48 PM
lies!! liar!! you lied to me!!! you must write jokes for readers digest
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:15 PM
Look on youtube for "Cat vs Printer - The Translation" :lol:
Wideboy
31-10-10, 08:20 PM
make me
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:21 PM
Turn the pron off and go have a look
Wideboy
31-10-10, 08:22 PM
but i like pron
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:27 PM
Not that keen on seafood myself
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 08:38 PM
*Insert every swear word here*
:smt090:smt089:smt089:smt089
Wideboy
31-10-10, 08:39 PM
no trick or treaters tonight, strange usually get one or two....... they must have learned from last year
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:40 PM
*Insert every swear word here*
:smt090:smt089:smt089:smt089
What's up
no trick or treaters tonight, strange usually get one or two....... they must have learned from last year
We don't get any. They're to scared to come down our dark drive
munkygunn182
31-10-10, 08:41 PM
Whats up Helen? *hug*
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 08:42 PM
People and animals dying
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:43 PM
:(:grouphug:
munkygunn182
31-10-10, 08:50 PM
Big hugs for Helen!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 08:50 PM
Thanks Darren x
Here you go as requested
Tired Pumpkin at the end of a 12 hour shift
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/37149_10150292774915455_896980454_15429821_1336614 _n.jpg
Got them back :)
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/74543_10150292777750455_896980454_15429908_4091428 _n.jpg
You should of been working not drawing on each other!
sorry to hear that btw
Wideboy
31-10-10, 08:55 PM
how immature
DarrenSV650S
31-10-10, 08:55 PM
hahahha you look like a messed up clown :lol:
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 08:58 PM
You should of been working not drawing on each other!
sorry to hear that btw
Meh - was a quiet day until the last hour
Thanks
how immature
:smt019 Yes I am
hahahha you look like a messed up clown :lol:
Lol - they are carers not artists!!!
minimorecambe
31-10-10, 08:59 PM
Kinda sexy tho...
That some strange fantasy James??!!
Yea im sure you look terrible with out the pumpkin drawn on your face
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