The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Fruity-ya-ya]

lol

I may have wee'd a bit

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay, I'm finding it hard to type now so I'm reluctantly signing off.

Good night & god bless.

:flower:

[andrewsmith]

same guy. The director of the previous vid demo'ing

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[andrewsmith]

night fruity

[DarrenSV650S]

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[minimorecambe]

Finally I am beginning to feel human again.

[munkygunn182]

Evening all!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey all. Been to the gym and ran 7 miles. Then washed all the salt and crap off the car, topped up the oil and screen wash.

[minimorecambe]

Did you fix your phone Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh eventually. Turned it off and on but it was still taking a month to do anything, so unplugged the charger and that seemed to sort it. I wish you could just pull the battery out of iphones sometimes. Teach them a lesson :p

"I am in charge! Not you!" lol

[minimorecambe]

Lol I'm sure it would learn it's lesson if you could do that!
Do you restart it every now and then by holding down the top and main button at the same time until it turns off?

[DarrenSV650S]

No? I usually just leave it on

[minimorecambe]

Well if you do that it will help it run faster an get rid of all the crap it has stored that it doesn't need :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Cool, will do

[minimorecambe]

Might take a while for your phone to cone back on if it's got a lot to sort out.
I have only recently worked out how to turn it off :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Came back on pretty quick actually.

Evening munkers

[munkygunn182]

Hey darren, how goes? Phone troubles?

[minimorecambe]

Hey Craig :)
Did you have a good night?

[munkygunn182]

Indeed i did, there's a lunge photo kicking about somewhere! :P. What a weekend... fist to fist with my dad on friday, SV night yesterday, and work today, with no hangover! :D

[andrewsmith]

evening all

[metalhead19]

afternoon everyone

[Holdup]

evenoon

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey darren, how goes? Phone troubles?

Good ta mate. Na it was just last night it was playing up.

Fist to fist??

[andrewsmith]

iphone arrrrrre.........


Rubbish!!!

Craig u been undertaking the traditional scottish weekend activity?

[DarrenSV650S]

mmmm I've got some "co-operative savoury bites - chopped free range egg mayonnaise wrapped in cooked sausage meat and coated in breadcrumbs"




.......otherwise known as Scotch eggs!!! :p

[andrewsmith]

ur local chippy not make them mate

[DarrenSV650S]

Doubt it. Pickled eggs maybe

[andrewsmith]

the one in the next village from me makes there own from scratch

[DarrenSV650S]

orly

Don't go in the Carnoustie chippies because they're a bit pish. But never seen scotch eggs in chippies before

[andrewsmith]

fair enuf! Have seen them in North Berwick aswel

[munkygunn182]

iphone arrrrrre.........


Rubbish!!!

Craig u been undertaking the traditional scottish weekend activity?

Almost! That's the last time I go for a drink with my old man! Hows your weekend been AS?

[andrewsmith]

so so was working fri night and sat evening so feel a bit better.

Chilled due to the lack of employment

[Holdup]

why did i delete all my old college work

[andrewsmith]

why did i delete all my old college work

because ur daft? :mrgreen:

[Holdup]

because ur daft? :mrgreen:

I dont need it and havent since June 09 but i just wanted to read one of them for some reason

[andrewsmith]

I've got most of my College and all my uni stuff.

Still need half of it

[Wideboy]

oi darren are you here?

[andrewsmith]

he has been! I think he is now hitting his iphone with a hammer

[Wideboy]

tut, one time i wish to speak with him and the ar$e hole isnt here

[Holdup]

he is washing himself

[Wideboy]

sexually?

[Holdup]

yes

[Wideboy]

awesome!

[minimorecambe]

awesome!

:-k

[Holdup]

he said he'll send you some pics Gav

and he will zoom then in first

[Wideboy]

:-k
oh of coarse i was only joking my sweetness.....


:smt008

[DarrenSV650S]

Splish splash, I was takin' a bath. Long about a saturday night, yeah rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub. Thinkin' everything was alright. Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor, I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door, and then.... splish, splash! I jumped back in the bath. Well how was I to know there was a party going on!!


Na actually it is Sunday and I was watching the snooker while in the bath, and there is no party going on.

[Wideboy]

oi darren, what golf do you have?

[DarrenSV650S]

mk4 1.4 silver with go-slower rust spots on the bonnet

[Wideboy]

oh tis petroleum then.... never mind

[DarrenSV650S]

Obviously. Only gheys use diesel

[Wideboy]

i know thats why im going back to dieseleum

[DarrenSV650S]

Because you like going slow, accelerating lumpily, making people cough and generally looking like a cheapo?

[andrewsmith]

Because you like going slow, accelerating lumpily, making people cough and generally looking like a cheapo?

1.4 petrol with a shock and awe rust on a golf!!!) is as bad

[DarrenSV650S]

1.4 petrol with a shock and awe rust on a golf!!!) is as bad

tis not. The bonnet is aftermarket btw

[Wideboy]

Because you like going slow, accelerating lumpily, making people cough and generally looking like a cheapo?
not if you get a decent 150 brake

[andrewsmith]

tis not. The bonnet is aftermarket btw

Chav!

[DarrenSV650S]

not if you get a decent 150 brake

Why not get an even more decent gti petrol

[DarrenSV650S]

Chav!

No. It's silver. Just not oem vw. It was on the car when I got it. Must have been in a crash at some point

[Wideboy]

Why not get an even more decent gti petrol
because i then have to hand my wallet over at the pump

[andrewsmith]

because i then have to hand my wallet over at the pump

then bend over and take it!!

WB buy a skoda.

VW for mean people!

[DarrenSV650S]

I think I'd get in a lot of trouble with a gti. I'm bad enough with the 1.4

[munkygunn182]

I fancy me a 4x4... never mind handing over my wallet, it'll be my house keys!

[andrewsmith]

I fancy me a 4x4... never mind handing over my wallet, it'll be my house keys!

get one of these then :lol:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/JGSDF_Type73_APC.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

My jaw be hurty and I look a twonk with my bruised face! How is everyone else this fine evening.

[andrewsmith]

I'm ok MBK :grouphug:

whats happened?

[munkygunn182]

AS, nice, but... possibly not practical for picking up a ladyfriend?

[minimorecambe]

Bed time for me I think. I dont think last night counted as sleep a I seemed to pass out!!!!

Night guys xxx

oh of coarse i was only joking my sweetness.....


:smt008

Too right :p ;)

[Holdup]

not if you get a decent 150 brake

easy squeaze 200 bhp out of one i reckon, they do teh Leon in a 1.9tdi cupra with 150 bhp

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm ok MBK :grouphug:

whats happened?

I got catapulted over a friends head as he attempted to give me a drunken piggy back and fell. The result was me landing on my chin and doing a commando style roll in the middle of the street. Got a heck of a bruise on my chin and a really sore jaw from the jolt it took!

Funny though!

[andrewsmith]

Night MM!

MBK as long as fun was had by all!!

Munky I thought the police in Paisley used them as std transport :smt040

[munkygunn182]

Police... in paisley.... where? Never seen em in me puff mate. :P

Anyway, the police using them doesn't make them suitable ladyfriend transport, unless the ladyfriend is part of the police themselves.. which i guess could be a possibility, if i had a ladyfriend at all :p

[andrewsmith]

haha

The badlands

[munkygunn182]

Haha... was seeing a girl from paisley a few years back, she'd just moved into the town and I was driving home from work about 4am, and seen her in the street being approached by your average paisley mob (3 teeth between 20 people)... as i pulled up. Cue hero boyfriend! Definetly could have done have done with one of them tank things though, because it'd appear that the arrival of someone on the scene wasn't enough to deter them! Gimmie a big tank and i'll just run them over!

[andrewsmith]

haha

they look something like this?

http://youchewpoop.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/chav.jpg

[munkygunn182]

The shirt's not far off. But he's got too many teeth!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Here's where you find the proper ned pics.... http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

[munkygunn182]

Ahhh glasgow survival, could almost quote it word for word! I've found that in Glasgow if you call everyone "mate" "pal" or "chief", they tend to leave you alone!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I call everyone pal, I think it's a west coast thing..

[munkygunn182]

It serves quite well, especially when you get accused of being a bouncer in a club and things are about to flare up :D

[andrewsmith]

haha!
I'm used to dealing with Sandancers and Mackems!

Simple resolution is not go there!

[munkygunn182]

Agreed. I had a delightful young chap put a cig out on my neck the other night because:

"you're that bouncer that put my mate outa here last week... he'd done f all wrong but you n your c'ing mate put him oot" *stubs out fag on my neck*.

A pleasant guy, real pleasant

[andrewsmith]

Not give him the Glasgae Kiss?

[munkygunn182]

Nah, I was in my favourite club, I wasn't looking for a ban... I let it drop and got stuck into vodka until it stopped stinging!

[andrewsmith]

:smt044


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXGu68R2NKA

[Milky Bar Kid]

He stubbed a fag out on yer neck and you let him away wi it!?!?

[munkygunn182]

I've not seen them in years!!! Had a good wee giggle now! Crying with laughter to be correct!

[munkygunn182]

He stubbed a fag out on yer neck and you let him away wi it!?!?

Correct! Honestly, it takes soooooooooooo much to annoy me, even that didn't quite manage!

[andrewsmith]

I made me howl. Good while aswel

how about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJF4FtEgnK8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4


From my end!! :lol:

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/9357309

[munkygunn182]

I made me howl. Good while aswel

how about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJF4FtEgnK8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4


From my end!! :lol:

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/9357309


Just realised AS, Newcastle, where's good for a drink? I'm coming down at the start of summer!

[andrewsmith]

Oooh!! What you down for? all depends

Rock is Academy Fri/ Sat, Trillions or the percy arms
Dance/ Chav Gate or the Bigg market

Cultured the Ouseburn then nightclubbing

[DarrenSV650S]

:smt044


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXGu68R2NKA

hahhahaha that's brilliant

Have you seen this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvUZjEuK6tk

[munkygunn182]

Down for the Blink 182 gig in the metro arena or something. That's on a Friday, and I'm in Manchester that Monday, so i've got a weekend to kill, dunno whether to kill it in Newcastle or Manchester!

[Holdup]

Darren msn is being ghey again

[DarrenSV650S]

tut

[andrewsmith]

hahhahaha that's brilliant

Have you seen this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvUZjEuK6tk

Yep and watch this!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUBtSk25cE

Down for the Blink 182 gig in the metro arena or something. That's on a Friday, and I'm in Manchester that Monday, so i've got a weekend to kill, dunno whether to kill it in Newcastle or Manchester!

I'd do the warm-up at the hotel or Gotham Town (Central Station area) then ask around at the gig, but it would normally be Legends on Friday or whoever is running the post party.

Do Saturday up in the town TBH depends on the session, I'd start at the Ouseburn about 2ish and get some food. Work down the Tyne pub then walk along the quayside then do that area then up to Trillians then Krash or Academy

[munkygunn182]

Excellent, once im out the gig i'll just follow the crowd, but it'd before that i'll need to deal with!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just found a call on youtube that I had forgotten about, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNheTibt4U&feature=related, classic!

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm off anyway. Night all

[andrewsmith]

Night Daz!!

I'm going to shoot aswel!

Laters all!!!