The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[fenjer]

LOL...

I'm supposed to be meeting a friend for lunch today, need to give myself a shake and get off the sofa!

[Quedos]

I so need a new job but I don't know what to do?

should I just got back to college and try and sustain myself on part time wages??

[Reeder]

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[Wideboy]

Hello its lunch time

[Reeder]

Hello darling (even though you're gone now).

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hello darling (even though you're gone now).

Hello darling

[Quedos]

Hello Darrrrrrrrling

[fenjer]

dont you just love it when the fire alarm unexpectedly goes off and causes the dental hygienist to jump while the she has the scaler in your mouth... Yay for bleeding gums. :(

[Reeder]

Hello darlings!!!!!

Yay for bloody mouths :D

[Quedos]

dont you just love it when the fire alarm unexpectedly goes off and causes the dental hygienist to jump while the she has the scaler in your mouth... Yay for bleeding gums. :(

I'm sorry I laugh at that:rolleyes:

tho it reminds me of the time that happened to me in the middle of a massage! - Waiting outside with large purple bath sheet!

[keithd]

tho it reminds me of the time that happened to me in the middle of a massage! - Waiting outside with large purple bath sheet!

if that happened to me it wouldnt be a bath sheet that was large an.....any way, enough of that!

s'up

[Quedos]

Not that sort of massage my deario!!

Mwah!!

[keithd]

Not that sort of massage my deario!!

Mwah!!

i shant hide my disappointment ;)

:smt008

[Quedos]

they are still good though!!

[Bibio]

afnoon day crew hows things..

[Reeder]

Sup bib. Things are good. Self?

[Bibio]

fair to middlin. apart from fekin useless feckwits who cant do their job properly.

[Reeder]

Sack them. Sack them all!

[Bibio]

more along the lines of 'punch in gob' and do your job.

[Reeder]

Sounds better.

Now off, hope everything sorts itself out before you have to!

later guyyyyyyyys xx

[fenjer]

I dont like the fact that the emergency sirens are sounding at the petrochemical plant less than 1mile from my house....

HELP!

[andrewsmith]

as long as there no flames your alight

[fenjer]

I'd expect flames if I were alight... lol

It's one of the bi-annual tests. Nice of them to tell us before hand. lol

[andrewsmith]

haha
I'm going to go set the claxons off the next time I'm near

[fenjer]

Do you want to go to work for me tomorrow?

[andrewsmith]

nah I'll pass.

Just had some good news today got a job for 9 months by looks

[fenjer]

Aww thats great news!

Have a drink! :)

[andrewsmith]

Tomorrow night as I'm working Friday and Saturday night

[fenjer]

I'm working the next three days. Yuk. :(

[Bibio]

nah I'll pass.

Just had some good news today got a job for 9 months by looks

yey way to go Andy :cheers:

[andrewsmith]

Cheers to both of you.

Its maternity cover as a building manager

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)

Congrats Andy - about time you had some good news :smt058

[Holdup]

Evening all

Nice on Agent Smith :thumright:

now to gym or not to gym that is the question....

[andrewsmith]

Thanks all!!

We just need to get Daz a job now

[Reeder]

Well done smithy x

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all.

Nice work AS.

[andrewsmith]

cheers lads

There's only me and I'm looking for a possible stroker project

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all

Nice on Agent Smith :thumright:

now to gym or not to gym that is the question....

Not, have a beer instead.

[Jamesy D]

It's 1.15am...WHY AM I STILL UP!?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning organs

[Reeder]

*salutes*

[Quedos]

Mwah!
:smt031:smt031:smt031:smt031:smt031

[Tara]

morning

[Quedos]

Morning Mum! (((((((((((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))))))) ))))

[Tara]

Thanks Q just what i need

got a phone interview in 5 mins eeek

[Quedos]

Oohh Good luck!!!

[Tara]

Oohh Good luck!!!
thanks very nervous

[keithd]

Drink some gin before and you'll be fine

morning, sorry im late

[Quedos]

Where is your note Keith?

[keithd]

Where is your note Keith?
the dog ate it!! honest, what happened was i was brushing my teeth and erm it sort of fell out of my pocket. as i bent down to pick it up i banged my head on the sink, it knocked me out. When i came too my pants were round my ankles and the dog was running off with the note.

the pants round ankles thing is purely coincidental and nothing to do with the story itself

[Quedos]

LOL!!

excused

[Reeder]

Hmmmmm.

[Quedos]

why hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm

(thing that make you go mmmm)

[Tara]

well that went OK ish interview next week

[Quedos]

Yay!!!

I feel sick and its stigs fault!

[Viney]

Morning Organs

I trust that all is well in the world of megathreadom.

Big kisses to the Ladies, and hand shakes for the gentlemen

[Quedos]

So you are out of your pit now are you?

morning V man!

when you coming to see me again???

[Reeder]

why hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm

(thing that make you go mmmm)

To keith's strange excuse!

I'm getting a new rear tyre fitted today :) my current one is quiet illegal me thinks.

[Quedos]

hmmm new rubber ;-)

[Viney]

So you are out of your pit now are you?

morning V man!

when you coming to see me again???Erm im still in it...des that make me bad? However, im laying here catching up pn my paperwork type stuff and watching '24'. Off to see a firend a little later. As for coming to see you erm...soon i hope

[Quedos]

i'm jealous -

[keithd]

Im Mandy, fly me

Morning V man

[Reeder]

hmmm new rubber ;-)

Part worn actually because I'm cheap :safe:

[andrewsmith]

To keith's strange excuse!

I'm getting a new rear tyre fitted today :) my current one is quiet illegal me thinks.

And u'd still be beaten buy a guy on a RS125

[Tara]

well i am off home to go and sit in the garden and chill out

have fun everyone catch you tomorrow

[Viney]

i'm jealous -Come join me

Im Mandy, fly me

Morning V man'sup Lord D of Keithshire

well i am off home to go and sit in the garden and chill out

have fun everyone catch you tomorrowBye *waves*

At this time i am thinking of evil things to do to next doors dog that hasnt stopped yapping for the past 3 hours! Bloody thing.

[Quedos]

FFS the freeloading stuff is doing my head in - i'm well confused
all becuase he wasnt to contest a speeding tickets becuase he doesn't like the law

[Geodude]

At this time i am thinking of evil things to do to next doors dog that hasnt stopped yapping for the past 3 hours! Bloody thing.

I would be more inclined to do evil things to the owners as its there fault not the dogs!

Oh and hi all :D

[Reeder]

YO G *High fives*

[Geodude]

Hey hey hey Mr R :D

[Reeder]

You managed to get that car working yet?

[Geodude]

Nope car is being a big pita seems to be the ecu, why put a computer in charge of a car grrr. Hows you?

[Reeder]

Oh deary me!
I'm good thanks. Quite achey from the gym however.
Loooooooovely weather here today, first time it's not blowing a gale for ages and it's about 19degrees! Shame I'm sitting in an office...
How art thou?

[Geodude]

Aye tis' sunny here too. Been for tests for these ulsers today and have to return in two weeks to see what there stick pokeing and blood testing reveals :shock: should be fine as long as they dont find out im from another planet ;)

[Reeder]

Ooooo, hope it's all good sir!
I need to go do some actual work sadly :(

LATERS ALL xx

[Geodude]

Yep same here sigh... laters :)

[andrewsmith]

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[fenjer]

if i stand here long enough will someone get fed up and just shoot me now?

[andrewsmith]

i wont!

u ok jen?

[minimorecambe]

Whats up Jen?

Hi btw :)

[fenjer]

no - placement is ****.

[minimorecambe]

It will all be worth it :)
Keep your chin up

[fenjer]

thanks - it's just getting worse.

today i went in thinking i'd get on with it, and she REFUSED to work with me.

REFUSED. WTF.

[minimorecambe]

Maybe thats a good thing?
Report her if you think she is doing wrong. Then someone else wont have to deal with her aswell after you

[Milky Bar Kid]

Brand new BMW 118d SE....don't mind if I do chaps!

[minimorecambe]

tell me what colour and I will understand :p

[andrewsmith]

no - placement is ****.

Chin up 5 more weeks!!!

Ohla MM. MBK

[fenjer]

thanks folks...

2 down 12 to go! lol

[munkygunn182]

Sorted, bike is in a roadworthy state again, now just to mot it an im back on the road, lock up yer daughters :)

[Wideboy]

why? i thought women liked having gay friends? ;)

hello BTW peeps

[minimorecambe]

why? i thought women liked having gay friends? ;)

*Snigger*

[munkygunn182]

why? i thought women liked having gay friends? ;)

hello BTW peeps

You'd know ;)

[andrewsmith]

evening Gavin and Craig...

sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

*runs for cover*

[munkygunn182]

Would rather be ghey than geordie boyo :P


(maybe not true!)

[Wideboy]

Would rather be ghey than geordie boyo :P


(maybe not true!)
no thats a fair comment!..... i think it should stand

[andrewsmith]

better than a weegie and a navy boy!!


Sorry I'm in full on abuse mode

[Wideboy]

navy boy? :lol:

[munkygunn182]

Weegie? You have me mistaken :P I'm an ayrshire boy!

[andrewsmith]

sheep sh***er then?

[andrewsmith]

anyways thats out me system,

Me mates just got the last of it on FB.

You all ok?