The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[robh539]

Hi Rob and WP :D

How was the drive home Rob?

Crap the cars drinking oil had to stop at forton to refill it, then drove home quickly. No bang lol. Work will sell it next week lol as we have 60 plate came today :)

how are we all?

[minimorecambe]

Crap the drinking oil had to stop at forton to refill it, then drove home quickly. No bang lol. Work will sell it next week lol as we have 60 plate came today :)

how are we all?

At least you made it home :)

All good here :cool:

[Holdup]

Does that turn you on?

Well it shouldnt




Because thats myy side boob

[DarrenSV650S]

:smt015

[Wideboy]

james........ shut up

[minimorecambe]

DARREN!!!!!!!!!! Wakey wakey :)

[andrewsmith]

Taxi for James

[DarrenSV650S]

Wake me up, when September ends

[andrewsmith]

http://www.androidfreeware.net/img2/air_horn_android_2.gif

[Wideboy]

i just watched this week imbetweeners, very funny

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm in fed up mode tonight.

[minimorecambe]

You having one of those days MBK? :smt056

[Wideboy]

thats what she said!!

[Holdup]

bite me Gav

[Milky Bar Kid]

You having one of those days MBK? :smt056


One of those lifetimes.

[widepants]

off to lie naked in the bath

[widepants]

with water

[Milky Bar Kid]

off to lie naked in the bath

What other way would you lie in the bath???? :confused:

[Holdup]

off to lie naked in the bath

With or without water

[DarrenSV650S]

gid you're a weirdo

[minimorecambe]

One of those lifetimes.

Oh dear :smt090
What will cheer you up?

Id do the truffle shuffle, usually cheers people up, but you couldnt see it

[Wideboy]

What other way would you lie in the bath???? :confused:

with baked beans

[widepants]

with baked beans
u weird freak

[widepants]

with water

With or without water

too slow

[Wideboy]

u weird freak

try it!!!.... then come back and tell me if im still weird

[widepants]

how much does it cost gav?

[Wideboy]

go to cash and carry and get thos massive drum baked bean cans and it works out cheaper, dont warm them up either

[andrewsmith]

okayyy WB you've got a bean fetish

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh dear :smt090
What will cheer you up?

Id do the truffle shuffle, usually cheers people up, but you couldnt see it

Goonies! LOL

Not a lot wil cheer me up tonight. Not even Gav, and he normally does.

[DarrenSV650S]

So anyway, about my nose....

It's stuffed up and tickley

[Holdup]

I have never seen the goonies

[Wideboy]

okayyy WB you've got a bean fetish
just go and try it!
Goonies! LOL

Not a lot wil cheer me up tonight. Not even Gav, and he normally does.

giggedy :cool:

:smt056

[minimorecambe]

You got man-flu Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

You got man-flu Darren?

Na not really. Just like a head cold

[minimorecambe]

I have never seen the goonies
:confused: =;

[Wideboy]

hay you guys!

[DarrenSV650S]

I have never seen the goonies

Neither had I. Everyone at work couldn't believe I hadn't seen it so gave me the dvd lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

Goonies is a classic

[DarrenSV650S]

########## IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT #########

Harold and Kumar is on Comedy Central at 10pm tonight!

[Holdup]

Neither had I. Everyone at work couldn't believe I hadn't seen it so gave me the dvd lol

may have to find it on tinernet now

[andrewsmith]

I'd rather boil my head in cheap tequila than watch the goonies

[Wideboy]

its only funny if your 5 and on crack

[DarrenSV650S]

Can't actually remember if I watched it. Don't remember it anyway

[Milky Bar Kid]

The goonies is classic. True fact.

[minimorecambe]

its only funny if your 5 and on crack


I think I was!=P~

[Wideboy]

yeah but i only watched it this morning.................

[minimorecambe]

yeah but i only watched it this morning.................

Bit early for crack aint it??!!

[robh539]

night all

[Holdup]

night Rob

[widepants]

not if u've been up for 4 days on speed

[Wideboy]

Bit early for crack aint it??!!
im never off the stuff
night all
night roberto

[minimorecambe]

Night, sleep tight and all that jazz :kiss:

[andrewsmith]

yeah but i only watched it this morning.................

Bit early for crack aint it??!!

u mean snap crackle and pop?

[widepants]

6 posts at the same time...is that a record?

[minimorecambe]

We are on satans page :smt077

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thought you were going to the bath?

[Wideboy]

yeah go get them beans and go in the bath

[DarrenSV650S]

Me wanty

http://frank766.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p555428891-5.jpg

[andrewsmith]

i do not know how the U rating hold with us on here

[andrewsmith]

Me wanty

http://frank766.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p555428891-5.jpg

that shouldn't be allowed *drools*

[widepants]

Me wanty

http://frank766.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p555428891-5.jpg
a dirty big hole in the ground?

[Holdup]

Me wanty

http://frank766.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p555428891-5.jpg

Nah

this how ever

http://www.supermotard.co.nz/www/images-4sale/KTM690SM2%20(Medium).JPG

[Wideboy]

i do not know how the U rating hold with us on here

what the **** do yuo ****ing mean there?

i can ****ing see why

[DarrenSV650S]

Nah

this how ever


Not the bike you pleb. The dirty hole in the ground

[minimorecambe]

I can dig you a hole for mates rates :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Sweet. Give me a shout when it's done

[minimorecambe]

Aye will do kidda :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Alcohol...

[andrewsmith]

i do you one but the neighbours may hate you after (and police)

[DarrenSV650S]

Did you just call me kidda ??

[andrewsmith]

Alcohol...

:winner:

[minimorecambe]

Alcohol...

............is good

Drugs are baaaad

[minimorecambe]

Did you just call me kidda ??

Erm- yes it looks like I did :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Erm- yes it looks like I did :)

Erm- well don't =;

[minimorecambe]

I do apologise for my wording!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh, well, you should be! tut

[andrewsmith]

beer beer beer

[minimorecambe]

I have to admit that Im quite a way through a bottle of wine

[andrewsmith]

lol

2nd bottle of beer is a coming

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am drinking my free bottle of cava mixed with kola kube cos its too dry for me....!

[DarrenSV650S]

How the hell is everybody on drinkys?


It's a school night!

[andrewsmith]

wierd concotion

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not a school night for me!!

[minimorecambe]

I am drinking my free bottle of cava mixed with kola kube cos its too dry for me....!

Not a fan of Cava or any fizzy wine.
Cant complain when its free though!

[minimorecambe]

Im not at work till 2pm. Im in all weekend so making the most of it now!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not a fan of Cava or any fizzy wine.
Cant complain when its free though!

Im not a fizzy wine fan either normally but it was free, I am scottish and I am in fed up mode.

[andrewsmith]

Im not at work till 2pm. Im in all weekend so making the most of it now!

enjoy. meant to be out for the b'day on saturday don't know what time am at work until :confused:

[minimorecambe]

Happy Birthday if I dont say it then :)
If I do then you get a double one!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I want to get so unbelievably drunk tonight.

[Holdup]

this film is giving me the munchies

[andrewsmith]

MBK do it!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Why? So you can laugh at me?

[minimorecambe]

Just make sure you take 2 paracetamol before bed / sofa / floor.

[minimorecambe]

this film is giving me the munchies

What you watching? Goonies?

[Holdup]

Just make sure you take 2 paracetamol before bed / sofa / floor.

Nah pint of water before bed

[Milky Bar Kid]

Don't have any parrots eat them all. Anyway, I don't get a sore head, I just spew all day!

[andrewsmith]

nono I aint that cruel. needed from time to time

[minimorecambe]

Prevent hangovers - stay drunk

[Milky Bar Kid]

I don't even like what I am drinking but as it is fizzy wine it will have a very quick effect!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Prevent hangovers - stay drunk

:smt026