The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Bibio]

afnoon organs.

[Wideboy]

Sup bib


20 mins for me, then im going to go home to try my invention

[anna]

whats your invention WB

[Viney]

whats your invention WB
It probably involves a loo roll tube and some form of liquid cream!

Annnnnnnnyway, evening Anna :kiss: Mwah

[anna]

hey back at you v-man saw your photos of ride out looked like a great day.

[Viney]

hey back at you v-man saw your photos of ride out looked like a great day.It was a tad soggy. I have come to the conclusion however, that there is no way i could ride to yours next year, so plane it is. I just ache far too much even after 130 miles! Im getting too old for this sht

[anna]

Hey thats fine, you are more then welcome to come by the big thing that flys, we even do a meet and greet at the airport.

[Wideboy]

gah it slipped my mind that this house was built by complete ****ing morons so nothing is how its meant to be, my invention wont work! :smt070

my plan was to piggyback a coaxial socket off another one via drilling a whole in the wall and linking the two, to save splicing in wires i modified the new socket to accept two coaxial cables, but the nobtards who built this house have built a built in wardrobe in the way and scribed it over the socket rather and move it, so i cant even get the socket fascia off the wall to start, i cant run a cable down inside the stud without taking off the plasterboard as nogins will get in the way. I could lift the floor boards up at the weekend and see if i can get under the stud work and go up through in the inside of the wall or i could put another socket in the wall next to the exciting one, then use a normal cable to link the two and back on another socket from that new on on the other side of the wall..... would look stupid but its the simplest way


this is why i hate being in the trade, some other *****s half ar$ed balls up always makes life harder

[Holdup]

How easy is it too **** up sending a cheque?

Canceled my laid up insurance policy, said they send me a cheque

Get my letter and no cheque but instead a cancelation note for a Mr Roger P Simpson

Morons

Evening any way

[Wideboy]

tut always moaning

[andrewsmith]

evening HU sorry Roger Simpson

[Holdup]

tut always moaning

Learning from you

looks like your electrical plan wont work

muahahahahahaha

evening HU sorry Roger Simpson

Ite Neo

[Wideboy]

Learning from you

looks like your electrical plan wont work

muahahahahahaha



Ite Neo

im afraid dear boy there are a number of factors that will make it work

sup smith

[barwel1992]

failllll got testing fri, sat, sun from 7.30 so got to be up at 5.30 to get there on time

[Holdup]

hope it doesnt involve bodging, thats what the guy who used to live here did with the electrics

and he was an electrician for a living

even found a doctors note he left behind saying he drilled through something like a 20,000 volt cbale

[andrewsmith]

Ite Neo

Nope Mr Goldup

Sup WB

[Milky Bar Kid]

I needs foods and sleeps.

[Wideboy]

hope it doesnt involve bodging, thats what the guy who used to live here did with the electrics

and he was an electrician for a living

even found a doctors note he left behind saying he drilled through something like a 20,000 volt cbale

nah no bodging, electricity is nothing to be ****ed with, one of the apprentice sparkys for my company just had first degree burns to his neck face and hands because he was d!cking about with a 3 phase cable when he shouldnt have been, his career is practically over

I needs foods and sleeps.

go do it then

[Holdup]

That was stupid

Talking of bodging had a guy come into today claiming his bike was really rattly, im having a quick look thinking, why is there oil all ove the head, then i noticed a loose bolt, only a bolt from the side of the engine that holds the rockers in place

[andrewsmith]

have seen a bright spark try to cut up a live 60KV oil cooled cable in sunderland before.

Cut the power to half the city and set light to the cable

[Wideboy]

there certainly are some anooses about........ why can't it be legal to shoot them

[andrewsmith]

i think he went into orbit

[Wideboy]

you killed the convo smith

i was watching TSR2 stuff

[minimorecambe]

Evening one and all :)

[andrewsmith]

ne difference WB watch James May from sunday

Bonjour MM

[Wideboy]

Evening one and all :)
howdo
ne difference WB watch James May from sunday

Bonjour MM
say again?? :confused::confused:

[Holdup]

Hell o mini

[andrewsmith]

James May Man Lab!! WB

[Wideboy]

yeah what about it

[widepants]

evening peeps

[Wideboy]

tut

[andrewsmith]

yeah what about it

watch it!!!

Its quality

[Wideboy]

i have watched it, i watched it when it was on...... the "set he VCR" thing was a joke cos everyone was going on about sky plus

[minimorecambe]

We all well this fine evening?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well, food has been consumed. now need to kill sometime until about half 9

[Wideboy]

im always fine :smt112

[BernardBikerchick]

i got a new tatttttooooooo and i friggin love it !!!

[minimorecambe]

Oooh whatcha got?

[andrewsmith]

oooh yeah BBD

[Holdup]

how ****ed up is BC2

you win and it says you lost you lose and it says you won :-s

[Wideboy]

cos your ghey

[Holdup]

again i will decline that

[BernardBikerchick]

yay yay just found the equalizer soundtrack he he he !!

[Holdup]

Say whaaaa?

Im bored :(

[Wideboy]

im playing parisienne walkways

[Holdup]

you what

[Wideboy]

parisienne walkways

[Holdup]

whats that

[Wideboy]

google it

[Holdup]

just did

a song of some sort

[Wideboy]

yes, listen to it

[Holdup]

Nah reading fast bikes

In the cracking one off section they have a sexy GSXR1000 k8 yoshi rep with 206bhp (the bird posing agaisnt it isnt too bad either) think he's spent quite a lot on it

[Wideboy]

pics is needed....... of the woman

[andrewsmith]

oh yes its a distraction of a hours proportion

[Holdup]

cant find it on interwebs

[Wideboy]

lier, its because it was a man and you know embarrassed

[Holdup]

no

[UKPrincess]

hey my lover just came running into the room and said eh i have just fallen from the top of the stairs to the bottom dint you hear it

nooo i replied but thought i heard the start of the theme tune to eastenders :smt038

:smt091 :smt091 :smt091

[andrewsmith]

haha welcome to the megathread Jo.

Seen ur response to the REME jokes. TC is like that he's harmless

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

[DarrenSV650S]

Just put up the projector screen. It's like a fookin cinema in here :D :D :D

[minimorecambe]

Projector screens are fab :)

We have one in the bottom cabin

Evening btw :D

[Holdup]

i want a new car

[DarrenSV650S]

Watching avatar just now :)

[minimorecambe]

i want a new car

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brum-Style-Childs-Pedal-Car-/150514571956?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Bikes_R ide_Ons_LE&hash=item230b5e1ab4

Although it is pick up only from a strange little town

[Holdup]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brum-Style-Childs-Pedal-Car-/150514571956?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Bikes_R ide_Ons_LE&hash=item230b5e1ab4

Although it is pick up only from a strange little town

replace with

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201043371655001/sort/priceasc/usedcars/fuel-type/diesel/model/leon/make/seat/postcode/me142st/page/1/radius/40?logcode=p

[minimorecambe]

My choice is cheaper and much more economical!!!!

[Holdup]

My choice is cheaper and much more economical!!!!

1.9 150bhp diesel or 1.8 225bhp petrol?

[minimorecambe]

pedal power :)

[Dave20046]

replace with

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201043371655001/sort/priceasc/usedcars/fuel-type/diesel/model/leon/make/seat/postcode/me142st/page/1/radius/40?logcode=p

What've they done to the front lights? I'm sure leons usually look much better than that.

[Dave20046]

just googled it, hmm maybe its just the angle of de photo

[Holdup]

pedal power :)

No

What've they done to the front lights? I'm sure leons usually look much better than that.

Look standard to me, you thinking of the mark 2?

[Dave20046]

as above.

I want a type R or an r32...
I has no monies...

[Holdup]

Yea just saw

mm R32, V6 4wd goodness

I just want something fast, love the idea of a diesel with all that torque but can squeaze more out of a petrol, i think my Mum should give me her Focus ST tbh, but that will never happen :(

[Dave20046]

I dunno, I still stand by bikes are for getting there briskly cars are 4 comfortable a-b travel. but after 2 years of my heavy sack of **** golf I'm wanting some change!
Meh renewal was cheapish (considering) so looks like I have it for another year...

Anyway you have a new toy to play with :(

[Holdup]

Yea i use my bike all the time and having just bought one cant afford a new car, thing is i have to go away on quite a few course's normaly 140 miles each way and 80 mph on the motorway and a 1.6 screaming its nuts off at 4k rpm is tedious, should really try and stick to 70

what golf you got?

[Dave20046]

tell me about it, I regularly do 600 mile days in my 1.4 tub o **** and that is screaming it's nuts off.
Based purely on weight it should be classified as a HGV :lol:

Comfy though :)

[Holdup]

Yea, my Leon is comfy as well, same car at the end of the day, much much much better than my **** heap old astra

[minimorecambe]

Well I shall be off to bed now.

Night night x

[DarrenSV650S]

Night mini

[Holdup]

night Helen x

[Bibio]

night mini.

[Bibio]

evnin organs

[Dave20046]

shh he's here


night morecombe


night all

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi Lance. Night Dave

[minimorecambe]

Feck it Im staying up!
Remembered I can upgrade my phone tomorrow so I shall do it just after midnight :D

Hey Bibilyboop :D

[Holdup]

hi bibio night dave morning helen

get a blackberry

[minimorecambe]

Got one already James :)

[Holdup]

get another

new strom is quite nice, ive got a 8900 on o2 and im not due for upgrade till Feb 2012 :(

[minimorecambe]

Shall see what is offered.
My blackberry has never been the same since it went for a swim in the loo :-?

[Holdup]

lol

i like the fact blackberrys have 2 year warranty, mine internet kept crashing on mine, complained to o2 got it sent off got a replacement back and has been fine all the time i have had it

[minimorecambe]

i like the fact blackberrys have 2 year warranty

Do they????!!!!

Ahh well never mind.........

[Holdup]

yea

doesnt cover water damage or accidental damage though, just if the phone packs up

[Bibio]

well thats me set. fag, cuppa and a nice comfy chair.

[Bibio]

i dont buy expensive phones as they end up against a wall faaaaar to often.

[minimorecambe]

yea

doesnt cover water damage or accidental damage though, just if the phone packs up

Wouldnt have been any good to me then after accidently dropping it in the loo!!

well thats me set. fag, cuppa and a nice comfy chair.

Ive done 2 of them :)
Refrained from the 1st one though :D

[Bibio]

Wouldnt have been any good to me then after accidently dropping it in the loo!

post or pre pee?

[minimorecambe]

While the toilet was flushing so it went through the rapids and still survived!!

[Holdup]

QLw6FemRavs

[Bibio]

so post pee then. did you stick your hand in the loo, get gloves on or use a utensil?