The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

no thats wales

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening peeps.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm oiled indeed
next door collared me as we returned home from shopping hours ago.

I have supped a lot of my homebrew cider and subsequently feel very fuzzy.

Trying give the impression to the Mrs that I'm compus mentus while she plays la noire but tbh I'm struggling.

Give me a line to throw out there, i'll gauge the response.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sorry. too drunk to play my own game.
off to sleep x x x

[Tara]

morning everyone - well after finally telling the DR i wanted Ryan allergy tested or referring he gave us a cure for the coughing two nights sleep so far - so why do i feel like ****

anyway its friday woo hoo

[keithd]

Morning...

You'd think that having a powercut in the night would mean more sleep, oversleeping not waking to the alarm. But oh no. House alarms going off since 4.30, why cant they be sensible like me and get battery back ups?! grrrrr Keithy grumpy.

But as the geawgeous Tara said, tis Friday! hurrah!!

[Quedos]

Its friday, its sunny and I'm Locked in Leather - woo hoo

Tara - it yuor body getting used to the sleep depravation and when you give it more than its used to you feel like cack. Hence why you don't always feel so good after a long lie if you not had on for a while!!

Mwah to keith
((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))) to T

[Tara]

Its friday, its sunny and I'm Locked in Leather - woo hoo

Tara - it yuor body getting used to the sleep depravation and when you give it more than its used to you feel like cack. Hence why you don't always feel so good after a long lie if you not had on for a while!!

Mwah to keith
((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))) to T

makes sense i guess hugs all round today - got here at 7 so leaving at 11

[Quedos]

lucky Yoy I will be making a fictional meeting this afternoon to leave early!

[JamesMio]

Mornin' T'erts!

And may I just say, what a rather splendid looking morning it is out there...

[Quedos]

it is that James and it meant to be like this for the month

[Reeder]

YO.
Just passing by this morning. Hope all is well.

xxxxxxx

[Tara]

have a good weekend guys i'm off home to play in the sun

[Quedos]

poop!!

[minimorecambe]

My bum hurts - that is all

[Quedos]

funnily enough Hel so does mine!

[Reeder]

Mine doesn't. Anyone wanna spank me?

[Quedos]

that is so a conversation killer!!

nah you should get and do about 200 squats - that'll hurt

[Bibio]

My bum hurts - that is all

funnily enough Hel so does mine!

then Gav and IP are doing it wrong or they are turning to the Reeder side

Mine doesn't. Anyone wanna spank me?

i'm sure that Gav or IP would help as they seem to be a bit confused just now.

anyway afnoon peeps.

last night was the bestest time out on the bike i have had in a long time. sunny, hot and no wind.

[Reeder]

that is so a conversation killer!!

nah you should get and do about 200 squats - that'll hurt

I actually did squats last night at the gym \\:D/ my legs are dead.

Cheers for the suggestions bib, but I was kinda hoping Q would do it :(

[Bibio]

well if you play your card right they both might do it :-)

[Quedos]

Sorry Bib IP wasn't with me last night!!

Hmm into the S&M are reeder? *goes to dig out whips and paddles*

[Wideboy]

I'd smash the back doors off reeder

[Reeder]

This is getting a bit scary now...

[keithd]

I'd smash the back doors off reeder
keithd likes your statement *thumbsup*

[Reeder]

Wow, this has turned really weird.

[andrewsmith]

I'd smash the back doors off reeder

Reeder you know what was said in the post count thread.
Just say you like S&M mate. ;)

[SoulKiss]

Reeder you know what was said in the post count thread.
Just say you like S&M mate. ;)

What, Sausages and Mash?

[Reeder]

Sausage and mash is rather nice.

[Wideboy]

I say we tag team, would be be like a barn door in the wind

Mrkeithd can ref

[andrewsmith]

What, Sausages and Mash?

Wrong!

Sausage and mash is rather nice.

You wish it was that!

I say we tag team, would be be like a barn door in the wind

Mrkeithd can ref

Sounds like the Nick Clegg story :lol: (I'm not even posting the full song title as I will be banned for it)

[Wideboy]

Not herd it

Got to love having a workshop that opens right up, its like being outside and its el scorchio today

[Reeder]

My office is stuffy and no sun gets in at all.

[Wideboy]

Come work for me, i need a new broom boy.... it has its perks

[Reeder]

I think I'm slightly over qualified for broom boy. I could perhaps be tea boy?

[andrewsmith]

Friday musing

pfvq2Gf6UE8

[Bibio]

i'm going to be captain obvious and say it hot its damned hot. well in Kirkcaldy anyway its sitting at an amazing 28 degree... well that's what the cage temp display told me it was and it feels like it i'm betting my swollocks off.

[Geodude]

Defo hot i went on a bit of a bimble today and i felt like a boil in the bag dinner in my leathers. Had sweat dripping out my sleeves etc yuk.

[fenjer]

evening organs!!! :D

[Holdup]

Gymed

Shaved

Showered

Time to watch the TT and drink kopparberg :D

[andrewsmith]

its 3am and still 15 degrees outside.

Bang goes me sleeping tonight

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning all you orgvillians.

[Viney]

Morning knobbers

[Bibio]

anyone home......

[Milky Bar Kid]

Knock Knock?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

[Reeder]

Who's there?

Meeeeeeeeee!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Meeeeeeeeee!

Evening fella, how's my mate Reeder?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening fella, how's my mate Reeder?
Like that is it!

I don't care (sobs into his bottle of Tequieros).

[SoulKiss]

Hey peeps

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hey peeps
Hullllo

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I must smell, as such I'm off to get more beer.
Night my lovers.

[Stenno]

So who's stuck at work tonight? :/

[DJFridge]

Watching last week's Psychoville - completely bonkers. Just finished watching last weeks Shadowline, with the dead biker at the end. Wifey and I both winced at that one. OK, back to the beer

[Stenno]

Mmm beer. I'm gonna have to settle for some fizzy pop I think.

[Reeder]

Evening fella, how's my mate Reeder?

Sorry fruits! It was a flying visit as is this one. Hope you're well! X

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning all.

Sorry fruits! It was a flying visit as is this one. Hope you're well! X
Doing great matey!
Had a weeks leave to take so I've been camping on the garden with my boy.
Painted the out house roof as the knee seems a little better (but still not right).

As soon as the knee lets me I need to loose some weight.

[fenjer]

Morning...

why do small children get up so early?! ON a SUNDAY!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning...

why do small children get up so early?! ON a SUNDAY!
Morning fenjer,

My boy (4) got up 2 hours before us.
He went for a wee, got a cup from the cupboard using a stool, poured himself a squash and then dug out what is left of his Easter eggs.

I know this from the trail of destruction he left i.e. loo roll, cupboard doors & stools.

I think I would have preferred him to wake me up but I know why he didn't.
The Mrs is not a morning person so he probably thought better of it.

[fenjer]

My small person (6) and her friend (5) have been up since half 6.

I'm not really a morning person either!

Small person is very good at sneaking around in the mornings, she's not so good at hiding the evidence - if she would put biscuit papers/banana skins in the bin I'd never know...but she hides them in stupid places like under the sofa or behind the picture frames...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Small person is very good at sneaking around in the mornings, she's not so good at hiding the evidence - if she would put biscuit papers/banana skins in the bin I'd never know...but she hides them in stupid places like under the sofa or behind the picture frames...
LOL - It's a small person thing.

Sam was asked to tidy up his ben10 toys last week.
We are still finding them in the settee and in shoes under the stairs etc.

[fenjer]

I've given up asking small person to tidy her stuff up... I just walk in with a black bin bag and a few minutes later it's all miraculously put away! Anyway - off to the park with this pair to burn off some energy. Theirs, not mine, I have none. *sigh*

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I've given up asking small person to tidy her stuff up... I just walk in with a black bin bag and a few minutes later it's all miraculously put away! Anyway - off to the park with this pair to burn off some energy. Theirs, not mine, I have none. *sigh*
Have fun, looks like rain here.

TBF he is quite good at putting his toys away normally but he was told to put them away quickly or he was not going to his Grans.

I'm gonna watch the TT on the box so signing off.

Bye x

[Viney]

Hmm, hoovering and Ironing for me today!! Rock n Roll baby.

However, i am off to see Milton Jones this evening, to record his Radio 4 show. Should be interesting.

[andrewsmith]

itv have excelled themselves and facked up the TT highlights on line

grumble grumble

[fenjer]

evening all

[andrewsmith]

evening Jen

u ok?

[minimorecambe]

Ello :D

[andrewsmith]

eeellllllo MM

[minimorecambe]

How are we?

[fenjer]

Howdy Mr Smith, Hello MM!

I'm fine tonight, how's everyone else?

[minimorecambe]

Bloody sore and tired after riding about 700 miles this weekend

[andrewsmith]

not bad

Start me new job tomorrow :D

[fenjer]

Good weekend then?

[minimorecambe]

Yeh was good :)
540 miles of that was riding to Southampton and home again

[minimorecambe]

Good luck Andy xxx

[fenjer]

Hope the new start goes well Mr Smith!

Sounds like a recipe for a numb bum MM!

[andrewsmith]

Cheers :D

You'll be stiff MM

[minimorecambe]

Yeh I am. My back protector helps with back pain but I am achey - will be worse in the morning :p

Then back on a bike Tuesday for the TTs

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all

not bad

Start me new job tomorrow :D

Good luck agent smith.

[fenjer]

Evening Fruity.. that the weekend of camping over?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Fruity.. that the weekend of camping over?

How do fenjer, yup back to work.
Boy is at his grans.

Just in time too as the weather has turned.

You lot enjoy the park?

[minimorecambe]

Hi Fruits :)

[fenjer]

yeah, 3 hours we were there. The girls were SHATTERED! lol

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi Fruits :)

Evening mmchops.

Just made a cup o tea on a homemade coke can stove that I made for next door.

Now sat watching the Mrs play la noire on the ps3.

[minimorecambe]

Im sorting through wedding photos and photoshopping myself because I look bad :( :-?

[fenjer]

MM - I will bet you dont look bad at all!

[minimorecambe]

Meh - I do

[andrewsmith]

MM - I will bet you dont look bad at all!

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Fruity fancy PM me the how to for that, can't find the thread

[Fruity-ya-ya]

yeah, 3 hours we were there. The girls were SHATTERED! lol
Nice work!

MM - I will bet you dont look bad at all!
+1

[minimorecambe]

I will be brave and show you them........................

[Fruity-ya-ya]

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Fruity fancy PM me the how to for that, can't find the thread

Np will do.

[minimorecambe]

Here you go -

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/047-5.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/046-5.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/037-7.jpg

[andrewsmith]

Helen you look beautiful!!!!

Whats wrong with them??

[fenjer]

you look stunning!

[minimorecambe]

I look fat and wrinkly :-?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I look fat and wrinkly :-?

Which photos are you looking at as can only see none fat/wrinkles?

You all looked lovely.

[andrewsmith]

No you don't

Helen you've got curves a lot of women would kill for

[minimorecambe]

Well I know I have to lose weight because I have 2 big bruises - 1 on each hip - where my leathers have been digging into me.

Time to diet before holiday :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

No you don't

Helen you've got curves a lot of women would kill for

I am one of those women! You have a lovely figure MM!