The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

Happy birthday ven, who ever you are

[Viney]

Has it been a week yet?

Im bored already and want to go back to workReally!! F R E A K!

I have next week off, then back in for a week, then 3 weeks off, and i have nothing at all planned...well other than visiting a friend :)

[Holdup]

Really!! F R E A K!

I have next week off, then back in for a week, then 3 weeks off, and i have nothing at all planned...well other than visiting a friend :)

Ive worked out i got 80 quid and dont get paid till Friday next week :( might still go and get COD black ops tomorrow though

[minimorecambe]

You nearly got cake with you tea then Venom :)

I want a week off work, mines not till the first week in December

[Viney]

I want a week off work, mines not till the first week in DecemberWhat ya doing? Im off that week as well :)

[Holdup]

Is that the 6th?

i was meant to have the 29th off

[minimorecambe]

I am at the NEC Monday, in Scotland the Thursday and Friday other than that I have no plans :)

[Quedos]

You nearly got cake with you tea then Venom :)

I want a week off work, mines not till the first week in December

What ya doing? Im off that week as well :)

looks like you can be visiting more friends. I want a week off but got no time :-(

[Wideboy]

Im off next week aswell v, maybe we can go swimming?

them im off first week if dec, Well i have to "work" the monday

[Venom]

What ya doing? Im off that week as well :)

:drink::makelurve::rave:


not in that order?

[Venom]

You nearly got cake with you tea then Venom :)

I love cake, that's just a cake tease. :(

[minimorecambe]

I better go back to work :(
I shall return later :)

[minimorecambe]

Ok you can have cake :) let me know what sort you would like and I shall set about baking.

[Wideboy]

millionaire shortbread!

[minimorecambe]

Who said you were getting cake?! ;)



Don't expect it everytime though - I am in a particularly generous mood today ;)

[Viney]

Im off next week aswell v, maybe we can go swimming?Swimming! Last time i done that, i had a Jappense whaling fleet trying to harpoon me

[Wideboy]

I demand cake!, cake satisfaction!

[Wideboy]

Swimming! Last time i done that, i had a Jappense whaling fleet trying to harpoon me

but then we can see what we both have to offer, if we like we see then maybe we can go bowling

[Viney]

but then we can see what we both have to offer, if we like we see then maybe we can go bowlingHow do i put this...erm. you maybe a lovely chap with a nice personality and all but You aint me type, you are a man, i am a man and i dont do man love. :smt103:cyclops:

[Tara]

:drink::makelurve::rave:


not in that order?
I'm off next week too - cannot wait although i could do without my birthday coming round so quick i don't want to be forty i want to stay in my 30s

[Viney]

Tara, age is a number honey. You dont look 40 thats for sure. If i didnt know, id put you at about 34ish

[Tara]

no news re the new structure yet some guys have had their news already but not my boss - Carillion Scotland have published their structure - i hate waiting

[minimorecambe]

Ok don't have a fit, you can have cake!!!

Work sucks and I refuse to do any!

[Holdup]

Tara you will be 21 again this year :D

[Wideboy]

How do i put this...erm. you maybe a lovely chap with a nice personality and all but You aint me type, you are a man, i am a man and i dont do man love. :smt103:cyclops:

?? I never said anything about man love, what on earth is going on in your mind tssk

[Tara]

Tara, age is a number honey. You dont look 40 thats for sure. If i didnt know, id put you at about 34ish
Thanks V i just want to hibernate now i was bad enough when i turned 30 but they turned out OKish but this makes me want to hide in bed. but saying that does anyone want to go and see Bon Jovi? i really want to go see them live *goes off to find tickets*

[Tara]

Tara you will be 21 again this year :D
yes 21 plus 19 years!

[Quedos]

thats so wrong WB! but love it

Edit T - hugs you siad yourself you are more the person you are meant to be so embrace it. You don't look forty just live it like it was your 30's whos to know what age you are except those are who know you.

Besides you can then take the great pleasure in ribbing everyone who turns 40 next year and are most definately hiding away from it!

[Wideboy]

Ok don't have a fit, you can have cake!!!

Work sucks and I refuse to do any!

By the looks of it im not going to have any untill new year, maybe not till feb

[Venom]

Hey T, Viney's right it's just a number, and you're only as old as the person you feel - Falc. ;)

I want to give devil's food cake a try. How does that sound? ;)

[Wideboy]

thats so wrong WB! but love it

Do you want to go swimming q?

[minimorecambe]

By the looks of it im not going to have any untill new year, maybe not till feb

Cake or work?

If work then :(

[Quedos]

WB - going on wednesday want to join me??

Venom - Devil food cake delish if made right - ideally needs 5 layers with alternating ganache and served warmed with cream ( and black cherries in kirsch for me)

[lily]

your all making me hungry for cake! :(

[Wideboy]

both cake and work :(

yes q, yes i do

[Wideboy]

both cake and work :(

yes q, yes i do

[Venom]

WB - going on wednesday want to join me??

Venom - Devil food cake delish if made right - ideally needs 5 layers with alternating ganache and served warmed with cream ( and black cherries in kirsch for me)

mmm 5 layers. =P~

[Wideboy]

your all making me hungry for cake! :(

Get your mother in law to make a fudge one again, just for me though and have my name on it this time

[Venom]

WB come up and I'll feed you truffles.

[Tara]

Q that sounds wonderful so hungry now

[minimorecambe]

Werell the cake shall have to wait guys I'm afraid as I am being made to do some work. :(

Ciao x

[Quedos]

WB - all I will say is I still don't think Girth has recovered yet!

and yes venom 5 layers is the best ideally with milk and dark choc ganache (or all dark)
you can alternate with cream but choc is the way to go

but my truffles are fantastic - T i may just send you some

[lily]

Get your mother in law to make a fudge one again, just for me though and have my name on it this time

you mean the bday cake one?

[Tara]

ooh i want a birthday cake - i guess i shall have to make my own as my lot are up north and falc doesn't cook

Mmm i shall get out my books later

[Quedos]

here you go T

http://www.sugarflorist.com/4-chocolate-box-birthday-cake.jpg

[Wideboy]

laters mm

Recovered from what? he always looks that way

yes linseed, that was awesome and it matured thro the week

[Venom]

ooh i want a birthday cake - i guess i shall have to make my own as my lot are up north and falc doesn't cook

Mmm i shall get out my books later

I'll take a cake (if it's not a disaster) with me when I come down.

[Tara]

Oh Q that looks sooo good :D

really Gary that would be really nice

[Quedos]

Its the best I can do T - it won't survive the post otherwise I can send truffles though!

WB - Ask about his face mask! is all I'll say

[Wideboy]

I am not asking him about masks i'd be left mentally scared

[Quedos]

WB's a wuss!

so half a mile in 25 mins on wed then

[Bibio]

hahahaaaaaa.

received a letter today, ermm it has come to light that we messed up and you should have been claiming carers allowance.

turns out that i was advised wrongly at the time of my claim so under special circumstances i may be entitled to back dated payments from date of claim (3 1/2 years worth), yeh right. i'm not holding my breath.

good news is i will be better off by £30 each week. whoopydooda.

[Wideboy]

WB's a wuss!

so half a mile in 25 mins on wed then

Easy peasy, i could do that a still sit back to look sexy

thats good news bibio

[Quedos]

Easy peasy, i could do that a still sit back to look sexy

thats good news bibio
yup good good news Bib - i woud fight and hound them for it the same as they do us!!

I look sexy anyway WB:)

[lily]

That's great news Bibio... and Q you can stop crossing and cross it all again on Friday morning when I attend my second interview! :smt026

[Bibio]

if i get the back dated payments (£5000) i'll be over the mooooon. if i dont then i'm still £30 a week better off (payments for a bike) that i wont miss. all in all good news for me.

mind you the bike all depends on what happens this week :riding:

[Quedos]

yay yay yay yay yay L

woo hoo I'm going to have a choc biscuit to celebrate!

[Tara]

That's great news Bibio... and Q you can stop crossing and cross it all again on Friday morning when I attend my second interview! :smt026
Woo hoo good luck Lily hope it goes well

[Tara]

yay yay yay yay yay L

woo hoo I'm going to have a choc biscuit to celebrate!
i'm having a bakewell slice

[lily]

yay yay yay yay yay L

woo hoo I'm going to have a choc biscuit to celebrate!

I can't beleive it.... I think Ian at the agency thought i sounded shocked as well as he asked if I was alright! :rolleyes:

[Tara]

I can't beleive it.... I think Ian at the agency thought i sounded shocked as well as he asked if I was alright! :rolleyes:
thats really good news i am doing the agency rounds next Monday while I am off and Ryan is in nursery

[Wideboy]

Wioooo linseed, what are you going to make them?

[lily]

Wioooo linseed, what are you going to make them?

nothing I'm going to woo them with my knowledge, rather than bribe with my baking!

And thank you everybody else... keep them crossed I really want this job!

[Wideboy]

You'll get it, i bet you 50p

[lily]

You'll get it, i bet you 50p

thank you gavino... I have a bit more confidence going into this one than the first, as they must have seen something they like! :D

[Venom]

Fingers crossed for you

[Wideboy]

It was me, they saw me hiding round the corner....... You'll do fine, show some chest and leg then its in the bag



wtf ar mcfly? i didnlt exactly consider them in the band category before hand but now???... i think they are confussed

[Viney]

Lily - :smt026

Q - :kiss:
T - :kiss:

Tooth back in. Feels weird again :) I walked back into work, boss says...what you doing here i wasnt expecting you back! Great, so shes gone home early!!

[Venom]

That's good Mr V!

I think I'll have fish and chips tonight

[andrewsmith]

I hate job hunting!!!

That is all

[Tara]

Fingers crossed for you
i like your avatar - my son hates hot chocolate or milk shake we have been trying to wean him onto cows milk but with no success so we tried milkshakes and hot chocolate (i ended up drinking that) i think we are getting there now but i can't believe he won't drink Hot chocolate as falc and I love the stuff

[Tara]

Lily - :smt026

Q - :kiss:
T - :kiss:

Tooth back in. Feels weird again :) I walked back into work, boss says...what you doing here i wasnt expecting you back! Great, so shes gone home early!!
i had a crown not long ago it felt weird and still does

[lily]

that's good news V...


thanks for the tips gavino!

[Venom]

i like your avatar - my son hates hot chocolate or milk shake we have been trying to wean him onto cows milk but with no success so we tried milkshakes and hot chocolate (i ended up drinking that) i think we are getting there now but i can't believe he won't drink Hot chocolate as falc and I love the stuff

Strange, he seemed to love chocolate icing. *bite bite* hehe

I want a hot chocolate now. I'll make some later, shaken up so it goes all frothy, and topped with whipped cream and marshmallows and shavings of dark chocolate.

[Tara]

Strange, he seemed to love chocolate icing. *bite bite* hehe

I want a hot chocolate now. I'll make some later, shaken up so it goes all frothy, and topped with whipped cream and marshmallows and shavings of dark chocolate.
he does like chocolate just not in milk i guess

Hmmm i think i might have one of those later

right i'm off home no news on the boss front yet

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bleurgh, my first day off has been wasted

[Venom]

Cya T!

[munkygunn182]

sup mbk?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not a lot, just wasted my day in bed! Sup witchoo??

[munkygunn182]

Ach a day in bed isn't wasted! Especially the amount of work you've done! :) Just been at uni all day, paid for my SV this morning, so I can no longer afford to eat!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ach a day in bed isn't wasted! Especially the amount of work you've done! :) Just been at uni all day, paid for my SV this morning, so I can no longer afford to eat!

It is! Probably won't sleep til about 4am now cos I'm stuck in nightshift mode!

Talking about eating..I'm still hungry!

[munkygunn182]

Haha, I got band practice tonight, then it's snoozles for me :D

[DarrenSV650S]

You got an sv munkers?!?

Lets see! :D

[munkygunn182]

Yeah man, i've bought -ralph- 's from the for sale section, few wee marks here and there... but hey, im only gonna add to them!

[Bibio]

how many firkin time do you have to tell kids? in the computer room listening to music son #1 starts muttering.

me, you'll have to come here i cant hear you
him, comes threw asks stupid question
me, ok
him, goes back threw and starts muttering again
me, i told you you'll have to come here i cant hear you

this goes on for a good 5 times when eventually i go mental.

its not the first time. what dont people understand about I CANT HEAR YOU I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC.

aahhhgggrrrrrrr.. who wants a 16 year old as a slave. he is free just feed, wash and clothe.

[DarrenSV650S]

ooooooooh nice one :D

Yeh no point getting a mint one, you will drop it eventually. When is the test ?

[Bibio]

Yeah man, i've bought -ralph- 's from the for sale section, few wee marks here and there... but hey, im only gonna add to them!

good lad, now get yer feckin licence.

[munkygunn182]

ooooooooh nice one :D

Yeh no point getting a mint one, you will drop it eventually. When is the test ?

Week tomorrow.

[andrewsmith]

aahhhgggrrrrrrr.. who wants a 16 year old as a slave. he is free just feed, wash and clothe.

Nah you can keep him!!

Just think about Trainspotting

[Wideboy]

mmm chips and scotch egg...... yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumy

i'll have him bib, my roof needs doing aswell as other bits and pieces, you'd get him back fully trained in all trades............ and with a funny walk

[Bibio]

i'll have him bib, my roof needs doing aswell as other bits and pieces, you'd get him back fully trained in all trades............ and with a funny walk

done... i'll even supply the KY gel.

[munkygunn182]

Just arranging a courier for my SV... i love it when a plan comes together! :D

[Wideboy]

done... i'll even supply the KY gel.

LOL!

you haven't seen the bill yet?

[Bibio]

LOL!

you haven't seen the bill yet?

i'm sure he will be loose enough after the first tub.

[Wideboy]

this is your son your talking about lol!

[DarrenSV650S]

Week tomorrow.

oooh good luck mate :thumbsup:

[Wideboy]

anyone know anything about dell's?

[DarrenSV650S]

They are black

[Wideboy]

hang on you've got one, i remember that zorst you sent me was in a dell box............. are they any good? i need a new computer this ones nearly dead

[Bibio]

Just arranging a courier for my SV... i love it when a plan comes together! :D

gives a shout on how much it costs and who you used m8, i'm thinking of getting one.