The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[fenjer]

I've finished a half bottle of southern comfort, delightfully tipsy.

why are you in shropshire, let alone shropshire in a tent? is there something happening? lol

[peterco]

finished the placement from hell!

*happy dance*

*falls down drunk*


What was the placement and why was it hell?

[Venom]

I've finished a half bottle of southern comfort, delightfully tipsy.

why are you in shropshire, let alone shropshire in a tent? is there something happening? lol

Oh no!!! I must have got the dates for ARTNW wrong!!! :O

BTW it is bloody cold at 5am.

[andrewsmith]

*struts around in the buff*

[fenjer]

Mr Smith!! put it away!

Peterco - it was a postnatal placement, and it has been very trying. Long story.

[andrewsmith]

lol

Glad the placement is over now Jen?

[fenjer]

totally, so glad it's over. Saturday was just horrid, two evil mentors attacking everything I did. Just horrid. Almost walked out. But now it's done, and my grade will be somewhere in the high 60's to low 70's so I'm happy with that.

how has your weekend been?

[andrewsmith]

so so, been stuck at work til 2 am this morning :(
3 more weeks of 6 day of this.

Anywho the bikes got redhot brakes again :D

[fenjer]

poor smithy!

but yay on the brakes front! :)

[andrewsmith]

my choice/ favour for who's running the bar atm

Nearly spat meself off the first time on them

[Venom]

Yay! Back home! Yay! Hot baths! Yay! Feel great due to the free massage on my tight cramped up calves a few hours ago.

Boo for crashes and slow punctures.

[fenjer]

Oh no! Who crashed V?

Smith - are you on the bar tonight? My glass is empty!

[andrewsmith]

Ey up V, never good!

Iam on the same side as you, just pulling mine myself :lol:
Seaweed Ale for me tonight

[fenjer]

Pffft... I might just have a cuppa, got an exam tomorrow. :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all.:fish:

[Venom]

Oh no! Who crashed V?

Smith - are you on the bar tonight? My glass is empty!

A few people but luckily mountain bike crashes are more forgiving. I did right at the end. Found my bike pointing nose down against a tree, and half way I was stretching my calf when a guy came past, and went round the corner. I heard a lot of swearing, a big crash and more swearing. Turns out he went over the handlebars and took a chunk of skin off his elbow.

[fenjer]

Evening fruity!

[Venom]

Hi fruitaloops! :)

[andrewsmith]

Pffft... I might just have a cuppa, got an exam tomorrow. :(

Aww good luck for tomorrow Jen :hugs:

A few people but luckily mountain bike crashes are more forgiving. I did right at the end. Found my bike pointing nose down against a tree, and half way I was stretching my calf when a guy came past, and went round the corner. I heard a lot of swearing, a big crash and more swearing. Turns out he went over the handlebars and took a chunk of skin off his elbow.

Any hospital trips? :crutches:

Ey up Fruity

[Venom]

Pffft... I might just have a cuppa, got an exam tomorrow. :(

Good luck


Any hospital trips? :crutches:


Not any I saw. Don't really get bad injuries in Cross-Country just scrapes.

[minimorecambe]

Hello one and all :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Going to the out house for a cider, any body want one?

[andrewsmith]

I'll pass
tis one drink that can send me crazzzzy

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'll pass
tis one drink that can send me crazzzzy
Righto - more for me :)

[fenjer]

not for me fruity, thanks.

Hiya MM!

[andrewsmith]

heeeelllllllllooooooooo MM or is it WB impersonating???

[minimorecambe]

Glad to hear that placement is over and done with Jen :D

Its definately me :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

not for me fruity, thanks.

Hiya MM!
Even more for me! :D

[andrewsmith]

you all ok??

May have asked most of you already

[minimorecambe]

Meh, yourself?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Great thanks AS.

Hope everyone is too.
Just going to water the plants & sup my cider.
Back in a few.

[andrewsmith]

Meh, yourself?

Work tomorrow?

Have fun Fruity, got the womble stove sort of working

[minimorecambe]

Yeh Im in work tomorrow :(

[andrewsmith]

cheer up hun

we're all there and I left work for the last time this week @ 3am :smt101

Anyways for the ladies tonight :kiss:
Hi fives and painkillers for the guys

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Got the womble stove sort of working
Whooohoooo!

:smt032

[andrewsmith]

did it with a base of another beer can offset and it was facking hot

[fenjer]

:smt032

I'm watching transformers on Ch4+1 - never seen it before.

[andrewsmith]

cool Jen, enjoying?

I've got Aeon Flux on

[minimorecambe]

I'm watching transformers on Ch4+1 - never seen it before.

Mmmmmm Shia LeBeouf

Ive just watched it :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Both good films IMO - I'm enjoying Worlds craziest fools & then off to bed to watch Family Guy.

[andrewsmith]

got that on series record good laugh

[fenjer]

aye it's good.

so looking forward to my holidays next week!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Right then crazy fools - good night, god bless, time to lay my head to rest.

:makelurve:

[fenjer]

Night Fruity!

[andrewsmith]

anywhere nice Jen?

Laters fruity, don't become one of the MR T hall of shame

[Holdup]

*struts around in the buff*

http://www.vectorstock.com/assets/thumb/511346/binoculars-emoticon-vector.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Night Fruitloop

[fenjer]

I'm off to Berlin for a week. :)

[andrewsmith]

http://www.vectorstock.com/assets/thumb/511346/binoculars-emoticon-vector.jpg

haha too late

I'm off to Berlin for a week. :)

Cool!
You will enjoy that no end I never saw everything I wanted to see in a week :D

[fenjer]

Yup, looking forward to it, went last year for a couple of days, and it just wasnt enough, so we're going back! :)

[Holdup]

First working Sunday in a long time, im shattered

[andrewsmith]

good good!

An orger was there 2 years and still didn't find all the Bars in Berlin

[fenjer]

lol
wont be much bar hopping, will have the wee lass with me. But it'll be good fun nonetheless!

[andrewsmith]

but of course, we did it in November 09 as the Berlin Wall celebrations were starting, it was one of the best weeks away I've had

[Venom]

Mmmmmm Shia LeBeouf

Ive just watched it :)

Mmmm Megan Fox.

[Tara]

morning - i am not in work today falc has been up all night being sick so we've had no sleep

V i hope you had a great night on saturday

[Quedos]

Morning T - give Falc a hug from me!!

I'm trying not to have a heart attack at the size of my to do list

[Tara]

will do Q he's gone back to bed now bless him seafood poisoning urgh

[Quedos]

Eurgh! not good.
how's you anyway - you up for girlie weekend

[Tara]

Oh god damn right I am :D

[andrewsmith]

meh Monday

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-meh.jpg

[fenjer]

Mock Exam = Passed! whoop whoop!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Nice work.

[andrewsmith]

well done Jen :kiss:

[fenjer]

Thanks Chaps! :)

How are you both tonight?

[minimorecambe]

Evening :)

[fenjer]

Hiya MM!

[andrewsmith]

Hiya MM

Not bad just chilling

[minimorecambe]

Hope we are all well.

Well done Jen :) Now do that on the real test aswell :)

[andrewsmith]

Yep good luck for the proper one

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thanks Chaps! :)

How are you both tonight?
Sorry, I popped on to see if the blue pointy i spotted at Matlock was an orger and noticed your outstanding work.

Me and Sarah had a run out after dumping the child at his Nans.
Just got back after a stop off at a mates gaff on the way home.

I love me bike.:smt055

[andrewsmith]

and a beer in hand?

I aint able to sleep, it is too f***ing warm today

[Fruity-ya-ya]

and a beer in hand?

I aint able to sleep, it is too f***ing warm today
Very warm.

Just toying with the idea of a quick round of COD on the ps3 but the Mrs might throw a fit re me getting into bed later & waking her up.:smt098

[fenjer]

you boys are terrible! lol

Thanks MM - yup, just the real thing to do and it's all over!! Looking forward to my holidays first!

[andrewsmith]

whens the real I am?

[fenjer]

either the 30th, 31st of August or 1st or 2nd of September

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Right bedtime for me, night all.

[andrewsmith]

night fruity.

I think I may order an end can tomorrow :cool:

[Quedos]

Morning all

I'll get the kettle on!!
http://files.stv.tv/img/articles/89718-get-baking-fruit-scones-200.jpg

tea and scone already with the call of Ktulu on. So glad I'm in the office on my own today!

[Reeder]

My god! That's a hideous breakfast Q! NAUGHTY!

http://hostedmedia.reimanpub.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/exps27109_TH854207D33D.jpg

Here's my offering.

[Tara]

morning

[Quedos]

Hey T

I tried the jam last night and its scrummy
how are the two boys today

[Tara]

thats great Q I am gonna make some scone tonight when I get in

Much better thank god Falc has gone to work and Ryan is in Nursery and me I made it into work to find my work to do list is as long as yours which made a complete change!

[Quedos]

Okay I know I'm going crazy when I accept the mankini and the unikini but this (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mens-unikini-sexy-lycra-bodysuit-brief-back-swimwear-/330480483737?pt=UK_Men_s_Swimwear&var=&hash=item7dbb839529) is just wrong
( its work friendly)

and why are there more bodysuits for men than women ?!?!?!?!

[Tara]

urgh thats just so wrong

[Quedos]

The new AR wear I think!!

[Tara]

The new AR wear I think!!
At least i won't be there to see it yuk

[Fruity-ya-ya]

That is bizarre. :-B I may have nightmares. :'(

[keithd]

I wore a Mankini on holiday the other week, as a laugh. Man those things are uncomfortable! lol

that is all, carry on

[Viney]

Afternoon Younlings.

Lord D, was it worse then the Maroon Thong?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I need to get my finger out and get to the gym!

[Viney]

I need to get my finger out and get to the gym!
The question is, what is your finger stuck in?

[andrewsmith]

The question is, what is your finger stuck in?

:smt053

must resist suggestions of its location

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh. Dear. God.


TUT!

[andrewsmith]

u ok MBK and V

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not bad. Just letting my lunch settle then off to the gym for an hour or two, then home for shower, dinner and then back to work!

[andrewsmith]

ouch not good

I'm stuck here with an ever increasing pile of paperwork to do

[Milky Bar Kid]

At least I am on annual leave as of 5am tomorrow morning! Although I have to attend court during it but never mind! Hows things with you?

[Reeder]

How long are you off for MBK?
Sorry I didn't speak on facebook last night smithers, I was on my phone.

[Milky Bar Kid]

One set of shifts, which including rest days, means 14 days away from work....minus however many days I end up at court for.