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Meh and all the words the swear filters does not like.
I hate being back in the real world - my world is so much fun!!
L - where is that photo from?? I think I got one similar but looking the other way.
Morning Peeps - anyone got the coffee on???
Who wants some holiday rock to go with it?
Well, according to the song im listening too, its all gravy!
Anyway, morning my little swamprats. I hope that everyone is just fine and dandy.
So the usual :kiss: and bum squeezes to the ladies, and nods to the gentlehooligans of the forum.
And welcome back Q. Missed ya :kiss:
Meh and all the words the swear filters does not like.
I hate being back in the real world - my world is so much fun!!
L - where is that photo from?? I think I got one similar but looking the other way.
Morning Peeps - anyone got the coffee on???
Who wants some holiday rock to go with it?
Hey Q its taken at the rope bridge in Northern Ireland.
And don't worry you shall be back in your world next friday evening! ;)
V! nice bum squeeze... set me up for the day ;)
V nice bum squeeze... set me up for the day ;)Its only as good as the material i work with :lol:
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 08:05 AM
Honey, I'm hooooome!
Honey, I'm hooooome!The worst line to hear when having sex! :lol:
Anyway, best quote of the day for me so far is
"There is the necessity to have two languages - one that you use with your mates and the other that you need in any official capacity. Or you're going to sound like a knob."from Emma thompson.
Article here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11420737
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 08:21 AM
Well, seeing as everyone is rubbish this morning, I may go to sleeps!
minimorecambe
28-09-10, 08:23 AM
I'm happy this morning.
Having a good day - so far. Got another 11 hours for that to change yet though!
MBK - send me a text - your number is in the old phone and its died on me. I need to know when you are coming over
V - missed ya too and hmm bum squeeze - nice.
L - thought it was and yup i got one like that
Friday I can't wait less than two weeks to go still not got the pole up but at least i got new bedding for you all - well they ones that claim the beds that is!!
Morning MM. Can you send me some of your hapiness. Im tired (Sat up watching a film) and grumpy (Always) and not feeling 100% today. Still its tuesday :)
Friday I can't wait less than two weeks to go still not got the pole up but at least i got new bedding for you all - well they ones that claim the beds that is!!
I thought we were all sharing?! :p;)
I thought we were all sharing?! :p;)
:smt026 :shock:
I thought we were all sharing?! :p;)
* in a churchill tone* Oh yes!!:smt047
though not sure who's sharing with who though I have a wee inkling who's going where - that is if we don't get to drunk and fall asleep on the floor!
Whats the flavour of alcohol BTW? I need to buy some
and how much should we charge for the video?
* in a churchill tone* Oh yes!!:smt047
though not sure who's sharing with who though I have a wee inkling who's going where - that is if we don't get to drunk and fall asleep on the floor!
Whats the flavour of alcohol BTW? I need to buy some
and how much should we charge for the video?I'll buy the boradcst rights for lots of money. I'll even come and shoot it if needs must!:smt047
morning - stressed here another stupid journey into work this morning but hey ho i'm i here in one peice so i guess thats a bonus
Why was your journey into work stupid?
Mine was lovely this morning, as I came in an hour early and there was no traffic :)
Why was your journey into work stupid?
Mine was lovely this morning, as I came in an hour early and there was no traffic :)
an hour and a half for a journhey that should take 45 mins andi left later to avoid traffic shouldn't have bothered -never mind wednesday tomorrow and i don't work wednesdays
an hour and a half for a journhey that should take 45 mins andi left later to avoid traffic shouldn't have bothered -never mind wednesday tomorrow and i don't work wednesdaysNor do i...Whats that?...I do...Oh bugger!
'sup reeder.
Morning Hoops :kiss:
Yo v.
Doesnt sound very fun T. I don't envy people who have to travel far for work!
Yo v.
Doesnt sound very fun T. I don't envy people who have to travel far for work!Its only 3 miles she gets lost...a lot ;) *runs and hides* :lol:
Morning everyone from box central.
Its only 3 miles she gets lost...a lot ;) *runs and hides* :lol:
Women...
Hi A - but I think I can beat you with the box central. I work at a box factory...
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 09:43 AM
T - you get my full sympathies huni. I used to have to go from South Wales to London and back every day. Needless to say, I couldn't keep it up for very ong. I didn't have a beautiful little boy to get home to though, so it must be doubly horrible for you :-( Lets hope you can find something closer to home eh? :-)
Today is a grey and drizzly day. Well, I say drizzle, but the cloud hasn't lifted from the top of the hill yet (weird because it's not that big). Funny, well creepy thing was, it was like it last night. Normally I can stand on the balcony and see all the lights from Melksham and Chippenham, but nothing last night. Couldn't even see the lights from next door. It was just blackness...very strange when you can normally see for 15-20 miles.
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 09:43 AM
Oh...and morning V, Reeder and Anna :-)
viney thats wicked (normally i would agree) its 42 miles each way
Thanks GG i hope so too i need something much closer theni don't get stuck in traffic - its the journey thats the most stressful part of my day
anyway thats enough moaning and whinging from me today :D
Nor do i...Whats that?...I do...Oh bugger!
There goes the tea - you work!! with the amount of emails you send!:D
T - whinge away I'm sure it makes us feel better
GG -Hello oh wise chef person!!
Hey anna - box central - sounds fun!
Reeder - Sup?
bored!
boss off soon to work from home!
collegue is working from home as she has a sick daughter!
Just me left to run the department then!
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 09:55 AM
Hey Q :-)
Anna, we still have a room here full of stuff from our move. It's been 6 months and we've not been in there ot get anything, so I think it's going to be sorted soon to be either stuck on ebay, freecycle or go to charity/tip.
I made fresh raviolli last night with salmon and dill pesto and served it with a brown butter sauce. Was LUSH. I could have eaten 10 x what I made, but I was only experimenting :-(
andrewsmith
28-09-10, 09:57 AM
bored aswell.
Done all the shiz in the house think i mite go 2 the gym
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 09:57 AM
bored!
boss off soon to work from home!
collegue is working from home as she has a sick daughter!
Just me left to run the department then!
Well, at least that's two less people to get on your nerves :-)
seems to be grumpy Tuesday here everyone is in a grumpy mood - must be the weather
Hi Q, GG and anyone else I haven't said hi to :D
seems to be grumpy Tuesday here everyone is in a grumpy mood - must be the weather
I actually liked the weather this morning. Misty, grey and not freezing. I find the air nice and fresh, if that makes sense. I like riding in that kind of weather. Im just naturally grumpy...as you know ;)
Morning everyone from box central.Isnt that a cable channel? Morning Anna :kiss:
Oh...and morning V, Reeder and Anna :-)Hey Nigela :kiss:
viney thats wicked (normally i would agree) its 42 miles each wayReally! Blimey, i never knew it was that far. An 80 mile round trip is just not on. Probably costs you what you earn in fuel, but then you know that already! Between you and the waynester, you keep Opec in business!
Isnt that a cable channel? Morning Anna :kiss:
Hey Nigela :kiss:
Really! Blimey, i never knew it was that far. An 80 mile round trip is just not on. Probably costs you what you earn in fuel, but then you know that already! Between you and the waynester, you keep Opec in business!
its ridiculous is what it is - when the boss comes out of his meeting I am going to ask to work from Bracknell mondays and tuesdays
its ridiculous is what it is - when the boss comes out of his meeting I am going to ask to work from Bracknell mondays and tuesdaysYou should work from there all the time or give you a fuel card/pay rise.
You should work from there all the time or give you a fuel card/pay rise.
I know!! we shall see what happens
Has Colin still got his harley? Say that you'll use it to get to work if he dont let you work from Bracknell
reeder... ok box factory only just beats me.
V-man ... no the cable channel here is brit comedy according to Mr Pie.
I am leaving all boxes alone as I havent finished writing this course yet, which still hasnt been confirmed (due to start monday!).
Still have a few more car loads from the old house which might get done tonight.
Young Anna, i know it isnt. There is a cable channel called Comedy Central, and the Box...see what i did ;) Seems that its going ok. I cant believe that the course starts on Monday. Not really condusive to efficent course writing, moving house! However, i'm sure it will be fine :)
There you are. I thought you were hiding :)
me? Why you looking for me?
No i was working sir!
Working, is that what you call it...yeah right :kiss:
:( I was honest! boss isn't going till 1pm so need to look busy ;)
Young Anna, i know it isnt. There is a cable channel called Comedy Central, and the Box...see what i did ;) Seems that its going ok. I cant believe that the course starts on Monday. Not really condusive to efficent course writing, moving house! However, i'm sure it will be fine :)
Love what you did there!
Well lets just see if it goes ahead, no confirmation means I am feeling a little trepidation towards it.
If it does go ahead erm, I will be blagging a lot of it ;)
Good girl. You cant beat a good blag, and lets face it, they are foriegn, so what do they know ;)
johnny depp is filiming pirates of the caribbean 4 at Greenwich today
Is he!?...*swoon* I'll pop down ont he way home and say hi to him for you :)
Is he!?...*swoon* I'll pop down ont he way home and say hi to him for you :)
i'll already be there :D
DOOMED we're all DOOMED
just thought I would share that with you
got to make a noise if I have nothing sensible to say!
minimorecambe
28-09-10, 02:00 PM
2/3 of the way there and no blood has been shed yet! Woop :)
robh539
28-09-10, 02:09 PM
well a manic day, sorting out emails, finishing drawings/designs to keep the kids happy while i am working up north, till friday. im looking forward to the 180 mile drive to work tomorrow morning for the piece :)
well a manic day, sorting out emails, finishing drawings/designs to keep the kids happy while i am working up north, till friday. im looking forward to the 180 mile drive to work tomorrow morning for the peace :)
:)
robh539
28-09-10, 02:15 PM
:)
thx bud :smt021 Home soon I retire to my patch for a lie down ;)
thx bud :smt021 Home soon I retire to my patch for a lie down ;)
Need a massage to relax?
robh539
28-09-10, 02:19 PM
Need a massage to relax?
I'm sightly concerned as to where this is going (I'm not paying either). But yeah or a beer lol
i'll already be there :DExcellent, we can go for a drink after...well, thats if i can prise you off him
I'm sightly concerned as to where this is going (I'm not paying either). But yeah or a beer lol
You dont have to pay honey :kiss:
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 02:38 PM
Ah, that's better. Two CV's done, one to read through, but massiveous email of tips and facilitation examples sent...now for a brew and to go shopping for dinner :-)
Wideboy
28-09-10, 02:41 PM
Cheylington!!! i have commenced workings!! top is pretty much done, will be finished tomorrow ready for spraying
You never seem to have your feet up GG, thats for sure. I have done my month end stuff, entered it on the system, now im going to kick back and read my book. Tomorrow however, will not be as quiet...!
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 02:44 PM
Cheylington!!! i have commenced workings!! top is pretty much done, will be finished tomorrow ready for spraying
Woo....spraying with what?
robh539
28-09-10, 02:46 PM
You dont have to pay honey :kiss:
lmao tart ;)
Wideboy
28-09-10, 02:48 PM
lacquer, make it all shiny
Oi, you two, get-a-room.
lmao tart ;)
You both love it:smt047
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 02:53 PM
Gavinington....I think I luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you :-) xxx
Wideboy
28-09-10, 03:05 PM
does love replace fingers as i just nearly lost one :lol:
wont be doing that again in a hurry, scared the crap out of me :lol:
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 03:08 PM
Please don't shed blood or digits whilst building our table...I'd feel awful...
I'd have to think about it everytime I cleaned it...lol ;-)
Wideboy
28-09-10, 03:11 PM
And no more 3 way fingers with nic anymore!! :(
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 03:25 PM
Morning!
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 03:32 PM
And no more 3 way fingers with nic anymore!! :(
As long as you only lost one or two you would still manage!:smt058
minimorecambe
28-09-10, 03:59 PM
3 hours and counting ............ (and still no blood!)
gruntygiggles
28-09-10, 04:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, three way fingers. I am part of it and I had to read that twice...lol. ;-)
Morning Nic :-)
time for some daydreaming MM to make the time pass?
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 04:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, three way fingers. I am part of it and I had to read that twice...lol. ;-)
Morning Nic :-)
time for some daydreaming MM to make the time pass?
Aye, it wasn't how I read it first time!! I was a bit like :shock: and then read it again an got what he meant!
I hate nightshift.
minimorecambe
28-09-10, 04:10 PM
Aye ill be reet.
I can cope for 3 hours (I think)
If I'm not back by 9pm send out the search party!
robh539
28-09-10, 04:11 PM
I'm glad you understand WB post, I didn't what to ask or comment. Lol
3 hours and counting ............ (and still no blood!)
Good to hear
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 04:12 PM
I'm glad you understand WB post, I didn't what to ask or comment. Lol
LOL! It is honestly not what you think!
And no more 3 way fingers with nic anymore!! :(
Exsqueeze me!... what now? :shock:
Home time.
Bye yall :kiss: to the ladies
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 04:21 PM
I love Gavins fingers V ;)
robh539
28-09-10, 04:26 PM
I believe you nic ;) I'm a gentleman after all.
I love Gavins fingers V ;)Oh My! I'm going for a lay down after that comment..no hang on, i have to ride the bike home.
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 04:28 PM
Oh My! I'm going for a lay down after that comment..no hang on, i have to ride the bike home.
I also love Cheryls too!:smt026
And I am talking about a very innocent thing here...if your dirty mind distorts it...well, tut tut!
andrewsmith
28-09-10, 05:58 PM
I also love Cheryls too!:smt026
And I am talking about a very innocent thing here...if your dirty mind distorts it...well, tut tut!
yes mine did definitely!!!!
but a believe ya's it innocent :)
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 06:13 PM
yes mine did definitely!!!!
but a believe ya's it innocent :)
Ah well, you can dream eh?:smt047
andrewsmith
28-09-10, 06:33 PM
Ah well, you can dream eh?:smt047
lol ;):smt047:smt047
Shellywoozle
28-09-10, 06:47 PM
I love Gavins fingers V ;)
I love a good finger too :-)
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 06:48 PM
I've not experienced your fingers yet Shell!
Shellywoozle
28-09-10, 06:50 PM
I've not experienced your fingers yet Shell!
You had my tongue..... there us plenty if time for my fingers baby x x
andrewsmith
28-09-10, 06:50 PM
this is getting smutty and I aint said out
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 06:50 PM
I certainly did! And I rather enjoyed the tongue...lol! x
Bluepete
28-09-10, 06:58 PM
Google;
Scaring w
LOL!
Pete ;)
Milky Bar Kid
28-09-10, 06:59 PM
Pete, where do you get those?!
Bluepete
28-09-10, 07:09 PM
go to www.google.se (http://www.google.se)
type
i once saw
Pete ;)
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