The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

Hmm, dont know what to have today

dirty burger and chips

[Sally]

I had chicken fillets and chips :p

I also have a banging hangover from last night! :(

And my pre season starts tonight for me, hopefully mean I can lose some weight :)

Also attempting the quit smoking next week too!

Can see that failing miserably.

[SoulKiss]

I had chicken fillets and chips :p

I also have a banging hangover from last night! :(

And my pre season starts tonight for me, hopefully mean I can lose some weight :)

Also attempting the quit smoking next week too!

Can see that failing miserably.

MaccyD's Double Cheeseburger and a pint of Deuchars IPA for me :)

You should try one of those E-Cigs, friend of mine did and that was 10 weeks ago.

[Reeder]

I tried one of those E cigs at the weekend. Was a cherry flavour thing in it. Was cool :D

[andrewsmith]

they are vile!!!!

[Viney]

dirty burger and chipsFunny enough, i did...well, i wouldnt be if i didndt.

Anyway, Wembley's female population has increased by thousands. All the bars seem to be full of women, girls and people that should know better. The reason. Take That at the Stadium! Oh and its currently raining.

Wet T-Shirt comp anyone?

[Reeder]

Can I come stay V?

[SoulKiss]

Funny enough, i did...well, i wouldnt be if i didndt.

Anyway, Wembley's female population has increased by thousands. All the bars seem to be full of women, girls and people that should know better. The reason. Take That at the Stadium! Oh and its currently raining.

Wet T-Shirt comp anyone?

If theres no pics, then it didnt happen?


Take That eh? Shows their standards are low enough you could be in there Viney :p

Hehe

*ducks*

[Viney]

If theres no pics, then it didnt happen?


Take That eh? Shows their standards are low enough you could be in there Viney :p

Hehe

*ducks*
What you talkingboutwillis. I couldnt pull in a brothel :lol:

[anna]

afternoon all *slurps ice cold drink, taking sunnies off*

[Viney]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :kiss:

[anna]

V-mannnnnnnnnnnnnn n nn n n

[andrewsmith]

*screams*



*runs through starkers*

[Wideboy]

......... didn't see anything

[andrewsmith]

stop sleeping then

alright mate

[Wideboy]

not bad, yourself?

and i can confirm my sv speedo is working correctly, now i need clock lights

[andrewsmith]

can't complain. Just stiff from ze gym

Want a set of 'S' clocks? £60 rubels

[Holdup]

Bargain at £1.34

Ill take 10

[Wideboy]

no dont need any, sell me the bulbs

[Wideboy]

its gaymes

[andrewsmith]

Bargain at £1.34

Ill take 10

okayyyy

that £600 english Rubels Please Sir

[Holdup]

Hello WB

and £13.40 smith?

ill take 5

[andrewsmith]

okay
Russski!!

600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000.99 Yen please

[Wideboy]

now this is just getting silly, how do you expect to sell it at that price

[andrewsmith]

being silly!

Need to get me arsh into gear and get stuff on fleabay

[minimorecambe]

Hello boys :smt058

[andrewsmith]

helloo MM :)

:kiss:

[Holdup]

day off tomorrow :D

[minimorecambe]

How are you Andy?

Hi James :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

Hello Helen :smt120

[andrewsmith]

not bad, stiff!

Roll on 3am Sunday morn

[minimorecambe]

Wish I was off tomorrow. The wife is moving away and its her goodbye meal tomorrow and Im going to miss it :(

[Holdup]

That sucks

[andrewsmith]

Where's she off MM

[munkygunn182]

evening all

[Holdup]

aiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[minimorecambe]

Only to Blackpool but she has always lived up the road for the last 22 years of my life.

[minimorecambe]

Hi Craigy baby :D

[munkygunn182]

Craigy baby? Well... i could get used to that! :p

How we all doing?

[andrewsmith]

not nice.
Is it the ur friend we all drooled over a while back?


Hi craig

[munkygunn182]

Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiithers!

[Holdup]

tut fine

[andrewsmith]

alllllllllllllllllllllllrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeet?

[minimorecambe]

Craigy baby? Well... i could get used to that! :p

How we all doing?

Lol its what my friend Craig is known to me as.

not nice.
Is it the ur friend we all drooled over a while back?


Hi craig

Yes that is the wife :p

[andrewsmith]

lol

Can have her number?

[munkygunn182]

lol

Can have her number?

Me too! .... Smithers of course has first dibs as per forum etiquette :p

[minimorecambe]

NO!! She is mine

[andrewsmith]

Gavin!!!

Three's a crowd :lol:



http://www.katzy.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/runaway!.gif

[minimorecambe]

He knows his place when it comes to me and Nic

[andrewsmith]

in the cupboard?
gagged, chained and blindfolded?

[Wideboy]

i get to watch!

[minimorecambe]

I cant deny that

[andrewsmith]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0810/dirty-old-man-cubby-demotivational-poster-1224180539.jpg

[Tara]

morning

[SoulKiss]

Morning Tara - hows things?

And morning to the rest of you bunch, when you get here that is :p

[andrewsmith]

meh

heads battered after 75 minutes
30 mins of it on the phone to the boss

[Tara]

hey things are good i actually have a job to do and its going to take me two weeks to do it which is when i leave the company :D

[Holdup]

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning

[andrewsmith]

hey things are good i actually have a job to do and its going to take me two weeks to do it which is when i leave the company :D

result!


Morning James

[Viney]

Whoop Whoop its da sound of da police..

Annnyway, morning children. Hope you are behaving yourselves?

As for T and MM, good morning ladies :kiss:

Today is my last day for a week as i is off next week woohoo.

[Quedos]

Morning - just. I am back in place of work and spouting case law at everyone - Its cool!

I a;so got a grant of 2.7k for another project of mine - which means more work but hey least I'm doing something

MORNING! HUGS all round - except V;)

[SoulKiss]

Morning - just. I am back in place of work and spouting case law at everyone - Its cool!

I a;so got a grant of 2.7k for another project of mine - which means more work but hey least I'm doing something

MORNING! HUGS all round - except V;)

Can I have V's hug too ? :)

Morning Q :)

[Quedos]

Okay double hugs for you SK - How is you BTW?? settling in well?

[andrewsmith]

hola Q

[Quedos]

Hey Smithy!!! (((((hug))))))))

[andrewsmith]

:p Cheers Q

roll on 5pm then FFS 6pm and pass out exhausted at 3.30 am

[Viney]

I dont need Q's hugs anyway *Wanders off dragging feet on the ground*

Anyway enough of this frivolity, its LUNCHTIME...now, what to have today?

[andrewsmith]

very dirty burger?

Wiped on the cooks backside for good measure

[Quedos]

Its only cos yyou get special hugs V and don't want everyone getting jealous!

Enjoy your suasage and mash!!

I got cream of chicken soup with crackers followed by Cherries, strawberries and cream!!!

[andrewsmith]

Egg mayo for lunch
Muffin for desert

Fish n chips with curry sauce for tea
I'll be dead by the morning form Cholesterol poisoning

[Tara]

i am at home :cool:

[Quedos]

Not fair

[Viney]

Its only cos yyou get special hugs V and don't want everyone getting jealous!

Enjoy your suasage and mash!!

I got cream of chicken soup with crackers followed by Cherries, strawberries and cream!!!How did you know i was having Sausage and Mash? Spooky! I had beans as well.

now, i have an hour before i have to go the 'the other office' what should i do?

[Quedos]

You can answer me a question! why did my previous post not remain in capitals?

[Viney]

Dont know

Oh yeah(that wsa in captials), erm, we dont allow shouty posts? Ask TSM in forums issues

[Quedos]

Hmm -not sure what you can do for an hour?
Dwon load katy P's ET vid and send it to me or you could research some Belly dancing costumes for me!

[Viney]

Na. I have eaten 2 jam doughnuts instead. I cant download stuff at work :(

[andrewsmith]

i'm bored at work :(

[BernardBikerchick]

there is something so satisfying about changing my password at work to i hatethisjob !!!! hahaha love it so cleansing somehow !! and i shall just keep adding a 1 to the end of it !!! no hacking please ! hahaaha i'd love to be the IT boff that gets to see all my passwords hahaha !:smt077:smt077:smt077

[BernardBikerchick]

i am at home :cool:


I am jealous T !

[Viney]

there is something so satisfying about changing my password at work to i hatethisjob !!!! hahaha love it so cleansing somehow !! and i shall just keep adding a 1 to the end of it !!! no hacking please ! hahaaha i'd love to be the IT boff that gets to see all my passwords hahaha !:smt077:smt077:smt077there was a story about a Barclays customer doing something similar like ihatethibank, then something stronger. Someone with in the company changed his passwords to other things and he ende up suing the bank IIRC.

At least you dont have to work in Wembley!

[BernardBikerchick]

very true V - i'm lucky with a 4 mile journey at least ! i couldn't do the commute at all - three days killed me going to a training course ! i cannot wait for the day when i can walk in smile and hand my resignation in hmmmm lovely thought !

[Viney]

Ok, rub it in...4 mile journey! 46 mile round trip for moi.

Anyway im off hom...erm, the the other office and off next week *Does a little jig*

[andrewsmith]

6 mile each way for me :cool:

But i'm borrrred

[BernardBikerchick]

Ok, rub it in...4 mile journey! 46 mile round trip for moi.

Anyway im off hom...erm, the the other office and off next week *Does a little jig*


jammy git ... well you are getting on a bit now though so you need your rest hehe !!
have fab weekend V !

[SoulKiss]

Heya BBC - we'll have to terrorise Ikea again sometime :)

Let me know which night next week would be good to finally come visit :)

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/01072011069.jpg

[Quedos]

Yup you are bored!!

[Quedos]

Hey Fruity!!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hey Fruity!!!
Hey Q :sunny:

[andrewsmith]

well I is offski's

Time for tea and my t'other job :(

Tooodles

[Fruity-ya-ya]

well I is offski's

Time for tea and my t'other job :(

Tooodles
Byeeeee AS

I'm just about to drop the Mrs off to a hen do so me & my boy are having a curry & dvd night!
=D>

[Quedos]

I want KFC

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning org.

I want KFC
Did you get your greasy bucket Q?

My curry was rubbish but at least watching cartoons on dvd with the little man made up for it.

[munkygunn182]

Happy weekend all!

[fenjer]

finished the placement from hell!

*happy dance*

*falls down drunk*

[Venom]

finished the placement from hell!

*happy dance*

*falls down drunk*

Grats!

[fenjer]

thanks Venom. tbh the relief of it hasnt really sunk in... lol

[Venom]

I'm in a tent in Shropshire and it's dark :(

[Venom]

You should go out and celebrate