The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

chokolit*

sup ananana

[Dave20046]

I want chocolate.

I've had a bar o galaxy sat under my monitor for about 6 weeks now.dunno what's wrong with me :smt102



argh just bought something on ebay for £90, that's about the average price they've been going for. One I was also watching just sold for £53

****ers

[Milky Bar Kid]

chokolit*

sup ananana

I read that as chokeonit......


snarf!

[Wideboy]

that is disgusting?!, why on earth would you think that?!

[anna]

hey WB ... i have been mainly doing naff all today, although still have some electrics to fix that I managed to break.

[Wideboy]

that's nice, but why was that comment directed at me?

;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

that is disgusting?!, why on earth would you think that?!

You sir, are a knob!!! :smt091:cat:

[anna]

hands up who likes my new avatar (ignoring WB now!)

[Wideboy]

You sir, are a knob!!! :smt091:cat:

oh right :smt090im hurt

[Wideboy]

hands up who likes my new avatar (ignoring WB now!)

but i read it, so i wasnt ignored

yeah its nice i take it you made it

[minimorecambe]

Whats it made of Anna?

[anna]

yeh .. I made it, Im taking photos at the minute of the new christmas ones ive made for my new website.

[anna]

Whats it made of Anna?

something called FIMO its just coloured modelling soft clay that you bake and goes hard

[minimorecambe]

:)

I used to do a lot of ceramics when I had the time.

[Holdup]

Wicked wicked

[Milky Bar Kid]

oh right :smt090im hurt

We've been through this before....no, you're not!!:thumright:

[Wideboy]

yeh .. I made it, Im taking photos at the minute of the new christmas ones ive made for my new website. looks good, can you make edible ones? oh man that would be so cool!

We've been through this before....no, you're not!!:thumright:
i am :cry:

[minimorecambe]

looks good, can you make edible ones? oh man that would be so cool!

Im sure you could eat them, not sure if it would do you any good though :sick:

[anna]

looks good, can you make edible ones? oh man that would be so cool!


i am :cry:

I know people make this stuff from icing sugar so im sure I could if i had the right materials, but would be gutted to see them eaten after all that effort.

[minimorecambe]

Seriously what is it with the frigging christmas adverts - SOD OFF!!!!!

[Holdup]

Some one take these m & m's away before i eat the whole packet

again...

[Holdup]

Seriously what is it with the frigging christmas adverts - SOD OFF!!!!!

54 days

[minimorecambe]

54 days

Bah Humbug :thumbdown:

[Holdup]

54 days

[minimorecambe]

You, James, will be getting coal if you carry on!!

[Holdup]

54 days, 2 hrs and 42 minutes

[Wideboy]

till what?

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/coal_400x266.jpg

[Holdup]

till what?

25th December

Some strange reason work is closed that day

[minimorecambe]

I get to work a lovely 12 hour shift on that day

[minimorecambe]

Helen wants a hedgehog

That is all

[Holdup]

unlucky

[andrewsmith]

54 days

http://bigandtalltshirts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/bah_humbug.jpg

[minimorecambe]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/bah%20humbug/grasshopperkel/bah_humbug.gif

:stupid:

[DarrenSV650S]

Gym done. Stomach feeling very dodgy so just had 4 rennies, 2 slices of toast and I'm now working my way through a packet of butter biscuits. That should sort it

[Holdup]

m and m's

[minimorecambe]

:smt006 mmmmmmmmmmmm dust

Im getting ****ed off with Itunes.
They dont have the song that I want :(

[andrewsmith]

just found out I'm doing my IAM test tomorrow.

Now ****ting bricks

[minimorecambe]

just found out I'm doing my IAM test tomorrow.

Now ****ting bricks

You will be fine :smt058

[DarrenSV650S]

Why are you worried?

[anna]

mmmmm I just had apple crumble mmmmmmm

[Holdup]

yuck

[minimorecambe]

mmmmmm apple and cinnamon crumble.
I meant to make that the other day and didnt!

[andrewsmith]

Why are you worried?

speed mate. Speedo aint calibrated right

[Holdup]

Any one watching channel 4?

that place is 15 minutes away from me, quality people :D

[Wideboy]

dont need a speedo

i just had some toast, loadsa butta!!!

[minimorecambe]

I should stop singing, my throat is starting to hurt!
At least I will be ****ing the neighbours off :D

I am going to watch it at 10pm HU

[DarrenSV650S]

speed mate. Speedo aint calibrated right

Oh dear. Sit at the back :p

Haven't you got a satnav you could stick in a tank bag?

[Holdup]

Once youve watched it, come down and ill give you the guided tour

Ill even show you where the hookers hang out as a special treat

[minimorecambe]

Oooh I might take you up on that offer :p :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

Well the offers there ;)

[andrewsmith]

Oh dear. Sit at the back :p

Haven't you got a satnav you could stick in a tank bag?

well its roughly reading 3mph below actual so just keeping the pace down

the joy of the 4th gear ratio's on a curvy 4k is 40, 5k is 50 etc..

[Holdup]

I dont get it

why are you worried about the calibration :confused:

[DarrenSV650S]

well its roughly reading 3mph below actual so just keeping the pace down

the joy of the 4th gear ratio's on a curvy 4k is 40, 5k is 50 etc..

Oh I thought you meant it wasn't working at all. 3mph doesn't matter

[andrewsmith]

my speedo under-reads for fun and have already had a warning about it

[Holdup]

cus its a curvey

[minimorecambe]

cus its a curvey

;)

[Wideboy]

my speedo i all over the place, doesnt read anywehre near right....... passes mot so i dont care

[andrewsmith]

nope rotas fubar'ed and I aint chancing stripping it

[andrewsmith]

my speedo i all over the place, doesnt read anywehre near right....... passes mot so i dont care

yep not a req

neither is a rear plate light. Undertrays going on :D

[Holdup]

my speedo i all over the place, doesnt read anywehre near right....... passes mot so i dont care

Cus you dont need a speedo for MOT

Yep, its a curvey, wish i got a pointy :(

k

[Wideboy]

Cus you dont need a speedo for MOT






oh really!!?? no ****, **** me thats why my bike passed the MOT then, i never knew that..........

[Holdup]

Dodgy mot'er?

[andrewsmith]

Curvies and carbs are the best

Well thank you for comment on my tastes :cool:

[Wideboy]

eh? are what you smoking james? your going round in circles

[DarrenSV650S]

em yes you do need a speedo

[andrewsmith]

but calibration ain't checked

[Wideboy]

em yes you do need a speedo
yeah you need one lawfully, but not to pass the MOT

[Holdup]

em yes you do need a speedo

No

[andrewsmith]

I bow to Gavs modding skills

haha wtf going on

[Holdup]

Well thank you for comment on my tastes :cool:

haha wtf going on

...

doosh

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh

[Wideboy]

my bike is totally legal, completely

i just have the magnets round the wrong way, cant be arsed to pix it tho

[Holdup]

with that quiet exhaust yea

[Wideboy]

james your ghey

[Holdup]

no im not

[Wideboy]

afraid so, the interwebs has said so

[Holdup]

no

[Wideboy]

it has james, the interwebs has spoken so it must be true

you are ghey

[Holdup]

nope

[minimorecambe]

Enough!!!

:smt079

[DarrenSV650S]

chicken fajitas

[Wideboy]

apple pie

[minimorecambe]

dust

[DarrenSV650S]

anyone? no?

[andrewsmith]

cheese

[minimorecambe]

anyone? no?

:winner:

[minimorecambe]

cheese


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[andrewsmith]

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

[Holdup]

say again

[minimorecambe]

Well this conversation is so great I may have to try very hard to pull myself away from it...........

[Holdup]

im going to bed any way so

night

[minimorecambe]

Night James xxx

[DarrenSV650S]

My stomach is still angry with me :(

[minimorecambe]

My stomach is still angry with me :(

:smt056 You need a hot water bottle

[DarrenSV650S]

:smt056 You need a hot water bottle

No I don't, I need some stuff to come out either end of me

[minimorecambe]

Shove your fingers down your throat and I will post you some senna!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

When I was on the treadmill earlier I was seriously tempted to go outside and make myself puke.

[minimorecambe]

Why you feeling crap?

[DarrenSV650S]

God knows. Maybe ate too much crap at the weekend

or maybe too much cider