The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Reeder]

Keith d's other post disappeared?

[Wideboy]

Good morning guys and girls :smt058

Hello hello hello hello Helen

[Quedos]

Yeah I noticed that - what did i do wrong:smt089




going to come and join you in the naughty corner R

[Reeder]

What a bast ard.
The tea's now coming up to the boil though Q :D

[keithd]

Keith d's other post disappeared?

i was lowering the tone so deleted it. plus it wasnt up to my usual incredibly high standards

[Reeder]

So you don't want to be in a sandwich with me?

[keithd]

So you don't want to be in a sandwich with me?

will we be using extra light mayonaise?

[Reeder]

No. I like it dry.

[Geodude]

*High fives reeder* ;)

[Reeder]

*HIGH FIVEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I would like to announce to everyone that Geodude is a good man.
That is all :D

[Geodude]

*HIGH FIVEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I would like to announce to everyone that Geodude is a good man.
That is all :D
:oops: You too man you too :D

[Reeder]

We best be careful, people will talk ;)

[Tara]

bored

[Quedos]

i was lowering the tone so deleted it. plus it wasnt up to my usual incredibly high standards

So you don't want to be in a sandwich with me?

so it is me then!!:(

[keithd]

so it is me then!!:(

i just want you for myself Q. not sharing with Reedy. Sorry

[Viney]

3,000+ posts in, i think i'll make my 3rd contribution. and im behind Tara, couldnt think of a nicer place to be... :)The legend returns. Welcome oh dark lard of humour.

I just got a nice new Dell Latitude i5 laptop courtesy of Xerox. Oh yeah baby i rock.

[keithd]

The legend returns. Welcome oh dark lard of humour.

I just got a nice new Dell Latitude i5 laptop courtesy of Xerox. Oh yeah baby i rock.

sounds like technology to me.

im rubbish with technology, i never leave spotify on pause as i dont want to wear out the record im playing

[Reeder]

but spotify is digital?

[Viney]

sounds like technology to me.

im rubbish with technology, i never leave spotify on pause as i dont want to wear out the record im playing
Some say that you are confused by light switches. Yes its technical, but free so alls cool by the pool.

[keithd]

but spotify is digital?

yes, do try to keep up :D

[Reeder]

Lol I'm funny aren't I ;)

[Dave20046]

No

[Reeder]

Shut up Dave.

[munkygunn182]

Lol I'm funny aren't I ;)

Funny looking

[Reeder]

Shut up Kreg

[hindle8907]

evening all

"Hi Homoer"

[munkygunn182]

How goes?

[hindle8907]

Not to bad thanks :D

[Wideboy]

**** sake, 42 quid to stick my old car on autotrader........... 42 fooking quid!! best bluddy sell

[Milky Bar Kid]

My arms are like lead! Mega sesh at the gym!

[hindle8907]

**** sake, 42 quid to stick my old car on autotrader........... 42 fooking quid!! best bluddy sell

rip off. :reaper:

[munkygunn182]

I need to get myself back in about the gym... get that beach body n all that :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

my beach body is still there

rip off. :reaper:
yeah, i've had to increase the price 75% no to cover it :smt016

[munkygunn182]

my beach body is still there

I've got a 6 pack, its just shy

[minimorecambe]

Evining you ignorant lot

[munkygunn182]

Evening helen, hows you? I resent the ignorant thing tho!

[minimorecambe]

Im not bad Craig, yourself?

[munkygunn182]

Yeah i'm good :) making wee adjustments to my CV before i send it off. Hows your world of work going?

[minimorecambe]

I wont start telling you how work is going because I will be here all night moaning :)

[munkygunn182]

Haha, that tells me all I need to know :p

[Wideboy]

so then

[munkygunn182]

so then
and after

[Wideboy]

well then

[minimorecambe]

Will soon be spring :D :flower:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Will soon be spring :D :flower:

Was snowing here today.....

[Shellywoozle]

All a load of To$$

There thats all thank you for listening !

[andrewsmith]

meh

knackered

[Milky Bar Kid]

Shell! Replay to your FB mail much??? No, thought not! lol!!!

[Wideboy]

15 degrees here when i clocked off work, forking mint :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am struggling to even lift my laptop tonight! How sore are my arms gonna be tomorrow....no pain no gain!

[munkygunn182]

My town looks like its in the alps!

[minimorecambe]

Was snowing here today.....

Ooooh :-?

15 degrees here when i clocked off work, forking mint :)

Meh

[Wideboy]

can i just say....... 15 degrees?

[andrewsmith]

My town looks like its in the alps!

thats where my shipment exploded over :lol:

WB shut up, stop teasing.
I'll have sunburn in Scotland next weekend

[Milky Bar Kid]

can i just say....... 15 degrees?

Meh, you are practically French though!

[Wideboy]

well yeah but 15 degrees

[minimorecambe]

well yeah but 15 degrees

:smt021:smt021:smt021

[Dave20046]

****, thought it was thursday for a sec then :(

[Dave20046]

My town looks like its in the alps!

Whenever I go to scotland I want to live there, but nay longer - ****ing hate snow (in excess)

[Shellywoozle]

Shell! Replay to your FB mail much??? No, thought not! lol!!!

Eh ??? i forgot password wont let me on tonight .... phone dead so cant android it

[andrewsmith]

well yeah but 15 degrees

:smt021:smt021:smt021

:reaper::reaper::reaper:

:smt071:smt071:smt071

[minimorecambe]

I concur

[minimorecambe]

All a load of To$$

There thats all thank you for listening !

****, thought it was thursday for a sec then :(

Was snowing here today.....

meh

knackered

Hi everyone - as not to be rude :)

[Dave20046]

Hi everyone - as not to be rude :)

Love the selection of enthused, joyful posts there MM

'ola!

[minimorecambe]

It catches the vibe of the thread nicely I think :p

[andrewsmith]

hiya MM

u ok?

[Wideboy]

its mostly in the day time in here, i find everyone so cliquey all the time, the regulars don't want to talk to you and they ignore people coming in and saying hello...... its pretty rude if you ask me and im am a rude person, even a rude boy

but im not that rude, well not deliberately

[minimorecambe]

its mostly in the day time in here, i find everyone so cliquey all the time, the regulars don't want to talk to you and they ignore people coming in and saying hello...... its pretty rude if you ask me and im am a rude person, even a rude boy

but im not that rude, well not deliberately

For once I agree with you

[Wideboy]

:smt037






:eek:

[andrewsmith]

its mostly in the day time in here, i find everyone so cliquey all the time, the regulars don't want to talk to you and they ignore people coming in and saying hello...... its pretty rude if you ask me and im am a rude person, even a rude boy

but im not that rude, well not deliberately

For once I agree with you

:smt037

:eek:

sadly do agreeee.
i appear and disappear on here during the day with the job a do

[minimorecambe]

sadly do agreeee.
i appear and disappear on here during the day with the job a do

Just a reply from people actively posting to acknowlede your exsistance would be nice every now and then :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

sorry if i've ignored you during the day MM x

[minimorecambe]

Oh no, I dont want apologies. :)
I am just saying what I think

[Wideboy]

no beat the crap out of him helen

you should be ashamed smith.... ASHAMED!!!!



but no its not you

[andrewsmith]

no beat the crap out of him helen

you should be ashamed smith.... ASHAMED!!!!



but no its not you

If you can find me :p

[Dave20046]

sorry if i've ignored you during the day MM x

I'm not:smt101

[Milky Bar Kid]

MM, WB - the megathread has changed a lot during the day. I will only really say hello now then disappear off and do other things. Hardly any converstation...we miss Lily!!!

If I don't reply, it's normally cause I haven't seen your post until waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay after you posted it!

[Wideboy]

no i just don't bother posting in here at all, reeder and viney are the only ones that every reply

[Geodude]

Dont post often in here as im not up on the etiquette (and old :() so howdoo to the IB crew ;)

[Dave20046]

no i just don't bother posting in here at all, reeder and viney are the only ones that every reply

pfft and only one of them is worth hearing from

[Milky Bar Kid]

So is it me that you are having the dig at? Like I said, only reason I never reply is because I will post and then not see megathread again for ages.

[Wideboy]

Dont post often in here as im not up on the etiquette (and old :() so howdoo to the IB crew ;) hello, the evening lot are much more better

pfft and only one of them is worth hearing from
but your never on her during the day time :(

[andrewsmith]

anyways

am off to bed.
Night all

[Wideboy]

So is it me that you are having the dig at? Like I said, only reason I never reply is because I will post and then not see megathread again for ages.


ermm noooo :confused: where the feeb have you gotten that from?!

[Wideboy]

anyways

am off to bed.
Night all
night andy

[minimorecambe]

Night Andy :smt058

[Dave20046]

I reckon most people'll just be like MBK, meself including - pop in for a quick burst of randomness/stress relief but don't have time to commit to a convo with someone :( I'd feel ruder being like 'hi how are ya', then them answering and asking me something and then me disappearing.

Remember when we had that conversation about wood Widey? Thems were the days.

[Dave20046]

night smiffy!

[Wideboy]

ahh yes them were the days, quite a mighty conversation about wood we had

[Dave20046]

yep I showed you mine and you showed me yours , happy memories

Fixed the over-reading mileometer in the beemer yet?

[Milky Bar Kid]

ermm noooo :confused: where the feeb have you gotten that from?!

Ignore me. I misread something! My brain hurts and I am tired. Women who are tired with hurty brains sometimes read things wrong and get all defensive.:smt101

[Wideboy]

PAH! you wish!, servicing it at the weekend so should get a little more more!

[Dave20046]

Ignore me. I misread something! My brain hurts and I am tired. Women who are tired with hurty brains sometimes read things wrong and get all defensive.:smt101

Most women I know must have hurts brains all de time :smt037

[Geodude]

hello, the evening lot are much more better
Cheers for the hello WB and hello to all you night shift idle banterers on here. :)

[Wideboy]

Ignore me. I misread something! My brain hurts and I am tired. Women who are tired with hurty brains sometimes read things wrong and get all defensive.:smt101
i do, as im a clique all to myself :D

[Dave20046]

PAH! you wish!, servicing it at the weekend so should get a little more more!

I can't fecking believe it, I was chuffed with my new golf I was like wow I've done 300 miles off £55 and it's not even empty yet...then I read your pi$$ing facebook.
meh well still muchos better than me old clungewagon

[Milky Bar Kid]

Most women I know must have hurts brains all de time :smt037

Women who are tired with hurty brains also tend to be violent......

Cheers for the hello WB and hello to all you night shift idle banterers on here. :)

Yo dude!

i do, as im a clique all to myself :D

See advice given to Dave above....

[Dave20046]

Cheers for the hello WB and hello to all you night shift idle banterers on here. :)

oops soz graveler , missed your post.

evening. Got any pics of you on your old scoot? :D

[Wideboy]

I can't fecking believe it, I was chuffed with my new golf I was like wow I've done 300 miles off £55 and it's not even empty yet...then I read your pi$$ing facebook.
meh well still muchos better than me old clungewagon

what are you getting out of yours? yours should be good on fuel

[Bibio]

evnin my lovelys