The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Viney]

Hey Nic Nac. Are your Milky bar powers suffereing a bit?

[Milky Bar Kid]

half way through the week though you are nearly done!!

Thank fook! Final fitness test tomorrow so will REALLY need to dig in to get through it!

Hey Nic Nac. Are your Milky bar powers suffereing a bit?

Yeh, lil' bit. It's quite good fun but there is a lot to take in and its extremely physical so you are both mental and physically exhausted by the end of the day.

[Wideboy]

tssk i thought BMW's were meant to be quick

evening all

[Viney]

Car insurance renewal just hit the door mat. Guess what i'll be doning this evening

[lily]

I'm home! :-D Just waiting for my drew

[Tara]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pret and only pret !!!
nope starbucks all the way love white hot chocolate with whipped cream

can you tell i didn;t get it after all that still theres always the weekend

back to work tomorrow

[Tara]

just poured a glass of wine and gonna have it once i have bathed ryan been a long day

[Viney]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Direct line:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:£1821: lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Comedians

[Tara]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Direct line:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:£1821: lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Comedians
lol superb

[Drew Carey]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Direct line:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:£1821: lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Comedians

Hahahahahahahah that is funny.

[Wideboy]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Direct line:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:£1821: lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Comedians

what is it?

i just had £1000 on a 518i...... cant remember how many no claims i have tho :confused:

[robh539]

evening all. we all good?

[Wideboy]

tut, there goes the neighbourhood

[robh539]

lol cheeky bugger. :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

how be roberto?

[robh539]

not to bad dude, and with you?

[Wideboy]

meh same old same old

[robh539]

roll on the weekend :) should be a nice one too

[Wideboy]

yeah me 2, i should be going on a car hunt

[robh539]

what ya getting nice??????

[Wideboy]

BWM 318 E36.... but alot of them advertised are sh!tters with mega high miles

[Wideboy]

or a 316

[robh539]

nice motors, i nearly brought a 320 just before i learnt to ride. glad I didnt know lovely car tho.

[Wideboy]

i dont want anything to thirsty, there's a nice 318 with 70k but its 169 miles away, usually wouldn't bother me but i'd like to know precisely where it is as if its just in the Midlands it would take long to get to as its all motorway, rather than having to go along A roads west or east

[robh539]

in the midlands you say, you got a link?

[Wideboy]

why no i duno where it is just says 169 miles, and no as i'll be phoning up at the weekend lol

[robh539]

lol fair enough, it prob be there still. As its more than likely on bricks ;)

[Wideboy]

thats probably why its cheap

[robh539]

Ye will have a spanking car, is it the new shape ?

[Wideboy]

nay, only spending about 2k, still want that bike lol...... but my astra is getting boring now and i cant make up my mind on what bike so i'll swap cars now and wait until winter to get another bike

[Specialone]

I was gonna type the bike i think you want but know you moaned last time so i didnt.
Buy a vw instead, more car for your money and you wont be hated by everybody else on the road.

[Viney]

what is it?

i just had £1000 on a 518i...... cant remember how many no claims i have tho :confused:My 1997 Volvo S40 which to date has cost me no more than £430 to insure. My renewal is favourable, i was just looking round to see if there was a better deal and Direct line, the jokers, came up with that. I have 10 yr NCB

[Wideboy]

I was gonna type the bike i think you want but know you moaned last time so i didnt.
Buy a vw instead, more car for your money and you wont be hated by everybody else on the road.

thats why i want a beemer, dont want a scooby as that would make me to much of a ***** :lol:
My 1997 Volvo S40 which to date has cost me no more than £430 to insure. My renewal is favourable, i was just looking round to see if there was a better deal and Direct line, the jokers, came up with that. I have 10 yr NCB
yeah i'd say that was a tad pricey

[Holdup]

Good eve

[andrewsmith]

evening all

WB beemers are for c**ks i dont like them!

[Viney]

WB beemers are for c**ks Suit him down to the ground then :)

Morning Funk Soul Brothers and Sisters

[robh539]

Good morning Mr V and everyone else that's still sleeping

[lily]

Morning!

[Viney]

Morning Lily :kiss:

Rob *nods in a manly kinda way*

[lily]

if drew pop's in he isn't in a good mood!

[Viney]

Has dave from the strip club caught up with him?

[lily]

nope he has lost his shoes for cycling and they could be either in my brother in law's car, with the hockey coach, at the training clubs lost property or just gone!

[robh539]

that a $#!! I hope he finds it.

... nods back

[Wideboy]

evening all

WB beemers are for c**ks i dont like them!

Suit him down to the ground then :)

Morning Funk Soul Brothers and Sisters

See above, i'd have a scooby if they weren't a ridiculous group 20 on insurance that cannot be justified. i must act on impulse, im such an indecisive barsteward, i've been looking for a new bike for 3 years, but i still dont know what i want :(

and morning all

[robh539]

morning WB

3 years thats a long time mate.

[lily]

See above, i'd have a scooby if they weren't a ridiculous group 20 on insurance that cannot be justified. i must act on impulse, im such an indecisive barsteward, i've been looking for a new bike for 3 years, but i still dont know what i want :(

and morning all

Yay you admit it!

Morning, I'm bored at work today so send me the details you want for a car and I'll do some searching!


On the shoe front we are down to just the coach not in any other of the places! :( Thats £50 down the drain!

[gruntygiggles]

They'll turn up Lily...I hope :-)

Morning everyone. I had lost 10lbs since the AR when I checked on Tuesday and amazingly have lost another 2 lbs since then, so today is a good day and I will be back on the cross trainer later again :-)

[lily]

That's great cheryl! x

[Wideboy]

Yay you admit it!

Morning, I'm bored at work today so send me the details you want for a car and I'll do some searching!


On the shoe front we are down to just the coach not in any other of the places! :( Thats £50 down the drain!
Ok i'll txt you zee details
They'll turn up Lily...I hope :-)

Morning everyone. I had lost 10lbs since the AR when I checked on Tuesday and amazingly have lost another 2 lbs since then, so today is a good day and I will be back on the cross trainer later again :-)
thats good, i've cut back also as im getting a belly coming on, just my sarnys for work now

[robh539]

nice one GG.

lilly find WB a fiat 500 ;)

[lily]

lilly find WB a fiat 500 ;)

but the new ones are nice! :D

[Wideboy]

I dont want no fiat crap, i'd like to drive places not sit by the road waiting for recovery

[robh539]

but the new ones are nice! :D
nio the old ones :)

I dont want no fiat crap, i'd like to drive places not sit by the road waiting for recovery
my fiats great, cheap to run and insure. never sits at the side of the road. (i get towed to and from work) ;)

[Viney]

They'll turn up Lily...I hope :-)

Morning everyone. I had lost 10lbs since the AR when I checked on Tuesday and amazingly have lost another 2 lbs since then, so today is a good day and I will be back on the cross trainer later again :-)Excellent news my fluffy bunnykins.

[Viney]

I dont want no fiat crap, i'd like to drive places not sit by the road waiting for recovery
:lol: Thats the old days. The new 500 is a wicked car.

Get a golf gti

[Drew Carey]

:-( that is all.

[Tara]

whats up Drew?

morning all been here and hour and already bored done my expenses had a drink boss organised a meeting for my lunch hour so going the pub for an hour before he arrives

and normal T service has resumed

[gruntygiggles]

Awww T, were you ok after leaving Ryan?

[robh539]

agree I would love a new 500 abarth :)

GTi is not a bad call.

[Drew Carey]

whats up Drew?


Lost a pair of £55 cycle shoes that I've had two weeks.

[Tara]

Awww T, were you ok after leaving Ryan?
no not really can't really talk about it without welling up but i will be OK apparently he has gone to nursery this morning but screamed again - he will be OK not sur ei will be tho lol

thats rubbish Drew :(

[Wideboy]

Cant really see it propperly on here linseed, will look when one gets home

[Amanda]

Morning organs!

Just about to do an R&G order if anyone wants anything??

[lily]

alright my lover! (that's to gavino)

morning amanda... i'm good thanks

[gruntygiggles]

no not really can't really talk about it without welling up but i will be OK apparently he has gone to nursery this morning but screamed again - he will be OK not sur ei will be tho lol

thats rubbish Drew :(


:(:smt056:grouphug:

Yes, he will be fine when he gets into the routine hun and so will you. I know that doesn't help much now though :-(

[Wideboy]

Afternoon amandar

[lily]

Lost a pair of £55 cycle shoes that I've had two weeks.

no you haven't your coach has them! :D

[Drew Carey]

no you haven't your coach has them! :D

At least we know they are now found. Happy Days. However....yes I am a twonk for leaving them in the first place. :-(

[robh539]

nice one drew :)

[Tara]

:(:smt056:grouphug:

Yes, he will be fine when he gets into the routine hun and so will you. I know that doesn't help much now though :-(
i know he will it was such a wrench this morning tho but he's OK he had toast at nursery and ate his breakfast so he must be feeling better so that helps plus i'm off to the pub for lunch :D before my meeting iwht the boss

at least you have them Drew

[Viney]

Morning organs!

Just about to do an R&G order if anyone wants anything??Another free pair of bungs wouldnt go a miss :)

[lily]

whoop.... currently winning tickets for Alton Towers on ebay at pennies!

[robh539]

whoop.... currently winning tickets for Alton Towers on ebay at pennies!

no way, whats the id no. ;)

good luck

[lily]

no way, whats the id no. ;)

good luck

nope! You can't take them! :(

there is loads on there tho, for different dates as its the sun offer that people can't use the tickets, pick your date and away you go..... weekdays are cheaper

[robh539]

I don't really want them, blackpool is the place for me. The big one is awesome.

[Wideboy]

Luncheon timinton

yep, So then.....

[Viney]

My one is awesome.Really. Stop boasting!

[robh539]

lmao

well now that you mention it .....

[lily]

lmao

well now that you mention it .....

gsxr1000 :-dd

[robh539]

gsxr1000 :-dd

lilly lmao

nice try im getting a R125 now. ;)

[Drew Carey]

Rob, Streetbike just called me back. No-where near enough round the traders. What I need to pay the finance is approx £200 less than the retail, hence not enough mark up for them. They were only offering £1800 max!!!

[robh539]

Rob, Streetbike just called me back. No-where near enough round the traders. What I need to pay the finance is approx £200 less than the retail, hence not enough mark up for them. They were only offering £1800 max!!!

no way, there normaly get good prices for selling bikes on that way. my mate shifted his fazer thou 3/4 wks ago that way.

thats a kick in the balls, as you know the dealers put a grand on it min.

sorry to hear that dude. you put in the trader?

[Drew Carey]

Nah, don't want to if I can help it. You advertise it at like £15, if it doesn't sell, you've wasted the money after the 6 week period its listed.

My best mate is still interested, so will bide my time. Otherwise I will just re-tax it and sell it in the spring.

[gruntygiggles]

:-( I have just found 4 wasp nests in the garden while picking up poo in preparation for mowing the lawn this afternoon. It's is baking hot here, but I am going to be wearing jeans, wellies, long sleeved top, riding or biking gloves and my bike helmet with coldkiller tucked in, so hopefully, despite the number of wasps and the anger they will have for me when the mower vibrates over the top of their nests, I will survive unscathed.

Think I'll shut the dogs in the house too. Wish me luck, will be going in about 30 mins!

[Viney]

Hey Hotstuff, can we have a photo of that please?

[lily]

:-(

good luck mummy cheryl!

I know you don't like hurting living things, but are you going to get somebody in to sort them out?

[robh539]

:-(

good luck mummy cheryl!

I know you don't like hurting living things, but are you going to get somebody in to sort them out?

Very best of luck to you GG.

You can try what my family do to them, moles and other such nastys. 2 stroke engine running with hose pipe shoved in the hole for 30 mins.

The moles left in the end. wasps dead.

[gruntygiggles]

:-(

good luck mummy cheryl!

I know you don't like hurting living things, but are you going to get somebody in to sort them out?

No point now...they'll be gone in a few weeks anyway, but yeh, next year I might get them sorted before they become a problem. Just had a Muntjac deer in the bottom of the garden. There have been three young ones in the field next to the house for the last 30 minutes going nuts nd running around without a care in the world, quite strange for such timid animals. One just managed to get in the garden, run around a little and go back to join it's buddies in the field. I think they may have been munching on the old magic mushrooms!

[gruntygiggles]

Very best of luck to you GG.

You can try what my family do to them, moles and other such nastys. 2 stroke engine running with hose pipe shoved in the hole for 30 mins.

The moles left in the end. wasps dead.

After what my uncle did to himself, don't think I can stomach that one, but I can certainly understand it working.

I'm just gonna hope for the best and if I get stung, hope it's not too many times!

[robh539]

:-(

good luck mummy cheryl!

I know you don't like hurting living things, but are you going to get somebody in to sort them out?

After what my uncle did to himself, don't think I can stomach that one, but I can certainly understand it working.

I'm just gonna hope for the best and if I get stung, hope it's not too many times!

sorry to hear that.

have hose pipe ready to go for a garden shower. priton or such like.

fair play to the dear for having a good time ;)

[gruntygiggles]

sorry to hear that.

have hose pipe ready to go for a garden shower. priton or such like.

fair play to the dear for having a good time ;)

You weren't to know, so neh bother.

Going to have the dogs shut in their room so that if and when I need to make a run for the house, I won't trip over them trying to run in OR let all the wasps in as I'm telling them all to get out the bleedin way...lol

[Reeder]

Hi guys!

[Reeder]

*sigh*

[gruntygiggles]

Hi Reeder....I'm back off to continue mowing the garden now, but someone will be along soon I'm sure :-)

[lily]

hey!

I've just won 2 tickets for alton towers for one of the days in october on our holiday for £10.37! :-D

[Viney]

Bargin can i come?

[Reeder]

8-[ and me

[lily]

Bargin can i come?

8-[ and me

2 tickets!

For me and drew?!

unless you can take him on to win his ticket! ;)

[Viney]

Pah, what, the man mounta..erm blamange. No worries. What ride shall we go on 1st Lily?

[lily]

The rapids! I Love them