The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[munkygunn182]

Yay, im only just back from my neighbours... 3 and a half hours!

[Reeder]

Japan!

[minimorecambe]

I'm still awake :(

[Reeder]

I'm still Japanese

[minimorecambe]

Good to hear that you havnt changed :)

[Bibio]

thought you were going to bed MM?

[lily]

Morning

*opens the curtains and puts the kettle on*

[Quedos]

Thanks L! tea is just what I need. up late this morning so brekkie at desk. Its freezing up here.
sitting here shivering at my desk - so unfair!!!
but
it does look like it going to be a fine sunny day!

[Viney]

Good morning Ladies :kiss:

[Quedos]

*in primary schoolgirl voice*
good morning mr V man...

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)
The sun is shining, I am still in bed and do not intend to move from here any time soon :D

[Quedos]

you can off people really quickly - thanks helen:smt071

Morning BTW!!

[minimorecambe]

Sorry Q....

But this is my only day off this week until Monday.

[Viney]

*in primary schoolgirl voice*
good morning mr V man...Is it wrong to be aroused by that?:smt103

Morning Helen :kiss:

[lily]

wow people have arrived, and I have just fed my excuse for being late in on friday to my boss!

[Viney]

Which is?

Hi Boss, sorry im going to be in late, i am divorcing my husband as he wont stop playing C.O.D black ops and apprently he only married me for my cooking ;)

[lily]

Which is?

Hi Boss, sorry im going to be in late, i am divorcing my husband as he wont stop playing C.O.D black ops and apprently he only married me for my cooking ;)

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (tho that is true!)

I'm taking my parents to the airport as my dad is taking my mummy away for her birthday! :love:

[minimorecambe]

I wish someone would take me away for my birthday! I'm having to take myself away next year :(

[gruntygiggles]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (tho that is true!)

I'm taking my parents to the airport as my dad is taking my mummy away for her birthday! :love:

LILY!!!!! I am ashamed and proud in equal measure...lol

Morning all xxx

[Wideboy]

good morning, one is writing from ones humble abode, as one got cut up 5 times on the way to work, arrived to then spend 15 mins trying to find somewhere to park, found a spot about a mile away, one couldn't be ar$ed to them walk in and stand about so one as come home and one is of to the pub later with ones old student homeboys that one hasn't seen for a while

[gruntygiggles]

Sounds like you had an interesting morning Gav!

[minimorecambe]

Morning GG and Gav :smt039

[Quedos]

Sorry Q....

But this is my only day off this week until Monday.

it alright I jest. I'm going to be asking for friday off anyway

Is it wrong to be aroused by that?:smt103



you don't really need to ask that do you?:rolleyes:

[Quedos]

Morning GG and Gav

[Wideboy]

yes, much profanity was said in the past hour and some P*** in a master that cut me up got alot of it!! even looked at me in the face before pulling across

[lily]

LILY!!!!! I am ashamed and proud in equal measure...lol

Morning all xxx

Why thank you!

Best thing is, if they want to see me again.... I have to collect my parents! ;)

[Drew Carey]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (tho that is true!)

I'm taking my parents to the airport as my dad is taking my mummy away for her birthday! :love:

You are learning well my padawan. lol. :D

Morning all. Mwah to the org.

[Wideboy]

hello drewton oh and everyone

[Quedos]

squashy q hugs back at you Drew!!

[Wideboy]

your not going to "humph" him?

[Reeder]

Japan

[Wideboy]

napaj!

[Quedos]

Gav it was a hmmph and no they are for you only!

and canada

[andrewsmith]

Morning and

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[Reeder]

Im upset with life.
It's cold, I have loads of things I need to spend money on all at once, my job is boring and Black Ops is a bit poo.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning.

Reeder, I don't think Black Ops is poo, it's just that I'm poo at it.

[Viney]

I wish someone would take me away for my birthday! I'm having to take myself away next year :(Whens your birthday?

[minimorecambe]

Morning MBK, Andy and Reeder :smt039

Whens your birthday?

May

[benji106]

morning all, feeling very fuzzy headed today, my mate phoned me at 8.40 to say he was running a bit late and would be round to pick me up in 10 mins. Good job he did really, gave me 10 mins to drag myself out of bed, get a shower and get dressed. I am officially incapable of going out for a couple of pints.

[Holdup]

Sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun!!

I really cba but my bike needs a wash so better do that

Morning every one any ways

[minimorecambe]

Right I better drag my ass out of bed, get some grub, put my leathers on and go play :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Holdup]

:shock:





;)

[andrewsmith]

now HU grow up.

That would be another material :lol:

[andrewsmith]

now HU grow up.

That would be another material :lol:

[Holdup]

PVC?

[minimorecambe]

*shakes head disapprovingly*

[Quedos]

now HU grow up.

That would be another material :lol:

PVC?

PVC is so last year - latex is the way to go esp the spray on:smt103

Anyone want to take me away for my birthday then. somewhere with a bit of heat not much to ask - just 3 nights will be fine:D - even a log cabin with an open fire would be nice

one day i'll go away for my birthday

[Viney]

Morning MBK, Andy and Reeder :smt039



MayThats no good. move it to July and come to Barcelona with me for my 40th!

Q - Log cabin, Fire! :smt103

[minimorecambe]

I am taking myself to Miami for my birthday Viney :)
Barcelona is one of the places that I really want to go to though.

[Quedos]

Q - Log cabin, Fire! :smt103

yeah and!!

it also comes with a hot tub, sheepskin rugs and snow. its to far in the middle of nowhere for the GCH!

Barcelona is cracking - love the markets and living statues though spent hours at Gaudi park. You have to get a go car though

MM - miami sounds cracking - I want to get a tat done at Miami Ink

[lily]

back! :D

I have just been well and trully stamped on during my appraisal! :(

[minimorecambe]

yeah and!!

it also comes with a hot tub, sheepskin rugs and snow. its to far in the middle of nowhere for the GCH!

Barcelona is cracking - love the markets and living statues though spent hours at Gaudi park. You have to get a go car though

MM - miami sounds cracking - I want to get a tat done at Miami Ink

We are going to a log cabin like that for my sisters hen do :)

I would love a tattoo done by Chris Garver but I will settle for a squeeze of Ami's bum ;)

[minimorecambe]

back! :D

I have just been well and trully stamped on during my appraisal! :(

Ahh no :( :grouphug:

[Quedos]

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

let me at him!!!:evil::evil::evil:

[lily]

Ahh no :( :grouphug:

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

let me at him!!!:evil::evil::evil:

thanks...alright just need to think I could soon be leaving you... then you will know how much you will struggle! :p

Shhhh Q- She ;)

[Quedos]

yeah i forgot - but hey that means a cat fight!! MIEOW!

[andrewsmith]

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

let me at him!!!:evil::evil::evil:

For some reason I've read this and thought Scrappy Doo

http://www.davemckee.us/scrappy_doo.gif

[gruntygiggles]

Lily, that's poo! What did she say?

[Viney]

Barcelona is cracking - love the markets and living statues though spent hours at Gaudi park. You have to get a go car thoughA Go Car? I hope to do all that :) Not really a fan of the living statue crap. Get enough of that in london.

MM - miami sounds cracking - I want to get a tat done at Miami InkMy mate Tel, had half a sleeve done by London ink.

Im going to have a tat done by monsters inc.

[Quedos]

monster inc?

wouldn't go to London Ink - they are all a bunch of T*****

MM - ami's bum - hmmmmmm though i have a soft spot for Yogi!

[minimorecambe]

Hehe Yoji is cute :p
My Dad has met Ami, he is a really nice guy :)

I'm not a fan of London Ink. The tattoos arnt the best IMO

[Quedos]

Not what you mean MM - though I would love a portrait done by Kat

[Viney]

Q, monster inc, the film..sorry, bad attempt at humour...but lets not that stop me :lol:

My mates is pretty darn good if you ask me.

As for Tatoo's. I personaly cant stand them. I would never have one thank you.

[Holdup]

Back

Bike washed (sort of...)

Scottoiler sorted (hopefully...)

[Wideboy]

sup homeboys and home girls.... i love my sv :D still puts a smile on this lads face

and seen some peeps i've not seen in nearly a year

[Holdup]

Why arent you at work?

[Wideboy]

because there is none

[Holdup]

well thats carp

[minimorecambe]

My house is cleanand tidy and the bike hasnt left the cabin :-?

Might have a lie down, I feel a headache brewing

[Reeder]

Talking about carp... I want a new fishing rod.

[andrewsmith]

reeder crap (sorry carp) fishing is borrrrring

[Wideboy]

it not in the summer kicking back with beers....... i used to do it loads, i would float fish whilst waiting for the alarms to go off, i really should start int eh summer but i dont know anything about teh systems

[andrewsmith]

TBH its a while since I've fished but I preferred sea and tidal river fishing

[Venom]

Gav!
:love: :smt060 :smt054 :smt050 :smt049 :smt055 :makelurve: :safe:

[Reeder]

As Gay said, it's lovely in summer.
I have only ever float fished so far. Quite wanting to get a quiver tip now though. Alarms in cheating, you don't need to be looking or concentrating.

[minimorecambe]

My toes are numb...............

[Wideboy]

yes yes hello venom

[Wideboy]

As Gay said, it's lovely in summer.
I have only ever float fished so far. Quite wanting to get a quiver tip now though. Alarms in cheating, you don't need to be looking or concentrating.

thats why i float in between :p

[Venom]

yes yes hello venom

:smt039

[Reeder]

Biggest fish?

[Wideboy]

never bothered weighing them, i had a carp a while back probably just under a foot and half

[minimorecambe]

About a foot long koi carp :)






Caught with a net out of my pond......

[Venom]

never bothered weighing them, i had a carp a while back probably just under a foot and half

typo? and I don't want to know your toilet habits!!! :puker:

[Wideboy]

About a foot long koi carp :)






Caught with a net out of my pond......
haha i used to do the same when i was a kid, my dad used to go mad
typo? and I don't want to know your toilet habits!!! :puker:
it was like having a little baby of my own :(

[minimorecambe]

Yeh cant say Pops was impressed!!
No fishing for me now though because the stupid Heron kept eating my fishies so we got rid of the pond :(

[Reeder]

Shoot the heron

[Venom]

Shoot the heron

Stop The Pigeon!!!

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[minimorecambe]

Shoot the heron

My Dad came very close to doing just that!

[Reeder]

I used to shoot the pigeons in my garden :)

[Wideboy]

just put a net over the pond, we had hering problems....... "he dont coma round ere no more"

[anna]

afternoon all:smt039

[Wideboy]

anananananana anananananana ANNA!!!

[minimorecambe]

There was a gazebo type thing over it but it got damaged.

Garden is bigger without that pond anyway :) Just need to get rid of the other pond now!!!

[minimorecambe]

Hey Anna :)

[Venom]

bananana!!

[anna]

hey guys, I got a new swish haircut today........ but thats about as far as my exciting day went.

[Reeder]

I havent had a haircut in ages...

*runs off to take a pic*

[Venom]

hey guys, I got a new swish haircut today........ but thats about as far as my exciting day went.

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[anna]

no you really dont want pictures of my ugly mug

[Reeder]

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