The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[BernardBikerchick]

Reeder how do you know ya in the naughty corner !??!

[Reeder]

Reeder how do you know ya in the naughty corner !??!

Well the corner I'm sitting in has its own supply of lube and dirty mags, so I kinda assumed it was the naughty corner... :mrgreen:

[Sally]

I bet you're still going out drinking tonight though Sally?

Yeah and tomorrow!

Mates coming up from Dundee tonight, so am taking her for a night out in Aberdeen!

Then got my mates 19th tomorrow, so out in town again...

Can't wait, finished work in less than 2 hours :D

Nearly time for :drunken:

[Reeder]

I wish I finished early on a friday :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I wish I finished early on a friday :(
Stop moaning, there are those without a job to finish early from.

[Reeder]

I was not moaning, I was mearly saying. SHUSH YOU!

[Sally]

I wish I finished early on a friday :(

I did extra hours during the week, since there's no overtime :( at the minute I just leave earlier on a friday!

Would rather have the coin though :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I was not moaning, I was mearly saying. SHUSH YOU!
LOL :smt019

Sorry, had a parent moment, like when I catch myself saying 'eat up your food, there are people starving' or 'move away from the t.v. or your eyes will hurt'.

[Bibio]

afnoon pretties.

its sunny now but windy. but its crunchie day and that means i get out tomorrow... yey.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

afnoon pretties.

its sunny now but windy. but its crunchie day and that means i get out tomorrow... yey.
Howdy all,

Overcast here but not raining (yet).

Knee is not fixed but loads better, gonna have a spin on the bike (5 weeks limping so far) Sat.

Looked at her this afternoon and she was covered in salt (argh).

Quick tickle & fitted my Tutoro oiler.

Watching Spiderman 1, 2 & 3 with the boy.
He normally gets dragged round Meadowhall with his Mum & Granma but he wanted 'to stay with his Dad' (watch dvd's).

[Reeder]

DVDs rule!

[allantheboss]

Reeder likes bum

[Sally]

DVDs rule!

I raise you with...

A female 'friend' coming over to 'watch a DVD' ;) :cheers:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I raise you with...

A female 'friend' coming over to 'watch a DVD' ;) :cheers:
Winner! :cool:

[Reeder]

Haha too true Sally. We ALL know that coming over to watch a DVD is code for sexy times :)

[munkygunn182]

absolute winner, picked a dvd to not watch? :p

[Reeder]

Yeah, way to kill the thread Craig.

[Sally]

What you need is a girl to come over for a DVD night without a DVD...

That's when you know she's a keeper! :p ;)

[Reeder]

What you need is a girl to come over for a DVD night without a DVD...

That's when you know she's a keeper! :p ;)

Or just a one nighter :D

[sv4me]

Been "working" from home today,i.e sitting around in my pants catching up with things i've sky+'d, waiting for some deliveries. ADT guy showed up, then FEDEX then Jewsons. All 3 were bikers :D

Must have spent half an hour having the same conversation with each of them! The 18st jewsons guy wanted a sit on my ninja. My poor suspension :smt022

[Reeder]

Shoulda told him to get ****ed.

[sv4me]

I told him he better not get it wedged between his @ss cheeks. Luckily he found it funny and didnt pummel me :mrgreen:

[Reeder]

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

HOME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll probably next post on here either very hung over or very drunk :) Bye xxxxxxxx

[Holdup]

:mrgreen: :D :smt040

I been out motorcycling :D:D:D:D

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/thtumbleweed.gif

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers..

[andrewsmith]

Evening bib u ok?

[Bibio]

me? yup. i'm fine.... well same as usual really. nothing new, nothing exiting just getting anxious about start of season.

[andrewsmith]

need to get a decent hooky signal to watch it. What time is it on sunday morn

[Bibio]

ermmmm. not the racing season lol... the biking season. hopefully 2 weeks and my new leathers will be here, well at the ingleston bike show...

[andrewsmith]

ur getting the scott made to measures?

The route Peteco took you is mental on the bike pheasants and hairpins :D

[Bibio]

yup. i have no option but MTM as i'm short and fat so nothing and i mean nothing fits me OTP. i even have to get clothes altered. its not cheep being my shape.

5' feck all
44''chest
38-40'' waist
25'' inside leg

yes i'm funny looking but at least i give people something to laugh about which leaves other poor souls alone.

[andrewsmith]

Mate that made me chuckle, but can see what your coming from.

Berlin's leathers had about 2 cows in them last year

[Bibio]

yup he is a big laddy...

one of the mates that passed away recently was 6'11''. we used to get some funny looks out and about. made us chuckle. and yes he used to use me as a leaning post when we were ****ed.

[munkygunn182]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

[Bibio]

evnin Craigieboy...

[andrewsmith]

yup he is a big laddy...

one of the mates that passed away recently was 6'11''. we used to get some funny looks out and about. made us chuckle. and yes he used to use me as a leaning post when we were ****ed.

aye lost a canny bit so far, he's aiming for 15 st for march now.

I can imagine , my mate is 5'4" and a muslim, he used to put up with us doing things like that. Give him his dues he was a socialite and helped me sort meself out when a went nuts couple of yr back


Ey up Munky

[Bibio]

well i think i'll go chill with the sprogs and watch a movie.

[andrewsmith]

enjoy mate

[munkygunn182]

how goes all?

[Bibio]

later peeps.

[andrewsmith]

how goes all?

not bad mate

Almost wasted on 3 beers :(


Later Biblo

[munkygunn182]

bye bibs

just in from a wee blast... feels soooo good

[andrewsmith]

mine will live sometime tomorrow- i hope

[Reeder]

So, I've had a few :D

[Sally]

Had 2 hours sleep, left my alarm for work on (doh) then couldn;t get back to sleep!

Soo I am rough as sh!t, tired lyk fu(k...

Whats a man to do?

1pm start in the local... Yeah sounds about right :drunken:

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm looking for a trance mix, it's called pulse and thunder, it's by Day V Lately

[Holdup]

Its ok,
Im good,
Lets Go!

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until we pass out.

[andrewsmith]

waaasssssssssssssssssssssssssup

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey Andy. I'm xboxing, and it hasn't blown up yet!

[andrewsmith]

nice!

Just been out for me tea, got another new battery to try on the bike tomorrow, so hopefully it should live

[DarrenSV650S]

Has it just died over winter?

[andrewsmith]

muller it by not trickle charging it over winter, and the new sealed MF's need a optimate to charge it

[DarrenSV650S]

Ahh. I've had my battery on the optimate all winter


Xbox just blew up :(

[andrewsmith]

not good mate!

I give the guys where i got it from their dues they swapped it with the last proper mix up acid battery for a £5

Overheat again?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yep. I had given up on it and haven't used it for a few weeks but just thought I'd give it a go. Should really buy a new one

[andrewsmith]

mate if your not working cash is more important in other places

[DarrenSV650S]

I know it sucks. There's a few bits I want for the sv but can't just now. Car and bike tax run out on monday, so not sure what to do with them.

Have you got a job now?

[andrewsmith]

aye, but it look like the contracts over mid-march as its agency work until 260 site surveys are complete

Just have to see what comes next as I've decided on a carreer that as aint guaranteeed

[Bluefish]

how do, mine lives outside all year, and as long as i start it once a month then it starts first time, had tdm befor that had an alarm on it now i was forever bumping that, lol.

[andrewsmith]

mine lives in hurricane alley of my yard!

Just it was average temperature outside of -9c for a month up North North

[Holdup]

Just been out for me tea

Dinner you ****wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey btw

[Dave20046]

Hold-up na na na na naaaaaa
it's the H-O-double L,D , up

[andrewsmith]

Dinner you ****wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey btw

:smt098:smt098:smt098:smt098:smt098

[Holdup]

yo d to the a to the v e izzle

[Dave20046]

guess I gotta get up now :(


seizure all later folkswagons

[Holdup]

im going to wash my bike which was clean on monday...

see ya laterz also

[Viney]

Well Doris enjoyed her 70th birthday on the M4 today amidst the torrential rain. Bless her. Heres to another 10000 trouble free miles :)

[andrewsmith]

Bloody hell

makes my bike look young. 10,089 miles when it eventually screamed into life this fine evening

[Viney]

:lol: I reckon that it would have been 80k if it had been on the road for all of its 10 years. Doing the math, with accidents, and working where i didnt commute, it worked out about a year off the road also if petrol was a tad cheaper,t hen i would be doing more pleasure miles.

Still shes been and still is a great bike.

[andrewsmith]

still not bad.

mine sat in a garage for 7 years until I got me hands on it

[minimorecambe]

Morning :D

[andrewsmith]

Monday MM u ok?

:kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Yeh Im not too bad fankingyoo

Yourself?

[andrewsmith]

not bad, just wanting the weekend again :(

[minimorecambe]

I dont want the weekend again because I will be working it :(

[andrewsmith]

aw not good :(

money though, am working next saturday when a can't be CBA

[Quedos]

Morning

its is a fine sunny but freeeeeeeeezzing day again!

Hot drinks all round

[Viney]

Morning Ladles and jellyspoons.

Special :kiss: for Q and MM

Has anyone got a new set of legs they could fedex to me. Mine seem to feel like they belong to someone else. God im unfit, and it was only a trip to Wales.

[Quedos]

http://static.letsbuyit.com/filer/images/uk/products/original/127/68/ladies-1-pair-pretty-polly-absolute-legs-glossy-tights-with-patterned-bikini-brief-in-2-colours-nude-12768030.jpeg or http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/58832/58832,1278751727,1/stock-photo-muscled-legs-of-a-male-model-on-white-background-56893402.jpg

[Reeder]

Wow, legs this early on!
I think I need to go back to bed.

[Viney]

:lol:

[Quedos]

http://www.gbposters.com/images/gbposters-com/lightbox/b7f7/01458.jpg

[Quedos]

HEY V MAN

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/great-legs-turn-ons-day-demotivational-poster-1271428922.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ahhhh home sweet home!

[Quedos]

where's you been MBK

[Milky Bar Kid]

Edinburgh. went to the rugby!

[Holdup]

http://www.rosaceagroup.org/The_Rosacea_Forum/images/smilies/emo-Tumbleweed_Emote_V2_0-1.gif

[andrewsmith]

zzzzzzzzzz

[allantheboss]

Hello. My name is Mr. TheBoss and I am new around here. You can all call me Allan/Emperor if you'd like though. Please portray to me your upmost levels of banter.

[Bibio]

good evening Mr TheBoss i see by your post that you are the dominating type so i put a question to you

do you want to go camping?

[allantheboss]

I do like camping, yes. Why?

[andrewsmith]

Bib

I'm posting that tray tomorrow!

[allantheboss]

I do enjoy a good bit of camp. Are you offering some camp for a night or two?

[Bibio]

well i'm sure that is you speak to Reeder he will happily let you dominate him while camping :smt040

on a side note is bloody quiet in here tonight.

[Bibio]

post away young man post away. i'll get it fettled at the weekend. now remember DRAWINGS. cant do nowt if i dont understand what you want.

[minimorecambe]

How do y'all :)

[andrewsmith]

it is!

Mr Reeder is lord to his own hence the thread questioning his sexuality

[Bibio]

ooooohhhh look they are all coming out the wood work.

evnin organs and Helen.

[minimorecambe]

I have been lurking :)

How are we?