The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

no its all working, just bearings are shot in the water pump and i got a free weekend so going to do it all on sat. going to get it in to ECU debug mode thingy so it can tell me the mass airflow censor is kaput, i want to know for sure before buying one

[munkygunn182]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ra8293x0kw

Anyone fancy a mosh? :)

[Sally]

I have a long list :p

Start naming ;)

[Holdup]

Im going to do it :D

[minimorecambe]

Start naming ;)

I will save my list for Santa next Christmas :)

Im going to do it :D

Do what?

[Holdup]

I will save my list for Santa next Christmas :)



Do what?

dunno why i said that :-s

you will shortly recieve a pm though :D

[minimorecambe]

dunno why i said that :-s

you will shortly recieve a pm though :D

Ooh I am intrigued :-?

[Wideboy]

so you applied for that job then james?

[Milky Bar Kid]

fedup.com

[munkygunn182]

Sup MBK?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Stuff. And lack of sleep, surprise surprise!

[munkygunn182]

Stuff... how specific :P. Im away out to play some pool the now, phones on tho :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Have fun. Cheers but you know what I'm like about texting!

[Holdup]

so you applied for that job then james?

shut up

and no

[minimorecambe]

Hi Nic :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hey Helen. x

[andrewsmith]

Evening rabble!!

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 Andy

You still struggling to sleep Nic?

[Milky Bar Kid]

:smt039 Andy

You still struggling to sleep Nic?

Affirmative. Been nearly two years now. :(

[andrewsmith]

Hiya MM u ok?

Nic, that is not good. Has it been diagnosed?

[minimorecambe]

Affirmative. Been nearly two years now. :(

That sucks :(
My body seems to have pretty much sorted itself out now.

Hiya MM u ok?

Nic, that is not good. Has it been diagnosed?

Im good thanks love :) Yourself??

[andrewsmith]

not too bad. On the job hunt like a woman scorned

[minimorecambe]

Ditto :)

[andrewsmith]

new year new job?
New year, WB controlling the MM's profile

[minimorecambe]

New year, new job, new me :)

Just sick of this job and the people I work with.
Sure I will find something else soon :)

[andrewsmith]

u will.

Its a job until you get something else, tis the way I look at it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hiya MM u ok?

Nic, that is not good. Has it been diagnosed?

Nah Dr's suck, don't go near them anymore.

That sucks :(
My body seems to have pretty much sorted itself out now.



Im good thanks love :) Yourself??

Lucky you. So annoying though, somedays I can hardly function.

[andrewsmith]

MBK thats fair enuf.

Research Sleepapina (i think thats the spelling)

[Milky Bar Kid]

That's when you stop breathing or breathe irregularly in your sleep...why am I googling it??? Do you have it?

I am an insomniac.

[andrewsmith]

nope, but friend had it through being a fat c***

I recommend the Faithless technique

[Wideboy]

guess what.....

[andrewsmith]

guess what.....

your pregnant? :lol:

[Wideboy]

yes

[minimorecambe]

:-?

[andrewsmith]

u sure your not need a massive dump!

9A5N3S7pMI0

[Wideboy]

royal mail are going to die

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all

royal mail are going to die

My wifes best mate will be pleased as her ex-husband works for the-man (not a salt of the earth postie niether)

[andrewsmith]

what you waiting for

[Wideboy]

Evening all



My wifes best mate will be pleased as her ex-husband works for the-man (not a salt of the earth postie niether) you can inform them that this person will be crapping his teath

what you waiting for
i posted something yesterday as i'd been sent the wrong one, got 15 days to make the return and just tracked it for it to say "being returned to sender"

[minimorecambe]

Hi Fruit loop :smt039

royal mail are going to die

:smt008

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am going to get drunk tomorrow night. Yay!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi Fruit loop :smt039



:smt008
Howdy!
:kiss:

[minimorecambe]

How are you and the family?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I am going to get drunk tomorrow night. Yay!
Nice work, I'm on call after tonight so making the most of it.
Homebrew Blackberry wine is taking a pounding.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How are you and the family?
Great, Sams fourth birthday Friday.
I'm supposed to be wrapping his presents right now.
Sarah is explaining what the plan is & I'm nodding while typing this!

[Holdup]

dont you know about the bird?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

dont you know about the bird?
Eh?

[andrewsmith]

Nice work, I'm on call after tonight so making the most of it.
Homebrew Blackberry wine is taking a pounding.

Will this result?

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/MPWheeler/drunk_cat_passed_out1.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Its the word

[andrewsmith]

dont you know about the bird?

James Shut it!!!

[minimorecambe]

I think you should all leave James alone!

[Holdup]

Eh?

See below

Its the word

James Shut it!!!

everybody knows that the bird is the word

[Holdup]

I think you should all leave James alone!

i am going to treasure this for ever :smt058

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Will this result?

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/MPWheeler/drunk_cat_passed_out1.jpg
OH yeah!

The wrapping will be a bit shoddy but he'll rip it off in seconds anyway.

[minimorecambe]

i am going to treasure this for ever :smt058

:D

[Wideboy]

james shut up

[minimorecambe]

james shut up

:smt075

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nice work, I'm on call after tonight so making the most of it.
Homebrew Blackberry wine is taking a pounding.

Not getting drunk tomorrow night now, doing it on Saturday instead!

[andrewsmith]

Not getting drunk tomorrow night now, doing it on Saturday instead!

Still a good plan!

[Wideboy]

:smt075
he needs to learn

[minimorecambe]

he needs to learn

You need to shush

[Wideboy]

no

wwaaalalalaalalalblbalablbalablbalbalabmlamlamlama lmalmaamalma

[Holdup]

:smt075

:D

he needs to learn

:smt046

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNFcOiPn5Dkq_mBvm9wNYZ4XSax5v2j W4CRm3CXGuYr8GNkCSziw
Not getting drunk tomorrow night now, doing it on Saturday instead!
Will we be needing one of these?

[minimorecambe]

no

wwaaalalalaalalalblbalablbalablbalbalabmlamlamlama lmalmaamalma

:rolleyes:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Gave blood this morning, the homebrew is doing it's thang!

[Milky Bar Kid]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNFcOiPn5Dkq_mBvm9wNYZ4XSax5v2j W4CRm3CXGuYr8GNkCSziw

Will we be needing one of these?

Hopefully not. Sure I could improvise with a pair of pants if I do....! lol!

[andrewsmith]

Hopefully not. Sure I could improvise with a pair of pants if I do....! lol!

like so?

http://media.bakersfieldnow.com/images/080531_thong_robbers.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Pretty much !!!!! :D

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

http://files.myopera.com/themugs/blog/lamp-or-thong01.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lol, seen that before!

[andrewsmith]

trying to see who thinks the worst

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:smt039 I did.

[Holdup]

damn you smith!

[Wideboy]

shut up james

[Holdup]

shut up gavin

[minimorecambe]

shut up gavin

:stupid:

[andrewsmith]

Shut it james!!















Shut it Gavin!!

[andrewsmith]

damn you smith!

Fruity HU

Fail!!

[Holdup]

:stupid:

oi!

:cry:

Shut it james!!















Shut it Gavin!!

Shut up Andrew

[andrewsmith]

I told you first!!!

[minimorecambe]

oi!

:cry:


Sorry sweetie :smt058

[Holdup]

:lol:

http://files.myopera.com/themugs/blog/lamp-or-thong01.jpg

trying to see who thinks the worst

damn you smith!

Fruity HU

Fail!!

....

yes you do

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Keep thinking it's a crotch shot even though I know it's not.
Must be the wine/lack of blood.

Going to bed - can't take the mind games in my condition.

NIGHT ALL :smt026

[andrewsmith]

night Fruity

The homebrew hallucinations?

[minimorecambe]

Nighty night Fruity xxx

Night Andyrew xxx

[andrewsmith]

changed me mind

This flims got about an hour left

[minimorecambe]

Hi Andyrew xxx

[Sally]

Transporter 2 :)

Hows everyone?

Am just back from fitba, knackered :(

[andrewsmith]

disco

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/5/58/Rickroll.gif

[minimorecambe]

Transporter 2 :)

Hows everyone?

Am just back from fitba, knackered :(

:smt039

Im thinking about heading bedwards

[andrewsmith]

:smt039

Im thinking about heading bedwards

aww

got a tin hand quite merry :drunken:

[Holdup]

pith head

[minimorecambe]

Frm tomorrow I am on 12 hour shifts until Monday so figure I should hit the hay soon

[Holdup]

tomorrow i will be spending half the day in bed :D

[andrewsmith]

pith head

only me 3rd one

tomorrow i will be spending half the day in bed :D


Lazy git! Get that erse to the gym

[Holdup]

feel to rank to go to the gym, no energy, not eating properly, i will stroll into town tomorrow though

[andrewsmith]

feel to rank to go to the gym, no energy, not eating properly, i will stroll into town tomorrow though

fair enuf Man Flu???

[Ed]

Cheer up!!

I'm sure that when I was sat gazing out at the sunset at 4.40pm towards Long Mountain, that's 20 miles from here over by Welshpool, that the light seemed a bit better. Days getting longer...

Hope you feel better soon:D

[minimorecambe]

Night guys xxx