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Hi James :smt006
:smt006
someone help me whined up my mate on facebook, he things my future sister in-law is made for him even tho both her and my brother have clearly laughed at him
wait speak sense
your mate thinks that your brothers partner is better off with him?
Wideboy
19-10-10, 07:53 PM
no he thinks she facnys the **** out of him even tho she laughs at him and calls him a bender and my bro said he would kill him if he ever stepped the line
Wideboy
19-10-10, 07:59 PM
yeah, its funny watching him try to chat her up, he did it friday night whilst we stood back within earshot just listening to it, was cringe-worthy........ then my bro walked over and he walked off quickly
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 07:59 PM
He obviously has the mindset of love-hate!!!
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:00 PM
i can here artillery fire
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:01 PM
evening orgers!!
what cha all up to?
yeah, its funny watching him try to chat her up, he did it friday night whilst we stood back within earshot just listening to it, was cringe-worthy........ then my bro walked over and he walked off quickly
get her to arrange to meet him, and insert plan of action here (pref to humilate him)
Traffic cops is on bbc one, just showed a 4x4 of some sort park on top of a police bmw
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:03 PM
Hi Andy :D
Not up to much really. Just chilling
YaY - traffic cops ....
Errrr, drugs in ya pants??
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:03 PM
sup agent smith
Errrr, drugs in ya pants??
Wonder if they are "hard" drugs .... lol
YaY - traffic cops ....
Errrr, drugs in ya pants??
mind umm, just pulling them down?
HAHAHAHAHAH - crack in his pants!!! Innuendo city alert
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:05 PM
my god the level of the humour has taken a turn for the worst :p
and i aint even said out yet
"A silver Volkswagon Golf"
Uhh no mate thats a Polo
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:06 PM
oh dear, its all going down hill..................
thats what she said
widepants
19-10-10, 08:09 PM
evening
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:10 PM
as she she went "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"?
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:11 PM
tut if the copper drives closer to him the damage will be less
sup *****....... i mean rick
OMG!!! That rozzer looks like Yorkie Chris......
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:16 PM
Hey WP :)
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:17 PM
OMG!!! That rozzer looks like Yorkie Chris......
specksavers!..... all i can say
The cheeks of his buttocks contained crack!!!! LOVE IT....
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 08:20 PM
Is it bed time yet...
Is it bed time yet...
YES, the other half just got in, is having his dinner and said he's off to bed cos he gotta get up for 4am tomorrow......
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:22 PM
Is it bed time yet...
yes MBK
Go to bed :)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:23 PM
Is it bed time yet...
Its always time for bed :)
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:24 PM
no its not!
i just wanted to be different
Oh GOD! I'm seeing Yorkie Chris, it's so off putting.....
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:27 PM
off putting of what?
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:28 PM
Oh GOD! I'm seeing Yorkie Chris, it's so off putting.....
is every 5th word a profanity? :p
widepants
19-10-10, 08:28 PM
is every 5th word a profanity? :p
**** off
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:30 PM
WP thats every other
putting me off the enjoyment of the program ....
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:38 PM
putting me off the enjoyment of the program ....
haha time to put you off the enjoyment of the megathread :p
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs415.ash2/69349_10150314807350553_879760552_15320996_5233233 _n.jpg
Hold up the pants - we don't wanna see that.....
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 08:43 PM
haha
haha time to put you off the enjoyment of the megathread :p
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs415.ash2/69349_10150314807350553_879760552_15320996_5233233 _n.jpg
Yeah, see ..... looks just like that rozzer!!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:43 PM
I agree with you there Amanda!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:48 PM
And I hate to agree with you Reeder but............
:p
I dont mind them really :)
hindle8907
19-10-10, 08:49 PM
evening all... hows you feeling reedmaster ?
Haha, I don't mind them either.
Just the scum they're showing on here lol...
Feeling better Ant my darling.
Self?
This irish guy needs a bigger shovel for the hole he's digging
hindle8907
19-10-10, 08:53 PM
am allrite bit tired gona have a game of star craft then go bed i think
hindle8907
19-10-10, 08:53 PM
crap news about that gixer eh amanda ??!?
Sounds like a plan!
No doubt I'll speak to you tomorrow whilst I'm at 'work' haha
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:54 PM
You going to work then?!
Manflu passed?
Wideboy
19-10-10, 08:55 PM
i haz coolness
Well I could milk another day but I doubt I'm gonna lol. Got stuff I need to do really or its going to still be waiting for me another day.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:56 PM
And you have mail :)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 08:57 PM
i haz coolness#
:mrgreen:
crap news about that gixer eh amanda ??!?
Yep, was well gutted. Had it bought in my head, was even gonna go down there with the cash to show I had a serious offer. Good job I didn't.
The best bit is that it needs a new control unit. I went to see the garage the MOT was done and he remembered the bike. Said he told him to replace it but he choose to try and sell it instead. :smt104
And you have mail :)
and that!
hindle8907
19-10-10, 09:01 PM
the Cheek of some people, take it he was just a poweranger then.
hindle8907
19-10-10, 09:02 PM
night all !!! im off
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:03 PM
Night James :)
Didn't even ride!! Bought the bike from a mate to turn a profit and hasn't realised he's bought a pile of dog poo
Right time for a coffee, a wagon wheel and then Call of Duty. Other half is in bed and there is feck all on the box.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:12 PM
Hehe Im a secret CoD addict :p
Night xxx
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:13 PM
nite MM
which 1 u playing? xx
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:14 PM
Im not going to bed.
Was saying night to Amanda!
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:19 PM
haha my net is going tonto tonite should get the hammers out soon.
Hows the tonsils Helen?
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:21 PM
Swollen still but ok I suppose:)
Thanks for asking :smt008
Modern Warfare 2 blah blah
Haven't even got as far as the coffee, I talk too much. Laughing at my Face-ache status replies!
BOO in the tonsils Helen. I had to have mine out at 21 cos they were infected all the time. Was not nice.
Stage 1 - coffee ......
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:23 PM
thats what she said!!
to mm
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:24 PM
They wont take mine out Amanda :(
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:25 PM
awww glad ur feelign better MM
that is shirt like, had mine out 7 cos i was bad for 9 months a year
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:26 PM
still got mine as my body is a temple and i treat it well
night all !!! im off
Night James :)
:-s
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:29 PM
When I saw your name on this thread then I realised exactly what I had done before even looking at this post!!!!!
:-s
:kiss:
simple minds :p
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:30 PM
if i was hindle i'd be well ****ed off, james is clearly a dousch
Do you smoke Helen??
I wondered why you said bye to Anthony calling him James lol
Gav - the temple of budda ??
if i was hindle i'd be well ****ed off, james is clearly a dousch
if i was hindle i would be flattered as im am clearly the best here :cool:
Do you smoke Helen??
I wondered why you said bye to Andy calling him James lol
Gav - the temple of budda ??
His names fecking Anthony, that poor guy none of you know him!
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:33 PM
wtf have i started lol
mayhem in a thread
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:33 PM
Do you smoke Helen??
I wondered why you said bye to Andy calling him James lol
Gav - the temple of budda ??
its relaxed muscle!!!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:34 PM
Do you smoke Helen??
I wondered why you said bye to Andy calling him James lol
Gav - the temple of budda ??
Yes but not all the time.
I only smoke when I am at work really.
That's what I said Anthony!!!
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 09:35 PM
You're all nuts
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:35 PM
Right Im confused now!!!
That's what I said Anthony!!!
:rolleyes:
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:36 PM
who?
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:37 PM
Bananna
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:39 PM
Peanut
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:39 PM
andrewsmith is a sex god!! :p
andrewsmith is a sex pest!! :p
ok
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:41 PM
andrewsmith is a sex god!! :p
nope right first time
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:41 PM
Hey Bibidipidobidobble :D:D:D
andrewsmith is a sex pest!! :p
nope right first time
no it wasnt
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