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Reeder
23-02-11, 03:05 PM
She's very nothern, so not very ;)

Quedos
23-02-11, 03:06 PM
Afternoon Tea? How posh are you? :p

I can be very posh - depends on how much I'm being paid!:cool:

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:07 PM
Typical northern person.

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 03:13 PM
more northern than me, just!

SoulKiss
23-02-11, 03:15 PM
I can be very posh - depends on how much I'm being paid!:cool:

So to extrapolate you get very common for very little money?

Ooooh look, I found a penny...

HEHE

Oh and thanks to the Hardcore music thread, heres some Megablast for the Megathread :)

EgjNb-6EOYw

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:26 PM
I'm better than than northern people, just because I'm southern.

Viney
23-02-11, 03:29 PM
I can be very posh - depends on how much I'm being paid!:cool:Does being posh mean you dont swallow? :p

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway, i gave in and went out in the rain to Chavsda and had a wrap, some crisps and a bottle of oasis.

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 03:30 PM
I'm better than than northern people, just because I'm southern.

Does that apply to me too baby? ;)

Viney
23-02-11, 03:30 PM
So to extrapolate you get very common for very little money?

Ooooh look, I found a penny...

HEHE

Oh and thanks to the Hardcore music thread, heres some Megablast for the Megathread :)
Thats a great song/Album, and even Westwood gets a mention in the 1st track.

I like don't make me wait, snowing in july, and beat dis. As i say top album

Viney
23-02-11, 03:32 PM
I'm better than than northern people, just because I'm southern.We are ashamed to have you as a southerner. Can you move to Norfolk or something where you will be welcomed more.

SoulKiss
23-02-11, 03:32 PM
Thats a great song/Album, and even Westwood gets a mention in the 1st track.

I like don't make me wait, snowing in july, and beat dis. As i say top album

I haz it at home innit.

Yeah, Dont Make Me wait is also a top tune.

And before anyone says "but its not Hardcore" I know that, its just the hard core made me think of something else, and the train of thought ended at Bomb the Bass

SoulKiss
23-02-11, 03:33 PM
We are ashamed to have you as a southerner. Can you move to Norfolk or something where you will be welcomed more.

You mean where his ability to count to twelve on both hands wont be seen as wierd?

Viney
23-02-11, 03:35 PM
You mean where his ability to count to twelve on both hands wont be seen as wierd?Yeah sumfig like that, and that track was wintre in July, now snow in july...close enough :)

hindle8907
23-02-11, 03:38 PM
I'm better than than northern people, just because I'm southern.

your a puff who's sacred of black men . :smt019

Viney
23-02-11, 03:38 PM
Or Reeder can play Eye Spy with middle Eye

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:39 PM
I already live in suffolk, only 5 or so miles from the norfolk border.
I'm not scared of black men.

Viney
23-02-11, 03:40 PM
Well that explains a lot. Cheers Reeder.

What, not even Rastamouse?

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:41 PM
Not even Rastamouse. I'm ard I am.

Wideboy
23-02-11, 03:44 PM
Shut up ffs

SoulKiss
23-02-11, 03:44 PM
Not even Rastamouse. I'm ard I am.

Stop trying to show off...

How long did it take for you to translate that from

"I be 'ard I be"?

Quedos
23-02-11, 03:44 PM
So to extrapolate you get very common for very little money?

Ooooh look, I found a penny...

Even being common you couldn't afford me deario

Does being posh mean you dont swallow? :p

Nah we gargle God Save the Queen:mrgreen:

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:45 PM
Oh damn it. I'm showing off so much.
I must stop this.

Quedos
23-02-11, 03:50 PM
Why iz u showing off?

Viney
23-02-11, 03:50 PM
Even being common you couldn't afford me deario
Hang on, may i remind you of a conversation that we had whilst i was walking round Asda :lol:

Reeder
23-02-11, 03:54 PM
Why iz u showing off?

My thoughts exactly Q. IMO I thought it was just banter.

Quedos
23-02-11, 03:55 PM
Hang on, may i remind you of a conversation that we had whilst i was walking round Asda :lol:

That was mates rates becuase I felt sorry for you besides you didn't get the full works;). someone was tired:rolleyes:

Viney
23-02-11, 03:56 PM
Nooo, IIRC, i was £1.38 everyone else was free.

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:00 PM
£1.27 actually and everyone else was not free - they pay in their way that ain't monetary


which is still better than somoeone being tired

Reeder
23-02-11, 04:02 PM
I feel a lot of tension between you two.

Viney
23-02-11, 04:05 PM
What, me and Reeder, Or Reeder and Wideload?

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:10 PM
I feel a lot of tension between you two.

Us tension - never. I'll just kick his bravo alpha lima lima's next time!

Nah we get on great really !!:mrgreen: Honest we do!

Reeder
23-02-11, 04:13 PM
I think you lurrrrrveeeeee each other.

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:17 PM
I think you lurrrrrveeeeee each other.

what like i Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee you!

after all least your not ginger and old:smt104

BernardBikerchick
23-02-11, 04:20 PM
aghaghaghaghga i hate my job sometimes ! aghaga
rant over !
northerners ROCK !!!

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:22 PM
but what type of northerners - those that live north of watford or M25, thise in the north of england or the poor sods in Scotland ( which opens a different can of worms I ain't scottish so am I northern)

Reeder
23-02-11, 04:26 PM
what like i Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee you!

after all least your not ginger and old:smt104

You've made me realise I've got at least two things going for me :D

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:34 PM
see there is always positives!!

Quedos
23-02-11, 04:35 PM
anyway me and him -no way good pals but that its he'e too stubborn and stuck in his ways! I'm mental but not that mental

Reeder
23-02-11, 04:39 PM
Awww lol

Viney
23-02-11, 06:10 PM
Yeah. What she said is about right

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Viney
23-02-11, 06:22 PM
aghaghaghaghga i hate my job sometimes ! aghaga
rant over !
northerners ROCK !!!normal day then?



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Holdup
23-02-11, 07:18 PM
:smt006

Wideboy
23-02-11, 07:32 PM
there my first bit of welding of the year done, ****ing hate welding :mad:

Holdup
23-02-11, 07:36 PM
shut up gav

Wideboy
23-02-11, 07:37 PM
no i wont shut up, i'll weld your eyes shut

Holdup
23-02-11, 07:38 PM
no you wont

Wideboy
23-02-11, 07:46 PM
i will!!!

Holdup
23-02-11, 07:53 PM
yea yea

Wideboy
23-02-11, 07:54 PM
come here then, i will weld them shut!! feed setting 9 so yo have no time to do anything about it

Holdup
23-02-11, 07:56 PM
you cant weld though

Wideboy
23-02-11, 07:57 PM
i can

Holdup
23-02-11, 08:09 PM
nah

Wideboy
23-02-11, 08:14 PM
yah

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 08:15 PM
This could go on a while...

Wideboy
23-02-11, 08:23 PM
no looks like it hasn't

i won!

i like the way my insurance is dropping daily, its dropped 90 quid today

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 08:38 PM
ya vulllll

Holdup
23-02-11, 08:42 PM
no i win

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 08:44 PM
NO


i win, by default as I'm Chuck Norris

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-11, 08:44 PM
FINALLY finished putting the laminate back down. What a nightmare that was!

Holdup
23-02-11, 08:45 PM
n o

hi btw

hi Munky

gav what insurance is dropping? i kept checking my car insurance before i took it out, over a week it dropped £30 :-s

Wideboy
23-02-11, 08:52 PM
ya vulllll shnell!!

FINALLY finished putting the laminate back down. What a nightmare that was!
why?
n o

hi btw

hi Munky

gav what insurance is dropping? i kept checking my car insurance before i took it out, over a week it dropped £30 :-s
my new car, pick it up saturday so been running qoutes on go compare all week, monday it dropped 40 quid, yesterday it dropped 36 quid and today its dropped 90 quid, i will purchase said insurance tomorrow..... i rekon they bump their premiums up for the weekend

Holdup
23-02-11, 09:05 PM
who's that with

every one was quoting me about 1100 quid tpft on go comp went to aviva and got £870 FC :D

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:13 PM
at the moment its between elephant.co.uk and admiral........ my current insurance quoted me 1700 and something FC.......... stupid ****wits :lol:

Holdup
23-02-11, 09:17 PM
no fair i want a new car :(

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:19 PM
I want a car, but it aint gonna happen

minimorecambe
23-02-11, 09:20 PM
I want a unicorn

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:21 PM
save up then. i been after a 3 series since September but a good one is like rocking house ****, this one came up last Friday so went first thing Saturday morning to test it ect and it was gooooooood and a bargain, top spec model aswell which is what i was after

you got to be quick when they come up

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:22 PM
I want a unicorn

I want a solid gold toilet.

WB if i had regular work i would be able to save

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:23 PM
it was directed at james but everyone else posting whilst i was writing :lol:

Holdup
23-02-11, 09:23 PM
You havent seen my wages :(

dont use my car enough any way, just want something quicker :p

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:28 PM
mine astra is costing to much to run so moving back to diesel, i should never have left... thats the main reason im changing but then again i just really wanted a 3 series, its goes well also :P

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:29 PM
was that a v8 astra like?

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-11, 09:30 PM
Gav, had to lift it the other night as there was a heating pipe burst and was flooding. Dad lifted it without marking where he took it from so was a nightmare to try and fit it all again!

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:31 PM
no, its been chipped so the MPG is really erratic, unless i do 20+ mile journeys, i'll only got 300 out of a tank and it cost 65-70 quid to fill up

Holdup
23-02-11, 09:32 PM
Yea i bet 150bhp moves, shed loads of torque as well id imagine, i know what you mean, town driving my car does about 19mpg, good motorway run its not too bad and does about 38mpg

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:33 PM
1.6 16v with the intake restrictor out Gav?

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:41 PM
Yea i bet 150bhp moves, shed loads of torque as well id imagine, i know what you mean, town driving my car does about 19mpg, good motorway run its not too bad and does about 38mpg
yeah, i made sure i put it through its paces on the test drive, which the guy didnt seem to like
1.6 16v with the intake restrictor out Gav?
no its 1.4 16v, it was putting out just over 100BHP before i did the head gasket and rebuild so don't know what its doing now

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:42 PM
nice! you can get 125 brake out of the 1.4 for about £500

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 09:45 PM
Well, smithers has just told me im being smutty on fb!

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:49 PM
Well, smithers has just told me im being smutty on fb!

want a baby wipe to clean up craig??

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:49 PM
i wouldn't want to push it up to 125, the motors aren't really built for stress, mine needs alot of maintenance to keep it in good running order, its all 100% at the moment and i did a big overhaul about a month ago so im going to sell it, someone will be a happy chavy with that car

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:52 PM
i wouldn't want to push it up to 125, the motors aren't really built for stress, mine needs alot of maintenance to keep it in good running order, its all 100% at the moment and i did a big overhaul about a month ago so im going to sell it, someone will be a happy chavy with that car

:lol:

You know you'll cry when it looks like this

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1329/dsc00247cn1.jpg

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:53 PM
yeah some pleb will do that, i know i'll be seeing it on barry boys when i sell it, thank fully i had the sense to keep it as it was, like a sleeper :cool:

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 09:56 PM
yeah some pleb will do that, i know i'll be seeing it on barry boys when i sell it, thank fully i had the sense to keep it as it was, like a sleeper :cool:

I want a minibusa for that reason.

Ok chavs lets play keep up with the 30 year old mini and fail spectacularly

Holdup
23-02-11, 09:57 PM
so you mapping the beemer then wb?

Wideboy
23-02-11, 09:59 PM
me and my mate are working on his 89 mayfair, was dropped off for re-boring on Saturday, i keep telling him to let me cut the back out and drop a bike motor into it but he wont let me

Wideboy
23-02-11, 10:00 PM
so you mapping the beemer then wb?
nooooooooooooo, i want fuel economy. its pokey enough as it is... it can be taken up to 174 but im happy with what i got

andrewsmith
23-02-11, 10:03 PM
me and my mate are working on his 89 mayfair, was dropped off for re-boring on Saturday, i keep telling him to let me cut the back out and drop a bike motor into it but he wont let me

2.0 vtec?

is it a 1340 overbore?
if so mate they seriously shift, get a DTM full system they sound pure evil and monster SU carbs

Wideboy
23-02-11, 10:17 PM
1340 with twim webbers and got a straight through decat DTM with central twin upswept at the end, looks mint

Wideboy
23-02-11, 10:18 PM
anyway bed time for me night night petrol heads

Holdup
23-02-11, 10:38 PM
it appear to be thast tie again, night night all x

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 10:46 PM
Damn its quiet!

minimorecambe
23-02-11, 10:46 PM
Roar

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 10:49 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaah! Hows helen?

Reeder
23-02-11, 10:49 PM
FIDDLY POPS :D :) xxxxxxxx

minimorecambe
23-02-11, 10:50 PM
Im not too bad :)
Yourself?

munkygunn182
23-02-11, 11:05 PM
Yeah im alrighty really, almost bed time i reckon!

minimorecambe
23-02-11, 11:06 PM
Yup that is where I am now heading.

Night night xxx

munkygunn182
24-02-11, 08:11 AM
Good morning organisms!

BernardBikerchick
24-02-11, 11:07 AM
normal day then?



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shut it !!!! LOL :smt040

what the f is tapatalk then???!