The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

Well 4 kids by 30
or
webbed hands is the option mate

[Wideboy]

*Flex's guns*

[andrewsmith]

*Flex's moobs*

edited for you :D

[Reeder]

My hands are actually webbed.

[Wideboy]

Freak

[Reeder]

Says the male with boobs.

[Wideboy]

its relaxed muscle

[minimorecambe]

It is looking like it is going to snow :(

[andrewsmith]

its relaxed muscle

whats this then :lol:

mrtHr_gvqs0

[gruntygiggles]

Hello everyone :-)

[andrewsmith]

hello GG

[minimorecambe]

Hi GG :)

[Reeder]

whats this then :lol:

mrtHr_gvqs0

A fat northern monkey!

[Wideboy]

sup gruntygiggles, i've full named you

[andrewsmith]

gav your mankini's been stolen!! :smt043:smt043

Bad way to use a forum (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=160115)

http://www.brainkick.com/borat.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

Oh good grief, I thought tha mankini had been burned at the AR!

Hey guys...:-)

[andrewsmith]

u ok GG?

[Wideboy]

Who's that? atleast i had the balls (literally) to put it on not photoshop

[andrewsmith]

look at this thread TLW's posted. The gates of hell will have opened on the OP

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=160115

[Wideboy]

i'll look when i get homd would take ages on here

[robh539]

Afternoon all. Im so bored, work is slow. I may see how long i can hold my breath for ;)

[lily]

Oh good grief, I thought tha mankini had been burned at the AR!

Hey guys...:-)

It was I made sure... I think I said something about second anniversary and it was got rid off!

[gruntygiggles]

lol @ Lily...I thought it had gone :-)

[minimorecambe]

Do they not make good looking mechanics anymore???!!!
Mine looks like Sloth from The Goonies :-?

[lily]

Yep gone gone gone!


So how are we all?...

I'm writing an idiot's guide on how to do what I do as they are not replacing me, and instead I have to teach my boss how to run the payroll system! "there may be trouble ahead" but it was really hard not to laugh in her face when she told me!

EDIT: I've never watched the goonies... will have to go and google that!

Double Edit: NICE!

[Milky Bar Kid]

bleurgh

[minimorecambe]

I would get a picture of him for proof but I am not very discreet!
When I am paying this much for tyres I expect a good looking guy, covered in oil, overalls tied around his waist showing of his muscular body.
Not Sloth!!!

[robh539]

I would get a picture of him for proof but I am not very discreet!
When I am paying this much for tyres I expect a good looking guy, covered in oil, overalls tied around his waist showing of his muscular body.
Not Sloth!!!

its Morecambe not Hollywood, what do you expect ;)

[minimorecambe]

I expect something to look at while I wait patiently.

[munkygunn182]

Hmm the sun is out in west coast scotland, while the east coast has snow... To go a blast on not...

[Wideboy]

Im am well hot and buff, but only an amateur mechanic

[minimorecambe]

Get out while you can Craig. The White fluffy stuff has just started falling here :(

[minimorecambe]

Im am well hot and buff, but only an amateur mechanic


Well I need a proper mechanic so you are no use I'm afraid

[Venom]

There's no snow here, just bright sunshine :(

I'm searching for an old song off the TV.

Edit: Found it, it's the piano version of Sarah McLachlan's Posession.

[anna]

Thank god we are unlikely to get snow here!!

Afternoon all :smt039

[robh539]

Thank god we are unlikely to get snow here!!

Afternoon all :smt039

not fair!!!!

[Reeder]

I'll get in my car and come give you something to look at MM

[minimorecambe]

The jobs been jobbed now Reeder so you are too late!

[robh539]

I'll get in my car and come give you something to look at MM

you providing the magnifying glass?

Oi anyway I would be miffed since you CBA to drive you the nec on sunday but will to the norf ;)

[minimorecambe]

I shouldnt really be looking anyway!!!
I shall close my eyes :p

[robh539]

I shouldnt really be looking anyway!!!
I shall close my eyes :p

that's what they all say

[minimorecambe]

I will have you know I am a one man woman :)

[munkygunn182]

Window shopping is allowed. Even after you've made a purchase, cos you might see a better deal ;)

[Reeder]

Let's be honest Rob, you're not gonna be bothered if I go to the NEC or not. You'll get to meet me if I attend the AR :D

[minimorecambe]

Window shopping is allowed. Even after you've made a purchase, cos you might see a better deal ;)

Tut nope no window shopping for me, I'm quite happy :) and I seem to have lost the receipt!! ;)

[robh539]

Let's be honest Rob, you're not gonna be bothered if I go to the NEC or not. You'll get to meet me if I attend the AR :D

or if i knock your door :smt039

[Milky Bar Kid]

I want something tasty to eat............

[Reeder]

Find out where I live then Rob ;)

[Viney]

I want something tasty to eat............
Well with you predicament at the momnet, Ice cream and jelly :)

[Tara]

Whats up Nic? what have i missed - i'm back in work today :rolleyes: much against my better judgement

[Reeder]

She's got aids.

[robh539]

Find out where I live then Rob ;)

easy ;)

[Reeder]

Do it and PM me then :D

[robh539]

Do it and PM me then :D

nope im not paying for it lol

[Reeder]

Well shut up then ;)

[robh539]

Well shut up then ;)

Lmao gimp. you up for a bit of online action later?

[minimorecambe]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thats the tyres fitted :) and my purse emptied :(

[Tara]

sooo cold down here but i guess you northerners have it alot worse than us so won't moan too much

[Milky Bar Kid]

Moan, moan, moan.......I am bored of being in bed now. This sucks. I am also bored of not being able to eat. Someone please cheer me up.

[minimorecambe]

Aye it is a wee bit chilly :p
I dont mind it being cold, just really really really dont want it to snow

[robh539]

Im about to spend some money on a new camera on my way home :)

[Tara]

Moan, moan, moan.......I am bored of being in bed now. This sucks. I am also bored of not being able to eat. Someone please cheer me up.
whats up Nic?

[Reeder]

Yeah Robbo, I've got nothing else to do tonight so I'll probably be on quite a bit actually as I'm a loser :)
Not too far off prestiging as I believe it only goes up to level 50 this time?

Which camera you getting?

[Milky Bar Kid]

whats up Nic?

Off work with tonsilitis. :(

[Tara]

Off work with tonsilitis. :(
oh no poor you i've had throat infection lost my voice and was in pain but I am getting better now

hope you are getting some rest

[robh539]

Yeah Robbo, I've got nothing else to do tonight so I'll probably be on quite a bit actually as I'm a loser :)
Not too far off prestiging as I believe it only goes up to level 50 this time?

Which camera you getting?

kool well see on there then. nikon D5000 :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

oh no poor you i've had throat infection lost my voice and was in pain but I am getting better now

hope you are getting some rest

Sucks doesn't it????

Yeah, I came home from work on Sat night and ended up in bed by 9pm. I was in bed all day Sunday and all day Monday. Saw Dr Monday who gave me antibiotics but couldn't persuade me not to go into work on Tuesday. I went in Tuesday and lasted the day but was as much use as a chocolate fireguard so I called in and said I wouldn't be in the rest of the week. So have spent the rest of my time in bed and/or at the Dr's!!

Its a nightmare because its spread the infection to my mouth so my gums are swollen, tongue sore, inside of cheeks sore and bottom lip is swollen. I think I made it worse by going in on Tuesday. Own fault!

[minimorecambe]

No kissing boys for you MBK!!

[Quedos]

(((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))) to nic

I've just been told the cars ready so the gym will have to wait

[Reeder]

http://ibuy2go.com/nikonshop/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nikon-d5000.jpg

Oooooooooooo, very nice sir. Quite jealous.
Don't know anything about cameras anymore but I do enjoy taking the odd photo - badly

[Tara]

Sucks doesn't it????

Yeah, I came home from work on Sat night and ended up in bed by 9pm. I was in bed all day Sunday and all day Monday. Saw Dr Monday who gave me antibiotics but couldn't persuade me not to go into work on Tuesday. I went in Tuesday and lasted the day but was as much use as a chocolate fireguard so I called in and said I wouldn't be in the rest of the week. So have spent the rest of my time in bed and/or at the Dr's!!

Its a nightmare because its spread the infection to my mouth so my gums are swollen, tongue sore, inside of cheeks sore and bottom lip is swollen. I think I made it worse by going in on Tuesday. Own fault!
oh no poor you - hope you feel better soon x

[Milky Bar Kid]

No kissing boys for you MBK!!

This happens very rarely unfortunately. :(

(((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))) to nic

I've just been told the cars ready so the gym will have to wait

Thanks Q.

oh no poor you - hope you feel better soon x

Thanks T x

[Venom]

This happens very rarely unfortunately. :(


:kiss:
:santa:

[andrewsmith]

This happens very rarely unfortunately.

:kiss:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks gents!

[Reeder]

ROB, turns out I'm going pub after work so dunno what time I'll be on black ops x

[Viney]

Sucks doesn't it????

Yeah, I came home from work on Sat night and ended up in bed by 9pm. I was in bed all day Sunday and all day Monday. Saw Dr Monday who gave me antibiotics but couldn't persuade me not to go into work on Tuesday. I went in Tuesday and lasted the day but was as much use as a chocolate fireguard so I called in and said I wouldn't be in the rest of the week. So have spent the rest of my time in bed and/or at the Dr's!!

Its a nightmare because its spread the infection to my mouth so my gums are swollen, tongue sore, inside of cheeks sore and bottom lip is swollen. I think I made it worse by going in on Tuesday. Own fault!Normal day then :)

[munkygunn182]

Evening all. Just serviced the CG for going away tomorrow :D. MBK, you got no boys down your way? :o

[barwel1992]

evening, god it cold out, great fun on the quad though :D :D

[minimorecambe]

:smt039

Aye its a bit teeth chattering :p

[barwel1992]

yup thankfully i binned the bike so have designated driver with a car for the rest of the winter :lol:

[minimorecambe]

:-?

Im on the bike until I am in danger of ending my life (which is everytime I touch it really!) :p

I can get chauffer driven most places though if the weather get too bad - but it wont *croses fingers*

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi all, (sober) I'm hoping the snow holds off as the roads are never gritted until they are like ice rinks round here.

[munkygunn182]

I've had a gritter go by about 4 times now, i'd take that as a hint that im in for it tonight!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I've had a gritter go by about 4 times now, i'd take that as a hint that im in for it tonight!
Oh poo, the wife has gone to work & was stuck behind x2 gritters in town - that means it's here!
I'm on lates Friday so I'll have a chance to at least wait for some of the grit to get to work!

[munkygunn182]

Indeed, i might last winter, i'd to walk 5 miles to my work, jump in a tractor or a telemehandler and start ploughing the roads on our site, which was an effort seeing as we've got 50 acres. The fun bit was though, dumped all the snow in one mound in the carpark, and the telehandler boom would extend to 10 meters, so in the end we had a big big big slope for snowboarding on :D

[barwel1992]

:-?

Im on the bike until I am in danger of ending my life (which is everytime I touch it really!) :p

I can get chauffer driven most places though if the weather get too bad - but it wont *croses fingers*

lol well id rather come off slow like i did and be not alowed on the bike the rest of the winter than possibly come off going faster and further than 200 metres from home and plus i will be pretty warm for the rest of the inter :D


and ROFL suppose that danger is the same when any woman touches a bike :p

:smt039

"runs and hides" ....

[minimorecambe]

:o
No I think it's pretty much just me and my clumsiness!!! I am like an accident magnet :)

When did you come off the bike?

[Bibio]

i is board already...

[minimorecambe]

Hey Bib :smt058

[Bibio]

hey MM xx

i want to be getting up to something but i'm toooo feckin cold and sore head. got me hair cut today though.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

hey MM xx

i want to be getting up to something but i'm toooo feckin cold and sore head. got me hair cut today though.
Yo bib, trim or total revamp?

I did the sad dad & had the same cut as my boy (3yrs old). Spikey on top with a strip down the back (almost pull it off).

[minimorecambe]

That's why you are cold Bib, because you haven't got the same head cover :) Get a hat on ;)

[barwel1992]

:o
No I think it's pretty much just me and my clumsiness!!! I am like an accident magnet :)

When did you come off the bike?

lol :D at least you admit it un like most that i know :rolleyes:

on Tuesday, only damaged a few things R&G's are a godsend and race rear sets held the bike of its panel's nicely

[Fruity-ya-ya]

That's why you are cold Bib, because you haven't got the same head cover :) Get a hat on ;)
:smt028:santa::reaper::farao::brilsmurf::joker::sa fe::dj::batman:

I think i know which one would suit you best.

[Bibio]

#1 on back 'n' sides with a good crop on top..

i'm cold coz i have to take all these feckin blood thinning tabs, was thinking of sticking a woolie on.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

#1 on back 'n' sides with a good crop on top..

i'm cold coz i have to take all these feckin blood thinning tabs, was thinking of sticking a woolie on.

You on the rat poison again?

[Bibio]

i think barwel takes the crash monkey title from DP.

[Bibio]

they wont give me rat poison. i got good proper posh tablets.

[barwel1992]

i think barwel takes the crash monkey title from DP.

cool :D