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gruntygiggles
15-09-10, 11:54 AM
I have just laughed harder than I think I have ever laughed at anything in my life and that's saying something from someone that laughs a lot.

I just walked through our bedroom to go to the loo and spotted what I thought was a rabbit running outside, nothing unusual in that. Stopped and looked out the window as I always do to watch for a bit and it was a squirrel. It then ran up the tree a good 15ft off the ground. Nothing unusual in that either...until it decided to jump less than 1ft to the next tree, got caught by a masive blast of wind and literally flew. It was flailing and tail going mental, legs all over the place and must have gone up a good 3ft more before being blown to land at least 20ft from the tree. It ran back to the tree instantly, so I knew it was ok, but FECK ME.....I have never never never laughed so hard.

Tara
15-09-10, 11:55 AM
Tara Part Timer Superstar ;)

:cool:

gruntygiggles
15-09-10, 11:56 AM
I still have tears streaming down my face....which is aching like hell. He's still up there...lol

Tara
15-09-10, 11:56 AM
hey Q:p

Amanda M
15-09-10, 12:10 PM
I have just laughed harder than I think I have ever laughed at anything in my life and that's saying something from someone that laughs a lot.

I just walked through our bedroom to go to the loo and spotted what I thought was a rabbit running outside, nothing unusual in that. Stopped and looked out the window as I always do to watch for a bit and it was a squirrel. It then ran up the tree a good 15ft off the ground. Nothing unusual in that either...until it decided to jump less than 1ft to the next tree, got caught by a masive blast of wind and literally flew. It was flailing and tail going mental, legs all over the place and must have gone up a good 3ft more before being blown to land at least 20ft from the tree. It ran back to the tree instantly, so I knew it was ok, but FECK ME.....I have never never never laughed so hard.

Wish I'd seen that :cool: Squirrels are funny!

Quedos
15-09-10, 12:23 PM
GG that sounds so funny

Hey T - loving the profile pic

Tara
15-09-10, 12:34 PM
GG that sounds so funny

Hey T - loving the profile pic
Thanks Q:cool:

anna
15-09-10, 01:10 PM
aww GG Im sorry you didnt get that on your mobile!!!

T I have to say you rock your new hair cut!!

Tara
15-09-10, 01:19 PM
aww GG Im sorry you didnt get that on your mobile!!!

T I have to say you rock your new hair cut!!
thanks anna lets hope i can create the look when i have to do it myself :D

Quedos
15-09-10, 01:21 PM
I'm sure you will I have a similar problem but get yourself a round brush will help

lily
15-09-10, 01:44 PM
afternoon all!

Quedos
15-09-10, 01:45 PM
woo hoo someone to keep me awake

lily
15-09-10, 01:46 PM
only if you keep me awake!

I have been putting together the board packs since half eight this morning.... I'm ready to sleep!

Reeder
15-09-10, 01:47 PM
:D

Quedos
15-09-10, 01:49 PM
I think I'm dead -

lily
15-09-10, 02:01 PM
I know I am! ;)

Q- 3 weeks today and tomorrow I shall be packing! :D

Viney
15-09-10, 02:06 PM
You leaving Drew? Wonder how long it would take you to realise, that I was the right person ;)

lily
15-09-10, 02:10 PM
You leaving Drew? Wonder how long it would take you to realise, that I was the right person ;)

:kiss:

Tara
15-09-10, 02:15 PM
where you going lily - i am off up north

lily
15-09-10, 02:19 PM
I am also going up north! to stay with Q for a long weekend!

Quedos
15-09-10, 02:19 PM
T - she coming to see me!! and with Gracie we're going to learn to pole dance and drink cocktails!
I can't believe its only 3 weeks L

I've just realised that I've not packe for my week away next week - oops

Reeder
15-09-10, 02:20 PM
Can I come?

Tara
15-09-10, 02:21 PM
T - she coming to see me!! and with Gracie we're going to learn to pole dance and drink cocktails!
I can't believe its only 3 weeks L

I've just realised that I've not packe for my week away next week - oops
OMG that will be awesome :D sounds fantastic

Suskie
15-09-10, 02:44 PM
Is it too early to start drinking??

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 02:45 PM
no, why u not started already

Suskie
15-09-10, 02:46 PM
Only tea... I DO likes me tea...

lily
15-09-10, 02:46 PM
I plan to open a bottle at home!

T I hope it is awesome....however I also don't wany any injuriers from the pole dancing!

Suskie
15-09-10, 02:47 PM
Oh, Cradley... I work in Halesowen!

lily
15-09-10, 02:50 PM
I work in Quinton!

Actually live in Old Hill.... but the post office says that isn't a really place!

Suskie
15-09-10, 02:54 PM
I bought me SV off a bloke in Old Hill... Small world innit?

lily
15-09-10, 02:56 PM
not really ;)

The world
195,000,000 square miles in area. Of that, 57,500,000 square miles are land. And about 137,500,000 square miles are oceans. It is 24,961 miles in circumference, going around pole to pole. And 7,926 miles wide at the equator

Suskie
15-09-10, 03:12 PM
Yeah... I can't make any of that out...I'm old, and have failing eyesight..

Reeder
15-09-10, 03:16 PM
My legs have broken.

Suskie
15-09-10, 03:19 PM
Hey.. Where's the nail-polish gone, gaylad?

Reeder
15-09-10, 03:20 PM
I removed it. Too many people were taking the **** so it seemed :)

Suskie
15-09-10, 03:26 PM
Oh, I have no idea why..lol

Reeder
15-09-10, 03:32 PM
Because they thought nail varnish looked gay.

Suskie
15-09-10, 03:38 PM
That was sarcasm... (Kid's today...moan moan....)

Reeder
15-09-10, 03:39 PM
So was mine ;)... old timer

Suskie
15-09-10, 03:46 PM
hehe...

Reeder
15-09-10, 03:48 PM
Cheeky ****er aren't I

Quedos
15-09-10, 04:01 PM
Sodding internet! i'm going home catch you on the flip side

gruntygiggles
15-09-10, 04:20 PM
Hello Nicolalala, I see you there :-)

We're off to my sisters in a bit, how's the course going?

lily
15-09-10, 04:21 PM
evening.... home now!

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 04:28 PM
Hello Nicolalala, I see you there :-)

We're off to my sisters in a bit, how's the course going?


CHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Course sucks. Really, I am hating it. Will explain why tomorrow night. Got an exam first thing in the morning :(.

gruntygiggles
15-09-10, 04:31 PM
Cool, well, we can have a good old natter about it all chick. Love you, gotta go now. Might get a chinese takeout on the way home, the one in Caldicot is immense :-)

Grinch
15-09-10, 04:31 PM
Off to the pub for pie and beer, its all win, win, win.

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 04:32 PM
Cool, well, we can have a good old natter about it all chick. Love you, gotta go now. Might get a chinese takeout on the way home, the one in Caldicot is immense :-)

Have fun, wub oo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

(need to go n pack bike up anyway!)

Reeder
15-09-10, 04:40 PM
Off to the pub for pie and beer, its all win, win, win.

Score!

Grinch
15-09-10, 04:42 PM
Hell yea!

robh539
15-09-10, 05:30 PM
Evening all

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:01 PM
Evenin Rob!

robh539
15-09-10, 06:04 PM
hello nic hows things? your training aren't you?

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:05 PM
Not bad thanks, just been packing the bike up for the trip down to GG and Stretchies tomorrow. What about you?

robh539
15-09-10, 06:08 PM
wow thats a long trip, is shiny all sorted now? same old stuff working and a bit of play time :)

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:11 PM
Nah, not got the money to fix shiny yet! Will as soon as I can though, was thinking it may be a winter job.

robh539
15-09-10, 06:14 PM
oh for some reason I thought you had. you have a safe ride down to south. how will you come down mway?

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:16 PM
afternoon!! bikes fixed yeehaw!! :D

robh539
15-09-10, 06:22 PM
nice one dude glad to hearit. mines a little bit sick will sort the weekend :)

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:24 PM
whats up with it

Tara
15-09-10, 06:25 PM
I plan to open a bottle at home!

T I hope it is awesome....however I also don't wany any injuriers from the pole dancing!
you will be fine it will be great fun wish i could be with you guys

robh539
15-09-10, 06:27 PM
revs up in 5th gear like the clutch slipping an oil change again help solve it. + the fooking alarm taper switch is bust so if the pillion seat is knocked the alarm just gos off lol

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:28 PM
hmm i suggest you sell it to me very cheep like

robh539
15-09-10, 06:30 PM
lmao ill think about it. keep thinking about 675's at the moment

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:32 PM
meh i dont see what all the fuss is with them

robh539
15-09-10, 06:35 PM
lol its pretty and I'm simple :)

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:37 PM
meh and yes :D

it is stupidly cold here today, freezing infact

robh539
15-09-10, 06:37 PM
so whats new in your world?

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:38 PM
nothing, supping some magners at the mo, you?

robh539
15-09-10, 06:42 PM
nowt supping coke and dossing on the net lol

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:44 PM
well theres feck all on TV either, might go and get the sexbox

robh539
15-09-10, 06:46 PM
yep i was think of turning mine on for a bit. dunno about the tv, don't really watch it as it mostly poo

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:52 PM
Rob, will do motorway cos I am working til 4pm before hand and its 350 miles to go so motorway best option.

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:52 PM
yep, defiantly bored now

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:54 PM
S'up Gav?

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:54 PM
the sky har har

look at FB and then look at your phone

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:55 PM
ok jsut seen and answered, make sure you wrap up well it is ridiculously cold down here today

Milky Bar Kid
15-09-10, 06:57 PM
I think it was just cos u had shorts on. Remember where I live....it will probably be ridiculously warm to me...

Wideboy
15-09-10, 06:59 PM
well it was 7 degrees on my way to work this morning and its still freezing now, i had heated grips on earlier. I gona be in shorts again tomorrow as my new dickies cargo's haven't turned up yet :(

robh539
15-09-10, 07:12 PM
I ont blame ya I would do the mway too. I amngetting hammered on cod ATM lol

Wideboy
15-09-10, 07:13 PM
sure your not hammered on booze?, that was the worse misspelling ever!!

and cod is ****

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 07:43 PM
hey gav

Wideboy
15-09-10, 07:49 PM
sup stubert, long time no stalky?

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 07:56 PM
i good man, bit tired as not slept in over 30 hours. hows u

Wideboy
15-09-10, 07:58 PM
why not, you been to those rainbow clubs again?

im meh as always

andrewsmith
15-09-10, 08:01 PM
evening all

COD MW2 is pants now! It was after 1 day after launch

andrewsmith
15-09-10, 08:01 PM
evening all

COD MW2 is pants now! It was after 1 day after launch

Wideboy
15-09-10, 08:01 PM
afternoon agent smith, yeah cod is ****

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 08:02 PM
i been p[laying halo reach non stop

Wideboy
15-09-10, 08:05 PM
is it any good?

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 08:06 PM
epic oin all lvls

Wideboy
15-09-10, 08:07 PM
hmm i may buy it then

widepants
15-09-10, 08:09 PM
hi muppets ,today I have been watching some blokes on push rods having a race

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 08:10 PM
hows the bike gav, i hear u had a ropey corner at AR?

Wideboy
15-09-10, 08:13 PM
hi muppets ,today I have been watching some blokes on push rods having a racego away
hows the bike gav, i hear u had a ropey corner at AR?

jsut fixed the misfire problem...... yar i nearly ended up in a field because i was being a mucho ********...... it didn't stop me doing one tho

andrewsmith
15-09-10, 08:20 PM
halo may be procured in the next few weeks.

Is that ur pre return to uni prep done TON?

TheOnlyNemesis
15-09-10, 08:22 PM
i sposed to prepare to return to uni, i just bin drinking, smoking and not sleeping?

widepants
15-09-10, 08:23 PM
go away


jsut fixed the misfire problem...... yar i nearly ended up in a field because i was being a mucho ********...... it didn't stop me doing one tho
idiot

andrewsmith
15-09-10, 08:24 PM
i sposed to prepare to return to uni, i just bin drinking, smoking and not sleeping?

that is prep in my book

Holdup
15-09-10, 08:26 PM
Oi Stuart

Why dont i get dirty messages from you any more?