The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Was tempted to do it with a white SV while I was there

You will be in trouble if you threaten the SV Andy [-X :-?

[andrewsmith]

You will be in trouble if you threaten the SV Andy [-X :-?

Haha

I know!!
Got bored and done this one instead

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/271018/images/ducati-649.jpg

[metalhead19]

Haha

I know!!
Got bored and done this one instead

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/271018/images/ducati-649.jpg

Now thats an epic coffee table :D

[andrewsmith]

lol

Just been looking at a bike build from the other year!
http://www.ducati-upnorth.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11515

I've got respect for the guy that built and races the bike

[minimorecambe]

Fooking hell - its hail stoning and they are about golf ball sized :-?

[andrewsmith]

not good!

My mother somehow hasn't killed me for bits of bike in the kitchen

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ooooo-arrrr, I be drinking coider...

[andrewsmith]

Ooooo-arrrr, I be drinking coider...

I cant help it at times

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Anyways, I'm listening to piano covers

TomJN_UOWFE

[Milky Bar Kid]

The only thing is that they are pint bottles so I need to constant have pit stops!!!

[andrewsmith]

hahaha

too much info!!!

Gotta be bulmers then

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aye, its pear stuff though.

[andrewsmith]

Bleugh

I impersonate a race horse drinking it!

Give me a real ale or short :D

[Swin]

I bought a crate of pear cider as part of the xmas drinkage.

Can only manage 2-3 pints of it before getting raging gut ache though, so it obviously don't agree with me!

Reckon it must be a really refreshing summer drink if you're just after a couple of cold ones though

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bleugh

I impersonate a race horse drinking it!

Give me a real ale or short :D

Exactly my point earlier!

I bought a crate of pear cider as part of the xmas drinkage.

Can only manage 2-3 pints of it before getting raging gut ache though, so it obviously don't agree with me!

Reckon it must be a really refreshing summer drink if you're just after a couple of cold ones though

yeh, it's all I have though or I would drink vodka...or lager.

[Swin]

I like the taste of it, and if it was all I had I'd probably neck it all down and just keep the Bisodol close at hand :)

We stocked up for xmas with smirnoff ice, pironi, pear cider and also had several bottles of champagne (not very nice, but ok with cranberry in it) and a lot of the booze is still there, dunno why but we didn't really seem to make a dent in it this year!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'll come and make a dent in it if you want??

[DarrenSV650S]

lol

Just been looking at a bike build from the other year!
http://www.ducati-upnorth.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11515

I've got respect for the guy that built and races the bike

That was a good read. That bike is mint!

[andrewsmith]

I'll come and make a dent in it if you want??

Where you based Swin?
I think it'll be a one night'er supply

That was a good read. That bike is mint!

the lad is on here too under the same name, lovely guy.
He races the Melville, North East and Knockhill clubs

[Swin]

You'd be more than welcome to come and dent my booze stocks, I've stopped drinking while I get the cigar quitting under control!

Bit of a long run for you though, I'm in Essex :)

[andrewsmith]

Ghey!!

[DarrenSV650S]

On the subject of cider, I can drink it all night. Doesn't bother my stomach at all. Love the stuff :D

[Swin]

I used to drink cider all the time, and thought it'd make a nice change from bottled lagers at xmas time. I was quite surprised that it didn't agree with me any more, must be old age :D

Ghey? For giving up cigars? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ha! Shame ur not a bit closeer!

[andrewsmith]

Ghey? For giving up cigars? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Ghey for being in (Chav)Essex

Respect for the smokes, I'm trying again! Last one was NYE at work on a break so far so good

[Swin]

You'll just have to drink one for me instead :D

[Swin]

tbh I have spotted chavs all over the country, I don't think Essex has the monopoly on them any more, if it ever did!

Anyways, I'm originally from Kent :p

[DarrenSV650S]

tbh I have spotted chavs all over the country, I don't think Essex has the monopoly on them any more, if it ever did!

Anyways, I'm originally from Kent :p

They've infected the whole country. We used to just have neds and the occasional weegie, but now the chavs have cross bred with them to form super chavs!!

[andrewsmith]

They've infected the whole country. We used to just have neds and the occasional weegie, but now the chavs have cross bred with them to form super chavs!!

aye same in Newcastle one family and it spread like a does of the clap!

We're Chav central! We did petition to give them the snip

[Swin]

I have noticed a rise in Pikeys round my way - several of them piled out of their flat-bed truck to give me a kick-in last year for having the temerity to walk across a zebra crossing :rolleyes:


Needless to say, I ran :)

[andrewsmith]

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[munkygunn182]

45 mins left...

Signed
A bored techie

[Swin]

6 hours and 8 mins left...

and I'm leaving 2 hours early - been here since 1800 :mad:

[DarrenSV650S]

1 day left....


Then my holiday is over :(

[andrewsmith]

1 day left....


Then my holiday is over :(

Unlucky!

[Swin]

Nasty

I have 4 days off in the morning, so no work until Thursday :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone seen the twilight films? I just watched them all this weekend, they're really good. Can't wait for the next one

[Milky Bar Kid]

I've seen the first, not had a chance to watch the rest yet. First was good though.

[andrewsmith]

Don't like them in the slightest!!

Anyways

Night all!!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

I downloaded the 1st and 2nd. The 3rd is on sky just now. Well worth watching

[DarrenSV650S]

tut night Andy

[MisterTommyH]

Anyone seen the twilight films? I just watched them all this weekend, they're really good. Can't wait for the next one

Are you a 15 year old girl?

[DarrenSV650S]

Are you a 15 year old girl?

I'm in touch with my feminine side, that's all :safe:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Are you a 15 year old girl?

Have you watched them? They are actually really good.

[MisterTommyH]

Ha ha, thats alright then(!)

I have not wish to read/watch any of them. I've heard they're nothing compared to Harry Potter.....

[DarrenSV650S]

Kirsten Stewart is in it. What other reason could you possibly need to watch?

[Sally]

Hello Fu(kers

I am Sally, and I am very boozy... woops

How is everyone?

[MisterTommyH]

Kirsten Stewart is in it. What other reason could you possibly need to watch?

After googling her you might have a point. How is it that I've never heard of her before?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm slightly tipsy!!

Sally, we need a night out!

[DarrenSV650S]

After googling her you might have a point. How is it that I've never heard of her before?

Probably because she was too young ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

Allo Sally. Shame about your bike mate. Drowning your sorrows? :)

[MisterTommyH]

Emma Watson never escaped my attention.

Always said once she reached 16 she'd be a stunner. Just sounds wrong now....

[DarrenSV650S]

Only other film that I know her from is panic room

[Sally]

I'm slightly tipsy!!

Sally, we need a night out!

Always got a bed in Aberdeen if youre keen, but am not sure if you would keep up ;)

Allo Sally. Shame about your bike mate. Drowning your sorrows? :)

Not really, was at my mates... Few bottles of rose later and a few beers, good times :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Prbably not...I presume you would look after me (steady now) if I was man down?

[MisterTommyH]

Only other film that I know her from is panic room

Yeah, don't think the potential was visible then lol.

Sally, that is a shame about your bike, sounds like a lot of damage.

Just watchin Derrin Brown on 4. That man is a genius!

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeah, don't think the potential was visible then lol.

Sally, that is a shame about your bike, sounds like a lot of damage.

Just watchin Derrin Brown on 4. That man is a genius!

That man is scary! He freaks me out. If I ever saw him I'd run a mile

[Sally]

Prbably not...I presume you would look after me (steady now) if I was man down?

Course you would haha
Were Scottish, course we can all drink like fishe's!!

Yeah course I would, taxi back to mine ;)

Dump you there then go back out haha Jokes, I would hold ur hair back and leave you sleeping with a basin for company haha

[Milky Bar Kid]

Course you would haha
Were Scottish, course we can all drink like fishe's!!

Yeah course I would, taxi back to mine ;)

Dump you there then go back out haha Jokes, I would hold ur hair back and leave you sleeping with a basin for company haha

Awesome!

I know I'm Scottish but I know when I can't keep up with the boys so I know when to back off! Normally manage to pull myself back from the brink of spewing!!! LOL!

[Sally]

Honestly, you should come up... We could get a night out organised with the Spearies (Aberdeen orgers)...

That could be bad, always ends up a shambles...

My usual Saturday is...

Meet at pub at 12, have a few pints, go to the bookies, put a coupon on, back to the boozer, watch footy, celebrate or cry if the coupon doesnt come in, go out for a meal, then go out in town at night and get messy... Probably end up in the casino for an all day breakfast haha

Sound like a plan? haha

[Milky Bar Kid]

I think I would struggle from 12! lol!

[Sally]

Naa am sure you would manage!

My works xmas night out started at 1.30pm...

I got home at 6 am haha Usually nowadays I just start around foodtime, get boozy then head to town! Gone are the days where I spend my whole saturday in the boozer haha

When you coming up then? :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! Will have to have a look an see when I am off for a weekend next!

[anna]

That man is scary! He freaks me out. If I ever saw him I'd run a mile

nah you wouldnt he is sweet as pie, very professional and a really nice guy.

[Sally]

Chances are, Whatever weekend you will be out, I will also be out haha

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all.

Sally you are my idol.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Derren Brown is the Don.

[Sally]

How so?

I would love to say that back, but you seem to be on the wrong side of the line ;)

[munkygunn182]

The techy is done! :D

[Sally]

Techy wat? haha

[Milky Bar Kid]

How so?

I would love to say that back, but you seem to be on the wrong side of the line ;)


Teehee!!!:bounce::smt119:bounce::viking:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Life is for living.
Time us fleeting.
Enjoy what you've got and don't worry about what you've not.

You seem to share the same ideals.
(in your own special way).

Just deserve a hat tip is all despite you being the wrong side of the line ;)

[Sally]

Well come accross the line, and MBK and me will take you for a pint? :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well come accross the line, and MBK and me will take you for a pint? :p

Thanks. When I know where I am money wise I'll seek a permission slip from the Mrs.

:)

[Sally]

That would mean I would have to travel south...

Which is always good, I fu(king love the capital and Glasgae!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

That would mean I would have to travel south...

Which is always good, I fu(king love the capital and Glasgae!

Everything is south for you!

Just read the post about your bike Sally - sux:(

Time for me to hit the sack.
I'm falling asleep as I've been running about all day and no beer to keep me going (on call).

Night you orible lot ;)

[Sally]

Only cosmetic, sure al live...
On call sucks, don't envy you! Night loon x

[munkygunn182]

Bibzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Sally]

Bibzzzz?

[munkygunn182]

Yeah, Bibio... i seen he'd posted on another part of the forum in the last few minutes, and normally ends up in here!

[Bibio]

someone call?

morning my loverlys.

[Milky Bar Kid]

aaaaaaaaaaargh hate not sleeping

[minimorecambe]

Stupid time to be up on a Sunday :(
Ah well last shift then 2 days off...................

*I owe, I owe, its off to work I go*

[munkygunn182]

I hate being up early!

[Sally]

MBK, I fell asleep sat in my bed, woke up this morning with my laptop on my knee and my TV on... Woops... :(

When did you get to sleep? :)

I feel rough as shi!t... :(

[Holdup]

Feel like **** but feel really hyper :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sleepy but one of my friends has just had a baby girl!! Very pleased for her!

[Holdup]

aww congrats to your friend

[Milky Bar Kid]

Baby is only tiny, she is only 6lb9. Can't wait to meet her and get a cuddle!

[Holdup]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Reeder]

Broccoli

[Sally]

Carrots?

[DarrenSV650S]

xbox is broke again! :smt019 and I just got a new game for it :(

[Sally]

Aww get it fixed?

Whats up with it?

[DarrenSV650S]

This is the 3rd time it has over heated in like two weeks. The guy gave me a guarantee when he first fixed it so it should be free, but he obviously isn't fixing it properly.

[Sally]

Mmm duno...

My mates broke, and a shop fixed it, but its broke twice since then! :(

[munkygunn182]

I r finished work!

[minimorecambe]

Is it home time yet???

[munkygunn182]

It is for me! I'm already in bed!

[Sally]

It is for me! I'm already in bed!

Bloody student :smt098

[munkygunn182]

Bloody student :smt098
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