The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

yah its a big relief that his legs are going to be ok. doctors told us it was 95% he was going to be paralysed from waist down, mind you they also said he wasn't going to make it in the first place :P...... true IRON MAN!

[Holdup]

:thumright: widebum

[Wideboy]

i am to go now, tutar!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

i am to go now, tutar!

Night WB

[andrewsmith]

Night WWWW(B)A

[minimorecambe]

Now he has gone I shall come out from behind the sofa.

Hi guys :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How do MM.

I'm just putting the boy to bed and I'll be back.

[andrewsmith]

howwwwwwwwww DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MM

[Holdup]

I hate my job

[minimorecambe]

Im good thanks. :)

Yourselves?

[andrewsmith]

not bad just chilling watch the Oulton park highlights

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Back.

Had to wrap a wedding gift after reading 'some dogs do'.

So cool, a chiller that cools wine or beer down in just a couple of mins.

[andrewsmith]

a bucket of ice?

[minimorecambe]

Im shopping for a gift for my good friend who had an ickle brat today :)

[andrewsmith]

Ear plugs?

[minimorecambe]

I was thinking a cage

[andrewsmith]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090901/kids_in_cage_00.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Im shopping for a gift for my good friend who had an ickle brat today :)

Ben 10 or Dora?

[minimorecambe]

Ben 10

[Fruity-ya-ya]

a bucket of ice?

Like this one (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=290588457167)

It's the 4th of 5 weddings in as many months.

We were invited to 7 but 4 clashed!

[andrewsmith]

Fyy

?????

[Fruity-ya-ya]

We had to say we couldn't attend x2.
Of the 7 invites, we could only go to 5.
We almost went to x2 in one day but decided against it in the end, just the x5 this year.
If anyone else gets married I think I may become allergic to wedding cake.

[andrewsmith]

i meant the ebay link!

Should have quoted it

[minimorecambe]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290588457167?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80% 2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_npmv%3D3%26_trksid%3Dm57 0.l2736%26_nkw%3D290588457167%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

[minimorecambe]

Weddings are overrated

[andrewsmith]

weddings are overrated

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Doh!
i meant the ebay link!

Should have quoted it
Ta x
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290588457167?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80% 2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_npmv%3D3%26_trksid%3Dm57 0.l2736%26_nkw%3D290588457167%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Yep, we slunk away to Florida (just us) and had a party when we got back.
Tbh, we would have been happy just living together but I think we wouldn't have heard the end of it from the parents.

I would recommend just jetting off somewhere & then a bash.
Everyone I've seen get wed/party after have been flapping about & afterwards said it was so stressful.

[minimorecambe]

Yeh it aint for me :p

[andrewsmith]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290588457167?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80% 2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_npmv%3D3%26_trksid%3Dm57 0.l2736%26_nkw%3D290588457167%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

fast freeze is easier

[Fruity-ya-ya]

We woke up, got ready together then walked to the balcony where the cameraman & holiday rep witnessed us getting married by the 'Rev Bob'.
Cake and champagne taken back to our room while we had the pics taken.
Got changed into shorts & t-shirt, phoned home.
Off to get a posh burger in a themed restaurant.
Played crazy golf.
Did some shopping (okay, Sarah enjoyed that bit).
Watched 'batman begins'.
Back to hotel and got poo faced in the bar until 3am.
Next morning spent round the pool - bliss.
Couldn't have planned a better wedding day.

[andrewsmith]

Sounds like a better plan than a wedding

[minimorecambe]

You know what - that sounds perfect :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You know what - that sounds perfect :)
It was ;)

[minimorecambe]

My Mam has always said to me and everyone else that she expects me to come back from holiday one time, hand her some pictures and say "We got married"

She is happy with that because she knows Im not one for all the fuss and bother

[andrewsmith]

My Mam has always said to me and everyone else that she expects me to come back from holiday one time, hand her some pictures and say "We got married"

She is happy with that because she knows Im not one for all the fuss and bother

I could put a bet on me doing that!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

My Mam has always said to me and everyone else that she expects me to come back from holiday one time, hand her some pictures and say "We got married"

She is happy with that because she knows Im not one for all the fuss and bother
My Mum will never let me forget that she was told we wanted to go 'on our own'.
Every opportunity she has a dig.

That is was the only cloud on an otherwise sunshine filled event.

"you'll understand when yours get married'
I don't know if replying "I hoped you would", was the best retort.
She was upset but that was not our intention and tbf it's her beef not ours.

[Dave20046]

Clunge!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening fella.:smt006

[minimorecambe]

I just do not see the point in spending all that money on one day.
If you are both happy and in love why do people feel the need to put on this big, lavish show for every Tom, **** and Harry, who they hardly know.

[minimorecambe]

Hi Dave :)

[Venom]

My Mam has always said to me and everyone else that she expects me to come back from holiday one time, hand her some pictures and say "We got married"

She is happy with that because she knows Im not one for all the fuss and bother

I could probably do that as well. My mum would prob want to see something more old fashioned. I like going to friends' weddings though if they're close (not geographically)

[minimorecambe]

Hi Gary :smt058

[andrewsmith]

Hellooo Dave

Is dave there?

[Venom]

Hi Helen, How do's?

[minimorecambe]

I'm good :) Yourself?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Right then you 'orrible lot.
Gonna love ya & leave ya.

Night all.

[Venom]

I'm good :) Yourself?

Pretty good. Got my 3rd wedding this year to attend in August.

[andrewsmith]

right i shall be departing tooo

Laters

[minimorecambe]

Night both xxx

My next is also in August :p

[Venom]

Night both

Night both xxx

My next is also in August :p

Not the same one? lol

[Dave20046]

g'night all!

[minimorecambe]

Doubt it :)

[Venom]

Doubt it :)

Is it yours and WB's and no one else is invited then? ;)

[minimorecambe]

Whoa there, not quite!!! :-?

On that note I am off to bed.

Night xxx

[Tara]

Joys - fancy zumba but I'm in two minds.

Got prob's with knees to doay - don't know what i've done but tablets seem to be helping
Thats not good i wouldn't suggest Zumba then OMG my knees are shot to peices today but it was good fun def going again

[keithd]

Im back, i was missed I'm sure!!

Loved Amsterdam btw...

[Quedos]

My Mam has always said to me and everyone else that she expects me to come back from holiday one time, hand her some pictures and say "We got married"

She is happy with that because she knows Im not one for all the fuss and bother

I could put a bet on me doing that!


I is doing that. Then riding probably about 300miles that day -

We were due to do all the fuss as my mum really wanted me to have it all and really looked forward to be mother of the bride - it a shame she never made it.

Anyhoo


Morning!!

[andrewsmith]

morning

[SoulKiss]

Morning peoples :)

[andrewsmith]

:smt064

Someone willing to write this procedure manual for me?
It is getting on my ****

:help:

[Tara]

Im back, i was missed I'm sure!!

Loved Amsterdam btw...
of course you were glad you had a good time

Andy i will write the procedure for you i have nothing to do at the min

[andrewsmith]

of course you were glad you had a good time

Andy i will write the procedure for you i have nothing to do at the min

Bored already T?

I think I've just cracked it, the joys of legally required documents

[Quedos]

you can always help me pack make it safe bags T :-)

[JamesMio]

Aaw man, I just cannot seem to wake up properly today. 3 cups of coffee and a bottle of Lucozade down so far and still not firing on anything like all cylinders yet.

[Wideboy]

Crack?

Good aftermorning all, its luncheon time and im hungy

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hey up,just filled my face full of sandwiches.
I love food.:smt060

[Wideboy]

What you have?

[andrewsmith]

What you have?

Keithd

[Wideboy]

You ate Keith?

[Tara]

you can always help me pack make it safe bags T :-)
send em down Q and your on I need to do something I am even contemplating cleaning the windows now :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

Maybe :lol:

[Wideboy]

And he was happy to he eaten?

[andrewsmith]

Who said I ate Keithd the person.











Yes my aim is to put someone off lunch (Probably Keith)

[Quedos]

keith tastes nice btw - its the strawberries ;):cool::p

[andrewsmith]

keith tastes nice btw - its the strawberries ;):cool::p

at least someone gets the wind up

[anna]

boo

[andrewsmith]

Annna


http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/5-60.gif

[anna]

hey andrew... so how many here are going to the ar? (i.e is this place going to be a ghost town soon?)

[andrewsmith]

I think there only me off the Thread now

[anna]

your going?

[Quedos]

Not me - no funds!!

[anna]

Q your not the only one, I cant get over this year :(

[minimorecambe]

Hi all :)

[andrewsmith]

your going?

yep, fancing a Dave Preston related hangover again

[anna]

hey mm

hey Keith the the DDDDD!!!!!

[Quedos]

Hey MM

Anna one of these days I'll meet you!!

[Viney]

Q your not the only one, I cant get over this year :(
I cant get over this year either. What a year!

Oh i see what you mean. I'll be here that weekend as im not attending the AR. I probably going to stalk someone local.

Afternoon all :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Well I dont feel so left out now that other people arent going :p

[Viney]

There you go. We can cause all manner of Mischief :)

[Quedos]

you cause mischief by breathing V

Where you been lurking or you just ignore me?

[Viney]

I have been back in my office for about an hour after the mayhem that i have been dealing with Yesterday/Today. Not ignoring you my sweet. I will be buggering off in a while to collect a letter about my pay review!!!! Cant wait. Not had a review for 1 month short of 5 years so reckon that this one is going to be huge....who am i kidding. If its 2% i'll be amazed.

[andrewsmith]

I have been back in my office for about an hour after the mayhem that i have been dealing with Yesterday/Today. Not ignoring you my sweet. I will be buggering off in a while to collect a letter about my pay review!!!! Cant wait. Not had a review for 1 month short of 5 years so reckon that this one is going to be huge....who am i kidding. If its 2% of 2% i'll be amazed.

Corrected for you

[Viney]

:lol: I didnt know that you worked for Xerox as well!

2% of nothing as they say...

[Quedos]

hmm back tracking now are we?!?!

pay review whats that - anyone mentions Pay i duck just incase they want to take some away again

[Reeder]

I might be getting a 4% pay increase!

With my salary that works out to be **** all :) first pay increase for 3 years though. Can't complain in the grand scheme of things :)

[andrewsmith]

:lol: I didnt know that you worked for Xerox as well!

2% of nothing as they say...

Its similar to what I've had in the past

Reeder Jammy ****

[Kate Moss]

hiya, im so freakin tired

[keithd]

I just won a national contract for our company. And I dont even do sales. Goddammit I'm good...

Hello Kate, I too am as tired as a tired thing!! First day back after a few days off :(

[Kate Moss]

oooh congrats on the contract. Will you be rewarded for your efforts?

[anna]

Hey MM

Anna one of these days I'll meet you!!

well if your ever over here ;)