The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[TheOnlyNemesis]

been playing halo past 2 days and been dirty with some else atm

[Holdup]

Yea i forgot you students dont wash

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i does 2 ya hippy with long hair

[Wideboy]

*nudge*

[Holdup]

i havent got long hair, even just had it cus so its shorter than it was

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i not got long hair either

[Wideboy]

hey james you dont have n sv or even a bike anymore so please leave the forum, thank you

[andrewsmith]

TON just seen ur FB. 31 hours straight on Halo ur as bad as one of the lads I play with

[Holdup]

i not got long hair either

Do

[andrewsmith]

HU define long hair?

[Holdup]

How long is a piece of string

[andrewsmith]

twice as long as half its length

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i gonna go for 72 hours smith and hu this is a private club, see ya

[metalhead19]

TON, your mad. How can you play that much halo without contemplating suicide?!

[Holdup]

How can you play Halo

[fizzwheel]

and cod is ****

you are not talkng about Fish are you...

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i a fanboy of halo, i admit it. by end of this will have played way too much, finished the solo now and got 5 achievements left.

[Wideboy]

you are not talkng about Fish are you...
Call Of Duty for you old timers ;)... bet yeah cos is also ****e nowadays

[fizzwheel]

*wanders off to kitchen to make milky drink and look for pipe and slippers*

[metalhead19]

i a fanboy of halo, i admit it. by end of this will have played way too much, finished the solo now and got 5 achievements left.

Thats ridiculous lol.

And WB you only say cod is crap because your awful at it :p

[TheOnlyNemesis]

what slippers you got fizz?

new cod out soon

[metalhead19]

But the new cod is made by the ppl who did world at war which was ********

[Amanda]

Fizzzzzzz ...... gimme a name!! Purrrrrrrrease?

[metalhead19]

gimme a name!!

Steve?

[andrewsmith]

mate 72 hours is too much

[Holdup]

what slippers you got fizz?

new cod out soon

I preordered that at game the other day, was free to pre order, had a fall out with them though so might not get it from them now

[Wideboy]

Fizzzzzzz ...... gimme a name!! Purrrrrrrrease?

only special people get them :cool:

[andrewsmith]

gimme a name!! Purrrrrrrrease?

george?

[fizzwheel]

what slippers you got fizz?

These ones...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/fizzwheel/bunny-slippers.jpg

I rock !

Amanda - sorry but no, I'm not setting anymore of those up.

[Amanda]

We won't tell anyone! honest. I will be your final challenge - then you can retire, like Eminem

[andrewsmith]

a bit random but I've just been sent this (had it a few times b4) :smt044

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129073723051705717.jpg

[fizzwheel]

We won't tell anyone! honest. I will be your final challenge - then you can retire, like Eminem

Nope sorry, like I explained in the other thread no more. The last straw with it was when I got PM'd by a complete newbie to ask if I could set one up for them. Its got way out of hand I am not doing anymore.

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i agree gav, WaW sucks but this one looks very nicely done so gonna try it.

Fizz, those are epic slippers.

Smith, it not, you start hallucinating after 72 hours so fun times.

HU, what you argue about?

[DarrenSV650S]

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

[Amanda]

yeah but ...... ooooh, naked man! :D

[andrewsmith]

done 46 hours b4 with hangover mid way through that was good fun until 7am when it kicked in

I'm with TON this COD looks a bette article compared to WaW

[Holdup]

HU, what you argue about?

I bought COD 4 game of year edition, it wasnt... guy in shop said if it isnt bring it back, also phoned them up, they said bring it back, take it back, dont have a copy, we can give you ten punds back tho, err no i bought 2 games for 30 on a deal, that leaves me out of pocket for your **** up, long story short i asked for the manager and got all my money back, but still, stupid woman wanted to argue with me, shame really, she wasnt to shabby

[andrewsmith]

haha thought someone would like that one :p

[TheOnlyNemesis]

you are such an angry person james, you need to chillax XD

and as long as i keep gaming smith i wont get tired.

i watching candyman, yay

[andrewsmith]

u know 90 cans of red bull will kill u TON!!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

ypu know like 7 cans of cocaine will kill u smith

[Holdup]

you are such an angry person james, you need to chillax XD

Me

Angry

Never

[andrewsmith]

I am agent smith I am a machine

Its all me me me me

http://www.cheesebikini.com/art/matrix-swarm.jpg

[Holdup]

You sound hot, what are you wearing?

[Milky Bar Kid]

TON you not gone to bed yet?

[andrewsmith]

You sound hot, what are you wearing?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/2349902592_3211bffa96.jpg

[TheOnlyNemesis]

TON you not gone to bed yet?


nope, goin for 72 hours straight

[Milky Bar Kid]

You will make urself ill!

[Holdup]

Oi Stuart

[DarrenSV650S]

72 hours doing what?

[Holdup]

non stop whacking off

[andrewsmith]

swiss banking

[Holdup]

nah hes been playing halo non stop for 30 odd hours

[TheOnlyNemesis]

playing halo and not sleeping

[DarrenSV650S]

ohh


What a loser

[TheOnlyNemesis]

only 42 left

[Holdup]

Any way oi Stuart BBM

[TheOnlyNemesis]

replied m8

[Holdup]

Tut, guess where i am next week

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm in the mood for a kfc

[Holdup]

Im in the mood for dancing

[Reeder]

Kfc!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

jazz hands!!!!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

where r u nex t week yung un

[Holdup]

Swindon

Too close to you

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Swindon

Too close to you

beers, curry and chat night me thinks

[lily]

morning!

[robh539]

Morning Lilly, Thursday is here =D>

[Drew Carey]

:-(

[Grinch]

Urgh.

[Quedos]

Morning all

http://www.souvenirsaustralia.com/images/g%27day%20kanga.jpg

[lily]

Morning Lilly, Thursday is here =D>

I know which means tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(

don't worry :smt056

Urgh.

that phase is only allowed on a monday morning!

Morning all

http://www.souvenirsaustralia.com/images/g%27day%20kanga.jpg

Hey it seems Q is in a good mood lets take advantage! ;)

[Grinch]

But I went to bed late and got up early... I think I can get away with it.

[robh539]

I know which means tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah I love Fridays :D

[Viney]

Today is my Friday, so therefore

Yay \0/

Im off for 10 whole days, returning 27th *Does running man*

Morning by the way. Kisses and bum squeezes to the ladies, and mun hugs (hiphop Street style) for the men

[lily]

that was a very long squeeze Mr V! ;)

[Tara]

morning all back in work today improvement on the journey today only took me an hour and half instead of the usual two so it wasn't all bad:D

[Viney]

that was a very long squeeze Mr V! ;)Well its so squzzable

morning all back in work today improvement on the journey today only took me an hour and half instead of the usual two so it wasn't all bad:D
celebrity status you see

[lily]

Well its so squzzable



:D

[Quedos]

Hmmm you didn't squeeze me V

L seeing as its you take advantage!! Though I will reak revenge if needed when you come up. The pole is the bizz

[lily]

I got my fancy pants to wear and heals while learning this pole dancing

I've also learnt don't have people from work on the facebook while talking about pole dancing! ;)

[Quedos]

Ahh that old one. See those in work expect me to do dtrange things. I've not stopped talking about it sine I knew I was getting one.

Hope they are short fancy pants!! I'll off to asda to get a lovely pair of classy velour ones! (NOT) I'm not sure what I'm going to get. Think I'll need to get a pair of shorts

[lily]

they are my sailor ones from lulu and lush!

all frilly with a nice bow on the back! Think i will wear leggings underneath to grip the pole tho!

[Viney]

Hmmm you didn't squeeze me V

L seeing as its you take advantage!! Though I will reak revenge if needed when you come up. The pole is the bizz
Come 'ere let me squeeze

[Reeder]

Pole dancing ay? Odd thing to read about first thing in the morning.

[Viney]

Remeer girls we do have a young lass (T) that used to do that very thing. Im sure she could give you some tips

[robh539]

Pole dancing ay? Odd thing to read about first thing in the morning.

its great at any time ;)

[Tara]

Remeer girls we do have a young lass (T) that used to do that very thing. Im sure she could give you some tips

oh good god its about 5 years since i worked there V must be now

just don't but baby oil or any kind of body oil on before you get on the pole

[Viney]

Yeah but you were the orginal T...and the best ;)

[falc]

Morning all, Ryan has been deciding what we watch on TV today, he was crawling around, TV was about to show jeremy kyle, so he crawled up, changed channel and crawled off, was hilarious to watch. He is on the right path :D

[Viney]

You have taught him well Obi Wan :lol:

[Tara]

Yeah but you were the orginal T...and the best ;)
Thanks V i might start again to try and get fit at some point

[Tara]

Morning all, Ryan has been deciding what we watch on TV today, he was crawling around, TV was about to show jeremy kyle, so he crawled up, changed channel and crawled off, was hilarious to watch. He is on the right path :D
bless him my baby boy missing you two today - roll on 4.40, i forgot my mate is here today so me and Danielle are having lunch together later :D

[falc]

bless him my baby boy missing you two today - roll on 4.40, i forgot my mate is here today so me and Danielle are having lunch together later :D

Missing you too sweetheart :smt008

that's cool and i'm sure time will fly

Now to teach Ryan how to change channel to Dave... :D

[Tara]

Missing you too sweetheart :smt008

that's cool and i'm sure time will fly

Now to teach Ryan how to change channel to Dave... :D
thats sodding channel :lol:

[Quedos]

T - never knew that and loving the little un!
L - i wouldn't wear leggings you might need grip - especially for what you want to do
Rob - best talk about it while we are awake. besides need to make sure I know what they want to get up to

[Viney]

Thanks V i might start again to try and get fit at some pointAs we have already established, you are fit ;)
thats sodding channel :lol::lol: Better than some of the crap on TV

[Reeder]

You never stop do you Mr. V!

[Viney]

You never stop do you Mr. V!Wear them down is my motto :lol: besides your just jealous

[Reeder]

Undeniably ;)