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DarrenSV650S
02-11-10, 11:43 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, annnnnnywaaaaaay.......
wait for me James! Night all
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:44 PM
Evening guys 'n' gals....what's going on in here?
night Daz... dont bite the doll.
minimorecambe
02-11-10, 11:45 PM
Night James and Darren xxxx
Hey GG :D
everyone's of to bed coz i've arrived.
minimorecambe
02-11-10, 11:45 PM
everyone's of to bed coz i've arrived.
I came back when you arrived!!
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:46 PM
Hi Helen :-)
Night Boys :-)
Bibio...night..................................... .................................................. .................lol ;-)
thanks MM leist you love me.. lol
night GG.
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:48 PM
thanks MM leist you love me.. lol
night GG.
Bibio, I was joking...lol.
Am off to bed soon, but not because of you :-) x
its been a long day .. my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
minimorecambe
02-11-10, 11:48 PM
Hi Helen :-)
Night Boys :-)
Bibio...night..................................... .................................................. .................lol ;-)
How are you??
thanks MM leist you love me.. lol
night GG.
Well somebody has to :smt058
Well somebody has to :smt058
yup self loving gets a bit boring after a while :D
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:51 PM
yup self loving gets a bit boring after a while :D
Sit on your hand for abit and make it numb...will be like a stranger! ;-)
minimorecambe
02-11-10, 11:51 PM
yup self loving gets a bit boring after a while :D
I agree :rolleyes:
nah i'm way more advance than that. warm liver in a jar and a johnny. lol
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:53 PM
I'm good thanks Helen...how are you. Love the vid of you trying to clean out your ferrets...lol
minimorecambe
02-11-10, 11:54 PM
Im very happy at the moment :)
Lol yes they are a pain in the **** but great fun :)
just jumping between watching black sabbath and nattering here.
gruntygiggles
02-11-10, 11:59 PM
Got family guy on...Steve (Squirrel_Hunter) is livign with us for a bit and Rachel ( Stretchies sister) is here for the night, so we're all chilling on the sofa before bed.
cool. nice to have guests. peterco was here earlier, visits every week. really nice guy when you get to know him.
gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 12:03 AM
cool. nice to have guests. peterco was here earlier, visits every week. really nice guy when you get to know him.
Is he not very nice if you don't get to know him? lol
I'm off to bed now guys, chat later on this morning. Had no idea it was this time already! x
night GG
no he's just incredibly shy.
minimorecambe
03-11-10, 12:09 AM
Night GG xxx
minimorecambe
03-11-10, 12:14 AM
I better scuttle off to bed aswell seeing as I am up in 5 hours :(
:smt015
Night Bib :smt058 Sweet dreams x
minimorecambe
03-11-10, 12:15 AM
family back yet MM?
They were back a couple of weeks ago :)
night MM. sweat dreams hon.. xx
shows how much i pay attention..
anyway night gorgeous.
minimorecambe
03-11-10, 12:16 AM
shows how much i pay attention..
anyway night gorgeous.
Lol ;)
I know its childish but hey, thats me all over :)
http://i51.tinypic.com/2r5tg7a.jpg
minimorecambe
03-11-10, 06:59 AM
:smt044 with a slight :rolleyes: for good measure!!!
Good morning all :smt006
I shall be off to work for my last 12 hour shift before I have 4 days off :D
Milky Bar Kid
03-11-10, 07:05 AM
Work...bye!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 08:26 AM
I hope there's some good reading on here today as it deosn't look like im going to be doing anywork
well what would you like to discuss in the megathread today gavino? And hear everybodies opinion on!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 08:37 AM
discussion on boobies, pictorial examples the lot
+1,000,000
Would liven up a boring day shift :)
well i think they are great, better still I have a pair! :P
Wideboy
03-11-10, 08:44 AM
So do i, but they are solid and made of man iron rooaarr!!!
Or discuss stupid rappers names like mark wallberg being called marky mark
sorry i don't listen to the **** that is rap music, I have music taste!
Morning All
L - BOOBIES! ala chucca!!
It looks like i'm going to be out and about today
mrnin peeps
here are some boobies for ya.
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1193/320579497783.jpg (http://img821.imageshack.us/i/320579497783.jpg/)
Think I've found my next job - motorcycle courier
http://news.xerox.com/pr/xerox/artwork/7/1/0/2/7/171027/Xerox-and-Ducati-Print-Ad.jpg
Wideboy
03-11-10, 09:18 AM
Well, this is exciting
Well it me and you and us two so thats four!
but I ain't saying anything about what i'm doing now after we got accused of being too deep and heavy or the supposed content of myonline shopping basket!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 09:24 AM
Yea go on. something needs to happen. what are you doing?
working out how to use my new electronic pen!
I'm food shopping! While planning what to eat for the next week!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 09:33 AM
Electronic pen???
what food you buying, cmon detail details details!!!
meat, veg, sauces, eggs, milk etc just food so that I can make meals!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 09:46 AM
Me....als??? what are meals?
I have a job coming omg!! Shock horror
ummm planed chilli, spag bol, chicken in honey and mustard, lamb rogan josh just meals!
wow I feel under presure from all these questions lol
Wideboy
03-11-10, 09:55 AM
What are the exact ingredients? where did the supermarket get them from? in what date were they put in the shelves?
ANSWER NOW!!
What are the exact ingredients? where did the supermarket get them from? in what date were they put in the shelves?
ANSWER NOW!!
I DON'T KNOW!
Is it halal meat?
maybe I will check when I go shopping either tonight or tomorrow night
Chicken Rogon - food of the gods!
Silly rapper names - Vanilla Ice, but that Halifax advert with the waggly headed lady doing ISA ISA baby is strangely arousing...
Wideboy
03-11-10, 10:20 AM
Yeah she'd get it!!, 3 and a half times!!
Yeah wide boy - electronic pen - so i can write minutes and transfer them to my PC without typing a thing - Its great when i figure out how to use it
munkygunn182
03-11-10, 10:29 AM
Morning all! Quedos how much does an electronic pen set you back?
Probably a silly question, but do you have to type regular English for it to convert to a text file on the PC or can you use shorthand?
Wideboy
03-11-10, 10:35 AM
Wow how technology has come on since i was a nipper :(
Geodude
03-11-10, 10:38 AM
Wow how technology has come on since i was a nipper :(
Not really, try using 'dragon naturally speaking' with a northern accent
Not really, try using 'dragon naturally speaking' with a northern accent
yep, used that with a midlands accent!
I ended up shouting at the computer in the end and typing the information myself!
Geodude
03-11-10, 10:42 AM
Most of the 'interpreted' stuff that dragon came up with used to have me in stiches :)
You should try it with a scottish accent - it doens't understand a thing.
Swin - i don't know yet still faffing about with settings.
Munky - don't know part of union steward perks - going for a laptop next!
Wideboy
03-11-10, 10:48 AM
yep, used that with a midlands accent!
I ended up shouting at the computer in the end and typing the information myself!
"Get som chips n' gravy in maaaaaayyy!!"
;)
"Get som chips n' gravy in maaaaaayyy!!"
;)
:cry:
Hey L - ((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))
anyone seen V abt this morning? or has he been kidnapped again?
*Phone rings* Goes to voice mail...Hello, Im stuck in the Matrix, someone pelase get me out? *Hangs up*
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338425/): Morning, Mr Partridge.
Alan Partridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/): Yeah, Michael, I was just saying to Susan, bit of a job for you, unfortunately some vandals have sworn all over my car again.
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338425/): [Very thick Geordie accent] Vandals, eh, Mr Partridge? Y'know, makes yeh wonder what it's all aboot.
Alan Partridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/): [Confused] Aboot?
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338425/): Aye. Y'know, vandals, y'know? What is it all aboot?
Alan Partridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/): Oh, about. Sorry, sometimes it's difficult to understand the Geordie... people.
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338425/): [Speaking too quickly] Ye knaw, what ah reckon is that, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up to all this, y'know, larkin' every night.
Alan Partridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/): What?
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338425/): [Tries to speak more clearly but still uses too much Geordie dialect] What I'm saying is, they'll, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, ye knaw, for teh gan to, then they wouldn't dee it. Y'know, a lot a' them's from broken hawmes.
Alan Partridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/): Sorry, Michael, that was just a noise. All I got there was "broken homes". And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. You, look at you, do you, uh... go around drawing, I don't know, peephole bras on the wall?
Wonder how Dragon Dictate would get on with Michael? :D
Wideboy
03-11-10, 11:22 AM
i am to get my 4th samsung jet on saturday morning, 12 months into my 18 month contract.... what an awesome phone!
:cry:
:smt056
Wideboy
03-11-10, 11:36 AM
*Slaps reeder*
gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 11:37 AM
Morning peeps. I'm coming down with something and not feeling too hot today :-(
How are you fine specimens?
I was feeling a bit rough yesterday, queasy feeling and generally headachey, didn't sleep very well at all last night and am really gritty-eyed this morning.
Sounds like there's another bug doing the rounds...
Wideboy
03-11-10, 11:40 AM
No kissing then gg, gws x..... oh no wait no, now i'll have it
im fine :cool:
gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 11:49 AM
lol @ Gav
Yeah, just feel groggy and queasy :-(
I've got a glitter overdose and still coughing and sneezing the stuff!
GWS GG there's a bug doing the rounds up here so doing my best not to catch it
I had a bug early last week and I'm still experiencing the tail end of it now. POOR ME!
:smt056poor reeder:smt056
least you're over it now
and stop fishing for sympathy its not becoming of you!:eye:
Wideboy
03-11-10, 12:41 PM
I've got a crack pipe addiction, makes me cough alot
i've now finished todays work lol, lasted about as long as my love life
*Rings the phone again, leaves anotehr message* Look, im still inside the matrix, will someone pelase get me outta here, i iz hungry init, oh and Cheryl, you will always be hot *Hangs up*
gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 01:11 PM
Hey Q - I'm alright....just not 100%!
:smt056poor reeder:smt056
least you're over it now
and stop fishing for sympathy its not becoming of you!:eye:
But I like sympathy :)
Wideboy
03-11-10, 01:31 PM
With a face like that im surprised you dont get it all the time...
Ouch.... who fed gavino the bitch biscuits today!
Oh Gavin. You do say the most hurtful things. But it's ok. I forgive you.
Wideboy
03-11-10, 01:43 PM
I meant it, every last damn word!!!
its over
What's everyone doing this afternoon?
working or maybe studying
Wideboy
03-11-10, 01:54 PM
Im standing at work currently, may move later not quite sure yet
I'm doing our invoicing for the end of last month. How exciting!
Studying for what Lily?
i'm waiting to be summoned into the boss's office
Wideboy
03-11-10, 03:02 PM
Well then, this is cosey isnt it
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