The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

bad word play on a trivium song

[munkygunn182]

Ah, i stopped reading when I seen Trivium :p

[andrewsmith]

:p

what type of night u planning

[munkygunn182]

pop punk/emo/post hardcore

[andrewsmith]

not dark enough for me!

good luck mate

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers...

[munkygunn182]

Evening bibio, how do?

[Bibio]

i'm fine. hows yourself?

[andrewsmith]

ey up bib

[Bibio]

howdoo mr smith. soz about the other weekend there at the racing. i got in the compound and got a call so had to scoot.. i was mighty pizzed at it. but thats life i supose.

[munkygunn182]

Nervous nervous nervous, club pitch tomorrow, 21 tomorrow, working tomorrow... its all go tomorrow!

[andrewsmith]

its alright mate.

Was a productive weekend along with last weekend and a mental on this weekend :D

CROFT baby :smt040



happy birthday young 'un

[Bibio]

hahaha.. you'll be learning to juggle next munky

[Bibio]

its been a productive cpp weeks for me as i'm finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel to my projects.

[andrewsmith]

what the bike lives?

[Bibio]

no the bike is striped and all naked waiting for me to caress her with a new front end and other goodies. kids are off school for 2 weeks so should be able to get down and get stuff done.

berlin will show you what i have been up to next time you see him.

[andrewsmith]

u been feeding the Berlin racing machine

[Bibio]

yup. for the good of the org. well thats the plan anyhoo.

[andrewsmith]

prototype what then?

[Bibio]

brackets to get rid of the naff OEM ones on the rear spindle so there is no slop. he has 1 of the MKII's to test.

[andrewsmith]

fair enuf
the dooo hickies :p

[Bibio]

yup... those things.

[andrewsmith]

anyways am off tooo bed night all

[Bibio]

night smithers

[munkygunn182]

night love

[sv4me]

I've got the dentist tomorrow :(

Bring it, i'm ready for you ya son b!tch :smt062

[minimorecambe]

Aww *small guitars, playing sad songs* :p

I may be off out on the bike for a quick blast if its nice (what the doctor doesn't know won't hurt) :p

[sv4me]

You're all heart....B!tch ;)

He's an evil,sadistic b@stard my dentist. He wont let you out the chair until hes inflicted pain with his little hooky thing

And its supposed to be lovely tomorrow, go nuts :thumbsup: whys a quack telling you to stay off the bike?

[minimorecambe]

You're all heart....B!tch ;)

He's an evil,sadistic b@stard my dentist. He wont let you out the chair until hes inflicted pain with his little hooky thing

And its supposed to be lovely tomorrow, go nuts :thumbsup: whys a quack telling you to stay off the bike?

You know me well :p :smt084

I have tendonitis in both hands so the bike is a no-no at the moment.
But where there is a will there is a way :)

[sv4me]

Ooh, that sucks. Whats caused that? Drawing too much!? Am sure a quick spin up to the bridge will go unnoticed :mrgreen:

[minimorecambe]

Not sure on the cause, think it's a mixture of the job and the bike.

I think a run up to the bridge will stretch my hands out a bit and help :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Devils bridge? I really need to get my backside to the bridge to see what the fuss is about....

[minimorecambe]

Yeh Devils Bridge. Its a lot of fuss about nothing really :p

Come and I will show you around if you like :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can't make it tomorrow, got plans. But sure we can sort it at some point!!

[sv4me]

I think a run up to the bridge will stretch my hands out a bit and help :D

Definitely....or make it 10x worse 1 or the other :D lol

Devils is great for brekkie in the summer and then going off and exploring the lakes. Oh and for jumping off into the stream below if you're a bit tapped in the head :smt048

[minimorecambe]

Can't make it tomorrow, got plans. But sure we can sort it at some point!!

Well even if I do make it tomorrow it will be for a quick brew and then home as the pub calls :p

Give me a shout whenever and I could meet you in the lakes or something and trundle down to the bridge.

If you are going to AR its not that far from there if you want to bimble over :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well even if I do make it tomorrow it will be for a quick brew and then home as the pub calls :p

Give me a shout whenever and I could meet you in the lakes or something and trundle down to the bridge.

If you are going to AR its not that far from there if you want to bimble over :)

Awesome! We shall definately do that at some point then!!

[minimorecambe]

Definitely....or make it 10x worse 1 or the other :D lol


I expect the first one is more likely :-? :smt101

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I expect the first one is more likely :-? :smt101
Still suffering mm?

Sucks.

[minimorecambe]

Evening all

Hey Fruitcake :D

Still suffering mm?

Sucks.

Yup, I have both hands strapped up now but hey ho :D

[minimorecambe]

Awesome! We shall definately do that at some point then!!

Its a date :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Got a lovely bandage on my knee. Had surgery Monday and he 'removed a foreign body' (cartilage nothing exciting).
He showed me some pics and pointed out that I was missing part of a ligament (!?!) but he didn't seem concerned so I'm not.

Hurts like a gud un.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yay I gots a date with a pretty lady! lol!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Yay I gots a date with a pretty lady! lol!

(tries hard to not draw mental pictures)

[minimorecambe]

Got a lovely bandage on my knee. Had surgery Monday and he 'removed a foreign body' (cartilage nothing exciting).
He showed me some pics and pointed out that I was missing part of a ligament (!?!) but he didn't seem concerned so I'm not.

Hurts like a gud un.

Ouchy :( :smt058

No bike for a while then?

Yay I gots a date with a pretty lady! lol!

:D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Ouchy :( :smt058

No bike for a while then?



:D

Nah but at least I can get some quality org hours in ;)

[minimorecambe]

Not quite the same though is it :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

(tries hard to not draw mental pictures)

Always gotta be a smutty thought...lol!

[sv4me]

Got a lovely bandage on my knee. Had surgery Monday and he 'removed a foreign body' (cartilage nothing exciting).
He showed me some pics and pointed out that I was missing part of a ligament (!?!) but he didn't seem concerned so I'm not.

Hurts like a gud un.

Are you sure hes just not concerned cause its not his leg!? How does ligament go missing?? Did you check under the sofa?

(tries hard to not draw mental pictures)

You wanna get inside my head :smt103

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Always gotta be a smutty thought...lol!

Sorry, but I'm only a man. It's how I was programmed.
That and how to BBQ ;)

[minimorecambe]

(tries hard to not draw mental pictures)

You wanna get inside my head :smt103

Men :rolleyes:

Can me and Nic not have an innocent date? Tut

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Not quite the same though is it :p
Missing it already.
Still, good excuse to go for a blast somewhere when I'm mended.

[Milky Bar Kid]

(tries hard to not draw mental pictures)

Men :rolleyes:

Can me and Nic not have an innocent date? Tut

I know. Two young innocent ladies....

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Are you sure hes just not concerned cause its not his leg!? How does ligament go missing?? Did you check under the sofa?



You wanna get inside my head :smt103

Checked, not there.
had reconstructive surgery years ago.
I think he said (I was still coming round from the general) that if it's held up this long I should be okay.

6week sick note (going back sooner I hope) and then back to see the consultant. I'll try to snag the pics when I visit.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Is it as windy where you are?

Not fallout from a takeaway, I'm referring to the weather.

Flipping howling here in Sheffield.

[sv4me]

Men :rolleyes:

Can me and Nic not have an innocent date? Tut

Ofcourse :smt083 do you class mud wrestling as innocent? :mrgreen:

Checked, not there.
had reconstructive surgery years ago.
I think he said (I was still coming round from the general) that if it's held up this long I should be okay.

6week sick note (going back sooner I hope) and then back to see the consultant. I'll try to snag the pics when I visit.

As long as hes happy then, hes seen it all before (you hope!)

Hope the time doesnt drag too much for you, I bet after 4 weeks you'll be staring longingly at the bike and your wife will be hiding the keys :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not particularly. Was a lot windier last night.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Not particularly. Was a lot windier last night.

Tbf, I was that doped up yesterday the building could have been half way to OZ with me in pigtails and red shoes and I wouldn't have known.

[Milky Bar Kid]

lol! I could do with some of what you've got! Might help me sleep! lol!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

As long as hes happy then, hes seen it all before (you hope!)

Hope the time doesnt drag too much for you, I bet after 4 weeks you'll be staring longingly at the bike and your wife will be hiding the keys :)
Thanks and I'm sure she's already picked out a hiding place.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

lol! I could do with some of what you've got! Might help me sleep! lol!

Everything okay? I'd read you a bedtime story (always sends my boy off) but if I wrote it down you'd be reading it yourself so that wouldn't work!

[minimorecambe]

Is it as windy where you are?

Not fallout from a takeaway, I'm referring to the weather.

Flipping howling here in Sheffield.

Isnt as bad as it was last night. Im in the loft so I hear and feel it more than most.

Ofcourse :smt083 do you class mud wrestling as innocent? :mrgreen:

Yes if its done fully clothed and by the rules :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Everything okay? I'd read you a bedtime story (always sends my boy off) but if I wrote it down you'd be reading it yourself so that wouldn't work!

Meh, I've spent the past two years being a bit of an insomniac. Not a lot helps to be fair!

Isnt as bad as it was last night. Im in the loft so I hear and feel it more than most.



Yes if its done fully clothed and by the rules :p

Fully clothed! lol! I don't do mud....unless I am working...Jelly, maybe...

[minimorecambe]

Fully clothed! lol! I don't do mud....unless I am working...Jelly, maybe...

Jelly beans and you have a deal -could start off a new trend :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Isnt as bad as it was last night. Im in the loft so I hear and feel it more than most.

Harry Potter style or the more conventional conversion?

Sarah has always wanted a dorma so she can have a telescope to look at the stars.

[sv4me]

Is it as windy where you are?

Not fallout from a takeaway, I'm referring to the weather.

Flipping howling here in Sheffield.

Its all quiet on the western southport front

Yes if its done fully clothed and by the rules :p

:thumbdown: me no likey

[minimorecambe]

Harry Potter style or the more conventional conversion?

Sarah has always wanted a dorma so she can have a telescope to look at the stars.

The conventional sort - I am loved :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Jelly beans and you have a deal -could start off a new trend :p

Two of my favourite things!
beautiful ladies and sugary confection.
(Homer Simpson groan/drooling)

[sv4me]

Fully clothed! lol! I don't do mud....unless I am working...Jelly, maybe...

Jelly beans and you have a deal -could start off a new trend :p

Done and done, I'll sell the viewing rights :cool:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Meh, I've spent the past two years being a bit of an insomniac. Not a lot helps to be fair!

Harsh, a mate of mine swears blind that since he stopped drinking tea after 6pm, he's slept like a log.

If I'm struggling to get to Z-town I have a wee dram of whiskey.
I'm not suggesting getting hammered but seriously a nip seems to put the stresses of the day to rest.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! Loving this!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Harsh, a mate of mine swears blind that since he stopped drinking tea after 6pm, he's slept like a log.

If I'm struggling to get to Z-town I have a wee dram of whiskey.
I'm not suggesting getting hammered but seriously a nip seems to put the stresses of the day to rest.

Honestly, I have tried just about everything legal!

[minimorecambe]

Well Dave I expect a share of the profits!!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

The conventional sort - I am loved :p

Good, glad to hear it.
Couldn't bear the thought of you clambering up a step ladder into a dark, cold, damp loft with your bandaged wrists.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well Dave I expect a share of the profits!!!

I expect a share of the jelly beans before usage (I'm not into that kind of thing).

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeh Helen, we need a decent share mefinks..

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I went to a wedding once where they had Martini glasses full of jelly beans on every table. by the end of the night I'd had jelly beans with every optic from the bar.

[sv4me]

I think you'll find my pimpin fees very reasonable :smt016

[Milky Bar Kid]

I think you'll find my pimpin fees very reasonable :smt016

Haha! Wonder what Gav will have to say about you pimpin his missus!

[DarrenSV650S]

You guys need to help me. I'm painting my nails black with a permanent marker. That is how bored I am

[sv4me]

Its FIIIIIIIIIIINE, as long as he gets a cut I cant see him having a problem with it...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You guys need to help me. I'm painting my nails black with a permanent marker. That is how bored I am

You'll ruin that French polish you had done.

[Milky Bar Kid]

You guys need to help me. I'm painting my nails black with a permanent marker. That is how bored I am

Yeh, that's fairly bored!

Its FIIIIIIIIIIINE, as long as he gets a cut I cant see him having a problem with it...

lol....you convincing yourself?

[DarrenSV650S]

Got some pretty cool designs going. Individual symbols on each nail, a question mark on my palm, if I make a claw shape it says HATE and if I make a waving shape it says LOVE

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Goodnight peepholes, going to dream about jelly beans.

[DarrenSV650S]

Night fruity

[sv4me]

You guys need to help me. I'm painting my nails black with a permanent marker. That is how bored I am

a) spin around on your chair really fast,stand up, fall over and break something
b) do that thing out of alien where you spread your hand on the desk and stab between your fingers with a craft knife
c) go to a&e to get stitched up (see above)

HTH :D

lol....you convincing yourself?

:smt045 he won't stand in the way of her dream

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeh, think I am gonna disappear too! Laters all!

[DarrenSV650S]

a) spin around on your chair really fast,stand up, fall over and break something
b) do that thing out of alien where you spread your hand on the desk and stab between your fingers with a craft knife
c) go to a&e to get stitched up (see above)

HTH :D



:smt045 he won't stand in the way of her dream

I was standing up on the chair earlier trying to spin round without touching anything. Then I started wondering how I was physically turning the chair?? Is it to do with pushing air? Would I be able to do it in space? Do I need gravity to be able to do it? Then I got confused and sat back down

[sv4me]

Night MBK :smt039 i'll get the contracts written up in the morning

[sv4me]

I was standing up on the chair earlier trying to spin round without touching anything. Then I started wondering how I was physically turning the chair?? Is it to do with pushing air? Would I be able to do it in space? Do I need gravity to be able to do it? Then I got confused and sat back down

Whoa man thats deep, especially for this time of night :smt073if you've got a spare £60k you could take the chair to NASA's vomit comet and find out for yourself. Keep us posted ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

I can think of cheaper ways to vomit :D


I've now got like a complete fingerless glove of ink. It looks really cool. Hope I don't get ink poisoning or something...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning org
I can think of cheaper ways to vomit :D


I've now got like a complete fingerless glove of ink. It looks really cool. Hope I don't get ink poisoning or something...

Did you fall asleep with that hand between your head & the pillow?

http://myfunnypics.org/d/521-2/Funny+pic+of+a+baby+with+a+chocolate+hand+print+on +his+face.jpg

Bet you have fun scrubbing it off with the nail brush today.

[andrewsmith]

been at work an hour and I'm bored soild :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all....

[Tara]

morning

[Reeder]

Gav? You there?!

[Quedos]

Morning All

been a busy wee bee this morning - now totally starving marvin!!

[Tara]

i've been in work since 7.30 trying to make up the time from Monday not been too busy but going to pick up Ryan from my inlaws at 12 :D