The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[anna]

hey kate, long time no see in these parts ... hope all is well with you xx

[keithd]

oooh congrats on the contract. Will you be rewarded for your efforts?

big lol nah, my boss just clenched his fists in a celebratory type fashion and asked if i'd heard about another tender i've presented!! he knows how to keep his staff happy :D

[anna]

Keith .. so long as he doesnt point his finger at you in celebrity style and say "your fired" you doing well ;)

[Wideboy]

domino's and beer yeeeaaahhhh!!!

[Holdup]

Friday yeeeeeh

[minimorecambe]

Friday poooohhhh

[Holdup]

why is that?

[minimorecambe]

Because I am on 12 hour shifts Friday, Saturday and Sunday

[Holdup]

Unlucky

I got tomorrow off, so hoping to work on the bike, but working sat - thurs after that

[minimorecambe]

Its all money I suppose :)

And I doubt I will be able to think of anything else to fill my time with :p

[Holdup]

True, i get bored if i have too much time off

[andrewsmith]

wasssssssup

[minimorecambe]

I was being sarcastic.
I have a lot of things that I could think of doing that dont involve work

[Holdup]

I couldnt

any way shh talking about Andrew now, he's here

[minimorecambe]

Hi Andrew :)

[andrewsmith]

you all ok?

[minimorecambe]

Yah, you?

[andrewsmith]

not bad beer time! You?
Gutted a couldn't pick my new end can up today


HU: :smt098

[Holdup]

:smt068:smt068

[andrewsmith]

:smt027


Ninja, Ninnnnnnnnjaaaaaaa

:smt027

[minimorecambe]

Enough violence boys!

[andrewsmith]

yes Mrs

[Holdup]

My ninja will kick yo ass

Then wont stop

and will keep going straight ahead

...

[minimorecambe]

yes Mrs

Miss :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

My ninja will kick yo ass

Then wont stop

and will keep going straight ahead

...

I am Chuck Norris

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZdgI4LGbuso/TWGTIzi83rI/AAAAAAAAABg/nF_SZuLmr7o/s1600/300.jpg

Miss :rolleyes:

:lol:

My mistake

[Venom]

http://r9.fodey.com/2168/eed4cc929da14027bf7cfa70cec73e91.0.gif (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/ninjatext.asp)

[andrewsmith]

:winner:

[Holdup]

hmmmmmm

piephone 16 gb

or piephone 32gb?

[andrewsmith]

neither

They're........


Both S****

[Holdup]

i want a new phone

but i listen to moosic every day walking to and from work and some of the tracks i want only iToons supports

white or black also?

[andrewsmith]

will it blend?

fLreo24WYeQ

[andrewsmith]

http://r9.fodey.com/2168/827d2e96567b414ab3be0b403ec59070.0.gif (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/ninjatext.asp)

[anna]

I wanna go... someone want to lend me their iphone?

[Viney]

Morning you loveley people

[Reeder]

Can't believe that dude blends all those things!

[Viney]

All in the name of fame.

Morning Reeder me ole fruit. how the devil are you?

[keithd]

I am here, I am queer

[Reeder]

Guess it's worked. Why didn't I come up with the idea of blending things?

I am well captain V. How art thou?

[anna]

afternoon all xx

[Viney]

*Dives on Anna* Annnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :kiss:

Nods at the D

[Grinch]

Lunch time! Bing!

[anna]

hey V-man whats new in superhero land?

[Viney]

och, yae know, just saving the world kinda stuff.

[Viney]

Lunch time! Bing!Sorry, who are you?

[anna]

wow a Grinch?? hellooooooooo long time in no see in these parts..

V-man listen Greece didnt need saving ;)

[Viney]

Well i was in and out like Greased Lightening

[anna]

*groan*

[Viney]

What?

You just dont appreciate me :(

Anyway, i wouldnt cast dispersions on the Greek economy, Portugal dont look to great, according to the Sun today!

Just as im coming out of Debt (4 more payments yay \0/) the world is getting into debt. How ironic

[anna]

..well if it is in the sun then it must be true...

In all honesty though although the pt havent been doing amazingly we have just had a government change who have put in place some sever austerity measures that no one is giving a chance to see do well. The rating agencies are determined right now to bring the euro down to take the slack off the fact that america may well default their loan to china!

[Viney]

..well if it is in the sun then it must be true...

In all honesty though although the pt havent been doing amazingly we have just had a government change who have put in place some sever austerity measures that no one is giving a chance to see do well. The rating agencies are determined right now to bring the euro down to take the slack off the fact that america may well default their loan to china!Its madness. Italy apprently are second in europe for bad times!

They all make me look like a financial saint :lol:

But yes, the US, is the worst out of the bunch.

[andrewsmith]

afternoon

Been too busy today

[Viney]

12 minutes and i is outta here :) *Does a little jig*

[andrewsmith]

jammy git!

5pm here 2am at the other one :(

[anna]

ohh we are back up and running now then.

[keithd]

night out with work "entertaining" tonight :(

i'd rather pull my teeth out to be honest. come join me in farnham anybody, please. there's a pint in it for you...

[Reeder]

Just dont go Keith darling.

[Reeder]

That is what the d stands for, right?

[andrewsmith]

you don't wanna know

[Reeder]

I do.

[Grinch]

Sorry, who are you?

I'm not sure, I this vague memory of being here once but its all fuzzy like some sort of spy amnesia.

wow a Grinch?? hellooooooooo long time in no see in these parts..


Hello their Anna, nice to see you too. Still being lovely I hope.

I'm off for a run, so be good people.

[andrewsmith]

I do.

destruction

[Wideboy]

quiet in here

[Holdup]

Was until you showed up

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/4670181-crash-boom-bam-and-bang-four-grouped-comic-book-cloud-bursts-and-explosions.jpg

[Venom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/12/128762572240786032.jpg

[Holdup]

poor kitty

[Wideboy]

that's sandy!

[Holdup]

Your kitten?

[minimorecambe]

Like Sandy would let you do that!
He would eat you :p

Not like my dog who is well trained to be a prop -

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/265548_10150230596894333_669224332_6885227_7878934 _o.jpg

[Wideboy]

max is my ground mechanic! i need time to start my plane when i shout contact, thats why i dressed him like that!

[Holdup]

Look like you could be brothers

[Venom]

Look like you could be brothers

Nah, he's more of Theodore

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/SV%20forum/chipmunks_theo.jpg

[Holdup]

:D

[Wideboy]

shut up

[minimorecambe]

All the best women love Theodore anyway so :p

[Holdup]

pardon

[minimorecambe]

All the best women love Theodore anyway so :razz:

[Wideboy]

how come in sixth sense bruce wilis has a reflection


at the end of sixth sense i... JIZZED, IN MY PANTS!

[Holdup]

Pardon

[Venom]

how come in sixth sense bruce wilis has a reflection


Bad editing

[Wideboy]

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this young james

[minimorecambe]

Im off to bed. Night night x

:smt058 - James, Gary

:smt008 - Gav

[Wideboy]

nunight :)

[Holdup]

Why do i have to share one

tsssk

Night Helen :kiss:

[Wideboy]

because you jizz in your pants

[Holdup]

Least its contained

[minimorecambe]

tut - James :smt058

[Holdup]

Yesssssssssssssss

[Wideboy]

i'll send the cleaners round

[Holdup]

Thanks

Hopefully sorted the Ninjas brakes today :D

[Wideboy]

what had you done to them?

[Holdup]

The discs didnt move on the buttons, but got them moving now :D also the brake lever kept going spongy, think the m/c bleed nipple wasnt sealing properly causing a leak

[andrewsmith]

Gav trolled the org and Jizzed in his pants :lol:

[hindle8907]

hey dudes how we all doing ? looking forward to putting faces to names at the AR this year ! !
I Know I have been a bit boring the past few years and haven't attended any even though I've been active since 2009,
I know the AR isn't about riding fast but i really didn't fancy it on 33bhp....
But I'm really looking forward to meeting you all on the 5th :)

Ant :)

[Viney]

hey dudes how we all doing ? looking forward to putting faces to names at the AR this year ! !
I Know I have been a bit boring the past few years and haven't attended any even though I've been active since 2009,
I know the AR isn't about riding fast but i really didn't fancy it on 33bhp....
But I'm really looking forward to meeting you all on the 5th :)

Ant :)I would just like to say that we had a 125 on L Plates on one of the AR's and she still was in the middle of the pack. Never worry about your speed on an AR...ever. Hell we even beat half the pack in a car once :lol: and funny enough its the same place.

Sadly i wont be there. Cant get the Friday off work and im not riding 250 miles on a friday evening!

[andrewsmith]

pull a fast one and come!
Didnt sally keep up LP on his 33 at a gm?

[minimorecambe]

Any sad person around on a Saturday night?

[andrewsmith]

ME!! :smt039
Enjoying my first Saturday off in 3 months

You ok MM? :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Yeh Im fine thanks Andy. How are you?
Just having a glass of wine and watching Dynamo :)

[Holdup]

and me