The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

My best friend has just found out she is pregnant :smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026

So happy :D :D :D

[Holdup]

how did that come across then?

[Venom]

Congratulations to your friend!

[andrewsmith]

My best friend has just found out she is pregnant :smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026

So happy :D :D :D

is it yours MM? :lol:











I'll get my coat

TAXI!!!!

[Bibio]

is your friend happy?

congratz to your friend....

[minimorecambe]

Yeh shes over the moon, has been trying for a while. :)

[Wideboy]

quiet in here

[andrewsmith]

i'll go get my chainsaw then

[DarrenSV650S]

Quiet wideboy, mini is in labour

[Viney]

'sup dawgs

[Viney]

My best friend has just found out she is pregnant :smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026

So happy :D :D :DWasnt me

[minimorecambe]

Quiet wideboy, mini is in labour

:-? Im not stupid enough to get up the duff (no offence to anyone who has)

[Shellywoozle]

Congrats to your friend MM

Hello Wooze is back :-) xxxxx

[Viney]

:-? Im not stupid enough to get up the duff (no offence to anyone who has)Well, i can change that ;)

[Venom]

Sup Viney, how was today's day off?

MM, your resident thought you were... *hides*

[minimorecambe]

Well, i can change that ;)

Lol

I would have to decline Viney ;)

[Dave20046]

yup indeed i am. front end is almost ready to go. but cookie jar is rather bare so have to save a bit more for shock, tyre and scotty.

will be having a bibster mega sv parts sale soon.

Sweet, you're going to be busy this winter :smt028

[minimorecambe]

MM, your resident thought you were... *hides*

:smt090

[Venom]

:smt090

sorry :smt056

Normally people tell me to shut up when I'm annoying.

[minimorecambe]

sorry :smt056

Normally people tell me to shut up when I'm annoying.

Hehe you fell for it :p

[Venom]

Hehe you fell for it :p

Dammit!!! :smt019

[Viney]

'sup Venom. Day off not too bad. Dumped TV, got hair cut, joined the gym, packed for my trip tomorrow, gonna have a shower, then up the pub, although i do have to be up at silly oclock in the morning!

Helen, im hurt :( :lol:

[Venom]

Where are you going? I think I need a haircut this week as well.

[minimorecambe]

Helen, im hurt :( :lol:

I still wuvs you though :D

[Wideboy]

can someone make me some food?

[DarrenSV650S]

how bout nooooo

[Wideboy]

oh ok then :(

[andrewsmith]

can someone make me some food?

http://www.just-eat.co.uk/

[Wideboy]

no already had a burger king whilst i was out today

[andrewsmith]

WB you should technically not eat for the next 48 hours

[munkygunn182]

Evening all, thought i should probably say hi rather than just lurking!

[fizzwheel]

Thats the kitchen almost finished, well the first coat anyway, going to need another two coats of emulsion, meh... I really liked the bright green when I painted it all those years ago, covering it over is not so much fun !

Been slagged off to my face at work today, by the two f*ckwits I work with, just when I thought we were getting on not to badly.

House is quiet with no dogs and I'm on call so cant really go out and theres f*ck all on TV...

sorry just needed to get that off my chest.

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 Craig

Not long now :D

[andrewsmith]

Hi Craig

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/73683-bigthumbnail.jpg

[andrewsmith]

Feel Better Fizz?

[fizzwheel]

Not really, the work thing is irritating me and I shouldnt let it. They are both nasty pieces of work, not the first time I've been in this position. Everytime I complain nowt gets done about it.

[minimorecambe]

Thats the kitchen almost finished, well the first coat anyway, going to need another two coats of emulsion, meh... I really liked the bright green when I painted it all those years ago, covering it over is not so much fun !

Been slagged off to my face at work today, by the two f*ckwits I work with, just when I thought we were getting on not to badly.

House is quiet with no dogs and I'm on call so cant really go out and theres f*ck all on TV...

sorry just needed to get that off my chest.

Painting isnt too bad when you dont have to do the ceiling! I always get someone to do that bit for me :)

For the rest of it :grouphug:

[fizzwheel]

I dont mind decorating, its just getting tedious having to put 3 coats on the wall, before you cant see what colour it used to be.

[DarrenSV650S]

Just use the Mr Bean painting technique

[Sally]

Nom Nom Nom

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs478.ash2/75186_10150329627990570_835475569_15691522_1920666 _n.jpg

[munkygunn182]

Put me in the mood for chips and cheese, i shall return shortly!



Nom Nom Nom

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs478.ash2/75186_10150329627990570_835475569_15691522_1920666 _n.jpg

[Shellywoozle]

Put me in the mood for chips and cheese, i shall return shortly!


Ohhh cheese and chips, always have them after a night out. Nom nom nom

[andrewsmith]

they are vile

Chips and garlic sauce tho...

mmmmmm

[Dave20046]

Sal - that looks Awesome!
proper man meal

[widepants]

evening peeps

[Sally]

Fillet steak from Tesco, cooking in butter to medium, 5 waffles and a fu(k load of tomato sauce :p

[Dave20046]

Fillet steak from Tesco, cooking in butter to medium, 5 waffles and a fu(k load of tomato sauce :p

Pm me when you launch your book!

Take that grunty giggles :santa:

[Shellywoozle]

arggggghhhhhhhhh i hate websites when they dont play ball !!

Grrrrrrrr

[minimorecambe]

Shopping websites????

[Shellywoozle]

Shopping websites????

Kinda .... flight booking ....... :-) just a casual enquiry but the airports I want dont go to where I want to go to !


Ohhh MM you would love the jacket I bought off the net tho.......... lurvely :)

[minimorecambe]

Kinda .... flight booking ....... :-) just a casual enquiry but the airports I want dont go to where I want to go to !


Ohhh MM you would love the jacket I bought off the net tho.......... lurvely :)

Lalalalala Im not listening!!!!

I have just spent a silly amount of money on a new jacket and a new bag today while perusing the interweb :p

[Shellywoozle]

Lalalalala Im not listening!!!!

I have just spent a silly amount of money on a new jacket and a new bag today while perusing the interweb :p

Ohh what ya bought.

[Holdup]

:smt039

[andrewsmith]

meh! bored!

[minimorecambe]

I cant seem to get pictures of them :(

[Holdup]

HAHAHAHA

Watching coppers on channel 4, Kent is the best :D

[andrewsmith]

HAHAHAHA

Watching coppers on channel 4, Kent is Redneck country!! WOOOOOP WOOOP!!

Edited to what I've watched

[Holdup]

Edited to what I've watched

Man any where in Medway is like that, where i live is slightly better

i like that though

"**** off you fat fou eyed ****"

"not being funny but a mirror would of been handy at that point"

or along those lines

[andrewsmith]

I know been once.

I will return with a Nuclear warhead in tow

[Holdup]

10 - 15 minutes in the car and im in medway, get to drive down the road where all the prosies hang out, classy, but i bet you know where they hang about any way

[andrewsmith]

No I don't HU
and anyways am Chuck Norris

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[Holdup]

Whats underneath his beard?

[andrewsmith]

another fist

Superman changed his name to Wonder Woman after serving in prison with Chuck Norris.

[Holdup]

orly?

[andrewsmith]

orly?

yup

A test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox Kinect. No one survived.

That i can believe

[munkygunn182]

Sorted, just had a massive bowl of chips and cheese! Nearly bed for me! :o

[minimorecambe]

That i can believe

Me too!!!!!!!

[Holdup]

:o

[andrewsmith]

This doesn't worry me at all

*panics and runs*


Every night Chuck Norris randomly picks a name from a list names of people that have never submitted a Chuck Norris fact.... I sleep relaxed at nght!

[Venom]

Everyone knows Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris.

[andrewsmith]

Everyone knows Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris.

Venoms' last joke was about Chuck Norris

Nice knowing you mate

[Holdup]

video didnt kill the radiostar... Chuck Norris did

Man he gets about

[munkygunn182]

Go to google, type "where is chuck norris?" and hit im feeling lucky :)

[Venom]

bqzQ2qrtBeg

[minimorecambe]

All this Chuck Norris talk is rather boring!

SHELLY COME TALK CLOTHES!!!! :p

[Holdup]

Im going to bed in a hope that i will sleep before 2am!!!

G'night all x

[Venom]

SHELLY COME TALK CLOTHES!!!! :p

erm.... I saw some really nice clothes in town.

Night HU

[andrewsmith]

night HU

make sure u check for Chuck Norris in the closet

[minimorecambe]

erm.... I saw some really nice clothes in town.

Night HU

Thanks for trying Venom :)

Night HU x

[Venom]

Thanks for trying Venom :)

Night HU x

God loves a trier

[andrewsmith]

God loves a trier

and god fears Chuck Norris


Sorry I'm done :)

[munkygunn182]

Okay, im going to bed. Hopefully i shall return tomorrow as a rider with a full licence... Update at around 12.30 :)

[minimorecambe]

God loves a trier

But hates a failure......

[minimorecambe]

Okay, im going to bed. Hopefully i shall return tomorrow as a rider with a full licence... Update at around 12.30 :)


Night Craig :D

Good luck xxx

[Venom]

Sorry I'm done :)

Thank Chuck Norris for that!

[Venom]

Okay, im going to bed. Hopefully i shall return tomorrow as a rider with a full licence... Update at around 12.30 :)

good luck craig!

[andrewsmith]

Okay, im going to bed. Hopefully i shall return tomorrow as a rider with a full licence... Update at around 12.30 :)

good luck mate!!!

[Venom]

Right... what's the topic now?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Topic_(chocolate_bar).jpg

[andrewsmith]

its this

Xh830RhaW2k

[Bibio]

night craig. take it easy take it slow for tomorrow.

[widepants]

wine makes the room go round

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh look it's gid

HELLO THERE GID :smt039

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY

[widepants]

Oh look it's gid

HELLO THERE GID :smt039

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY
dont shout...tooooo much wine in the system:smt060:-({|=

[Wideboy]

happy tuesday!!

[DarrenSV650S]

happy tuesday!!

:rave:

[Quedos]

Hi and Bye!!

Kettles on and filled!!
biscuits are in the corner

HAVE FUN!!

[Tara]

You too Q

My boss turned up at 8 am with atwo bottles of wine :D

[lily]

morning!

Have fun both of you two!

I had a nice skip walking into work today! ;)

[Tara]

morning!

Have fun both of you two!

I had a nice skip walking into work today! ;)
I'll bet you did :D

[gruntygiggles]

lol @ Lily!

I thought you were off work today for some reason Tara!

I hope everyone is having a good morning. I have just put food out for the birds and broken the ice that was on their water...poor little things need to be able to drink as well!