The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[anna]

still moving... this might be lunch break though:smt026

[minimorecambe]

Hi all :)

Back from a meant to be 1/2 hour blast. Turned into 2 hours when I got lost :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Time for work. Hope I get finished at 3!!!! Not likely though!

[Wideboy]

bye bye nic x

[Wideboy]

halo confuses me so I've decided im going to have a pasty!

[DarrenSV650S]

A snack!?! Thou ist going to hell'th


Been out on the bike all day, just had a curry, now sitting with the heater on watching shnooker. I am properly satisfied :)

[minimorecambe]

Ey up Darren :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey mini person. Hows things

[minimorecambe]

Not too bad :)
Bloody garden centre next door is sending me insane. Thier alarm has been going off for ages and its flipping loud. :smt071

[robh539]

Evening all, how we all doing?

[minimorecambe]

Hey Rob :)
How are you?
Im better now I have put my earphones in and Im listening to my music and not that alarm :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening Robert

[DarrenSV650S]

widepants what are you up to?

[robh539]

I'm not to bad tired but all good . Mini got and air rifle? I'd take it out lol. I an get out in the bike tomorrow too :)

[minimorecambe]

Yup I do have an air rifle as a matter of fact and that thought did go through my head but they have got off their arses and turned it off now.

[widepants]

wohooooooo got ma new car coming soon.
just waiting for them to finish making it

[DarrenSV650S]

You gettin out on the bike much this weekend mini?

[minimorecambe]

I was out today for a good few hours getting lost as usual :p

Im on 12 hour shifts every day from tomorrow until a week Monday :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Ouch don't like12 hour shifts. What do you do

[widepants]

=; stop chatting up the birds

[minimorecambe]

Me either when I have 7 in a row!

I work on a challenging behaviour unit in a nursing home

[robh539]

I was out today for a good few hours getting lost as usual :p

Im on 12 hour shifts every day from tomorrow until a week Monday :(

That sucks :(

[minimorecambe]

I need the money so I cant complain really - actually yes I can :p

[DarrenSV650S]

=; stop chatting up the birds

Who?

[widepants]

Who?
and the guilty one appears:smt058

[widepants]

http://forums.sv650.org/image.php?u=13842&dateline=1285428802 (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=13842)
wooo you look like lily

[minimorecambe]

Do I, poor Lily :p

[lily]

http://forums.sv650.org/image.php?u=13842&dateline=1285428802 (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=13842)
wooo you look like lily


WOOOO how much have you drunk?!

Do I, poor Lily :p

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs288.ash1/21561_463277980380_576685380_10990526_3315430_n.jp g

no more like poor you! :p

[widepants]

WOOOO how much have you drunk?!



http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs288.ash1/21561_463277980380_576685380_10990526_3315430_n.jp g

no more like poor you! :p
OMG THAT IS AMAZING love u LIL

[andrewsmith]

ohla orgers

finished work for the day, back again a 1pm :(

[Wideboy]

afternoon, someone tried to kill me today

[minimorecambe]

Bonjour :)

[minimorecambe]

afternoon, someone tried to kill me today

:confused:

[andrewsmith]

afternoon, someone tried to kill me today

wasn't james was it?

[Wideboy]

some drug dealer in his chaved 328, didn't like me overtaking him and tried to run me off the road

he should get a faster car

[widepants]

I would have pooped a cap in ur ass

[minimorecambe]

Crap - you OK?
His car OK? :p

[andrewsmith]

haha

sounds like a d**k last week in his porshe 4x4 I sped up to let him in behind and the went up the chevons into oncoming to get 1 car ahead.
The single finger salut followed

[minimorecambe]

OK I am no wimp but there is a moth in here the size of an eagle owl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[widepants]

OK I am no wimp but there is a moth in here the size of an eagle owl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hair spray(u girlies always have some) will see it stiff

[Wideboy]

its the norm for a saturday down south, small genitaled men in there slow expensive cars cant taking the fact that they were beaten by a inexpensive motorbike.

i now know longer want a beemer as thats the second one thats been a major **** in the past week

[widepants]

its the norm for a saturday down south, small genitaled men in there slow expensive cars cant taking the fact that they were beaten by a inexpensive motorbike.

i now know longer want a beemer as thats the second one thats been a major **** in the past week
hahaha ....get ma new car soon

[andrewsmith]

like i always say bmw's and cars like that are the extention of the wedding veg

[andrewsmith]

hahaha ....get ma new car soon

330d?

[widepants]

330d?
how RUDE

[minimorecambe]

hair spray(u girlies always have some) will see it stiff

Good idea but I dont use hairspray.
I have Oust..........

[Wideboy]

nah rick will get a hummer to make up for his tiny manhood

[widepants]

like i always say bmw's and cars like that are the extention of the wedding veg
is my car an extension

[Wideboy]

Good idea but I dont use hairspray.
I have Oust..........
add a lighter to the equation, its fun

[minimorecambe]

add a lighter to the equation, its fun


I think everyone has tried the british gas mans thumb at least once in thier life :p

[Wideboy]

the what??

[minimorecambe]

Edited post!

British gas not BT!

[robh539]

So what you wanting next then WB?

[andrewsmith]

is my car an extension

just noticed that!!!

nah I have a hatred for BMWs purely for how they are driven.

give me a alfa or vauxhall can drive like a co*k and noting else is thought of it

[Wideboy]

Edited post!

British gas not BT!
nope, still lost me
So what you wanting next then WB?
i was meant to be looking at a bike today (not saying what) but it had sold and i keep getting the itching for a DRZ but its not practical!! :smt090

[andrewsmith]

So what you wanting next then WB?

http://www.motoring.co.uk/images/newsImages/80d2ad18-bad4-11dd-9330-001ec9bb95bb.jpg

[Wideboy]

give me a alfa or vauxhall can drive like a co*k and noting else is thought of it

no, alfa drivers think they are the dogs ********, especially them mito drivers, they are idiots wel all know there car is an over price fiat punto.......

vauxhalls are the best tho, cant disagree there

[minimorecambe]

nope, still lost me


Spraying deodorant on thumb and setting fire too it

[andrewsmith]

yes mito drivers do have that mindset

give me a 147 instead.
Shame 888 astras are like hens teeth

[Wideboy]

Spraying deodorant on thumb and setting fire too it

i can honestly say no i haven't. I have set my hand alight accidentily whilst filling up a lighter

[widepants]

just noticed that!!!

nah I have a hatred for BMWs purely for how they are driven.

give me a alfa or vauxhall can drive like a co*k and noting else is thought of it
just ordered ma new sri lol

[Wideboy]

i was thinking about flogging my astra for the GSi model

[minimorecambe]

Maybe just me then!

[Wideboy]

just ordered ma new sri lol
yeah zafera..... fag

[Wideboy]

Maybe just me then!

your meant to keep your hand BEHIND the spray direction :thumbsup:

[widepants]

i can honestly say no i haven't. I have set my head alight accidentily whilst filling up a lighter
thats why u is ginger init?

[Wideboy]

thats why u is ginger init?
may i redirect you to here

Gavin is not ginger and he is awesome. There. Nice things said. LOL

[widepants]

yeah zafera..... fag
oi.....u will see with its poncie susenders and leather bits

[robh539]

no i have never done that too mini. I have set my arms and legs on fire before tho, not funny at the time. was after.

bugger sorry to hear that dude. Good luck with the search. I am in limbo at the moment as replace my car, or by a bike. Drz type thing.

[andrewsmith]

WB buy a car for 500 quid and buy a KTM LC4

[robh539]

WB buy a car for 500 quid and buy a KTM LC4

Cracking bikes my BIL had one for a while. loads torque :)

[Wideboy]

nay, keeping the sv. want a hack for touring on............ was a bargin of a bike i wanted to go look at but was sold

[andrewsmith]

Cracking bikes my BIL had one for a while. loads torque :)

thinking that next atm. The next bike will be european

[widepants]

WB buy a car for 500 quid and buy a KTM LC4
too late ,car is ordered and on its way

[andrewsmith]

as long as it aint embarrassed at the lights by a chavmobile

[widepants]

as long as it aint embarrassed at the lights by a chavmobile
sri astra....is that ok/

[DarrenSV650S]

Spraying deodorant on thumb and setting fire too it

I used to spray a little deodorant in the palm of my hand then light it. Looked cool :cool:







Just fitted heated grips to the sv so my hands should be nice and toasty tomorrow :p

[Wideboy]

sri astra....is that ok/

its a zafera!!

[minimorecambe]

Just fitted heated grips to the sv so my hands should be nice and toasty tomorrow :p

Works better than setting fire to them :p
You going anywhere interesting?

[DarrenSV650S]

Works better than setting fire to them :p
You going anywhere interesting?

We're heading up to Strathdon apparently. Depends if I get up in time though. I have a habit of sleeping in for runs. Got two alarms set though so should be ok

[widepants]

its a zafera!!
NO u pleb...its an astra and arrives in 4 weeks

[DarrenSV650S]

Vauxhalls are the DEVIL!!

[Wideboy]

vauxhalls kick ass

[DarrenSV650S]

Why do they always phail on topgear then? Good in a straight line but crap in the corners

[widepants]

one slight prob.....got alll the sri bits BUT
its a diesel 150 brake

[minimorecambe]

We're heading up to Strathdon apparently. Depends if I get up in time though. I have a habit of sleeping in for runs. Got two alarms set though so should be ok

What time you have to be up at?

[DarrenSV650S]

What time you have to be up at?

Meeting at half 10, but I've got alarms at 8 and half 8


You getting out to play tomorrow?

[minimorecambe]

Im up at 5:30am

Im at work tomorrow :(

[andrewsmith]

i need a sunday off before the weather goes pap again. Fancy a hartside pass sprint

[Wideboy]

Why do they always phail on topgear then? Good in a straight line but crap in the corners
top gear wouldn't know a good car if it bit them in the ass...... they reckon the GT concept was a good car :confused:
one slight prob.....got alll the sri bits BUT
its a diesel 150 brake

the 150's can shift!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Im up at 5:30am

Im at work tomorrow :(
Insane time on a sunday

i need a sunday off before the weather goes pap again. Fancy a hartside pass sprint

Yeh make the most of it. It was pretty chilly today, won't be long till it's salt time

[minimorecambe]

I get to play for the whole 5 miles to work and back :(

[widepants]

move down to the southwest....biking is good all yr

[widepants]

I get to play for the whole 5 miles to work and back :(
pls change the avator hun.....spooky

[DarrenSV650S]

move down to the southwest....biking is good all yr

Lies

[minimorecambe]

pls change the avator hun.....spooky

Why?

[Wideboy]

nope, no lies, gid even admitted in a thread a while ago, and he said we were the best riders

[DarrenSV650S]

I want to live in the south of France

WARM

[widepants]

Why?
keep thinking Im chatting to the Lilster

[minimorecambe]

Do you really want me to change it?