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phew that was close. i had forgot to pick the eldest up. just remembered at last minuet.
wine gets me completely FUBAR. even after 1 glass i can feel it kicking in.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:34 PM
That would have been a major fail!!!
I am pretty immune to wine now. Usually get to 3 bottles before I cant walk
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:34 PM
I haven't been proper drunk for ages.
after my birthday i dont really want to get drunk again
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:35 PM
after my birthday i dont really want to get drunk again
You are 19!!!! Its your job to get drunk!
I haven't been proper drunk for ages.
get yerself down for the chrimbo night out, i'll get ya proper pizzed.
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:37 PM
meh dunno about that
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:37 PM
Come visit Helen and she will get you drunkened :D
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:38 PM
Inglorious basterds is on :D
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:39 PM
Inglorious basterds is on :D
Obviously on sky? :(
still have the pleasure of watching that. blockbuster have just sent it so its sitting there for when i can be bothered.
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:41 PM
Obviously on sky? :(
Yeh 303. Hurry up and get it in your room, or take your laptop in to the living room
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:41 PM
still have the pleasure of watching that. blockbuster have just sent it so its sitting there for when i can be bothered.
It's brilliant
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:42 PM
Yeh 303. Hurry up and get it in your room, or take your laptop in to the living room
I have it on DVD anyway.
I have the house to myself for a week from tomorrow so can watch what I like :)
You are 19!!!! Its your job to get drunk!
Yea but on my 19th i was home at 11pm puking up, i dont have a clue what happened, still go out a drink but know my limit a lot better now
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:44 PM
I have it on DVD anyway.
I have the house to myself for a week from tomorrow so can watch what I like :)
I was in hmv ages ago when it first came out and saw the dvd for like £5 and I was like :eek::eek:
So bought it, got home, then realised it was the original version :rolleyes:
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:44 PM
Yea but on my 19th i was home at 11pm puking up, i dont have a clue what happened, still go out a drink but know my limit a lot better now
Ive had that before. Turns out my drink got spiked :(
I have it on DVD anyway.
I have the house to myself for a week from tomorrow so can watch what I like :)
wooohooo open house at MM's.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:45 PM
Yup :D
Hate being in the house on my own :(
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:46 PM
I like having the house to myself for a while but it gets very lonely after a few days, especially with the dogs gone
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:47 PM
Im a wimp!!!
Even though no one would break in when they saw my dog I still skitz :(
i like an empty house. i can scratch my male parts when i want, i can walk about the house naked, i can drink as much as i like. but it NEVER BLOODY HAPPENS.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:54 PM
I need me a babysitter :p (preferably male, 20-35yo, good looking)
can you not stretch that to 43, short n fat and very ugly.
Thats us all ruled out then
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 09:57 PM
Why am I so tired. It's only 11
coz u under the influence my young boy.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:58 PM
I should really set my sights lower! I have only been single for a grand total of 5 years!!!
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 09:58 PM
after my birthday i dont really want to get drunk again
man up
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:58 PM
coz u under the influence my young boy.
Of 2 bottles of smirnoff ice!!
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 09:59 PM
man up
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are they bleeeeedin blind where you come from. 5 years! thats a lot of battery's.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:00 PM
are they bleeeeedin blind where you come from. 5 years! thats a lot of battery's.
Lol :smt040
They are just wise!
man up
i hate not knowing any thing from the night before so tend to only get drunk enough where i still know what im doing
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:03 PM
Lol :smt040
They are just wise!
Im sure that's not truee! Maybe they just think you're way out their league ;)
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:06 PM
Im sure that's not truee! Maybe they just think you're way out their league ;)
I wont delude myself in thinking that Craig!
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:08 PM
or too much maintenance
I have to say, on a serious note, that I am no maintenance at all actually.
I am very independant :)
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:11 PM
One good thing about having the house to yourself is you can have the tunes pumping all night :smt020
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minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:12 PM
I do that anyway Darren :)
Luckily the parents dont mind my taste in music :D
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:13 PM
ohh fekin chicken fother muckers!! My bike is booked in at 1.30pm tomorrow!! I thought it was 9am¬!!!
I COULD HAVE BEEN PROPER PISHED!!!!!!!!!!
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:14 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/fail_square_wheel_tricycle_gtfo_n00b.jpg
fek i'm missing the young ones.
l8r peeps.
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:15 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/fail_square_wheel_tricycle_gtfo_n00b.jpg
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And MM, im sure you're lovely! :)
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:15 PM
Cya Bib
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:15 PM
fek i'm missing the young ones.
l8r peeps.
NIght Bibby :D Mwah
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:16 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And MM, im sure you're lovely! :)
You just keep being sure of that ;)
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:16 PM
Quick, mini give me some of your crappy box wine
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:17 PM
You just keep being sure of that ;)
I'll be sure of that til you prove otherwise :P
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:17 PM
All crappy box wine has been consumed Darren.
I am now on £7 a bottle wine :D
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:18 PM
Greedy git
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:19 PM
I am not greedy, I have needs
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:20 PM
I swear, if someone opened a 24 hour drink shop they would be a millionaire.
I need cider!
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:21 PM
You should alwasy plan ahead my darling.
My cupboard is always full of alcohol for my times of need :D
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:22 PM
You should alwasy plan ahead my darling.
My cupboard is always full of alcohol for my times of need :D
If I have any drink at all, it will be drunk during the week on school nights, which is very bad. I thought I would be getting up at like 7.30 tomorrow so only bought 2 bottles
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:24 PM
If I have any drink at all, it will be drunk during the week on school nights, which is very bad. I thought I would be getting up at like 7.30 tomorrow so only bought 2 bottles
I have more self control that that :rolleyes: (sorry I had to use it, I have resisted until now)
I am not greedy, I have needs
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munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:24 PM
Damn Scottish licencing laws. Went to visit a few folk in Leeds, and they claim to be able to buy drink 24/7!?
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:25 PM
I don't. I am very weak minded with temptations
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:25 PM
Damn Scottish licencing laws. Went to visit a few folk in Leeds, and they claim to be able to buy drink 24/7!?
I know. It really sucks
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:27 PM
Holdup I will not be responsible for my actions if you keep making everything I say into an inuendo
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:28 PM
In your end oh
Holdup I will not be responsible for my actions if you keep making everything I say into an inuendo
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minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:28 PM
In your end oh
:smt019
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:30 PM
Whatever, Im not in the mood to argue.
Craig and Darren - shops still stop selling alcohol here at something like 23:30
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:31 PM
Whatever, Im not in the mood to argue.
Craig and Darren - shops still stop selling alcohol here at something like 23:30
That's a full hour n a half after us! :o
Speaking of temptation, at my uni, theres the gym, then right next door is the union, where its £1 a vodka and £1.50 a pint... try walking by that!
Is mini in a moody with me?
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:32 PM
I am in a **** mood anyway so no you arnt helping matters
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:37 PM
Well that killed the conversation!
I am in a **** mood anyway so no you arnt helping matters
oh **** yea i forgot sorry :kiss:
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:37 PM
Well I've had a look in the kitchen but there is only a nearly empty bottle of cheapo vodka, loads of crappy wine, some port, whisky, and some "christmas ale" :confused:
so nothing drinkable :(
Well that killed the conversation!
yea no its the smiley list its cack and i couldnt find the one i was after
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:40 PM
Well I've had a look in the kitchen but there is only a nearly empty bottle of cheapo vodka, loads of crappy wine, some port, whisky, and some "christmas ale" :confused:
so nothing drinkable :(
Whisky :D
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:40 PM
Well I've had a look in the kitchen but there is only a nearly empty bottle of cheapo vodka, loads of crappy wine, some port, whisky, and some "christmas ale" :confused:
so nothing drinkable :(
Cheapo vodka in the freezer, and then its quality
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:40 PM
oh **** yea i forgot sorry :kiss:
Its ok just not really in the mood for that sort of banter tonight :smt058
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:41 PM
I cannot drink whiskey without having a neck spasm and making a weird face
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:42 PM
I am in a **** mood anyway so no you arnt helping matters
I think you need a big Craig hug! Which I can guarantee is better than anyone elses hug!
I cannot drink whiskey without having a neck spasm and making a weird face
get it down yer neck light weight
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:42 PM
Cheapo vodka in the freezer, and then its quality
How does that work? Besides there's nothing worth drinking. I think I nearly finished it last time I ran out of cider
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:42 PM
I think you need a big Craig hug! Which I can guarantee is better than anyone elses hug!
Who's Craig?
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:43 PM
I think you need a big Craig hug! Which I can guarantee is better than anyone elses hug!
Thanks hun :smt058
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:43 PM
Who's Craig?
Munkygunn is Craig :rolleyes:
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:43 PM
How does that work? Besides there's nothing worth drinking. I think I nearly finished it last time I ran out of cider
It makes it a wee bit thicker, and you can't taste it :)
Who's Craig?
me.
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:44 PM
How does that work? Besides there's nothing worth drinking. I think I nearly finished it last time I ran out of cider
You might aswell make a brew because by the time you have finished moaning about the alcohol you have it will be time for bed!!!
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:46 PM
Blegh I've sobered up now anyway. Had a good dance session in the kitchen with my ipod on. Coming down now
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:48 PM
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Blegh I've sobered up now anyway. Had a good dance session in the kitchen with my ipod on. Coming down now
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minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:49 PM
Well I still have 8 bottles to make my way through :p
Dont think I will have them all tonight though!
munkygunn182
15-10-10, 10:50 PM
Well I still have 8 bottles to make my way through :p
Dont think I will have them all tonight though!
Up for sharing?
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:50 PM
:smt104
God you're ugly
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:50 PM
Up for sharing?
No :smt019
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:51 PM
God you're ugly
Poor Holdup :(
God you're ugly
Prettier than you tyvm
Poor Holdup :(
im used to his abuse now, its cool
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minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:54 PM
now look what you've done Darren!!!!!
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:54 PM
im used to his abuse now, its cool
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:smt056
still not happy with darren
DarrenSV650S
15-10-10, 10:57 PM
You knew what you were getting in to when you married me
minimorecambe
15-10-10, 10:58 PM
You stick with me HU :)
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