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Reeder
03-11-10, 03:03 PM
Not overly.

Wideboy
03-11-10, 03:08 PM
Its so mind numingly boring! entertain me plz

lily
03-11-10, 03:09 PM
Studying for what Lily?

ICSA exams, first one 23rd Nov

Wideboy
03-11-10, 03:15 PM
Something to do with money

Reeder
03-11-10, 03:15 PM
What is ICSA?

lily
03-11-10, 03:18 PM
http://www.icsa.org.uk/home?c=1

Reeder
03-11-10, 03:24 PM
Very posh!

Quedos
03-11-10, 03:24 PM
O:)Me naughty

i'm never naughty

twisted
cunning
devious
evil
and
mad yes

but never naughty

Reeder
03-11-10, 03:25 PM
I somehow doubt that Q! :D

Quedos
03-11-10, 03:50 PM
thats me now been summonded to the big mans office

Wideboy
03-11-10, 04:17 PM
Its dark here now already :(

Swin
03-11-10, 04:17 PM
worst time of year now - working underground with no windows I go in when it's dark and come out when it's dark and don't get to see daylight for 2 days!

Swin
03-11-10, 04:18 PM
ofc, working underground there's not gonna be much point having windows - doh! :D

Viney
03-11-10, 04:19 PM
My crown has fell out. Lucky enough i caught it before i swallowed it! Great! Cant get it refitted until Monday at the earliest

Bibio
03-11-10, 04:20 PM
tiz still light here. but it will be dark in about 1/2 hour

mattSV
03-11-10, 04:20 PM
Its dark here now already :(

No it's not :confused:

Bibio
03-11-10, 04:21 PM
My crown has fell out. Lucky enough i caught it before i swallowed it! Great! Cant get it refitted until Monday at the earliest

your royalty?

never knew that.

Wideboy
03-11-10, 04:21 PM
I got the same last year, went days without actually seeing day light, not this year tho no work so no long hours. still crap tho, will miss my evenings playing on the bikes, dont fancy it in the dark round here

Viney
03-11-10, 04:21 PM
Why does everyone go on about how dark it is in the winter. its not like its a new thing ffs :rolleyes: :lol:

I dont mind it dark. You can skulk around in the shadows observing. Waiting.

Bibio
03-11-10, 04:24 PM
Why does everyone go on about how dark it is in the winter. its not like its a new thing ffs :rolleyes: :lol:

I dont mind it dark. You can skulk around in the shadows observing. Waiting.

i take it you like halloween V. no need to wear a mask :rolleyes:

Swin
03-11-10, 04:24 PM
Skulking in the dark makes yer crowns fall out :)

Wideboy
03-11-10, 04:24 PM
No it's not :confused:

not pitch black but there is a fair lack of light

Viney
03-11-10, 04:25 PM
Na, eating lunch in the canteen does that.

Swin
03-11-10, 04:28 PM
toffees do it to me - although the last time it happened the filling stayed in and the inside bit of the tooth came out!

Quedos
03-11-10, 04:37 PM
as long as you don't have to get the roots and any remaining tooth taken out - that frigging hurts.
V- you scare me skuling in dark shadows waiting - waiting for what or who!

Reeder
03-11-10, 04:38 PM
V is an odd man

Viney
03-11-10, 04:40 PM
V- you scare me skuling in dark shadows waiting - waiting for what or who!That would be telling. Its all very sinister...*evil laugh*

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 04:43 PM
as long as you don't have to get the roots and any remaining tooth taken out - that frigging hurts.
V- you scare me skuling in dark shadows waiting - waiting for what or who!


Yes it friggin does. I've had root canals in both front teeth. Then in the end, they just took the teeth back to the canal filling and put crowns on.

Whole process is majorly uncomfortable at best....and incredibly painful at worst!

Quedos
03-11-10, 04:45 PM
Oi V

hehehehehehehehehehe:smt053

or should that be:toss:

Quedos
03-11-10, 04:46 PM
Yes it friggin does. I've had root canals in both front teeth. Then in the end, they just took the teeth back to the canal filling and put crowns on.

Whole process is majorly uncomfortable at best....and incredibly painful at worst!

I knwo GG that what they done to me told me it was a filling I was going back for - there was so little of the the tooth left they took the what was left and will replace crown when they know what to do with it next

Viney
03-11-10, 04:48 PM
Yes it friggin does. I've had root canals in both front teeth. Then in the end, they just took the teeth back to the canal filling and put crowns on.

Whole process is majorly uncomfortable at best....and incredibly painful at worst!Well i have a crown either side of my 2 front teeth. The one on my left was replaced just recently at a cost of £790!! Included root filling etc. This one on my right, has already been broken once (Cold mars bar) Not sure what they can do. i am hoping that they can put a post in this time round.

Oi V

hehehehehehehehehehe:smt053

or should that be:toss:Such abuse!

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 04:51 PM
I was lucky that mine were done when I was 19...and my sister wangled it at her dentists so that I didn't have to pay :-)

Quedos
03-11-10, 04:51 PM
sounds like a post or they may go for a bridge
just crying out to be called gappy and do you whistle your 's'
and abuse you love it - twas serious backhand compliment if you think about it using female logic

munkygunn182
03-11-10, 04:55 PM
Good afternoon all!

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 04:57 PM
Afternoon Craig.

Right, I'm off to cook this Christmas Ham...I'm having Christmas recipes published in a magazing in Cyprus!

Swin
03-11-10, 04:58 PM
I once saw a man with no teeth eating a Big Mac - horrific it was!

Gratz on the recipes GG!!

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 05:01 PM
Evening :)
3 hours left at work. Still bouncing off the walls for some reason :p

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 05:02 PM
Thanks swin...I'll post pics when I get a copy!

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 05:04 PM
Just seen that - congrats GG xxx

Swin
03-11-10, 05:06 PM
Hammmmmmmmmmmmmm! Yum, one of my favourite cooked meats

Did a gammon joint in the slow cooker the other week, nothing fancy, just some bayleaves and peppercorns in the water, it fell apart when I tried to carve it, it was so tender! Wife got grumpy cos I made scooby-snack sized sandwiches to take into work with the remains, I reckon she was angling for a late-night fridge raid :D

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 05:10 PM
I shall put the picture up later...you'll hate me Swin. It is quite simply the best Christmas Ham you'll ever eat and it's one of teh very few things I'll boast about like that. Absolutely everyone has said it to me when they've eaten it and so so so many people have nabbed the recipe off me :-)

DarrenSV650S
03-11-10, 05:14 PM
You say that about everything you make gg

OH! This is the best toast you've ever had!!!




;)

Swin
03-11-10, 05:16 PM
I will look forward to it!

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 06:18 PM
Grrrrrrrrr

Why do things ****ing go wrong for me at the wrong time

Swin
03-11-10, 06:19 PM
is there ever a right time for things to go wrong?

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 06:20 PM
nope but a sump plug snapping is the worst possilbe

gruntygiggles
03-11-10, 06:21 PM
You say that about everything you make gg

OH! This is the best toast you've ever had!!!




;)


Haha, I guess if I didn't believe in my own food...I could hardly expect others to want to cook it...lol

Swin
03-11-10, 06:23 PM
yep, sump plug snappage is never nice - soz to hear that!

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 06:24 PM
Nope!

Away to the dealers to see if they can get it out. If not its fubared

BernardBikerchick
03-11-10, 06:38 PM
evnin orgers !!

Wideboy
03-11-10, 06:38 PM
try some bolt extractors smith, 20 quid its cheaper than 50 quid stealers rate.... thats most likely what they'll do

evening all

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 06:49 PM
booked in now mate!

let the dealer sort it.
worse come to the worst found a set of cases on flea bay in ok nick

Wideboy
03-11-10, 06:59 PM
i havd this happen to one of my bikes, i ended up laying on its side and using extractors, was a reet pain in the fecking ar$e

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:01 PM
mine was a cheese bolt twisted wrong way at some point.
Hence why the dealer is doing it. let him fix it for me

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:03 PM
mine was a cheese bolt twisted wrong way at some point.
Hence why the dealer is doing it. let him fix it for me


tut! you are the reason for james mays program ;);)

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:06 PM
tut! you are the reason for james mays program ;);)

errr nope!!

Can you wire a plug WB?
TBH the way its going i might end up doing a night class in motor mechanics to kill the time

DarrenSV650S
03-11-10, 07:08 PM
I did a basic motorcycle maintenance course at the college, but it was a bit too basic. Still learned some stuff though. Wish they did a slightly more advanced one that maybe taught you a bit about the actual workings of the engine

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:10 PM
i read that bit in todays sun, what utter ****e, you got to be a complete pleb if you cant put up some shelves or wire a plug, still a bit of a pleb if you cant change oil

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:16 PM
Done them before mate, I'm gradually replacing bolts on this bike cos half of them are on there way out

WB minus people you know on the forum, how many do you know that could a car or bike oil change?

I can think of 4.

Dave20046
03-11-10, 07:16 PM
i read that bit in todays sun, what utter ****e, you got to be a complete pleb if you cant put up some shelves or wire a plug, still a bit of a pleb if you cant change oil

read what??

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:18 PM
yeah good point, i can only think of 7

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:19 PM
read what??
artical about james mays program, they asked men if they could wire a plug, change the oil in a car and put up some shelves..... there were a massive number that couldn't do it so they wrote an explanation of how to do all three

Dave20046
03-11-10, 07:23 PM
what's wiring a plug?
As in a normal electrical socket plug where you just clamp wires to the terminals?

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:25 PM
yeah but its called wiring a plug

hindle8907
03-11-10, 07:30 PM
thought i best pop in and say hello.

HELLO !

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:33 PM
who are you?

Bibio
03-11-10, 07:33 PM
evnin my loverlys

Dave20046
03-11-10, 07:36 PM
yeah but its called wiring a plug

I call it "sockety plug terminal connecting" much catchier

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:36 PM
sup bib

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:36 PM
evening stranger. Ant u still got ur write off?

Bibio
03-11-10, 07:40 PM
sup bib

just having a good old giggle at andrew being a complete plonker. hey andy please go and throw your tools in the bucket as you have no idea how to use them.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:46 PM
just having a good old giggle at andrew being a complete plonker. hey andy please go and throw your tools in the bucket as you have no idea how to use them.

Bib I refer you to below. I aint that bad! Just my bad luck comes in three and one of the three always cost me money.

Done them before mate, I'm gradually replacing bolts on this bike cos half of them are on there way out

Minus people you know on the forum, how many do you know that could a car or bike oil change?

I can think of 4.

Wideboy
03-11-10, 07:49 PM
I call it "sockety plug terminal connecting" much catchier
i hear thats what the bum boys call it.... hmmm

Bibio
03-11-10, 07:51 PM
no im still sticking to my original conclusion. why? as you have taken the bike to a garage to get a bolt extracted.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:53 PM
no im still sticking to my original conclusion. why? as you have taken the bike to a garage to get a bolt extracted.

as i didn't expect the bolt to f***-up. A garage service is a £150 luxury i don't have atm as I aint working.

Yes I kno its probs going to cost me that now to have sorted!

Bibio
03-11-10, 07:56 PM
did it snap going in or out.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 07:59 PM
coming out. Had to give a light tug other way as the socket gt caught.

hindle8907
03-11-10, 07:59 PM
evening stranger. Ant u still got ur write off?

i have indeedy just need to get round to breaking it with YC.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 08:02 PM
lol was going to say I kno someone who would have taken it off u

hindle8907
03-11-10, 08:05 PM
ill make more breaking it i think rather than selling at a whole.

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:07 PM
coz the last monkey probably crossed the thread. now you have to get the old plug out plus have a new hole tapped.. kerrrrching. the sump thread should have given up before the bolt snapped. unless someone has stripped the thread prior and put it back in with epoxy.

munkygunn182
03-11-10, 08:09 PM
everyone's favourite munky has just parked up on the shores of loch lomond. Nice wee run for tonight!

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:11 PM
you not frezzzzing out there. coz its feeeeeckin cold here in kirkcaldy. i've even had to put the heating on.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 08:12 PM
new plug every change from now on.

i think that may have happened and a lockwire as a fail safe

munkygunn182
03-11-10, 08:13 PM
it's not bad Bibio. Could be warmer, but certainly not cold :D

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:14 PM
i'm thinking of putting a jumper on. mind you your on the west coast. tiz always a little warmer over there.

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:17 PM
new plug every change from now on.

i think that may have happened and a lockwire as a fail safe

you dont need a new plug every time, a new washer yes. if a sump plug dont wind most of the way by hand then its going in wrong. same as spark plugs and most bolts/nuts. as long as the threads are clear there should be no problem. its people using tools to put bolts/nuts on initially that fecks threads.

Shellywoozle
03-11-10, 08:29 PM
OMG just walked the dog and found a house on my estate with their xmas lights on the outside flashing away and decorations inside ..... WTF?

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 08:33 PM
Yep as this plug came out fine when i done a change in march.

I'm guessing the mechanic who did the change last has done this. Maybe a trip to YC's garage of doom for a once over could be happening.

Geodude
03-11-10, 08:33 PM
OMG just walked the dog and found a house on my estate with their xmas lights on the outside flashing away and decorations inside ..... WTF?
Theres a guy up my way never takes his down!

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 08:33 PM
OMG just walked the dog and found a house on my estate with their xmas lights on the outside flashing away and decorations inside ..... WTF?

Hiya Shell


Go cut the power please!! :smt070:smt070:smt070:smt070:smt070

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:33 PM
i love xmas. but thats just sad its feckin november. oooohhhh and as much as i love xmas i dont do dekkys

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 08:34 PM
Evening guys :)

Shelly - Bah Humbug!!!

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:35 PM
evnin sexy bum.

andrewsmith
03-11-10, 08:36 PM
Evening guys :)

Shelly - Bah Humbug!!!

Evening MM

This should be V's new avatar :p

http://www.dizpins.com/archives/images/2008augustpics/grumpy_bah_hambug.jpg

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 08:36 PM
We all well today?

Bibio
03-11-10, 08:38 PM
no i'm cold.

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 08:39 PM
no i'm cold.

:( Aint too warm here either.
Saying that I am a very cold person anyway

DarrenSV650S
03-11-10, 08:40 PM
My feet are cold. When I was in a student flat last week they had a little thing under the desk to keep your feet warm. It was like a padded fluffy double width slipper and you plug it in. I want one :D

minimorecambe
03-11-10, 08:51 PM
My feet are cold. When I was in a student flat last week they had a little thing under the desk to keep your feet warm. It was like a padded fluffy double width slipper and you plug it in. I want one :D

Aye they look cosy :)
I just wear lots of layers and have my slanket :p