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Holdup
20-08-10, 10:32 AM
Morning every one

Its p p p p p p p p p pay day!!!!!!! :D

Reeder
20-08-10, 10:43 AM
Pay day in your really rubbish job?

Holdup
20-08-10, 10:46 AM
Yep :D

Reeder
20-08-10, 10:52 AM
D*ck :(












Jealousy is a vile thing isn't it :D

Holdup
20-08-10, 10:55 AM
Oh forgot to mention


I get every Friday off as well

:D

And yes it is :p

Reeder
20-08-10, 11:09 AM
Well I have casual friday's so I'm wearing jeans.
I feel like such a rebel :D
Lunch time xx

Tom_the_great
20-08-10, 11:22 AM
Well I have casual friday's so I'm wearing jeans.
I feel like such a rebel :D
Lunch time xx

Snap :)

Reeder
20-08-10, 12:35 PM
Snap :)

;)

TheOnlyNemesis
20-08-10, 12:35 PM
Well I have casual friday's so I'm wearing jeans.
I feel like such a rebel :D
Lunch time xx

i have casual monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 01:50 PM
Sitting in the dentists waiting room. Why do they always have radio2 on? It's like living in the past.

Tom_the_great
20-08-10, 01:52 PM
Sitting in the dentists waiting room. Why do they always have radio2 on? It's like living in the past.

your dentist has music .... mine has a room with 2 posters one saying missed appointments will be taken off books the other buy white teeth its cheap at 400 odd quid... and thats private pfft !

robh539
20-08-10, 01:54 PM
Afternoon all

Rather you than me darren.

Just got back from bike shop, sat on and talked about a nice gsxr1000 to the sales manager (a friend) . I have time to think about it as i think of march ready for the summer hahahha. But i want it, and cant really justify i tho.

BernardBikerchick
20-08-10, 02:11 PM
i lurve my new job !!

Reeder
20-08-10, 02:11 PM
Buy it anyway

Grinch
20-08-10, 02:12 PM
Boo.

Reeder
20-08-10, 02:15 PM
Argh

Reeder
20-08-10, 02:16 PM
Oooo grinch - add me on live

Strayreeder

You gonna get the new cod?

Grinch
20-08-10, 02:17 PM
Nah, not really my cup of tea... plus I'm a tight git so I wait till everyone else gets past the new game novelty and then by my stuff at half price.

Reeder
20-08-10, 02:18 PM
What do ya play on live then sir?

Holdup
20-08-10, 05:13 PM
I need to find a cheap bike like really cheap

BernardBikerchick
20-08-10, 05:15 PM
Morning every one

Its p p p p p p p p p pay day!!!!!!! :D



no no thjat was the 18th my friend do keep up!!

Holdup
20-08-10, 05:17 PM
v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v VERNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

BernardBikerchick
20-08-10, 05:18 PM
hi gorgeous !! its been wayyyyyyyyyyy too long !!!!!!! please come to soho one night go on !! hows u darlin ?/ i'm off to mow the lawn now !! and i mean lawn not my lady garden pmsl !!

Holdup
20-08-10, 05:21 PM
Yea i know it has :( i really do want to try and get down one day, i will make it one day, im ok ta you? and of course i knew thats what you meant :D

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:05 PM
Is it bed time yet?

Viney
20-08-10, 06:08 PM
Good evening Laides and Gentlefolk of Orgdom. I trust thee are all fine this Friday evening?

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:08 PM
I'm in my bed...and refusing to get out of it!

lily
20-08-10, 06:09 PM
evening.... I love Dan stretch! :smt043

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:09 PM
What's he done??

gruntygiggles
20-08-10, 06:10 PM
Lily, you'd have actually wet yourself if you'd been in our kitchen when he got home from work...lol

Viney
20-08-10, 06:10 PM
Oh, fine ignore me *Slopes off to try and finish reading his book*

lily
20-08-10, 06:12 PM
what did you do?

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:12 PM
Bye then V....lol

gruntygiggles
20-08-10, 06:12 PM
Oh, fine ignore me *Slopes off to try and finish reading his book*

:grouphug::smt056

lily
20-08-10, 06:12 PM
love you v!

widepants
20-08-10, 06:13 PM
I think I love stretchie.
pls help

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:14 PM
Lily, you'd have actually wet yourself if you'd been in our kitchen when he got home from work...lol

Has Stretchie done a gingerism??

gruntygiggles
20-08-10, 06:16 PM
what did you do?

He came in and I asked how his day went. He said it was ok. I asked if he would describe it as being successful. He said yes so I asked him to define successful. He said he wasn't sure what I was talking about.

I then asked had he spoken to anyone today other than me and colleagues. He said a few people, he couldn't really remember though. I asked if he had spoken to anyone like a friend that he may care about. He said it was possible but he wasn't sure. I then asked had he done anything today that he maybe wasn't very proud of, he said he didn't know what I was talking about.

So...I said, "anyway, tomorrow...what's happening baby?" At which point he cracked up...lol :-)

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:18 PM
He came in and I asked how his day went. He said it was ok. I asked if he would describe it as being successful. He said yes so I asked him to define successful. He said he wasn't sure what I was talking about.

I then asked had he spoken to anyone today other than me and colleagues. He said a few people, he couldn't really remember though. I asked if he had spoken to anyone like a friend that he may care about. He said it was possible but he wasn't sure. I then asked had he done anything today that he maybe wasn't very proud of, he said he didn't know what I was talking about.

So...I said, "anyway, tomorrow...what's happening baby?" At which point he cracked up...lol :-)

:confused::smt120:confused: I'm confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drew Carey
20-08-10, 06:18 PM
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. :D

lily
20-08-10, 06:23 PM
He came in and I asked how his day went. He said it was ok. I asked if he would describe it as being successful. He said yes so I asked him to define successful. He said he wasn't sure what I was talking about.

I then asked had he spoken to anyone today other than me and colleagues. He said a few people, he couldn't really remember though. I asked if he had spoken to anyone like a friend that he may care about. He said it was possible but he wasn't sure. I then asked had he done anything today that he maybe wasn't very proud of, he said he didn't know what I was talking about.

So...I said, "anyway, tomorrow...what's happening baby?" At which point he cracked up...lol :-)

Love it.... and I still wub dan loads.... maybe even more because as nicolaaaaa says he is a sex god! ;)

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:24 PM
Love it.... and I still wub dan loads.... maybe even more because as nicolaaaaa says he is a sex god! ;)

He is a mongtard. And I didn't say he was a sex god, HE said he was a sex god using my signature...

lily
20-08-10, 06:25 PM
He is a mongtard.

but a special one lol

widepants
20-08-10, 06:25 PM
He is a mongtard. And I didn't say he was a sex god, HE said he was a sex god using my signature...

:smt056

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 06:26 PM
It was also stretchie that said I was a rhino with two butts and the horn....

Holdup
20-08-10, 06:33 PM
It only 7.30 and im ready to sleep...

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 07:09 PM
un lucky HU I'm being overcome with humidity and paint fumes :(

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 07:10 PM
The thread has died a bit...

Holdup
20-08-10, 07:11 PM
mmmmm paint fumes

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 07:17 PM
had a week of the ****ers i'm sick of them

*Tumbleweeds blow through*

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 07:30 PM
What's this I once heard? You drive a bluebird? You got no money for the petrol, that's what I heard.

widepants
20-08-10, 07:32 PM
darren...xxx

lily
20-08-10, 07:35 PM
The thread has died a bit...

I blame holdup!

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 07:36 PM
I blame holdup!

+1

Lets blame HU :smt072:smt072:smt072:smt072:smt072:smt072

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 07:37 PM
Teehee!!! Did you get the cuddle from me??

lily
20-08-10, 07:40 PM
just have!

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 07:43 PM
(watch this)


Hello EVERYONE :p



....

lily
20-08-10, 07:44 PM
ello

Viney
20-08-10, 07:46 PM
Word up Ladies. Im off up the pub BYe

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 07:50 PM
just have!


Good!

Have fun V!

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 07:50 PM
Hello Lily!! What's happening ?


Am I the only one watching big brother this year?

lily
20-08-10, 07:53 PM
yes big brother is ****!

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 07:54 PM
It's just not. It's really addictive and interesting.

Do you watch soaps?

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 07:54 PM
the last 9 have been ****e

lily
20-08-10, 07:54 PM
nope don't watch soaps

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 07:57 PM
darren I think someone must have the Thumb on you quite hard

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 08:00 PM
I don't watch soaps either. I used to watch eastenders but one story line really P'd me off and I haven't watched since. But BB is good



The thumb??

Specialone
20-08-10, 08:04 PM
Im gonna nip in and out here :)
BB is rubbish imo, nobody watches it.
Soaps are all crap, we dont need to see scummy people doing boring mundane things or killing everyone in their street.
Can you imagine how much all the insurances would be if you actully lived on any of these streets ?

Rant over...
Closes door behind.

BernardBikerchick
20-08-10, 08:04 PM
evenin !! waiting for my mexican !!! lol and the hot one he he h

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 08:05 PM
I'm STTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRVV VVVVIIIIIIIINNNN'

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 08:09 PM
One

BernardBikerchick
20-08-10, 08:12 PM
One



two

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:13 PM
the thumb:

where a person is partially controlled by another (wife, girlfriend etc...) and will make strange and rash decisions based upon what the controller says.

for example
"Your not coming for a drink???!!!!! The wife's definately got the thumb on you"

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:13 PM
two

three

Holdup
20-08-10, 08:14 PM
I blame holdup!

Yea i blame him as well hes a ****

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 08:14 PM
the thumb:

where a person is partially controlled by another (wife, girlfriend etc...) and will make strange and rash decisions based upon what the controller says.

for example
"Your not coming for a drink???!!!!! The wife's definately got the thumb on you"
Pah! I wish!! No wag here.

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 08:28 PM
Found a good t shirt for you holdup

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Just-Jew-Funny-Red-T-Shirt-Jew-humor-israeli-/290402603231?pt=Men_s_Clothes&var=

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:43 PM
you've got a t shirt and i've got a song that'll get stuck in ur head

e8yx4k4tzqE

Milky Bar Kid
20-08-10, 08:46 PM
garlic...yummmm

Wideboy
20-08-10, 08:51 PM
can smell you from here

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:52 PM
thought that was you gav!!

Wideboy
20-08-10, 08:53 PM
i am me

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:54 PM
the smell!!

Wideboy
20-08-10, 08:56 PM
no thats drew, he keeps farting and it stinks

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 08:57 PM
its agent orange I'm smelling then!!!

oh F*** !!!!!

Holdup
20-08-10, 08:58 PM
you've got a t shirt and i've got a song that'll get stuck in ur head

e8yx4k4tzqE

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I'll leave that one with you whilst i go and have a shower then go to sleep :D

Good night ;)

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 09:03 PM
HU barsteward!!!

Didn't fancy that song but...

Q7wF4IWK5pc

TheOnlyNemesis
20-08-10, 09:19 PM
sup y'all

andrewsmith
20-08-10, 09:22 PM
bonjourno TON

DarrenSV650S
20-08-10, 09:22 PM
Hey bumfluffer

Reeder
20-08-10, 09:29 PM
Oh hai guys

TheOnlyNemesis
20-08-10, 10:58 PM
how r we all?

hindle8907
20-08-10, 10:59 PM
sore and depressed

TheOnlyNemesis
20-08-10, 11:10 PM
wanna buy my bike?

TheOnlyNemesis
21-08-10, 12:57 AM
song of the weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUZwriSX4M

barwel1992
21-08-10, 01:14 AM
soon have some new can's to listen to that on :D

TheOnlyNemesis
21-08-10, 01:20 AM
speakers as in cans?

barwel1992
21-08-10, 01:23 AM
headphones :)

Milky Bar Kid
21-08-10, 06:15 AM
Morning all! Up and dressed and off out on the bikes with Jamesmio and a few of his mates. Think we are going to the Lakes! Yay!

andrewsmith
21-08-10, 07:48 AM
BOOOO!!!

up a awake and going to work