The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Holdup]

http://forums.sv650.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=7894&d=1283975633

[Wideboy]

its you, no one likes you

[Holdup]

Just ignore him Andrew he's being a wrist watch

[Wideboy]

well they're useful whats your excuse?

[andrewsmith]

what a Merchant banker???

EDIT: you mean a

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just ignore him Andrew he's being a wrist watch

That was mysaying. Noone even got the wrist watch thing until I explained it!

[andrewsmith]

That was mysaying. Noone even got the wrist watch thing until I explained it!

MBK am lost

[Holdup]

what a Merchant banker???

EDIT: you mean a

Yea one of them

That was mysaying. Noone even got the wrist watch thing until I explained it!

:(

Can i have permission to use it just this once?

[Milky Bar Kid]

The swear filter wont let you say wris****ch.......because of what four of the middle letters spell...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yea one of them



:(

Can i have permission to use it just this once?

Ok then....

[lily]

evening all

[Holdup]

Ok then....

Yay :sunny:

evening all

:smt006

[andrewsmith]

evening all

:smt006

[TheOnlyNemesis]

this is why i order food, i bloody burnt my pizza

[lily]

thank god it wasn't only holdup that said hi ;)

[andrewsmith]

this is why i order food, i bloody burnt my pizza

hahaha

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41500/Flaming-Crab-Pie--41900.jpg

[Holdup]

:smt006

oi!!!

thank god it wasn't only holdup that said hi ;)

Is that so you dont have to talk to me? :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can I go to bed now?

[andrewsmith]

haha

Some say is name is...

[Wideboy]

well then

[Reeder]

I've just got back from playing pool at the pub :)

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yes nic u may

[andrewsmith]

well then

... *insert rude word if you fancy*

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Wideload get on bc2

[andrewsmith]

TON I thought it was extra Wideload?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, zing, hows u smith

[Viney]

Morning fools.

[lily]

Morning Mr V

[robh539]

morning L & V and all the others in bed still

[lily]

morning Robert!

[robh539]

hey lilly hows you? its nearly friday :)

[Wideboy]

Arrrggg!!! left 15 mins early for work and arrived 10mins late as was stuck in sodding road works half a mile from work and was in LBW so cant turn around. i swear they are doing it on purpose to get people off the road, it wasnt even 7 and the que was massive as the lights wouldn't change and obviosly there was no one working there

afternoon

[robh539]

Arrrggg!!! left 15 mins early for work and arrived 10mins late as was stuck in sodding road works half a mile from work and was in LBW so cant turn around. i swear they are doing it on purpose to get people off the road, it wasnt even 7 and the que was massive as the lights wouldn't change and obviosly there was no one working there

afternoon


hello WB thats a poo start to the day. I hope it turns around for you mate..

[Wideboy]

Bah meh and zah mr rob, bah meh and zah indeed

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning.

[robh539]

hello MBK is this night time for you?

[lily]

that's poo gavin!

Rob would be better if today was friday! :(

Morning MBK, do we need to help keep you awake?!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Erm, maybe for a little while Lily, gotta be up for 3 anyway cos I have a meeting at the bank!

[Wideboy]

I can talk about quantum physics to send you to sleep, Giggedy

[Milky Bar Kid]

I can talk about quantum physics to send you to sleep, Giggedy


Haha! surprised you can even spell it!

[lily]

Haha! surprised you can even spell it!

Like it! ;)

[Wideboy]

oh i see, i come in here trying to be nice and get bullied yet again, im hurt :(

[robh539]

oh i see, i come in here trying to be nice and get bullied yet again, im hurt :(

I was thinking that too, two days straight now. what have you done to them? Really I think they all want you and there suppressing there feelings :D

[gruntygiggles]

I want you Gavin....well, at least here next weekend for some nice eats and drinks and stuff.

Morning everyone :-)

[Quedos]

Morning All

today I feel
http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/toothache.jpg

and would kill for some of these

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/files/images/c_toothache_drops.jpg

[lily]

Still hurting Q! :(

Gavin knows I want him.... that's why he gets side boob hugs

[robh539]

see dude, ya sorted.

[gruntygiggles]

Gav knows he's sorted ;-)

[Drew Carey]

"Check out that side boob!!!!"

Morning all.

Today is a good day.

[Quedos]

Yup still hurting and I left my banana's at home. Hmm mashed up banana its great being a child again! Not

[lily]

"Check out that side boob!!!!"

Morning all.

Today is a good day.

but you don't get side boob!?

you get full boob ;)

[Wideboy]

I love side boob hugs! face plant off booby goodness!!

check out that side boob, d'ya like that side boob? well you shouldn't... cos thats my side boob!!

afternoon cheryl and q oh and drewton,

cheyl, when am i coming to the whiltshire mansion then?

[Viney]

Still hurting Q! :(

Gavin knows I want him.... that's why he gets side boob hugsHmmm boobs, bouncy ones, or jiggly ones as they walk towards you :)

[lily]

Hmmm boobs, bouncy ones, or jiggly ones as they walk towards you :)

You know those comments that make you spit your water out when you read while drinking..... That's one of them there! ;)

[Viney]

:lol:

[lily]

I was going to call you a prev.... but really your just being male!

[Viney]

Look, when you women types walk round with them on show what else are we meant to look at huh? Dont want us too look, then put them away under a wincette nighty or some such :lol: I have stopped lunging at them now, after the last incedent, so you have nothing to fear.

I look at legs as well :)

[robh539]

Look, when you women types walk round with them on show what else are we meant to look at huh? Dont want us too look, then put them away under a wincette nighty or some such :lol: I have stopped lunging at them now, after the last incedent, so you have nothing to fear.

I look at legs as well :)


only the legs ;)

[lily]

Look, when you women types walk round with them on show what else are we meant to look at huh? Dont want us too look, then put them away under a wincette nighty or some such :lol: I have stopped lunging at them now, after the last incedent, so you have nothing to fear.

I look at legs as well :)

I know, I put them on show, I don't care!

as for legs, mine are rubbish so thats fine

[Wideboy]

Hey if you dont want them gorped at (or maybe fondled) then put them away :lol:

[Viney]

I know, I put them on show, I don't care!

as for legs, mine are rubbish so thats fineAnd why not, they are a fine specimen of the female form :)

Yes Rob, start at the shoes!

[Quedos]

Sorry I'm a firm believer of if you got flaunt it!! I'm so bad at having them on show.
and lily my legs are not my best assest so stay hidden or at least try and divert eyes

Sorry V you'll be disappointed. I can do good shoes though!!

[Viney]

Stop hiding stuff, reminds me of my childhood when they used to hide my dinner from me :(

[robh539]

good man i start at the top of the legs, rarely get past there tho :D

[QUOTE=Quedos;2365200]Sorry I'm a firm believer of if you got flaunt it!!

agreed, that's why I wear a balaclava for all your safety lol

[Wideboy]

good man i start at the top of the legs, rarely get past there tho :D



agreed, that's why I wear a balaclava for all your safety lol

Lier, thats so you dont get caught, same reason i have a mirror'd visor!!

[Quedos]

V - some stuff is best kept hidden. imagination is a man's best friend sometimes.
besides thats the whole idea - have everything on show is just not good

[Viney]

V - some stuff is best kept hidden. imagination is a man's best friend sometimes.
besides thats the whole idea - have everything on show is just not goodYou are right there, as always Lady Q. I would get banged up for years just for my thoughts

[lily]

Love it! :D

[Quedos]

You would my dear.

[robh539]

Lier, thats so you dont get caught, same reason i have a mirror'd visor!!

dam you shhhh. :( I loved my mirrored sunglasses lol.

ROFL good one Mr V

[lily]

You would my dear.

you know me to well...

now should we tell Mr V we are having a 3 night sleepover just us girls?! :-dd


Cause ask Drew what happens at female sleep overs is quite a funny answer ;)

[andrewsmith]

grrrr
Told not come in AGAIN

am sick of this already so on the job hunt

[Viney]

*Goes off to text Drew*

[Quedos]

you know me to well...

now should we tell Mr V we are having a 3 night sleepover just us girls?! :-dd


Cause ask Drew what happens at female sleep overs is quite a funny answer ;)

Yeah but do we tell Mr V what we are doing. (this could go downhill quite quickly) and do we telling him who coming and how much they want for the photos!

Hmm texting Drew time me thinks..

[lily]

*Goes off to text Drew*

Yeah but do we tell Mr V what we are doing. (this could go downhill quite quickly) and do we telling him who coming and how much they want for the photos!

Hmm texting Drew time me thinks..

I love how you both think to text drew! lol

[Quedos]

yeah L - any excuse to annoy him!

[lily]

if you get a reply, tell him his wife loves him very much!

[Viney]

Girls, i am shocked at the reply and you use cream as well. Thats just shocking

[lily]

Girls, i am shocked at the reply and you use cream as well. Thats just shocking

:-dd

[robh539]

:( share! does what with cream??? lol

[Drew Carey]

I didn't mention cream!!!!

I merely stated that at female sleepovers, the ladies bounce around on the bed having pillow fights in skimpy knickers and little vest tops with no bras.

Is that not right? :D

[lily]

I didn't mention cream!!!!

I merely stated that at female sleepovers, the ladies bounce around on the bed having pillow fights in skimpy knickers and little vest tops with no bras.

Is that not right? :D

yes thats right honey :smt056

[robh539]

I didn't mention cream!!!!

I merely stated that at female sleepovers, the ladies bounce around on the bed having pillow fights in skimpy knickers and little vest tops with no bras.

Is that not right? :D

Boring ;)

[Viney]

I didn't mention cream!!!!

I merely stated that at female sleepovers, the ladies bounce around on the bed having pillow fights in skimpy knickers and little vest tops with no bras.

Is that not right? :D
Ok, there was no cream involved..but that video you sent, well! ;)

Annnnyway, so Britney spears bodyguard is suing her for sexual harrassment after she paraded nude and had sex in front of him. Now, dont get me wrong but is this guy gay? :lol:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11241877

[lily]

she'll pay him off

[robh539]

Annnnyway, so Britney spears bodyguard is suing her for sexual harrassment after she paraded nude and had sex in front of him. Now, dont get me wrong but is this guy gay? :lol:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11241877

WTF hell yeah the queen of queens I reckon. I wouldn't need to be asked twice thats for sure.

[Quedos]

Drew - you poor misguided soul that you are!

Should we say now that you turned down the chance to be around at the same time as the girie weekend

[Wideboy]

No cos whilst your having a girlt weekend drew is taking us all to a strip club where there will be naked ladies and boobies

its food consumption period

[lily]

No cos whilst your having a girlt weekend drew is taking us all to a strip club where there will be naked ladies and boobies

its food consumption period

trust me the money I am leaving him, he will be lucky to afford a special movie on sky :-dd




;)

[Wideboy]

But im going, drew treated me to the cinimar its only fare ;), plus hopefully i'll have my beemer so we can arrive like propper ****s

[Quedos]

why pay for it when he could have got if for free - thats my whole point

[Drew Carey]

Cause I wanted you Girly's to spend some quality girly time together.

[lily]

Cause I wanted you Girly's to spend some quality girly time together.

roughly translanted to:

I wanted my wife to disappear for a long weekend, so I could miss her and work out how much it is on tap and show my love as soon as she walks back in the door ;)

[Wideboy]

:lol: alright i was only joking :rolleyes:

[Drew Carey]

roughly translanted to:

I wanted my wife to disappear for a long weekend, so I could miss her and work out how much it is on tap and show my love as soon as she walks back in the door ;)

I was genuinely just being nice.....but the above comment is a bonus!!!!

I will make sure there is no one left from the weekend still lying about on Monday!!!! :D

[lily]

:lol: alright i was only joking :rolleyes:

you can go.... do you know how many are along Hagley Road/ Board Street and a couple more once in Birmingham CC

[Drew Carey]

She does have a point, there is one right oposite my office!!!

[Quedos]

and reap the rewards later - I'll send you the links for the stuff you will need

EDIT - drew beat me to it!

[lily]

She does have a point, there is one right oposite my office!!!

that's the rocket club isn't it?

[Wideboy]

She does have a point, there is one right oposite my office!!! Ah yes "work"

I'll pick you up from :work: then... ;)