The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[lily]

Yay! Drew said OK!

[Quedos]

bungee jumping
fire eating
razor blade juggling
go shopping for birthday presents!
shoe shop
go back and get that nice fluffy sheep you fancied in wales

Reeder = got you!!!

Lily - hate being predictable but YAY!

[Viney]

What?

[Quedos]

well you wanted things to do V man!!

how about learning to juggle??

[lily]

lunch done

Mr Brady got me a cookie from Subway! Yum!

[Viney]

well you wanted things to do V man!!

how about learning to juggle??
Ah i see. It all makes sense now :) Could do most of those thinsg,e xcept juggling razor blades.

A cookie, Mrs C? Shocking...

[lily]

it was very yummy!

[Quedos]

Cookies - the dark side has cookies!! hmmmm dark side

[Reeder]

Yay, thanks Q :D

[andrewsmith]

afternoon and I am bored pretty much to tears

[Reeder]

Wanna come do some of my work?
I'm procrastinating.

[lily]

afternoon and I am bored pretty much to tears

how did the interview yesterday go?

[andrewsmith]

I'll pass Reeder

It went ok Lily just waiting to find out now as they only interviewed 3 for the post.
If nothing I'd left an inpression on the Mechanical and Electrical engineer that was sitting in

[Quedos]

Yay, thanks Q :D

and yes my friends are a motley crew. they are great though;)

[Quedos]

Hey L - mail and photos coming your way

[Venom]

Yay, thanks Q :D

lol, have you just changed your avatar? You'd have to the org ladies (and bib) off with a stick now.

Apparently I have 21 mutual FB friends with Q but she still has no idea who I am :(

[lily]

It went ok Lily just waiting to find out now as they only interviewed 3 for the post.
If nothing I'd left an inpression on the Mechanical and Electrical engineer that was sitting in

well I shall keep my fingers crossed for you

[Reeder]

lol, have you just changed your avatar? You'd have to the org ladies (and bib) off with a stick now.


This is my unrealistic dream!

[andrewsmith]

Cheers Lily, overdue something going my way

This is my unrealistic dream!

You wearing this shirt mate?

http://rlv.zcache.com/cover_me_in_chocolate_and_throw_me_to_the_lesbians _dog_shirt-p15571151730588033922l08_400.jpg

[Quedos]

lol, have you just changed your avatar? You'd have to the org ladies (and bib) off with a stick now.

Apparently I have 21 mutual FB friends with Q but she still has no idea who I am :(

I only took a quick nosey on FB - but i think I know who you are now. I'm slowly losing my fluffiness:p
I can't be that intelligent all the time you know

Andrew keeping my fingers crossed for you

[lily]

Q.... do you think you would have finished my new hat for Jan! Then I can wear it on the saturday!

[Quedos]

I'll decided ona colour and order it and i'll start on it. least I'llhave chrsitmas to work on it - what colours did we say - Red, royal blue or purple?

[lily]

I said you pick!

[Quedos]

i know but i can't find the colours we'd pick from :-(

[lily]

all my mails have been deleted... I striped all personal ones out on monday and been deleted them as I go...

my mailbox will be on full view to my boss and colleage in 5 weeks time, so need to delete anything that isn't work

from mem it was
royal blue & white
purple & pink
red & something

[Quedos]

found it

royal blue and cream would be nice
as would fuchsia with aqua
or fuchsia with purple or black
add red + black
purple + red

[lily]

Yay glad you found it!

Would have had to sweet talk Mr Brady in IT otherwise to ask him to get the backup taps and pull all emails from you off them! I would not have been popular!

[Reeder]

We have a sweet machine at work now :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs926.snc4/73982_484837738488_515608488_5599114_8082310_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5539456&id=515608488)

[lily]

you have to pay for that!

My new job has a staff restaurant that is free between 12pm-2pm! :D

[Reeder]

The boss' son just bought me two pots :D

[lily]

I'll let you off then! ;)

[andrewsmith]

I can see Reeder spending all his money at work

[Reeder]

Teeheeeee. Im allergic to artifical colours too, so I'm going very blotchy :D

[Reeder]

I already do on sausage rolls from the sandwich van that comes round!

[Reeder]

I am genuinely getting really bad with my eating.

2 sausage rolls today, mcdonalds yesterday, 3 sausages and chips tuesday, an entire pack of fried bacon for lunch monday, and over the course of the weekend when I was away I had 4 pizzas, KFC and a pot noodle!

I'm going to die.

[lily]

I am genuinely getting really bad with my eating.

2 sausage rolls today, mcdonalds yesterday, 3 sausages and chips tuesday, an entire pack of fried bacon for lunch monday, and over the course of the weekend when I was away I had 4 pizzas, KFC and a pot noodle!

I'm going to die.

:smt103

sort it out! You need to start eating better!

[Reeder]

I know I know I know :(
Right, after this pot of sweets I'm on a health diet!

[andrewsmith]

Heart attacking the awaiting mate. All washed down with 30 pints of larger was it?

[Quedos]

OMG essex style

thought i was bad!

[Reeder]

I think I probably did consume about a liter of vodka that weekend too...
Hence the photo :D we ran out of hot water in our chalet so I walked over to the girls across the road in my towel and asked to use theirs :)

[Quedos]

ok where were you

[Reeder]

Kiss weekender. Vauxhall holiday park in yarmouth haha. Doesn't get much chavier ;)

[davepreston]

Kiss weekender. Vauxhall holiday park in yarmouth haha. Doesn't get much chavier ;)
suits you sir ,suits you

[Wideboy]

evening all, what a weird day indeed

[andrewsmith]

Kiss weekender. Vauxhall holiday park in yarmouth haha. Doesn't get much chavier ;)

essex mate!! Essex!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/1329333377_d85f7fc6d4_o.jpg

[andrewsmith]

helllllooooooooooooo















is therrrrreeeee anyonnnnnnnnnneeeeee therrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee??????

[Holdup]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

[Bibio]

evnin organs.. i is awake, bless my mum-in-law for she is the best.

[andrewsmith]

Iz say

Move your ass
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079

[Bibio]

Iz say

Move your ass
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079
:smt079

:confused:

[andrewsmith]

Bib that was meant for HU
my net has got the clap or summing and that took 5 mins to load

[Wideboy]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you here is not a test, im rappin to the beat, and me the groove and my friend are gona try to move ya feet, see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello, to black to the white to red and the brown to the purple and yellow, but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock, you dont stop rock the riddle that will make your body rock, well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along and next on the mike is my man hank come on, hank, sing that song

:smt039

[Venom]

WIDEBOY!! Take me to bed or lose me forever!

[Viney]

WIDEBOY!! Take me to bed or lose me forever!Blimey! Not sure if its the proposal or the the fact its a reference from top gun

[Wideboy]

WIDEBOY!! Take me to bed or lose me forever!

Blimey! Not sure if its the proposal or the the fact its a reference from top gun

either way viney i'll let you take it form here *runs away*

[andrewsmith]

meh borred

[Wideboy]

shall i kille dwayne or playboy x? if i kill dwayne i get 25k but if i kill playboy x i get his house and soldiers

[Venom]

shall i kille dwayne or playboy x? if i kill dwayne i get 25k but if i kill playboy x i get his house and soldiers

dammit! when you said do "...kill playboy x" on FB chat I thought it was a kiss

[Wideboy]

ok then.... kill playboy.... x

[minimorecambe]

Stupid laptop has died on me :(


Oh and evening all :)

[andrewsmith]

:kiss: hiya MM

[Venom]

Hiya MM! :D

[Wideboy]

ctrl alt del

[minimorecambe]

Nothing works :(

[andrewsmith]

ctrl alt del

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_windows.jpg

[Venom]

Nothing works :(

:smt056

[Wideboy]

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_windows.jpg


haha if you can find the startrek on that will make my hour as it always makes me laugh :p

[andrewsmith]

Nothing works :(

:grouphug:

[Venom]

haha if you can find the startrek on that will make my hour as it always makes me laugh :p

This?

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[andrewsmith]

haha if you can find the startrek on that will make my hour as it always makes me laugh :p

:lol:

http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm2.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth.

[DarrenSV650S]

haha if you can find the startrek on that will make my hour as it always makes me laugh :p

http://filesocial.eu.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails/610/5yrcssk/ef67cde27e90e8d783a949871be4fba931f2a34f/star_trek_windows_fail.jpg.gif

[andrewsmith]

Hello Darren

That song got me in trouble with the folks

the amp had the house shaking :p

[andrewsmith]

WB just found this one :D

yX8yrOAjfKM

[minimorecambe]

Right Pops laptop has been stolen until mine is fixed

So Im here :D

[Wideboy]

nope venom this onehttp://filesocial.eu.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails/610/5yrcssk/ef67cde27e90e8d783a949871be4fba931f2a34f/star_trek_windows_fail.jpg.gif


haha i duno why always makes me LOL!

[Venom]

Dammit Agent Smith, I was going to post that up after I watched it!:p

[Wideboy]

oh no mm is here run away

[Venom]

Right Pops laptop has been stolen until mine is fixed

So Im here :D
:thumleft:

[DarrenSV650S]

WB just found this one :D

yX8yrOAjfKM

hahahah that is brilliant

[Wideboy]

WB just found this one :D

yX8yrOAjfKM
wont work!! link me

[andrewsmith]

Fail.com WB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM

[minimorecambe]

oh no mm is here run away

:(

[Wideboy]

oh seen that lol funny

[Wideboy]

:(
:smt028

haha that matrix thing still funny

[andrewsmith]

MM ignore him!

Get GG to chase him with a meat cleaver

[minimorecambe]

MM ignore him!

Get GG to chase him with a meat cleaver

I do try!

[gruntygiggles]

Gav...leave MM alone....be nice or be gone with you!

MM - he's a softie really...he's just trying to be cool!

[minimorecambe]

Gav...leave MM alone....be nice or be gone with you!

:smt058

[Venom]

MM ignore him!

Get GG to chase him with a meat cleaver

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?

[Wideboy]

Gav...leave MM alone....be nice or be gone with you!

MM - he's a softie really...he's just trying to be cool!
trying?! i dont think so sista *snaps fingers and wags head*

[gruntygiggles]

trying?! i dont think so sista *snaps fingers and wags head*


No dear...that makes you ghey...not cool!

[Wideboy]

............... :smt104


:smt088

[andrewsmith]

No dear...that makes you ghey...not cool!

:winner:



Gav thats you told

[Wideboy]

getting chilly here now, i want my boiler fixed!

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

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[Wideboy]

see it *yawn*

[andrewsmith]

and already been sick in laughter

[minimorecambe]

Night all :smt039

6 hours left of work till the weekend :D

[andrewsmith]

Night MM

I'll count down for you xxx