The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all

[munkygunn182]

Ey up

Aaaaaah... i've slept through uni again!

[Wideboy]

Maryland cookies 45p each at tesco, 2 packs bought and one demolished in 3 mins, deyz like prigles dey is

Oh and hello

[munkygunn182]

Maryland cookies 45p each at tesco, 2 packs bought and one demolished in 3 mins, deyz like prigles dey is

Oh and hello

Better than pringles!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yum! I loves the cookies!!

I'm going out for lunch later with my friend and baby Noah!

[munkygunn182]

I'm gonna go harrass the staff in hein gericke today, and maybe take a float down to ayr later on to scrub in a new tyre... we shall see!

[Quedos]

I'm sorting out learning agreements and learning forums and then i have interview skills this afternoon and kwak launch tonight!!

[Wideboy]

I r going to carry on making these oak doors and then make some more a slightly different size, yaaaay!!!!.......

Sounds like I got the bum deal :(

[munkygunn182]

I'm sorting out learning agreements and learning forums and then i have interview skills this afternoon and kwak launch tonight!!

kwak launch, you and Garry going? I'm considering popping down!

[Quedos]

yup the gruesome twosome are thinking of going!!

[munkygunn182]

Excellent, if all is well with the bike I'll try to swing by! In other news, its almost the weekend and I reckon I'll start making a tail tidy on saturday!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Meh, I've just had a twonking nose bleed!!

[munkygunn182]

Beautiful! :p

[Quedos]

in other news - my weekend starts at 2pm today and finishes at 7am Tuesday!! I so want to go out on the bike to!!

Nice Nic!

[Milky Bar Kid]

When are the mods gonna finally sort out Matt Yokes. He's trying to stir trouble again.

[Quedos]

ohh where!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

It's his second go in this thread http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=161982&page=7

[Quedos]

Yeah found it - i left just as fizz was going in!
what was the lung line about though

[Milky Bar Kid]

It was spam! Watching Gino cooking in the buff on This Moring! Holly Willobooby doesn't know where to look....!

[Quedos]

oooohh - is his bum nice

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lol!

I'm proud of my reply to Yokes...

[Quedos]

it was a good one i must admit

[Icanopit]

Nice level response, well done MBK :smt117

[Tara]

hey everyone long time no see hope you are all OK - I am feeling human again after having no sleep and a screaming child for nearly a week - i managed nearly 5 hours in one go last night

hope everyone is OK

hey Q hows my forum daughter sorry i've not been much of a "mum" at the min but all is good now xx

[Quedos]

Yay T ((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))

I was just thinking about you and wondering how your getting on. - There's a great deal on Groupon for a 24x32 inch canvas for £28 and i thought of your photos!!!

I'm glad your managing to sleep so how's his teeth are they through yet?? as don't worry about not being a mum - I know you're there!!

[Tara]

Yay T ((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))

I was just thinking about you and wondering how your getting on. - There's a great deal on Groupon for a 24x32 inch canvas for £28 and i thought of your photos!!!

I'm glad your managing to sleep so how's his teeth are they through yet?? as don't worry about not being a mum - I know you're there!!
Oooh i will have a look thanks for that - they are still coming through bless him but getting there slowly - always here x

[anna]

afternoon al

[fizzwheel]

When are the mods gonna finally sort out Matt Yokes. He's trying to stir trouble again.

Dont worry wont be long now...

[Quedos]

T - glad he's getting there - just like the rest of us

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!
(hehehehe)

and

FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(hehehehehe)

i quite like the way Fizz looks spread out like that!

[anna]

ohhhh ban hammer??? I lost all the cool smilies with the locky threads and ban hammers on.... its clearly been a whilst since they were needed ;)

[anna]

Hey Q... how you feeling today?

[Quedos]

I'm not so bad - feel human so thats got to be a start and clean of any drugs now! I hate coming off co- codamol!
back is noticable today but sorting out physio and osteo so see where that goes!

[Wideboy]

Ding dong the pr!ck is gone........Well that was worthy of my lunch break now I must get back to workerington

[munkygunn182]

I iz a happy pup! :D

[DarrenSV650S]

For why?

Evening all btw :)

[munkygunn182]

Seat cowl came today, looks well tidy!

[DarrenSV650S]

Nice one. Pillion seats are unacceptable

[DarrenSV650S]

My dad has basically said get a job or get out. pr1ck

[munkygunn182]

Get a job, agreed... get out... harsh!

[DarrenSV650S]

Yep. He can't understand that I just want to not work for a while.

[Holdup]

Its Friday :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Every day is Friday for me

[Holdup]

Bum

ffs feckin chinese keeps coming up engaged

[minimorecambe]

The weekend starts now :D

[andrewsmith]

evening all

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey you two

I've just been along to co-op and spar job hunting

[andrewsmith]

hows it going daz?

Just confirmed today that i've got work for a month. Not putting a downer on you.
What your funds like Daz, as I've ended up there for 15 weeks

[DarrenSV650S]

What work have you got just now?

I've got a couple grand that I had saved up for bike holiday etc. I'm trying to get on the rigs but it could take a while so should probably try get something to keep me going till then. Also, so I don't get chucked out the house

[Holdup]

Get a job you bum

[andrewsmith]

What work have you got just now?

I've got a couple grand that I had saved up for bike holiday etc. I'm trying to get on the rigs but it could take a while so should probably try get something to keep me going till then. Also, so I don't get chucked out the house

Just got a job facilities management co-ordinator,

or in english logging building defect jobs for a firm in the midlands

You ever worked the bar trade Daz, as you maybe able to pic work up like Craig does

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:crutches:
Good evening, good evening, good evening!

[DarrenSV650S]

Just got a job facilities management co-ordinator,

or in english logging building defect jobs for a firm in the midlands

You ever worked the bar trade Daz, as you maybe able to pic work up like Craig does
Not for years. And it wasn't really a proper bar, just a golf club bar. Serving G&T's and making bacon rolls. Ohh the bacon they had there was heavenly. It was really good quality stuff
:crutches:
Good evening, good evening, good evening!

Evening fruity

[andrewsmith]

Not for years. And it wasn't really a proper bar, just a golf club bar. Serving G&T's and making bacon rolls. Ohh the bacon they had there was heavenly. It was really good quality stuff

Always worth a punt I only went into the trade last year and managed.

Thats the best type of bar to be in!!! Sounds like NYE where I worked

£2,500 of champs ordered for midnight


Evening Fruity

[DarrenSV650S]

wow that's a lot of bottles lol

It would be worth going back just for the bacon rolls :D If the spar and co-op don't happen I might try the old golf club.

[andrewsmith]

well some of it was £90 a bottle

[Holdup]

MSN is being ghey

[andrewsmith]

its always ghey ghey ghey

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Is Skype ghey?

[andrewsmith]

dunno

never used it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Just signed up as a mate at work was raving about how good it is.

Not sold.

[andrewsmith]

Sounds like people with Iphones, not not sold

As a side Fizz respect for blocking Matt-Yokes, guy was an a***hole

[Holdup]

What to do tomorrow

[andrewsmith]

W**k?

[DarrenSV650S]

Sounds like people with Iphones, not not sold

As a side Fizz respect for blocking Matt-Yokes, guy was an a***hole

When did that happen?

[Holdup]

W**k?

do what now

[andrewsmith]

about page 4 onwards

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=161982

[andrewsmith]

do what now

Spank the Bishop James

[Holdup]

wank

[andrewsmith]

yes but I self censor you dirty little ****er

[DarrenSV650S]

lol @ matt

[andrewsmith]

Good aint it!!!


It's in the biggest derail thread

[Holdup]

yea wank isnt censored but ****** is

[andrewsmith]

must resist challenging you

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:smt117

[minimorecambe]

I want Keith Lemons babies :)

[andrewsmith]

I want Keith Lemons babies :)

:smt064

hahaha

Mini Lemons

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Past my bedtime.
If I don't see you in't week, I'll see ya through window


Night all

[minimorecambe]

Read that exactly the same time he said it :p

Night Fruity :smt058

[Holdup]

Darrrrrrren

[andrewsmith]

night fruity

[DarrenSV650S]

Night fruity

Darrrrrrren

whaaaaaaaat

[Holdup]

msn is being a charlie uniform november tango again....

[munkygunn182]

Evening all

[Bibio]

howdeeeedooodeeeee my lovers

[munkygunn182]

how goes bibs?

[Bibio]

not to bad m8ty. bit peeved off at Nitron though. my nice new shock arived today and guess what? yup it was a standard length. good customer service though as they are picking it up tomorrow and sending a new one out on monday.

its so bling bling and i want to make love to it.

[Bibio]

hows our munky tonight?

[munkygunn182]

You want to make love to your shocker? Well you carry right on my friend!

Munky's not bad, bit skint, was gonna get me some leathers this weekend, but money's not allowing, so I reckon i'll settle for servicing the bike, unless I can pick up some work!

[Bibio]

what size are you Craig? as in chest waist and hight also boot and glove size?

[Holdup]

Pervert

I need to get my bike suspension set up in the summer

[munkygunn182]

For jeans im a 32 - 34 waist, same again on the legs. Jacketwise, I couldn't give you numbers off hand, simply that I wear a large HG textile jacket. Incidently, the textile trousers are a 52

[Bibio]

ooohhh well. i have a set of matching red leathers, boots and gloves but they are for someone about 5'6-7'' and a 30-32 waist size 7 uk boot and snug medium gloves.

i'll get rid of them someday lol. if you know of anyone, they are going cheepy cheep i just want rid and space in my cupboard.

[munkygunn182]

Someone shorter than myself then :p

However I was chatting to someone tonight who's looking to get into bikes, sadly he's a mummys boy... has no job, and has eyes for the brand spanking new KTM 125...

[Bibio]

bet mummy's boys mum wont let him have a bike lol.

would rather give someone who was not so well off and loved bikes the leathers.

[munkygunn182]

I wouldn't let you give him them! Your palm would be crossed with silver, and your stomach lined with whisky ;)

I see HG are taking clothing in as a trade in... wonder what i'd get for my 6 month old HG textiles, my suggestion is not a lot! They're still good condition, but you know what shops are like!

[Bibio]

think the HG trade in thing is a con as they have just upped all their prices to justify the trade in value. we used to do the same in the furniture trade.

[munkygunn182]

Morning all!

[Reeder]

sup

[munkygunn182]

Not much man, looked at the bank balance this morning, and the longer I do not much the better! How's yourself?

[Reeder]

I'm goooooood sir. Friday's are always a doss at work, I got paid wednesday and I have social activities planned for this weekend. If only my bike had an MOT, new tyres and new brake pads and the weather was about 20 degrees higher, dry and sunny then life would be pretty perfect ;)