The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Viney]

I hate the bloody rain! Whenever I look at the 10 day forecast, its always going to rain at the weekend!

http://uk.weather.com/weather/10day-Cheltenham-GL52

See!!!!

Damnit!
Yeah thanks for that. Im off to RAF Fairford at the weekend for the Air Tattoo. Likes like i'll pack an an umbrella..ella...ella as well as water proofs

[andrewsmith]

Well we've broke a security camera this afternoon trying to test the site circuits

[Viney]

Oh well. As long as its the one facing the safe, i can come and knick all the money

[Milky Bar Kid]

Wooo! I has been left in my friends house to house sit for two weeks! Two weeks of being left to my own devices!!!!!

[andrewsmith]

have fun Nic

Righto I'm off to go buy a pile of padlocks for work


Laters all

[JamesMio]

Wooo! I has been left in my friends house to house sit for two weeks! Two weeks of being left to my own devices!!!!!

When's the first party? And do we have to bring our own Togas, or are these provided?

[Viney]

When's the first party? And do we have to bring our own Togas, or are these provided?
Its going to be a back to the Future party.

Clothes. Where we're going we don't need clothes!

[Holdup]

Who wants to buy me a 2010 ZX10R

[Viney]

Who wants to buy me a 2010 ZX10R*Checks pockets*

Erm, nope. However, if the £166Mill turns up, then i sure will young james

[Holdup]

yesssssssssssssssss :kiss:

Only want one because they look so pretty

[Peachey]

*Checks pockets*

Erm, nope. However, if the £166Mill turns up, then i sure will young james

Seeing as we are placing orders.... i'll take a new VFR or BMW S1000RR. :D

[Quedos]

+1 on both of them!!

Morning all

[Viney]

Morning Princess :kiss: Mwah

Sadly i am not the fortunate soul that has won the 161 million, so its back to the world of Dreams.

[Tara]

flac forgot to buy a ticket :rolleyes:

morning

[Milky Bar Kid]

Good morning all! I trust you all slept well? I didn't, fell asleep around 1 and then woke up after about half an hour mumbling at myself and then was too warm to get back to sleep so was awake til gone 5! Yay for me! not.

Anyway, not a lot on the cards today. I may go back to bed for a nap. Seein' as I is on I's holidays.

[Viney]

Well it seems that i have won the lottery as my favourite 3 gerogeous ladies have arrived

Morning Ladies :kiss:

[SoulKiss]

Well it seems that i have won the lottery as my favourite 3 gerogeous ladies have arrived

Morning Ladies :kiss:

You have also won a bucket - sorry about the sick in it, too much sugary mush in your last post, sorry :p

Hehe

Morning peoples :)

[andrewsmith]

Morning all

V You've won another pale of vomit after that post

Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

[Milky Bar Kid]

Went back to bed and slept another hour and half. Feel slightly more alive now. Nice sugary brew in my hand. Cannae beat a cuppa tea!!

[Kate Moss]

Hi

Thought i would get back in touch! Been ages :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!!! Hiya! How are you?

[hindle8907]

hello !!! :)

[Viney]

You have also won a bucket - sorry about the sick in it, too much sugary mush in your last post, sorry :p

Hehe

Morning peoples :)

Morning all

V You've won another pale of vomit after that post

Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8Well it didnt work did it! So sod the lot of them. No more mr mushy guy.

Right im off over Chavda for lunch stuff.

[andrewsmith]

V go buy fast ford on your lunch. you know it makes sense ;)

[Viney]

V go buy fast ford on your lunch. you know it makes sense ;)LOL, i used to subscribe to Perfomance Ford back in the day.

Seeing KK's new ride makes me think if i should think about searching out an old XR2...hmmm. However, now im getting older i start looking at the running costs and MPG. I remember with my XR that it run about 9MPG with the Mods. This was early 90's so fuel was cheaper then. My next ride needs to do more than 30mpg urban cycle, so Diesel it will be.

[SoulKiss]

LOL, i used to subscribe to Perfomance Ford back in the day.

Seeing KK's new ride makes me think if i should think about searching out an old XR2...hmmm. However, now im getting older i start looking at the running costs and MPG. I remember with my XR that it run about 9MPG with the Mods. This was early 90's so fuel was cheaper then. My next ride needs to do more than 30mpg urban cycle, so Diesel it will be.

Nova 1.5 TD (Turbo Diesel) ?

From memory could leave the GTE standing, was 3 groups lower insurance too and cheap.

Had a lot to do with the fact it was the same engine that could also haul a much heavier Astra chassis around :)

[andrewsmith]

okay V a massssive turbo that kicks in a 7k

[Viney]

Nova 1.5 TD (Turbo Diesel) ?

From memory could leave the GTE standing, was 3 groups lower insurance too and cheap.

Had a lot to do with the fact it was the same engine that could also haul a much heavier Astra chassis around :)You are right. However, i will never have a nother vauxhall as long as i shall live, not after the astra i had. I remember when the Nove TD came out and all the hype as at the time, it was one of the 1st small cars that run a TD lump and had some kind of performance. They where hugely expensive compared to what was around at the time (SRi's and GTE's an suchlike). My best mate at the time had a Renault 18 Turbo. Was stupid quick and a lot cheaper to insure than the 5 turbo.

okay V a massssive turbo that kicks in a 7kNa, im not going to go old school. I want a BMW E46 320d ragtop. I am meant to be having a mid life crisis and all that.

[andrewsmith]

V you want of these for a midlife

http://www.xclusively-jaguar.co.uk/images/xj13_silverstone/xkr_silverstone_400.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

V you want of these for a midlife

http://www.xclusively-jaguar.co.uk/images/xj13_silverstone/xkr_silverstone_400.jpg

Evening bungholes.

If you're buying AS, count me in :wink:

[Holdup]

:smt031

[Wideboy]

hello

[Holdup]

hi

[Wideboy]

ow r u?

[Holdup]

Alreeet

Yourself?

[Wideboy]

tired

[minimorecambe]

Is this a one worded conversation?
You both going to start dragging your knuckles along the floor and grunting soon??

Hi by the way :smt058

[Holdup]

Yes

[Wideboy]

we

[Wideboy]

do

[Wideboy]

it

[Wideboy]

to

[Wideboy]

annoy

[minimorecambe]

You should know it takes more than that to annoy me
:)

[Holdup]

like?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Good evening children and hello Helen (seeing as you aren't childish). How are we all this evening?

[Wideboy]

hi

[minimorecambe]

Hi Nic :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

How are you both?

[gruntygiggles]

Hello everyone :-)

[andrewsmith]

Helllo all

[gruntygiggles]

Apprentice time!

[Wideboy]

hi all

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hello everyone :-)

holy crap! Can't remember the last time I saw you in here!

Helllo all

Mr Smith! How goes it?

[Holdup]

Im an adult ill have you know (in 3 days)

Hi

[Milky Bar Kid]

Im an adult ill have you know (in 3 days)

Hi

Lol! I was joking!

[Holdup]

I know :kiss:

[Wideboy]

why adult in 3 days?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sandshoe.

I am being realllllllly sad and watching the Glee Project.

[SoulKiss]

Na, im not going to go old school. I want a BMW E46 320d ragtop. I am meant to be having a mid life crisis and all that.

Doesn't that mean you have to sleep with girls half your age?

Oh and buy a FAST motorbike

[andrewsmith]

holy crap! Can't remember the last time I saw you in here!



Mr Smith! How goes it?

Cool Nic :kiss:

Just sat down after tea with beer :D

[Wideboy]

Doesn't that mean you have to sleep with girls half your age?

Oh and buy a FAST motorbike
:eek: but i don't, I'd be arrested otherwise

[minimorecambe]

And slapped very hard

[Holdup]

why adult in 3 days?

Cus i turnz twenteeeeeeee on Saturday

And slapped very hard

:wink:

[andrewsmith]

Cus i turnz twenteeeeeeee on Saturday

The Baby of the Org!!!

:smt031

[Wideboy]

And slapped very hardoooowww what do i get as a punishment!! :wink:

Cus i turnz twenteeeeeeee on Saturday



:wink:



20 isnt an adult, 22 is the new 20 :smt045

[gruntygiggles]

holy crap! Can't remember the last time I saw you in here!




'Twas a long time ago, when sun had gone down...

[gruntygiggles]

I'm too slow to keep up with the megathread now...lol

[andrewsmith]

Ey up Cheryl

You ok?

[minimorecambe]

oooowww what do i get as a punishment!! :wink:

That is private :smt079

[Holdup]

The Baby of the Org!!!

:smt031

:mad:

20 isnt an adult, 22 is the new 20 :smt045

everyone says 21 is the last proper birthday, dont see why tho

[andrewsmith]

haha

Couldn't resist!
Well I'm one of the oldest staff at one of my jobs at 24

[Holdup]

Oldie

[andrewsmith]

exactamundo

[gruntygiggles]

Ey up Cheryl

You ok?

Yeah not bad ta...you ?

[andrewsmith]

I am fine middling

Just busy with new jobs etc..

Want a hollllllllllllllllliday sooo badly

[gruntygiggles]

You and me both dude!

[andrewsmith]

roll on AR, tis my holiday

[Milky Bar Kid]

Watching Apprentice.....How much do I dislike Susan???

[andrewsmith]

Whats this thing called 'The Apprentice'?

[Milky Bar Kid]

You never watched it or are you being sarcastic?

[andrewsmith]

I have watched 20 minutes when it first started

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning orgers.

Booked the day off for our wedding anniversary, 6 years today.

Anyone know which one that is? e.g. Paper, silver, ruby etc.

I'm guessing it's something bizarre like flannel.

[Tara]

morning

[Fruity-ya-ya]

morning
Morning

[Quedos]

Fruity 6 years Traditional - Candy OR Modern - Iron

Morning all - my heads buzzing and my stomach is growling Tea me thinks!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fruity 6 years Traditional - Candy OR Modern - Iron

Morning all - my heads buzzing and my stomach is growling Tea me thinks!!

Ta, I think I'll go with iron.
Going shopping while the boy is an nursery so maybe we can pick up something made of iron.

Can of Ironbrew perhaps?

[Tara]

i've already had 4 coffees this morning

Fruity Personally I wouldn't buy her an Iron lol

Ours is 4 years in November

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fruity Personally I wouldn't buy her an Iron lol
LOL

The thought did cross my mind but i value my man berries too much.:eye:

[Tara]

so tired today even tho i slept well last night since i started the alcohol and food detox i feel so much better and its only been four days - can't give up my coffee tho

[andrewsmith]

tara you like this???

fhdCslFcKFU


Morning all

[Fruity-ya-ya]

so tired today even tho i slept well last night since i started the alcohol and food detox i feel so much better and its only been four days - can't give up my coffee tho
Hmmmm, might be time I abstained for a while.

Right off to the shops to see if I can blag something shiny for the bike claiming that it's 'iron'.;)

Bye T.
Bye Q.

[Tara]

Andrew not far off lol

see you later fruity

[andrewsmith]

haha

I ain't further. I will reduce that lovely beverage's consumption

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ta, I think I'll go with iron.
Going shopping while the boy is an nursery so maybe we can pick up something made of iron.

Can of Ironbrew perhaps?


It's IRN BRU! Tut.

Ahem. now I have fixed that, morning!

[andrewsmith]

The cheap stuff is IronBrew

*runs and hides*

[Milky Bar Kid]

But that's not real, it's just a fake ass copy!

Only Irn Bru is made from girders! lol

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

And is able to cure a hangover

[Tara]

:lol:

And is able to cure a hangover
tastes good with Vodka in too

[Milky Bar Kid]

:lol:

And is able to cure a hangover

Not my hangovers it doesn't! lol! mind you, nothing cures them!

tastes good with Vodka in too

It's niiiiiiiiiice in vodka!