The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[DarrenSV650S]

yeah, thing is tho they are trying to BS the chief BS'er with me :lol:

yesterdays one was so funny, he asked me how i knew so much about beemers so i told him i was a bwm mechanic....... he shut up then :lol:
Probably because you said BWM

[Wideboy]

no just no

[DarrenSV650S]

Yes

What type of badly made wagon are you after?

[Wideboy]

318 to 323, the 316 is gutless POS

[DarrenSV650S]

Too old and big. Unless it's the ones with the gt500 type twin headlights.

I like the new 3 door hatchbacks. The 1 series I think it is

[Wideboy]

it was only 7 years old the one i just looked at, im not looking at the old boxy shaped one

[TheOnlyNemesis]

cars suck...end of

[DarrenSV650S]

Yup. I've still got £1800 to pay off on my golf and I want rid of it. And it'll probably only be worth £1800 when I come to sell it

[robh539]

cars suck...end of

very useful though. you can get an ATM machine in one ;)

[Wideboy]

ah never touch finance, thats why its called "never never".... buying out right, going to knock it on the head for 2 weeks let the market clear, plus i'll have more mullah

[DarrenSV650S]

What other option is there though? I needed a car, I had no money. Would take years to save it up

[Bibio]

i only put up with you! i dont even know why i wished you a happy birthday........ ;) :grouphug:

coz secretly you want to bum me coz you have fantasy's about dwarfs and i'm the closest thing you know to a dwarf :smt057

[Wideboy]

What other option is there though? I needed a car, I had no money. Would take years to save it up

thats just me personally, i hate having any kind of debt, all i have now is my mobile phone bill and my rent with bills on top that's it, anything i want i save for
coz secretly you want to bum me coz you have fantasy's about dwarfs and i'm the closest thing you know to a dwarf :smt057

shh:-dd

[Wideboy]

im hurt! :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

u are not. Stop it!

[lily]

why?

[Wideboy]

nicola was mean to me :( and she wont apologise :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ur not hurt and I wasn't mean and I won't apologise this tiime!

[Wideboy]

linseed tell her!!

[lily]

:rolleyes:

nope not getting involved

[Milky Bar Kid]

Correct answer Linseed!

[Wideboy]

:smt088

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh very mature Gavin!

Gavin: "I'm not talking to you anymore"......

Yeh Gav, mature.....lol

[Wideboy]

i didnt say that

[Milky Bar Kid]

yes you did!!

Gavin says:
im not talking to you anymore

[Wideboy]

where did i say that?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Gavin says:
im telling
Nicola says:
i dont care
i wasnt mean and ur not hurt
Gavin says:
but i am!
Nicola says:
ur not
Gavin says:
im not talking to you anymore
Nicola says:
fine then!
Gavin says:

are you not talkingt o me
Nicola says:
not if ur gonna be childish

[Wideboy]

your making all this up were did i post this

[Milky Bar Kid]

AAAAAARGH!! U are so infuriating at times!

[Wideboy]

not me :(

[robh539]

you two are like a married couple lol

[widepants]

you two are like a married couple lol
:smt056

[Wideboy]

:shock:

[Milky Bar Kid]

PMSL! Watch it Rob!

[robh539]

errr no that's gross, will flim it tho hahahaha

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! Didnt mean tht!

[Wideboy]

am i missing soemthing here?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

only like rob?

[robh539]

lmao

[Shellywoozle]

This is better than big brother

[Wideboy]

what is, i dont understand?

[Milky Bar Kid]

This is better than big brother

Explain??

[Wideboy]

i am lost

[Shellywoozle]

Explain??

Banter thats all I meant .... watching banter between people LOL

[Shellywoozle]

i am lost


Sat navs are on offer at Halfords I believe ;)

[Wideboy]

yeah anyway so then :-dd

[robh539]

Sat navs are on offer at Halfords I believe ;)

yeah i must go get one, there some people i wanna find

[widepants]

i am lost
look at the name on ur street then

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am still confused...

[robh539]

I am still confused...
your a female im not surprised ;)

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, robs on form

[Milky Bar Kid]

your a female im not surprised ;)


:smt013

[widepants]

I am still confused...
hope you're not on duty

[Milky Bar Kid]

hope you're not on duty

OBviously not if I am online!

[Wideboy]

wouldnt be the first time.......

;)

runs

[robh539]

:smt013

there is gonna be blood isnt then ? lol :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

wouldnt be the first time.......

;)

runs

Twonk

there is gonna be bloody isnt then ? lol :)

Yes

[Shellywoozle]

your a female im not surprised ;)

Slap

[widepants]

OBviously not if I am online!
doesnt stop Gav doing things in work time:smt120

[Wideboy]

all talk

[widepants]

Slap
are u on duty as well?

[Shellywoozle]

are u on duty as well?

Not just yet but I am considering doing a bit of ovetime for nothing

[robh539]

Slap ouch

doesnt stop Gav doing things in work time:smt120
should use your tools and phone at the same time gets messy



Yes
doh ill bring my lid and a straw then

[widepants]

Not just yet but I am considering doing a bit of ovetime for nothing
public service at its best

[Milky Bar Kid]

ouch


should use your tools and phone at the same time gets messy


doh ill bring my lid and a straw then

Good idea!

Gav....u might actually die of death in a deadly manner!

[Wideboy]

why what have i done? :( why am i always being blamed :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just cos I feel like it!

[Wideboy]

oh ok! carry on

fud

[Milky Bar Kid]

U are a bigger fud!

[widepants]

why what have i done? :( why am i always being blamed :(
easy target

[Wideboy]

hahaha "big fud", that made me lol!! ...... how imature


massive fud!!

[Wideboy]

easy target


i think people should stop stealing other peoples names............

who are you again?

[robh539]

lmao

whats a fud???

[Wideboy]

you dont wana know :lol:

[Shellywoozle]

i think people should stop stealing other peoples names............

who are you again?

its you !!! You pretend so it looks like you got a friend, but on this instance ya playing with yaself ha ha ha

[TheOnlyNemesis]

hahaha "big fud", that made me lol!! ...... how imature


massive fud!!


*immature

[Milky Bar Kid]

lmao

whats a fud???

It's a scottish term for a part of the female anatomy...

[robh539]

you dont wana know :lol:
yeah i really actually do. so .....?

[Milky Bar Kid]

See above Rob..

[Wideboy]

its you !!! You pretend so it looks like you got a friend, but on this instance ya playing with yaself ha ha ha

thats what she said!!

[widepants]

thats what she said!!
you got into ma tent on the AR:grouphug:

[robh539]

It's a scottish term for a part of the female anatomy...

oh right awesome

[Wideboy]

anyway enough tone lowering!

[Shellywoozle]

oh right awesome

can you remember what they are rob?

[Milky Bar Kid]

can you remember what they are rob?


He'll not have experience of many!

[Wideboy]

you got into ma tent on the AR:grouphug:
"dont touch me, just hold me"

that will never be forgot trust me!

[robh539]

you got into ma tent on the AR:grouphug:

it that what that call it these days lmao

[widepants]

that will never be forgot trust me!
barsteward:(

[andrewsmith]

evening campers

what u all been up to

[Wideboy]

barsteward:(
haha, yeah so shut up or i'll tell everyone why you said that!
evening campers

what u all been up to

afternoon agent smith

[Shellywoozle]

we picking on wideboy andrew :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm soooooore!!

[Wideboy]

we picking on wideboy andrew :)
they are yep
I'm soooooore!!
sorry about that........ :cool:

[Milky Bar Kid]

they are yep

sorry about that........ :cool:

You wish...

[andrewsmith]

haha normal programme has resumed!!

evening WB

http://waitingfornow.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/agent-smith-copyshort.jpg

[Bibio]

I'm soooooore!!

why has someone been at your 'fud' :D

[robh539]

sure you too aren't married??? you should be lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

why has someone been at your 'fud' :D

Erm..no.

[andrewsmith]

soooo what is WB embarrassed by??

[Shellywoozle]

NIght night ya'll

Woozle wubs ya all xxxxxxxxxxx