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andrewsmith
16-05-11, 04:56 PM
nope!

At the Doc's tomorrow to confirm it. Got about 50% feeling in my left and 75% in me right.

Also had not much sleep last nite as my right arm lost all feeling and movement at about 4am for around 5 minutes

Quedos
17-05-11, 07:30 AM
Morning

carelesschucca
17-05-11, 07:35 AM
easy!!! NO NEED TO SHOUT!!!

Quedos
17-05-11, 07:38 AM
Need to wake this lot up somehow - beside I'm feeling bright and breezy - 2.5 days to go and my sidi's are soooooooo comfy even if i do look like a spaceman at work!!

andrewsmith
17-05-11, 07:58 AM
morning

Tara
17-05-11, 08:16 AM
morning

i need entertaining i am sooo bored been here since 7.30 everyone is in a meeting and i have nothing to do :(

Quedos
17-05-11, 08:21 AM
pm your email and i send pictures for you to look at

Tara
17-05-11, 08:29 AM
done

it is soo quiet in here migth have to go get another coffee in a min

keithd
17-05-11, 08:46 AM
pm your email and i send pictures for you to look at

nudey sauce pot photos? giz a look....

morning boys and girls

Reeder
17-05-11, 08:46 AM
http://iflyjet.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/sup.jpg

Wideboy
17-05-11, 09:09 AM
Oh hai

Quedos
17-05-11, 09:12 AM
nudey sauce pot photos? giz a look....

morning boys and girls

I'll send you them if you want need your email though!

Tara
17-05-11, 09:22 AM
have you sent them to me yet?

thank god for one of the other girls she has given me something to do that should keep me going for an hour yay :rolleyes:

Tara
17-05-11, 09:23 AM
forget that i see that you have:D

Quedos
17-05-11, 09:28 AM
Glad they made it this time - i hate frigging firewalls

SoulKiss
17-05-11, 09:29 AM
Morning ORGasms - hows everyone today?

Quedos
17-05-11, 09:41 AM
well the second lot didn't - reset the second part - fingers crossed

Quedos
17-05-11, 09:43 AM
Hey SK - howdy - I'm busy trying to dodge firewalls as can be seen above

Viney
17-05-11, 09:57 AM
Yo Yo Yo whas up me hommies?

:kiss: for the ladies
Nods to the guys

Went to see Fast Five last night. Wasnt as bad as i thought it would be, but good ole mindless entertainment all the same.

*Moonwalks out of the thread*

keithd
17-05-11, 09:59 AM
V - word. S'up. Etc

FF5, fair plays to you but for me i gotta see a film thats gonna flick my juices metaphorically, but your review has been noted and appreciated. one to avoid. not that i ever thought i'd go anyways as i saw 5 minutes of the first one and switched off.

ladies on here, you're awesome x

SoulKiss
17-05-11, 10:02 AM
Hey SK - howdy - I'm busy trying to dodge firewalls as can be seen above

Thats EASY (well mostly easy :p)

Need a hand?

Quedos
17-05-11, 10:16 AM
easy - copied allthe photos on to a word doc!!

SoulKiss
17-05-11, 10:24 AM
easy - copied allthe photos on to a word doc!!

LOL :) Thats one way I suppose :p

Viney
17-05-11, 10:38 AM
Q thinking outside the box...dont know what shes doing out of her box though?

keithd
17-05-11, 10:39 AM
my friend has just told me he is taking part in the Gumball 3000 this year. I hate him now.

Viney
17-05-11, 10:42 AM
my friend has just told me he is taking part in the Gumball 3000 this year. I hate him now.Cool beans. Whats he doing it in? Vernas old house mate used to do that kinda stuff. He used to bring home manner of exoctic motaz for show.

We'll do it in my Koniseeg if you want? Just need to win the lottery tonight

keithd
17-05-11, 10:54 AM
Cool beans. Whats he doing it in? Vernas old house mate used to do that kinda stuff. He used to bring home manner of exoctic motaz for show.

We'll do it in my Koniseeg if you want? Just need to win the lottery tonight

Not 100% sure of the model, but its a Jag all boyed up, lowered, all that malarky. He is a director of a company who sell gadgets, mp3 docks, speakers, hd camcorders and all that jazz.

He was telling me all about it, sounds really good fun. Have seen some previous years on Jackass of all programmes, one of the more interesting episodes of that programme

Quedos
17-05-11, 10:55 AM
Q thinking outside the box...dont know what shes doing out of her box though?

I'm always out my box!!

Viney
17-05-11, 11:03 AM
Not 100% sure of the model, but its a Jag all boyed up, lowered, all that malarky. He is a director of a company who sell gadgets, mp3 docks, speakers, hd camcorders and all that jazz.

He was telling me all about it, sounds really good fun. Have seen some previous years on Jackass of all programmes, one of the more interesting episodes of that programmeGroovy. If i wil the lottery we'll join in to in the Phantom Drophead? Costs a bit iirc to 'enter' Looks a riot though.

I'm always out my box!!This is true.

keithd
17-05-11, 11:18 AM
25 grand a car apparantly

Milky Bar Kid
17-05-11, 11:56 AM
Hello fine ladies and gentlemen of the Megathread, how are we all today?

Viney
17-05-11, 12:05 PM
Hey Trouble :kiss:

Im fair to middleing today

keithd
17-05-11, 12:10 PM
hello MBK and Ian to the V

keithd
17-05-11, 01:12 PM
see, this is why i shouldnt play poker at lunchtime. got balls deep into a tournament and had to pretty much give my stack away as the phones started ringing again and i couldnt concentrate!! boooooooo

still, got paid tho :)

Fruity-ya-ya
17-05-11, 09:09 PM
Evening Org dwelling life forms.

keithd
18-05-11, 07:31 AM
Mornin'

Viney
18-05-11, 08:20 AM
'sup D

Quedos
18-05-11, 08:44 AM
Viney!! and Keith!!!

my two fav men

Reeder
18-05-11, 09:06 AM
*cough cough*

keithd
18-05-11, 09:31 AM
Viney!! and Keith!!!

my two fav men
:smt039:thumright::smt110



*cough cough*


nasty cough you got there

Reeder
18-05-11, 09:31 AM
http://andlooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/whatever2.gif

Quedos
18-05-11, 09:41 AM
Didnae see you reeder!! I'm only flitting in and out while i'm waiting for stuff to load

Sorry sweets - mwah!

Reeder
18-05-11, 09:43 AM
http://www.robodesign.ro/files/gallery/original/it-is-too-late.jpg

Reeder
18-05-11, 09:43 AM
Wowwwwwwww that's big! Didn't realise.

keithd
18-05-11, 09:49 AM
Didnae see you reeder!! I'm only flitting in and out while i'm waiting for stuff to load

Sorry sweets - mwah!

woah woah woah.. how comes he gets a kiss? V and I just got a hello?! We're tactile men, we need the physical connection too y'know...

Reeder
18-05-11, 09:51 AM
But I'm young and handsome...

Quedos
18-05-11, 09:56 AM
woah woah woah.. how comes he gets a kiss? V and I just got a hello?! We're tactile men, we need the physical connection too y'know...


V says I'm a crap kisser:(

But sorry Keith - Mwah and hugs

and hugs to Reeder too

And V - you can have a hug too

Viney
18-05-11, 10:28 AM
Viney!! and Keith!!!

my two fav menawwww shucks :smt007 Hows it going sweetcheeks? :kiss:

keithd
18-05-11, 10:28 AM
V says I'm a crap kisser:(

But sorry Keith - Mwah and hugs

and hugs to Reeder too

And V - you can have a hug too

Thats ironic, he is rubbish himself. I wasnt willing to teach him, but you you Q i'm willing to make an exception...

Viney
18-05-11, 10:42 AM
Harsh but Fair Lord D

Q, youa re not a bad kisser, im just a rubbish reciever..no hang on that dont sound right...erm

keithd
18-05-11, 10:43 AM
i cant wait to get to the next page of this thread just so that feckin huge picture doesnt have to load!!

Viney
18-05-11, 10:44 AM
@lol: Slow connection Huh?

Reeder
18-05-11, 10:49 AM
http://impressyourkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sorry.jpg


I promise I'll not post another. I'll be a good boy.

keithd
18-05-11, 11:01 AM
@lol: Slow connection Huh?

úber fast i'd say, but its getting on me thrupennys

Quedos
18-05-11, 11:13 AM
Hmm rubbish reciever eh?? it sounds so wrong

so Mr D you willing to teach me then??

Viney
18-05-11, 11:14 AM
Reeder. Do it again, and i shall wave my Mod Delete button

Reeder
18-05-11, 11:16 AM
Awwwww, there's the V I know :) The grumpy old man!
But just incase you didn't read my last post I'll repeat. I won't do it again.

Quedos
18-05-11, 11:16 AM
Reeder. Do it again, and i shall wave my Mod Delete button


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
assertive V man:love:

(see i'm too nice - never saw it as grumpy old git)

keithd
18-05-11, 11:20 AM
Hmm rubbish reciever eh?? it sounds so wrong

so Mr D you willing to teach me then??
pukka up buttercup ;)

Reeder
18-05-11, 11:21 AM
(see i'm too nice - never saw it as grumpy old git)


That's because you're in his clique :)

Quedos
18-05-11, 11:21 AM
Pukka hmm sounds tempting

though hope red lipstick suits you!

In not in anybodies clique I am my own woman.
flighty and willful and will enter and exit groups as i see fit

keithd
18-05-11, 11:40 AM
red happens to be my favorite colour ;)

Quedos
18-05-11, 11:44 AM
well this stuff is good
http://www.perfumezilla.com/images_product/chanel-hydrabase-lipstick-new-york-red1420.jpg

with added sparkles to day

keithd
18-05-11, 11:46 AM
chanel too!

Milky Bar Kid
18-05-11, 11:51 AM
I want some chanel chance perfume but I'm too tight to buy it....

I HATE it when I have to buy jeans a size bigger because they are too tight on my legs and then the waist is too big meaning I have to wear a stupid belt to hold them up....

keithd
18-05-11, 11:59 AM
for the record im wearing chanel after shave today :)

MBK you need to eat more pies!! get your waist inline with your thumper thighs :D

keithd
18-05-11, 12:01 PM
ps i have the same problem. a lifetime of playing football has given me big thighs and always had to up the waist to get them to fit!

altho nowadays the belly is playing catch up :(

Quedos
18-05-11, 12:33 PM
Yup got the same too Nic - too many years playing Ice hockey!!

yeah chanel - me likey - its my most prized piece of make up - the rest is cheap stuff

Viney
18-05-11, 12:43 PM
I have had that issue for years. However, much like the D, my waist is catching up. The upsde is i can now buy straight cut jeans and not having to source Loose Fit which all went a bit gangsta.

As for Afterhave/Purfume. Its the dearest liquid on eirth i reckon. We moan about petrol, but Armani code for instance works out at about £5.5k a gallon! Madness, and all to smell nice as well.

For the record today i am wearing Burberry Touch.

keithd
18-05-11, 12:45 PM
Bull semen is more expensive.

A ******* to gargle too

Viney
18-05-11, 12:45 PM
Spunky

Quedos
18-05-11, 12:46 PM
well if we are doing that I have midnight poison on today - the last off it!!

keithd
18-05-11, 01:32 PM
*mental note... get more Midnight Poison for Q's birthday, gather brownie points*

Reeder
18-05-11, 01:34 PM
How many keithd's are there and what's the story behind them... I'm confused.

keithd
18-05-11, 01:35 PM
in the words of Chesney Hawkes I am the one and only

Others are merely imposters, and frankly substandard

Reeder
18-05-11, 01:39 PM
Explain

keithd
18-05-11, 01:43 PM
thought i just did?

Geodude
18-05-11, 01:46 PM
Haftynewn peoples of the org :D connection playing up so will be on and off grrr.

Also where be mini of morecambe these days?

Viney
18-05-11, 01:46 PM
You have to put it in big pictures.

Reeder, The first rule of KeithD is that you don't talk about KeithD remember this

keithd
18-05-11, 01:50 PM
You have to put it in big pictures.

Reeder, The first rule of KeithD is that you don't talk about KeithD remember this

like

Quedos
18-05-11, 02:06 PM
confused.com

liking your idea but birthday ages away!!

Reeder
18-05-11, 02:34 PM
But I wanna talk about keithd...

keithd
18-05-11, 02:49 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bear-secrets.jpg

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:11 PM
...

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:13 PM
Haftynewn peoples of the org :D connection playing up so will be on and off grrr.

Also where be mini of morecambe these days?

This ;)

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:15 PM
YO DUDE.

MM is in america atmmmmm

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:17 PM
Howdoo reeder :D mericaaa sounds good i havent had a holiday for years :(

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:18 PM
Awwwwww rubbish.
Book one?
I'm off to herpes central in July - Aiya Napa :D

keithd
18-05-11, 03:20 PM
Went to Spain this month
Going to Corfu next month
Going to Amsterdam in July
Going to Devon in September

Thats enough showing off for now :D

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:22 PM
Ooh that sounds nice be safe ;) i fancy one of them biking holidays but not sure when cos i have too many people relying on me here to be able to escape for a week doh!

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:23 PM
Went to Spain this month
Going to Corfu next month
Going to Amsterdam in July
Going to Devon in September

Thats enough showing off for now :D

:( Jammy person

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:26 PM
Well save up and go on a mega holiday when you get the chance then! Make up for all the times you couldn't :)

Quedos
18-05-11, 03:27 PM
I think that keith should give me all the money he has used on holidays so I can go one.
or at least buy some food so i can go on a picnic on the grass behind my flat

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:28 PM
I like picnics :D i can bring a blanket ;)

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:30 PM
Well save up and go on a mega holiday when you get the chance then! Make up for all the times you couldn't :)

Hopfully one day mate one day :)

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:33 PM
Did you say you're going to the AR G? Can't remember sir!

Geodude
18-05-11, 03:36 PM
Same as holiday thing i do hope to go to AR but it may only be a day pass :(

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:45 PM
Ahhhhhhh. Well give mes an email and let me know (even though I will definitely speak to you on here beforehand, but that's not the point!)

keithd
18-05-11, 03:45 PM
Went to Spain this month
Going to Corfu next month
Going to Amsterdam in July
Going to Devon in September

Thats enough showing off for now :D

oh sorry, i forgot, the week before i go to Corfu Im going to watch England V Sri Lanka in a 5 day test. That'll just be 5 days in the sun (hopefully) drinking (definately) :D

Reeder
18-05-11, 03:48 PM
Wow, what a boring five days ;)
You have my deepest sympathies.