The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

this is torture.

Got nothing to do:smt100

[Quedos]

Nah dentist again this morning so I didn't get in till 9.10 the meeting with the big bosses at 10 and only just got out and the getting the director asking me to do stuff :-)

Nice to feel wanted for once

[Reeder]

Gav?!

[Wideboy]

My apologies Mr reeder, Im busy today making some sliding sashes

[Reeder]

It's ok. I just needed reassuring you were there for me.
Carry on.

[Wideboy]

Ok x

[Viney]

Good afternoon on this warm and sunny day from the bowels of Wembley.

I trust that all of the organs are happy?

[andrewsmith]

i would be if I wasn't so bored V

[Quedos]

christ I'm bored!

[andrewsmith]

makes two of us!

[Reeder]

Gav?

[Wideboy]

I'm here for you

[Reeder]

Just checking again x

[Quedos]

Domino's for me tonight - think I'm going to get americano and chicken feast

[minimorecambe]

You feeling a bit insecure today Reeder?

[Reeder]

No no. We just have a beautiful understanding :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Domino's for me tonight - think I'm going to get americano and chicken feast

:smt016 nom nom nom I love dominos

[DarrenSV650S]

oi minxer there's some more panniers for sale if you're interested

[andrewsmith]

ey up Darren!
U ok?
Still on the job hunt?

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey Andy. Yeh still looking. Hoping for something offshore but there isn't much happening

How about you?

[andrewsmith]

last day tomorrow :(

Just need to get something else fast as i'll end up topping meself if I'm on the dole more than a month

[DarrenSV650S]

I've not signed on yet. Still slowing going through my savings. Got the sv's insurance tomorrow though. That'll eat up a big chunk. Might have to get some agency work if it gets bad enough

[andrewsmith]

mate I'd start the ball ache called the Job seekers now
14 weeks and they hadn't got mine right. Told then where to go when a signed off

[SoulKiss]

Domino's for me tonight - think I'm going to get americano and chicken feast

Had Pizza on Sat.

Home made dough, Tomato Pesto Base, Mozzarella on top of that, then Mushrooms, Parma Ham and Pineapple, no Anchovies, cos the Co-Op was out of them, then finally a sprinkling of Cheddar

NOMTASTIC :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I keep finding myself looking at yacht crew websites since TLW did it. It's quite tempting. :D

I think it would be too tempting being in a sunny country and not being able to go play on the bike though

[andrewsmith]

do it mate nowt stopping ya

[Quedos]

Had Pizza on Sat.

Home made dough, Tomato Pesto Base, Mozzarella on top of that, then Mushrooms, Parma Ham and Pineapple, no Anchovies, cos the Co-Op was out of them, then finally a sprinkling of Cheddar

NOMTASTIC :)

see i'm off to do a bit of mystery shopping tonight!!

[Quedos]

My god - want a conversation killer that was :-)

Morning wonderful peeps of the Org'dom!!

[andrewsmith]

haha

Didn't realy bother with the org last night too tired and watching the rare bit of TV for me.

I'm just trying to cook up a funny sponsorship for mate racing his Bib for the last time of saturday.
Suggestions?

[Quedos]

how do you mean?? is this what you are wanting to write on his bib?

i got told it kicked off in Ecosse last night but it all been modded!!

[JamesMio]

Nothing really, just that cheeky rascal Lozzo winding them all up from what I saw?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Nothing really, just that cheeky rascal Lozzo winding them all up from what I saw?
Morning all, Not like Lozzo ;)

[JamesMio]

Heh, aye! Quite!

[Quedos]

If its what i think then Lozzo's right(ouch that hurts) - copyright ain't an issue its the use of a registered trademark. and besides I used it last year on marshalls without complaint and the Ar have used it too wiuthout complaint - don't see why it has to be an issue now!

And apart from that - Morning to the rest of you!!

Better put the kettle on

[andrewsmith]

how do you mean?? is this what you are wanting to write on his bib?

i got told it kicked off in Ecosse last night but it all been modded!!

He's racing at croft at the weekend and its a good wind-up
Last weekends was Guido's pile cream.

Can't believe I missed that last night

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all! Sleepy as usual! How is everyone else?

[Quedos]

See I am no good at things like that

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Better put the kettle on
Mines a coffee, weak no milk or sugar ta.

[andrewsmith]

Bonjour MBK, bored at work :(

New record for this job 6 minutes and I was bored

[Milky Bar Kid]

Q - I don't believe that Ecosse thread has been modded....no one ever deletes half of a threads substance....:rolleyes:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bonjour MBK, bored at work :(

New record for this job 6 minutes and I was bored

6 minutes....yeah...that's good going! I can't have another kip just now as I am wait on the Autoglass man to come and fix the chip in my windscreen. 8-12 is the time frame...if I sleep he will arrive as soon as I sleep, if I don't he will be here at 11:55....

[andrewsmith]

haha

Sounds about right

[Fruity-ya-ya]

6 minutes....yeah...that's good going! I can't have another kip just now as I am wait on the Autoglass man to come and fix the chip in my windscreen. 8-12 is the time frame...if I sleep he will arrive as soon as I sleep, if I don't he will be here at 11:55....
Sleep in the car

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! Not convinced at that idea, not quite as comfy as my bed!

[Quedos]

Nic - hehehehehe

Thats the same as anyone I work on the assumpttion not here by an hour after the first time - they'll be at the tails end. THo the guys with my courtesy car were amazing - said between 7-7.30. they arrive before 6am and got me out of my bed!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay Q, I'll make my own (tut):D

[Milky Bar Kid]

It's a pain cos now I am up, I could be out on my bike!!

[SoulKiss]

Morning peoples :)

Hows everyone today

So Q about that 3D stuffs...

[Tara]

Q i am so sorry i will post that cd to you this weekend I completely forgot all about it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

A bit random but just seen the ad on tv - anyone seen transporter 3?
Any good/should i set the digi recorder or not?

[SoulKiss]

A bit random but just seen the ad on tv - anyone seen transporter 3?
Any good/should i set the digi recorder or not?

Its more of the same really, so if you liked 1 and 2...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Its more of the same really, so if you liked 1 and 2...
Cool, thanks.
Digi set.

The Mrs has just put film on 'Life as we know it'.
I'll be back on 2hours ish

[JamesMio]

It's a pain cos now I am up, I could be out on my bike!!

If it helps to compound your misery any, that's precisely what I'm about to do!

Only because 'er indoors slept in this morning and didn't have time to make anything for lunch, but still - any excuse for a blip!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tut. Remind me why I speak to you again Mr Miodonski???

[Quedos]

fruity - sorry been looking at dresses for a modelling assignment this weekend and Laughing in the face of the designer!
http://www.mrl.nott.ac.uk/~bnk/Teaching/WPS/coffee.jpg

T - don't worry too much about it. - BTW did I leave my whiite corset with you?

SK - I'm getting too it I promise email is down at the mo which stinks!

[JamesMio]

Tut. Remind me why I speak to you again Mr Miodonski???

Charm? Wit? Banter? Exceptionally good looks? Modesty?

Hard to tell really!

:p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Charm? Wit? Banter? Exceptionally good looks? Modesty?

Hard to tell really!

:p

Yeh, I know that's why you talk to me...but why do I talk to you???;)

[SoulKiss]

fruity - sorry been looking at dresses for a modelling assignment this weekend and Laughing in the face of the designer!
http://www.mrl.nott.ac.uk/~bnk/Teaching/WPS/coffee.jpg

T - don't worry too much about it. - BTW did I leave my whiite corset with you?

SK - I'm getting too it I promise email is down at the mo which stinks!

Is Roundcube still broken?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Q - if you are looking at dresses, you want to see if you can find one for me for my friends wedding in May? lol!

[Quedos]

SK - not check roundcube - my works email is down. and I usually send stuff through that! Doh!
Nic - i should be so lucky ther's some goregous ones about but i've been sent dresses to model and the designer is having a frigging laugh (don't think Dolly would make that much of a mistake )

[Milky Bar Kid]

I hate dress shopping.

[Quedos]

at least you know they'll fit - the ones I've been sent don't even fit my arm FFS
depressed - I most certainly am

[Milky Bar Kid]

I can never get a dress to fit well - broad shoulders, big butt and no boobs...not a good combo when it omes to dresses!

[Reeder]

You're always unhappy now Q. Cheer up!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I need to frigging sleep! Plus my thing telling me my car is due its first MOT and the reminder for the tax have just landed on my doorstep. Nice. And it needs its brakes done. And I have just bought tyres. Grrr

[Quedos]

You're always unhappy now Q. Cheer up!

I've been sent dresses to model that I can't fit into they look like a size 10 FFS I'm a curvey 18. I've now got to reorganise the runway for an extra model AAARGGGHHH!
and I now have to go out an buy a vintage glam dress to model the hats I can't even afford to fill the food cupboards.

And breathe!!

Nic - come shopping with me - I always find stuff for everyone else.

[minimorecambe]

Gorgeous weather - already into double figures :)

And I am going to be sat on train for 5 hours :rolleyes:

Morning guys and girlies :smt058

[Tara]

Q yes you did I was supposed to return it when we meet at Lilys do you need me to send it to you?

[Quedos]

T - don't need it - just trying to keep track of them - I was sorting out the back room to make it into a work room so no worries - I can't get into it at the mo so enjoy it. Still think it looks best with jeans

[Tara]

Oh and Nic i hate dress shopping too

[Milky Bar Kid]

I've been sent dresses to model that I can't fit into they look like a size 10 FFS I'm a curvey 18. I've now got to reorganise the runway for an extra model AAARGGGHHH!
and I now have to go out an buy a vintage glam dress to model the hats I can't even afford to fill the food cupboards.

And breathe!!

Nic - come shopping with me - I always find stuff for everyone else.

I struggle going shopping with other people because I get all self concious and shy and stuff!

Gorgeous weather - already into double figures :)

And I am going to be sat on train for 5 hours :rolleyes:

Morning guys and girlies :smt058

It'll be worth it though!

Oh and Nic i hate dress shopping too

It sucks doesn't it!!

[Tara]

nothing fits right on me

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tell me about it. I want bigger boobs and then everything would be right with the world ;)

[Quedos]

See i like my boobs - its the rest of it I hate and gets it the way!

[Milky Bar Kid]

You have decent sized boobs though!

[Reeder]

:D

[keithd]

I like my boobs

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I signed in as I felt someone was discussing boobs only to find we were discussing moobs.
How disappointing.

[Quedos]

You have decent sized boobs though!

larger than average and a right good handful.:D:D:D


Have their own problems though.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:D I read the previous posts, I knew my boobie-sense was tingling :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

fruity - sorry been looking at dresses for a modelling assignment this weekend and Laughing in the face of the designer!
http://www.mrl.nott.ac.uk/%7Ebnk/Teaching/WPS/coffee.jpg


Ah fanks Q

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How nice is it outside! :cool:

I wanna go for a spin instead of being sat here watching Smallville :smt069

[Quedos]

*rant* strahclyde police are a bunch of fly sodding BLEEPS! as is the Sodding SPL

[Fruity-ya-ya]

LOL - what's up buttercup?

[Quedos]

Easter Egg run 24th april glasgow - they imposed registration on us so that police know what figures they have to work with. 3000 max as that would be okay to deal with for the police bering in mind numbers are being cut
NOW a frigging old firm games has been announce at Ibrox for a 12.30 kick off. - so much for their guarantee to deal with those who have not registered for us and that its going to be hell on earth for us now!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Easter Egg run 24th april glasgow - they imposed registration on us so that police know what figures they have to work with. 3000 max as that would be okay to deal with for the police bering in mind numbers are being cut
NOW a frigging old firm games has been announce at Ibrox for a 12.30 kick off. - so much for their guarantee to deal with those who have not registered for us and that its going to be hell on earth for us now!

In fairness, it's the football that's the problem. They don't tell the forces til the last minute.

Seriously though, what is with Old Firm games this year, there's been loads already.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Ah, I see why you are not pleased.
Fingers crossed there won't be any idiots intent on spoiling it for the rest.

[SoulKiss]

In fairness, it's the football that's the problem. They don't tell the forces til the last minute.

Seriously though, what is with Old Firm games this year, there's been loads already.

Erm, if its an SPL and not a cup game, the dates were published MONTHS ago.

Just no one in a checked bunnet did any joined up thinking :p

[robh539]

Evening all whats occurring.

[Wideboy]

Hello Mr rob

[robh539]

Hello wb how's things?

[andrewsmith]

wwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo

its my weekend :smt040

Out of now tho :(

[minimorecambe]

Hello wb how's things?

He's good (being lazy!)

Hi Rob :)

[Quedos]

Christ Tumbleweed - Morning all!
I've been busy sorting out f***ed up contracts all morning so far!
you have so got to love HR!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning Q!

[Quedos]

Morning Nic - so when did the guy turn up yesterday then?

[Milky Bar Kid]

About 10 o'clock. Not too bad I suppose!

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)

[Quedos]

Morning Hel - hows the visit going?
Nic thats not too bad - you planning in going out at the weekend the weather is looking good?

[Reeder]

*creeps in and watches from the corner*