The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[SoulKiss]

I'll see your flying camel and raise you a spaghetti monster :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

Pastafarianism is the one true way :) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)

[Reeder]

This is what happens if you cross mine

http://www.schf.org.uk/images/hostage.jpg

[Quedos]

big brother is watching you now reeder

http://mungbean.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gforce.jpg

[Reeder]

I'll see your flying camel and raise you a spaghetti monster :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

Pastafarianism is the one true way :) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)

I see your pastafarianism and raise you fish sandals

http://britandgrit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/weird07.jpg

[Reeder]

big brother is watching you now reeder

http://mungbean.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gforce.jpg

I'm watching you...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Camouflaged-sniper.jpg

[andrewsmith]

and I found you reeder

http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/1107/29/b2_dropping_bombs.jpg

[Reeder]

My older brother avenged my death smithy.
http://surfingall.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/eurofighter1_30536a.jpg

[andrewsmith]

My older brother avenged my death smithy.
http://surfingall.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/eurofighter1_30536a.jpg

thought you had a mishap with..

EW2gf5lifu8

[Milky Bar Kid]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/bbff4aa9-ef8d-4158-b64c-83e6faccb700.jpg
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/biolizard131/funny-pictures-cat-regrets-buying-t.jpg

[Reeder]

Sam turrets rule.
So do velcro cats.

[munkygunn182]

Ladies and gentlefish, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY BLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDA AAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

[andrewsmith]

Iknow

U getting drunk this weekend?

[Sally]

Yes

[andrewsmith]

Hahaha

few beers tonight, micro brewery lager from scotland :D

[Sally]

Nice!

Where'd you get that from!?

I have football tomorrow, so finishing off some carlsberg that was leftover from a party!
Tasteless fizzy sh!te.

[andrewsmith]

I got it in Oddbins 1.25 a bottle

its called Ceilidh (don't ever try and pronounce it)

[Sally]

Its pronounced...

Kay-Lay

It's a Scottish and Irish event, popular in rural parts, I have been to them and still go nown again.

Dress up in full traditional dress, traditional music and a fu(k load of drinking.

[andrewsmith]

what a drinking event?


what year did that start :lol:

[Sally]

Year did what start? haha

Every events a drinking event haha

[andrewsmith]

the Kay-lay festival the worlds longest Pi**-up

[Sally]

It's not a festival, it would only be one night.

This is so hard to explain, google it haha

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sounds like my kind of festival!

Evening all

[andrewsmith]

evening fruity

u ok

[Holdup]

Morning

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay ta, been to the doctors today and got some stronger drugs :smt104
Supposed to reduce the swelling (in my knee) faster than ibuprofen but time will tell.

How are you this fine evening my dear fellow?

[Sally]

Its not a festival!!

God, can you google it or something? haha

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Its not a festival!!

God, can you google it or something? haha

Evening Ceilidh

A Ceilidh, pronounced “Kay-lay” (with emphasis on the first syllable) is an informal social gathering where Scottish folk music is usually played. It can involve dancing and even story telling. The Ceilidh at the Canmore Highland Games is held in a large heated tent. There are several acts which may include both Scottish and Irish bands. No matter who the entertainment is you’re sure to have an upbeat and fun evening.




I fear I've been misled.

[andrewsmith]

Okay ta, been to the doctors today and got some stronger drugs :smt104
Supposed to reduce the swelling (in my knee) faster than ibuprofen but time will tell.

How are you this fine evening my dear fellow?


Good it the weekend so ower the moon! Not good mate mr smirinoff being used aswel

Its not a festival!!

God, can you google it or something? haha

Just jerking ya chain, looked it up i know what ur on about


Hi HU, as a side seen what I had a drool over this afternoon

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/11022011030.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Droooooooooool

[andrewsmith]

the dealer aint even offically a dealer until the 1st march just a few of us got wind and they ended putting it in the showroom.

I shall Kick meself, should have got a pic of the 848 cup bike they've got in the workshop

[Holdup]

Yo smith

Yea seen them down the 2 local kwak dealers, they are so good looking, guy in one of the kwak dealers said he had 53 people to the open evening but no one had bought one yet lol

[Fruity-ya-ya]

the dealer aint even offically a dealer until the 1st march just a few of us got wind and they ended putting it in the showroom.

I shall Kick meself, should have got a pic of the 848 cup bike they've got in the workshop
:smt072

DOH!

[andrewsmith]

from what I got told today the North east launch was a St. James Park

I think if the workshop was open last Saturday they would have had a sale. A guy travelled 340 mile to look at the bike as they are most Northern Dealer with one in atm

[andrewsmith]

:smt072

DOH!

Owners mates bike in faux air italia colours. Filth that is all

[Holdup]

Sod that id rather wait till it was nearer me lol

on a plus note i fixed mine yay :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sod that id rather wait till it was nearer me lol

on a plus note i fixed mine yay :D
Sweet, what was it!

[andrewsmith]

Sod that id rather wait till it was nearer me lol

on a plus note i fixed mine yay :D

I think (mean i think) he's a racer in the Melville MC and pretty much everyone has had their arses handed to them with the irish backed S1000rr's

How long that took mate

[Holdup]

Turned out i hadnt connected a sensor up to the vaccum pipes on the TB's :rolleyes: did the same on the SV once

I started working on the bike at 11.30 and finished it about 7.... but that includes restripping down what id already put on, superglueing my finger to part of my fairing i was trying to fix, putting all the fairings back on, cleaning up chewing gum on my frame :confused: front calipers cleaned up a bit (has stupid pita pad per piston which i find a right **** to fit) and numerous wandering off's :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Turned out i hadnt connected a sensor up to the vaccum pipes on the TB's :rolleyes: did the same on the SV once

I started working on the bike at 11.30 and finished it about 7.... but that includes restripping down what id already put on, superglueing my finger to part of my fairing i was trying to fix, putting all the fairings back on, cleaning up chewing gum on my frame :confused: front calipers cleaned up a bit (has stupid pita pad per piston which i find a right **** to fit) and numerous wandering off's :D

Nice work :thumright:

Especially like the use of super glue.

[Holdup]

it was all in vein/vain? cus the fecking lug snapped off again as soon as i fitted the fairing, what ever muppet broke it off did a good job of it cus they didnt just snap the lug off oh no, they managed to do it so that there is a hole in the fairing :confused:

[Holdup]

any ways im off now

night x

[andrewsmith]

laters mate!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning orgers

[minimorecambe]

good morning

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Good afternoon organs

[tom-k6]

good afternoon :)

[Reeder]

Good evening

[munkygunn182]

Evenin reeder, how goes? You got a lucky lady lined up for valentines day?

Im so tired after work, just need a day in bed :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tickets booked and accomodation booked for Scotland Ireland match at Murrayfield on 27th!! YES!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Good evening
Good evening.

Been bobbing about in next doors hot tub (their suggestion re good for my knee) this afternoon.

Popped to Mums and mobile hair dresser was there (Mum paid for a trim) and my Dad furnished me with a pint of Old Speckled Hen.

Just been watching the end of The Empire Strikes Back on itv and considering what to cook the clan for tea (possibly a pot of chilli)

Mrs is off out for a girly night so me and the boy are planning a farther son crash in front of the tv night in.

So, in summary, although the night is young, it is indeed already a 'good evening'.

[munkygunn182]

Sounds quality MBK and Fruity!

Sadly im off to work now, shall check in periodically!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:rolleyes: life is good.

I've put Return Of The Jedi on and thinking egg and chips is the way forward.:cheers:

[Reeder]

Evenin reeder, how goes? You got a lucky lady lined up for valentines day?

Im so tired after work, just need a day in bed :(

Noooope. Lonely Monday.

[Holdup]

I hate motorcycles

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I hate motorcycles
Do you hate them or do they hate you?

[Holdup]

I hate ones that dont work as they should

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Use more super glue.

[Holdup]

bad idea

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Use less super glue.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

A bigger hammer?

[Holdup]

Suppos i could just disconnect the FI light

[Reeder]

Haven't u got a 636?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Suppos i could just disconnect the FI light
Checked for error codes?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

My mates bike needed a new servo as the exhaust valve wasn't opening correctly.
I must admit I didn't get my hands dirty but as he explained the cable had been adjusted and made no difference.

Sorry, 'I don't know much......but I know i love you'

(keep busting into song today).

soO0CMnU9Bo&

[Holdup]

Haven't u got a 636?

Yep

Checked for error codes?

and yep

i got home and the sodding light went out :smt072

how ever its meant to log them but i havent been able to get it to show me them yet, well it did once but i just caught it out the corner of my eye and missed half of the sequence :(

[andrewsmith]

Oh how I love the carburetor :D

Flip side, I need new exhaust studs as mine aint healthy


evening anyways

[Bluefish]

ha, they wouldn't get far on x fixter, hi y'all :D

[andrewsmith]

does anyone actually watch that hunk of garbage

[Bluefish]

:rolleyes: life is good.

I've put Return Of The Jedi on and thinking egg and chips is the way forward.:cheers:

Yup even if not perfect, things could be a hell of a lot worse, so bottoms up, i'm off to the wine rack for a merlot ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi AS/BFM - heading for a Heine from the fridge.

[andrewsmith]

Hi AS/BFM - heading for a Heine from the fridge.

great minds get p***ed alike

[Reeder]

Very jealous holdup

[Fruity-ya-ya]

great minds get p***ed alike
LOL

[andrewsmith]

WTF is up with Scuzz!


HU u running the channel now?

[Holdup]

whyyy

[Bluefish]

does anyone actually watch that hunk of garbage

The ladeez and Reeder apparently :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

whyyy

its playing dubstep atm


BFM well you saw Janye's offer in the valatines day thread

[Bluefish]

yeah, :cyclopsani:

[andrewsmith]

I think we should have a whip round for the money to Bristol for young Reeder

[DarrenSV650S]

grrrrr I hate when I loose bits inside the bike when I'm working on it. Found a washer in there from god knows what, but not the spring clip that I lost. Feck knows where it's gone

[andrewsmith]

alreet Daz!

[Bluefish]

I think we should have a whip round for the money to Bristol for young Reeder
whip, well there will be plenty of that, if aunty jane has her way, muhahaha ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey all :)

[Bibio]

evnin lovers

[andrewsmith]

whip, well there will be plenty of that, if aunty jane has her way, muhahaha ;)

what something like this???
We're a bunch of sadistic f***ers at times


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrOpZ7v45c

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc

[andrewsmith]

evening bib daz

[Bibio]

how is everyone this cold fine evening?

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening bib. Not bad ta. You?

[Bibio]

happy. for a change lol

did you get your cables done?

[andrewsmith]

not bad Bib

Vive le Heineken

[Bluefish]

andrew cheers mate, pass the bleach :D

[Bibio]

take it your on the old liquid fuel then mr smith

[DarrenSV650S]

happy. for a change lol

did you get your cables done?

Cables are changed but when I was refitting the airbox the spring clip for the oil drain flung off somewhere and I can't find it. And I'll have to tear off the heated grip off the old throttle tube and glue it to the naked one. Also need to change the clutch mount for the naked one.

[andrewsmith]

take it your on the old liquid fuel then mr smith

too right!

and BFM finished with the bleach its yours! :batman:

[Bibio]

one of those round ones? if so just use a piece of wire twisted at the end to secure it.

hehehe throttle tube grip removal. long thin screwdriver and copious amounts of washy.

[Bibio]

hhhhmmm drink... might just pop down to lockup and get me some homebrew... decisions decision....

[andrewsmith]

hhhhmmm drink... might just pop down to lockup and get me some homebrew... decisions decision....

Homebrew you know it makes sense ;):mrgreen:

[Bibio]

i think i will... BRB

[DarrenSV650S]

one of those round ones? if so just use a piece of wire twisted at the end to secure it.

hehehe throttle tube grip removal. long thin screwdriver and copious amounts of washy.

Yeh I've probably got another somewhere but it was just bugging me, I want to find it in case it's in the bike somewhere.

Got loads of empties here btw from ages ago

[Holdup]

I forgot how much better MW2 is compared to crap ops!