The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

So whats everyones plans for the night?
I am planning on doing beggar all and having a late night so I sleep :)

[Wideboy]

im going to veg untill bed time in an hour or so

[Sudoxe]

Spooks!

[Shellywoozle]

Hewwooooo Orgers !! ;-)

[munkygunn182]

So whats everyones plans for the night?
I am planning on doing beggar all and having a late night so I sleep :)

Pub, first shout's on me for anyone who wishes to join :P

hmm evening runs aren't really possible any more. Got half way up Glen Clova and it was just about dark. Very dark on the way home, and the lights on my bike are pish so I took the dually back.

Agreeed, thankfully i get a half day every day, so can attempt to make the most of late afternoon! Is it not raining over your way?

[minimorecambe]

I think I shall get drunk so that I am dazed tomorrow.
I am going for coffee with my Sister to discuss wedding plans :(

[minimorecambe]

Hewwooooo Orgers !! ;-)

Hi Shell :D:kiss:

[Shellywoozle]

Hi Shell :D:kiss:

Hiya H :smt026 howz u bird

[minimorecambe]

Alls hunky dory in camp Helen. :)

How are you?

[Wideboy]

how do woozely woozleton

dark here by 7'ish now

[Shellywoozle]

Alls hunky dory in camp Helen. :)

How are you?

Aww thats good, Woozle camp is pretty damn good at the mo fankoo :)

[minimorecambe]

Aww thats good, Woozle camp is pretty damn good at the mo fankoo :)

:smt026

Would it be wrong to ring my Mam and get her to bring me a glass of wine? :-?

[Shellywoozle]

Tell her to bring a bottle ....... or do as I do and buy a box, 4 bottles in one of those lol

[minimorecambe]

Ive had to stop buying boxes.

Because I couldn't see how much I had left, I would open it and by the end of the night I would pick it up and it would be very nearly empty :-?

[Wideboy]

aren't they on holiday?

[minimorecambe]

No WB, they go a week Saturday.

[Wideboy]

im jsut trying to arrange the time for my robbery thats all

[DarrenSV650S]

My car was absolutely stinking today! Smelt like old rotten veg or something. Had a look about and can't see anything under the seat that could be causing it. I thought there might be water getting in somewhere, but couldn't find any damp bits. It just seems to come and go, don't know why

[minimorecambe]

im jsut trying to arrange the time for my robbery thats all

Oh right OK well how about Monday 18th. I will leave key under the door mat.
Or do you prefer a challenge??

[minimorecambe]

My car was absolutely stinking today! Smelt like old rotten veg or something. Had a look about and can't see anything under the seat that could be causing it. I thought there might be water getting in somewhere, but couldn't find any damp bits. It just seems to come and go, don't know why


Is it there every time you get in it?

[DarrenSV650S]

Is it there every time you get in it?

No that's what I don't understand. It's been fine for weeks and weeks. Then it just stunk this morning for some reason. It's the same smell as before

[minimorecambe]

No that's what I don't understand. It's been fine for weeks and weeks. Then it just stunk this morning for some reason. It's the same smell as before

Thought it might just have been you :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

My car was absolutely stinking today! Smelt like old rotten veg or something. Had a look about and can't see anything under the seat that could be causing it. I thought there might be water getting in somewhere, but couldn't find any damp bits. It just seems to come and go, don't know why
checked your aircon/blower pollen filter? they can get damp sometimes

Oh right OK well how about Monday 18th. I will leave key under the door mat.
Or do you prefer a challenge??
challenge plz

[munkygunn182]

My car was absolutely stinking today! Smelt like old rotten veg or something. Had a look about and can't see anything under the seat that could be causing it. I thought there might be water getting in somewhere, but couldn't find any damp bits. It just seems to come and go, don't know why

Strange that,i've got exactly the same going on, it comes and goes, and has been doing for months now, only seems to happen when its been wet for a few days! What kind of car is it?

[minimorecambe]

challenge plz

I will take some tips from Macauly Culkin :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Thought it might just have been you :rolleyes:
woahoho was that a joke there mm? There may be hope for you yet ;)


checked your aircon/blower pollen filter? they can get damp sometimes
ooooh where would that be roughly?

Strange that,i've got exactly the same going on, it comes and goes, and has been doing for months now, only seems to happen when its been wet for a few days! What kind of car is it?
It's a golf

[minimorecambe]

woahoho was that a joke there mm? There may be hope for you yet ;)


Im full of suprises :smt026

[Wideboy]

ooooh where would that be roughly?


its car dependant, my intake runs off the induction for the airbox and sits on top of the rad in a little box

[munkygunn182]

It's a golf

As is mine, if you get to the bottom of this, i'd rather like to know what the solution is, mine smells like dog pee but theres never been a dog in the car... very upsetting.

Yet not as upsetting as riding through the countryside on a "fresh" morning by all the farms... you know what I mean!

[minimorecambe]

Yet not as upsetting as riding through the countryside on a "fresh" morning by all the farms... you know what I mean!

I very nearly had to pull over on the way home from the bridge today because I was wretching so much because of the farms. :sick:

[DarrenSV650S]

As is mine, if you get to the bottom of this, i'd rather like to know what the solution is, mine smells like dog pee but theres never been a dog in the car... very upsetting.

Yet not as upsetting as riding through the countryside on a "fresh" morning by all the farms... you know what I mean!

That is weird. I'll have to check my air filter. But it even stinks in the boot, so I dont' know

[munkygunn182]

I very nearly had to pull over on the way home from the bridge today because I was wretching so much because of the farms. :sick:

I feel your pain, my ride to work consists of 4 miles through farm roads... and on a 125, that takes a looooooong time. Plenty of time to gather scents... i mean sense :P

[Wideboy]

it smells like that all the time round here

[munkygunn182]

it smells like that all the time round here

It might be time to shower then? :p

Low blow...i know

[minimorecambe]

I have an extremely weak stomach when it comes to things like that.

[Wideboy]

nay its all farms round here, that and rapeseed but thats all gone now

[robh539]

I love the smells of the cuds. The smell of the city I don't like.

[munkygunn182]

nay its all farms round here, that and rapeseed but thats all gone now

Yeah i live in a wee village myself, are tractors more common than cars down your way?

[minimorecambe]

nay its all farms round here, that and rapeseed but thats all gone now

Rapeseed is an awful smell :silent:

[minimorecambe]

I love the smells of the cuds. The smell of the city I don't like.

Dont get me wrong I like fresh air but that wasnt fresh.
And because they were muck spreading the fields, I was being dive-bombed by overwieght flies. :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

Just had a nosey under the bonnet but dunno where it is. Plus it's raining so didn't want to hang about

[Wideboy]

yeah can be alot of tractors, MBK was ont eh back the other weekend and we had one pull out across us, i barely managed to stop

rapessed smells nice

[Wideboy]

Just had a nosey under the bonnet but
dunno where it is. Plus it's raining so didn't want to hang about

haynes or google it

[DarrenSV650S]

oh yeh! I've got a haynes for it in the garage. Forgot

[minimorecambe]

rapessed smells nice

It doesnt when you have hayfever!

[munkygunn182]

yeah can be alot of tractors, MBK was ont eh back the other weekend and we had one pull out across us, i barely managed to stop

rapessed smells nice

That sucks, sure they're big machines, but as a driver of one myself, they're easier to see out of than a car! Better 360* visibility! Still, least you know your brakes work well!

[minimorecambe]

I smell of straw :shock: Flipping Rosehip oil

[Wideboy]

That sucks, sure they're big machines, but as a driver of one myself, they're easier to see out of than a car! Better 360* visibility! Still, least you know your brakes work well! bloke jsut wasnt paying attention, i was only doing about 50mph

I smell of straw :shock: Flipping Rosehip oil
eh? :confused:

[munkygunn182]

Typical farmers though isn't it! Anyone else on here waste their evenings on MW2 on xbox?

[minimorecambe]

bloke jsut wasnt paying attention, i was only doing about 50mph

Usuall story of people not giving a monkeys :(

eh? :confused:

Oil for my skin, but it smells of straw

[Holdup]

Morning

[Wideboy]

tut

[andrewsmith]

Morning

wednesday?

[minimorecambe]

Morning

Allllllright

[Wideboy]

convo died in here, i blame gaydup

[minimorecambe]

Im still around but didnt fancy talking to myself.

[Wideboy]

i wasnt talking to you......

[minimorecambe]

i wasnt talking to you......

:smt090

[DarrenSV650S]

pmfsl is anyone watching the inbetweeners??"!?



hahahhahah

[robh539]

oi zz top wannabe what happing to cyber sexbox, you get stuck in the thunderace pipe? ;)

[Wideboy]

:smt090 shh!

pmfsl is anyone watching the inbetweeners??"!?



hahahhahah

nay got E4, 4od it tomorrow

oi zz top wannabe what happing to cyber sexbox, you get stuck in the thunderace pipe? ;)

i've only been in 2 hours, couldnt be arsed with the sexbox this evening

[andrewsmith]

I'll not finish that sentance off for rob

[minimorecambe]

shh!

No I will not "shh"! :silent:

[andrewsmith]

grrrrrr

I hate job hunting and agency trawling.

That is all

[Reeder]

So.... I think it's time I sold my bike.
I now have 9 points.

[andrewsmith]

No I will not "shh"! :silent:

make tons of noise and threaten to blackmail him with the mankini

[minimorecambe]

So.... I think it's time I sold my bike.
I now have 9 points.

Oh dear what you done now?

[andrewsmith]

how the F*** you got 9 points in less than 3 months

[robh539]

i've only been in 2 hours, couldnt be arsed with the sexbox this evening
fair enough dude, i got peed off after 3hrs i was getting raped at the end. couldnt hit the ground lol

I'll not finish that sentance off for rob

lol i did but decided to tasteful for a change.

[minimorecambe]

Dont you lose your licence after 6 points in the first 2 years or something?

[Wideboy]

fair enough dude, i got peed off after 3hrs i was getting raped at the end. couldnt hit the ground lol


oh yea i was gona teach you **** i forgot sorry lol

reeder WTF you done?

afternoon agent smith

[Reeder]

Nooooooo.
I've had a driving license for 5 years so i can have 12. Already had 6 and now just received another 3 for going slighttlllly too fast.

[andrewsmith]

you can have upto six in the 1st 2 years. Anymore and its a 1 year upwards ban

[minimorecambe]

Nooooooo.
I've had a driving license for 5 years so i can have 12. Already had 6 and now just received another 3 for going slighttlllly too fast.

When do they get cancelled?

[andrewsmith]

Nooooooo.
I've had a driving license for 5 years so i can have 12. Already had 6 and now just received another 3 for going slighttlllly too fast.

phail!!

how long you had a bike licence??

[Reeder]

3 early next year and 3 the year after :P

[munkygunn182]

Nooooooo.
I've had a driving license for 5 years so i can have 12. Already had 6 and now just received another 3 for going slighttlllly too fast.

how fast is slightly too fast?

[minimorecambe]

3 early next year and 3 the year after :P

Well just behave yourself then!!! :smt079

Or be more vigilant :)

[Reeder]

Enough to get myself banned... but luckily no speed reading and guy said he'd let me go with a ticket.

[DarrenSV650S]

It sucks big time having 9 points. You've got to be so careful

I've actually got 12 points now but 6 have expired

[munkygunn182]

Enough to get myself banned... but luckily no speed reading and guy said he'd let me go with a ticket.

I guess thats not as bad as it could have been!

[robh539]

no probs gav some other time.

[Reeder]

Its annoying cos I wasnt trying to go fast, was just crusing at quite a speed.
I now have 12 but with 3 expired

[minimorecambe]

Was it in a built up area or lanes?

[Reeder]

dual carriage way!

[Shellywoozle]

Reeder not just you ........today I took Zuky out, opened her up on a straight dual carriageway and as I went passed a Ford Focus I realised the yellow stab vest in the drivers seat was my indicator not to go any faster lol

Albeit it I got no points .... not going fast enuf occifer ;)

[minimorecambe]

At least you got off with the points and not a ban.
Think yourself lucky and be more careful next time :D

[Reeder]

Gotta be careful forever now! being 22 with 9 points to declare to insurance was bad enough, let alone 12! I do a lot of mileage too seeing gf at uni lol. GHEY.

[minimorecambe]

Tip - set off earlier and dont gun it about for a while :)

[Reeder]

Genuinely might sell my bike lol :(

[Reeder]

I already set off an hour early from work when I go there!

[minimorecambe]

Genuinely might sell my bike lol :(

Why? Is it just the bike you have got points on?

[Reeder]

Noooooooooo, but i downgraded my car to a 1.3cdti. It's barely capable of speeding :P I try to be economical in it now. its more rewarding.

[DarrenSV650S]

You don't have a real bike anyway, do you?

[minimorecambe]

Do what you think but IMO Id say dont get rid of the bike.

Just get a bit more self-control :)

[Reeder]

No i have one of those girly sv650 things everyone keeps saying are so poop ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

No you don't. You've got a 125 or something

[Reeder]

Made to look like an sv

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh you do actually have an sv. I thought you were one of those people that joined the org because their mates are on it but they don't actually have an sv

[Reeder]

No lol. I have a sv.