The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Kate Moss]

Is it a big one Soulkiss?

[Kate Moss]

Back from the nippers sports day, back to work.

Hi Grinch!

[andrewsmith]

Had fun G?

[Grinch]

Had fun G?
Yep nice to watch, though nothing like the sports days I remember. Maybe it will change when he moves to middle school.

Hi Grinch!

Hello their Kate!

[Tara]

Hi T
Long time no speak, how are you? x
Hiya Kate good thanks how are you?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Much sleepyness. Should be cleaning but can't be bothered....

[SoulKiss]

Is it a big one Soulkiss?

Needs BOTH hands and both feet to get the best from it Kate.

:)

[hindle8907]

dirty rascal .

[Holdup]

Whats up with you when you cant sleep?

Dunno

i was tired but just couldnt sleep

Morning all

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Big-a-di-big-a-di-bong! :bigsmurf:

[Kate Moss]

Just helped carry a running machine into the house...i am broken :( Damn heavy

[Kate Moss]

Needs BOTH hands and both feet to get the best from it Kate.

:)

So the rumours are true ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Boooooooored! Wide awake!

[Holdup]

Its only 10.30

[Milky Bar Kid]

And I have had no more than 3 hours sleep each night for ther past 4 nights.

[Holdup]

not got any sleeping tablets left?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nope, not had sleeping tablets for 18 months now.

[Holdup]

Im starting to consider taking mine again

[DarrenSV650S]

Will you guys shut up about sleep. You're making me sleepy ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Im starting to consider taking mine again

Gd for you!;)

[Holdup]

Will you guys shut up about sleep. You're making me sleepy ;)

Shut up

[DarrenSV650S]

Shut up

Or what

[Holdup]

or ill phone up dominos and complain about your altitude

[DarrenSV650S]

Well ill phone up mrs gericke and tell her what you and her daughter have been up to

[Holdup]

well ill phone the authorities and complain about your anti social behaviour in that chaved up rusty golf you drive

[DarrenSV650S]

Touche dooshbag

[Holdup]

:riding:

[Viney]

or ill phone up dominos and complain about your altitudeWhere is his branch? Everest?

[DarrenSV650S]

Now be honest. You didn't expect Everest to be doing that today. Did you?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning org.

Woke up fully clothed covered in sweat and still tanked up from last night.

I remember most of the evening but the part between 3am and falling asleep is a blur.

I think mate (stag do type session - his 4th so far) got in a taxi but I'll not know until later today if he was still wearing the make shift turban made from cello tape and a roll of Plenty.

Not sure how many 'aftershocks' we did bit I do remember thinking to myself that Guinness and Bells, followed by multiple shots of brightly colored stuff will definitely get the party started.

My bed is calling.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning org.

Woke up fully clothed covered in sweat and still tanked up from last night.

I remember most of the evening but the part between 3am and falling asleep is a blur.

I think mate (stag do type session - his 4th so far) got in a taxi but I'll not know until later today if he was still wearing the make shift turban made from cello tape and a roll of Plenty.

Not sure how many 'aftershocks' we did bit I do remember thinking to myself that Guinness and Bells, followed by multiple shots of brightly colored stuff will definitely get the party started.

My bed is calling.

Wow. Sounds like a very messy night there! Hope you're not feeling too rough now!

[Holdup]

Wish it would stop bloody raining.

Just re newed my car insurance

£750 :cry:

[Milky Bar Kid]

That sucks HU. Will you go n make me something to eat? There's bacon in the fridge but I can't be bothered moving...!

[Holdup]

It does, its not even a decent car :(

Sure i will, might be a bit cold by the time i get it to you though

[Milky Bar Kid]

lol! Thanks. I am just being mega lazy today. Can't be bothered getting up, even thought I am starving.

[andrewsmith]

Rain RAIN F*** OFF!!!

Its facking horrible

[Holdup]

Ive had tuna sandwhich, but dont really feel that hungry today

[DarrenSV650S]

I just had a BLTGPMSP roll. Twas very yummy. Oh and just to rub your faces in it, I ate it in the garden in the beautiful sunshine :D

[andrewsmith]

I just had a BLTGPMSP roll. Twas very yummy. Oh and just to rub your faces in it, I ate it in the garden in the beautiful sunshine :D

****!

Whats a BLTGPMSP you wearing a Gimp mask while trying to eat it?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all. almost hangover free. Salad and quiche for my tea.

[DarrenSV650S]

****!

Whats a BLTGPMSP you wearing a Gimp mask while trying to eat it?

Its a bacon lettuce tomato grape pepperoni mayo salt pepper roll :D

Hi fruity. Have one of those. Itll make you feel better

[andrewsmith]

Its a bacon lettuce tomato grape pepperoni mayo salt pepper roll :D

Hi fruity. Have one of those. Itll make you feel better

:sick:

Remember anything fruity?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:sick:

Remember anything fruity?

Just about. After the jager bombers mixed with aftershock things get a little fuzzy.

You okay matey?

[Holdup]

i was good for my birthday and only had 5 pints meaning i stayed sober :(/:)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

i was good for my birthday and only had 5 pints meaning i stayed sober :(/:)

;) we believe you. Hope you had a good un.

[Holdup]

I did, i prefer to remember my night lol

and yea i had a good night thanks

[andrewsmith]

Haha FYY that sounds like a bad combo.

HU sound like a decent night as long you didn't get a kebab you've done ok

[Holdup]

That i didnt after last time....

Had a curry first instead :D

[andrewsmith]

so epic ring burn?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

so epic ring burn?

Lmao

[Holdup]

Nah only had a plain boring masala

[andrewsmith]

eating Vindaloo ****ed is good fun

[Holdup]

Sod that

Listening to A7X, forgot how good they are

[andrewsmith]

Sod that

Listening to A7X, forgot how good they are

Wanting to mosh yet?

[Holdup]

nah im listening to their more quiet album titled avenged sevenfold

[andrewsmith]

furry muff

Go listen to Sepultura- Kairos

[Holdup]

Im not generally this kind of music fan, just theres something about most of A7X's songs

[Wideboy]

good evening

[andrewsmith]

Evening Gavin

[Milky Bar Kid]

Evening all! Waiting on my pizza cooking cos I am STARVINNNNG!

[andrewsmith]

Evening MBK

[Wideboy]

how be all

i had chili, beer, cheese cake, then more beer followed by a cigar..... but the cigar was not very good

[Milky Bar Kid]

Mr Smith. Watching Top Gear....

[andrewsmith]

nice Gavin. Cigar is a cigar

I am Nic

[Wideboy]

nope, there are differences in them all, it was only a small cigarette size one but im going to try one of the Cuban size ones i got another time

[Milky Bar Kid]

how be all

i had chili, beer, cheese cake, then more beer followed by a cigar..... but the cigar was not very good

lol! why a cigar?

[Wideboy]

bought a load in tenerife, got 25 small vanilla ones but they're crap, not as nice as bananamans, got some big cuban ones to try yet

[andrewsmith]

nope, there are differences in them all, it was only a small cigarette size one but im going to try one of the Cuban size ones i got another time

Half coronas are normally ok

[Wideboy]

i cant remember what the ones i got are

[andrewsmith]

have fun mate. Got a bottle of brandy and glass also? :lol:

[Wideboy]

no just got the fridge stocked with 30 bottles of bud and helens bottle of stowels yacky rose crap

[andrewsmith]

haha

Give me Heine, stella or Budvar any day

[Wideboy]

hken is to expensive over here

[Holdup]

stella

Yuck

[andrewsmith]

Its cheaper than Stella up here.

HU do you like skippy p***?

[Holdup]

you what

[andrewsmith]

Skippy p*** is fosters

[Holdup]

oh

no i dont thankfully

[andrewsmith]

May go buy a crate of peroni tomorrow

[Milky Bar Kid]

Mmmmm I like peroni! I also like Stella.

[andrewsmith]

I love Lieffmans but it send me hyper

[Holdup]

Grosch, Carlsberg and Kronie

Or the ones you get down the indian like cobra, mmmmmmmm

[andrewsmith]

Grolsch send me nuts and a still drink it. Carlsberg is a race weekend, 64 is if I'm desparate.

I drink the Indian stuff quite often

[Holdup]

cant beat the indian stuff, its probably one of the best, dont mind the odd john smiths either, but all depends on which pub im in

[andrewsmith]

Agreed!

I don't mind me real ales when its served properly :p

[Holdup]

More of a pear cider fan if anything, love kopparberg.

Just found my bike MOT is due 6th august and my car MOT 31st august :mad:

[andrewsmith]

Uuuuunnnnnnnnlllluuuuuuccccckkkkkkyyyyyyyy

[Holdup]

Its alright, bike ill get done week after next and it will come out of this months wages then car out of next months wages, and if my car MOT is due that must mean tax is as well

[Holdup]

and possibly bike tax but not sure about that, never rains but it bloody pores

[andrewsmith]

Yes MR Goldup, I'm from the department of Transport and Revenue please bend over

[minimorecambe]

no just got the fridge stocked with 30 bottles of bud and helens bottle of stowels yacky rose crap

And you just leave that bottle of wine where it is!!

Hi all :)

[Holdup]

Its not fair i havent got enough monies :(

Hi Helen

[andrewsmith]

Hi Helen

Ur rose's safe Gavin probs can't stand the stuff.

HU my MOT and insurance is due in the same month

[minimorecambe]

Lol at least he likes my cooking :p

My MOT was this month and tax is at the end of this month aswell and insurance next month. Talk about emptying my purse of pennies :p

[Holdup]

Ive just done my car insurance today as well that was a hard hit :(

My purse is already empty any way seeing as my old work owe me my wages and more

[andrewsmith]

ouch

HU you getting out of them?

[Holdup]

Pardon?

[andrewsmith]

Are you getting anything that the ex employer owes you?

[Holdup]

Ahhhhhhh

Its gone into liquidation now and employees are the first people to be paid apparently, not holding my breath though

[andrewsmith]

so it could be 1p in the £1