The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Reeder]

God damn you.

[robh539]

haha get a room you two ;)

[minimorecambe]

What have I done??!!
I am sweet and innocent I will have you know :p

[Reeder]

Let me corrupt you?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning!

[minimorecambe]

Let me corrupt you?

:smt077

Morning!

Good morning :smt026
Things better with you today?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Meh. Not really.

[minimorecambe]

Meh. Not really.

:smt056

[Reeder]

Can I corrupt you MBK?

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! I would rather you didn't...!

[minimorecambe]

Why do you need someone to corrupt Reeder?

[Reeder]

It depends what we actually mean by corrupt lol :D

[minimorecambe]

Its not past 5:30pm yet so I cant comment :p

[robh539]

at your age you should still being corrupted. I've done my time.

[Reeder]

Teach me Rob.

[robh539]

step into my room, erm office dear boy lol

[minimorecambe]

Well I better get my ass to work. :smt090

Reeder -- let me know when you have perfected your corruption skills :p ;)

[Wideboy]

Hai, vass up!

[Reeder]

Give me a few weeks and I'll be in your area Rob ;) We'll do it then.
I'll work on them over lunch Helen dear. I'll come back with some seriously awesome chat up lines to get things started.

Ta ta for now all!

[robh539]

Well I better get my ass to work. :smt090

Reeder -- let me know when you have perfected your corruption skills :p ;)

oh right... why him :( lol

[minimorecambe]

Because I am sure that your corruption skills are above par already Rob ;)

[Viney]

Hai, vass up!'sup me nig..oh cant say that, erm, afternoon white boy

[anna]

hey orgers afternoon.

[Wideboy]

'sup me nig..oh cant say that, erm, afternoon white boy

You discriminating, its cos i'z white init

afternoon anna

[minimorecambe]

We really need a smoking shelter at work!! I'm getting wet :(

[Viney]

You discriminating, its cos i'z white init

afternoon annaaiiii, u iz a crazy assed white boy fo sho

Good Afternoon Annabel, i hope that the box faires are diminishing?

[anna]

hey guys,

V-man no the boxes are firmly here to stay for a bit and I have lost the energy to sort it out right now. I think we are due for a visit from TSM later so that should be good :smt026

[Viney]

hey guys,

V-man no the boxes are firmly here to stay for a bit and I have lost the energy to sort it out right now. I think we are due for a visit from TSM later so that should be good :smt026Really! Poor you ;):lol:

[Wideboy]

1 hour 50 mins to go, not that im counting or anything.......

[anna]

Really! Poor you ;):lol:

No it is good we have lots of boxes to move around and unpack ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am going to have another sleep, then go for a shower and then might wash bike.

[Reeder]

We really need a smoking shelter at work!! I'm getting wet :(

Or just stop wasting money on things that do nothing other than kill you and damage our environment? ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh contraversial reeder!

[Reeder]

Thought it might spice things up :D

[Viney]

Or just stop wasting money on things that do nothing other than kill you and damage our environment? ;)You bought a motorbike. Does the same thing ;)

No it is good we have lots of boxes to move around and unpack ;)True, work him hard :)

[Reeder]

I would argue the fact that a motorbike is a form of transport and therefore is essential, but I have a car... so it isn't essential for me. However your point is invalid.

[Wideboy]

I stole my car

[Reeder]

Oh.

[minimorecambe]

Or just stop wasting money on things that do nothing other than kill you and damage our environment? ;)

I tried to quit and did for 2 months.
To be honest I don't want to quit so ner :p

[Reeder]

You have no choice. You either quit or I come and kill you.

[minimorecambe]

Well that's not in the spirit of free will is it?!

[Reeder]

No :D

[minimorecambe]

Erm, well, .................

*goes for a cigarette*

[Viney]

You have no choice. You either quit or I come and kill you.
Thats a bit Jodie mate.

I see it if poeple know the risks and carry on doing it then its their choice and why should they be made to quit?

I speed around the country and i know the risks, and payed the fines, yet i still do it :)

For the record i dont smoke.

[anna]

I dont smoke either ... 2 years now :)

[Wideboy]

Yeah and im fat, i absolutly refuse to stop eating, i dint care how much it costs you lot!!

[Viney]

Yeah and im fat, i absolutly refuse to stop eating, i dint care how much it costs you lot!!Yeah but you sure is ugly, so that fair :lol:

Anna, really? Well done

[lily]

afternoon all!

a whole hour left that is all.... then i can leave never to return again (well i shall return in 2 weeks)

[minimorecambe]

Reeder - where are my chatup lines?!

[Reeder]

One minute ;)

[Reeder]

Hi Helen...I'm lost...will you take me home?

[Reeder]

... is this what rejection feels like then :(?

[lily]

no it was just a tumble weed moment!

[Viney]

One minute ;)As a chat up line, it needs work.

[Reeder]

lmao!

[robh539]

That the best you got reeder ?

Just woke up, don't be bashing smokers lol brb going for a smoke :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I need food. Not eaten all day

[Reeder]

I need food. Not eaten all day

Tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut. Get some meat on your bones ;)

[robh539]

I need food. Not eaten all day

snap, my sisters cooking for me and her family in a bit :)

[Reeder]

snap, my sisters cooking for me and her family in a bit :)

You get some meat on you too boy ;)

[robh539]

You get some meat on you too boy ;)

I intend too, just got to find the victim for this weekend haha

[minimorecambe]

Reeder - 4/10

I waa hungry but just been smacked in the mouth so lost my appetite.

[Reeder]

:shock:

Pictures monday?

[Reeder]

Hey Helen, Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

[minimorecambe]

6/10 - only because I've never heard that one

[Reeder]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[robh539]

:shock:

Pictures monday?

if this for me. No way im a gentleman (at times)

[Reeder]

if this for me. No way im a gentleman (at times)

Well that's no fun :p

[Reeder]

I'm going to stop lowering the tone now. I'm going to be a polite gentleman from now on.

[minimorecambe]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Well I can't dispute that one!!!

[minimorecambe]

I'm going to stop lowering the tone now. I'm going to be a polite gentleman from now on.

Yeh take a leaf out of Robs book!

[robh539]

:shock:

Pictures monday?

Yeh take a leaf out of Robs book!

no you really dont want that MM. Dont even open my book!!! :D

[Specialone]

Yeh take a leaf out of Robs book!

HA lol, thats a good one :)

[anna]

Anna, really? Well done


v-man shows how long it has been since I saw you last... I quit smoking just before I moved over here.

[Viney]

Yeh take a leaf out of Robs book!
I have never chatted a woman up in my life and dont intend to. I just point and click my fingers.....then i wake up :lol:

[Reeder]

Bye y'all :)

[Viney]

Great he's gone. Your sfae now Helen, you can come out form behind the sofa.

[robh539]

I have never chatted a woman up in my life and dont intend to. I just point and click my fingers.....then i wake up :lol:

shame for you :smt058

I have never chatted a woman up in my life and dont intend to. They fall at my feet at throw up. ;)

[minimorecambe]

Ok I'm back :)

[lily]

I'm home..... for 2 weeks! :D

[Holdup]

Good evening

[Reeder]

Great he's gone. Your sfae now Helen, you can come out form behind the sofa.

A big **** you :)

[Wideboy]

****ing ****ty weather....... best be better tomorrow or else

[minimorecambe]

An hour and a half left to go :)

[Holdup]

Untill?

[Wideboy]

god arrives

[minimorecambe]

Until I can get out of work and go get drunk :)

[Wideboy]

oh, not god then

[minimorecambe]

I've already found God - in the mirror

[Holdup]

oooo get you miss full of herself :)

















Just kidding

Wish my chinese would hurry up im hank marving

[minimorecambe]

oooo get you miss full of herself :)

I have to think a lot of myself! No one else does!

[Wideboy]

greasy burger and chips for tea, yummy :D

its the simple things that make me happy :D

[lily]

we had whole sea bass and saluted potatoes

[Holdup]

chinese consumed

[Wideboy]

we had whole sea bass and saluted potatoes

saluted potatoes?

[lily]

meant sautéed in rosemary and thyme and garlic

[Wideboy]

still none the wiser....

[Holdup]

You've never had sautéed potatoes

[Wideboy]

nope

[Holdup]

i see

Dunno how Lily makes them but when i have them the potatoes get chopped up then fried